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2012

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know what defines morning. Is it that time you wake up and start your day, or is it when the sun rises, because I’m still up and drinking from last night, I’m on a bender people, and I won’t be crashing out for the next 4-5 hours…..meaning it’s still fucking night to me….but I’m no scientist, I’m just a drunk who likes girls with hot asses.

Here’s some morning links…

This Thing May Make Wheelchairs Obsolete – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Slut in Pink Panties
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100 Steamiest Swimsuit Pics in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Love It
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Ahhhhh I Always Love a Good Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Wilmer Valderrama’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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Some Of Amber Heard’s Hotness
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This Blonde is a Squirter – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Get to Work
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Posted in:MHD

2012

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone asked me a virgin loser question I generally expect to hear in a sci/fi club at the college level of whether I’d rather take a handjob from Madonna’s man hand, or Megan Fox’s toe thumb……My answer…all of the above….

You see in the real world of having sex with girls, and not just masturbating to them, these kinds of questions don’t reflect reality….reality is I’d take a handjob from anyone…I’d fuck anyone, even if I didn’t want to, all because my like of sex is more important than my dignity, or hatred of disgusting.

I have no standards….but more importantly, every bitch I’ve been with has had imperfections, some easier to stomach than others….so virgin loser questions about who would I rather are nice….if you are a virgin loser too…but for real people who fuck…it’s a waste of time….time I’d rather focus on whether the the song House of the Rising Son about the house of a child molestor and his son the day of his first erection….or not….you know the hard hitting nonsense that really matters….not that who would you rather fantasy that would never happen bullshit.

Here are the stepLINKS….or the shit I didn’t post today but other people did….

Uma Thurman Pregnant Bikini Pics
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Lizard Porn
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Some Cunt Named Stacy Keibler in a Bikini top with George Clooney
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Some Crazy Mobster Themed Street Performers
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Debra Harrison-Lowe Titties in House of the Rising Sun
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Downtown L.A. Traffic Timelapse – Cool Video
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Beyonce Photoshopped to Shit in a Perfume Ad – Cuz She Stinks!
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Unbreakable Russian
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January Jones Eats Her Placenta Every Morning Before Breakfast, Oh Good
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The World’s Smallest Puppy Warmed My Cold Black Heart – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Take Your Pic
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Are You This Good At Your Job? Probably Not – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women On “Mad Men”
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Kelly Brook Sweet See Through And Pink Booty
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Lucy Hale And Ashley Benson Are Also In Bikinis
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Well Hello Nikki Sims
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Best Of Tika Ivezaj (96 Pictures)
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Camille Grammar is So Fucking Gross
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Free Cam Shows Bring You Some Monday Goodness
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Gotta Love a Sexy Swedish Hottie
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50 Hottest Swimsuit Models in Sports
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Adrianne Curry Bare ‘Italian Ass’ Twitpic!
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Madonna’s Face and Ass. Ooof
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Kim Kuntrashian Is Whining About The Publicity Stunt Pimp Mama Kris Came Up With
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This is How 18 Year Olds Magazine – VIDEO
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SEXY COLLEGE COEDS HAZED TO LICK PUSSY – VIDEO
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Courtney Stodden Flaunts Cleavage In Support of PETA (VIDEO)
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The 20th Anniversary of SCORE Magazine!
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Elizabeth Olsen in a Slightly See Through Top
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Rosa Acosta – 2012 Calendar Behind the Scenes Video
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Jesus Christ Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Burst Yet?
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Breanna Benson is a Trashy Blonde
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And Now Some Brazilian Road Rage – VIDEO
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Let’s Watch These College Babes Strip Down
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Photoshop Magic: The Most Ridiculously Doctored Kardashian Pictures Of All Time
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How About a Four Girl Orgy?
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Hot Half-Naked Tattooed Chicks
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Danielle May is On All Fours
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Lindsay Ellingson – Victoria’s Secret Collection
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Fashion Babes Give me a Boner
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Irina Shayk & Anne V Work Their Bikini Bods!
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Gotta Love Girls With Guns
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Huge Ass vs Tight Jeans Video!
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Rebeca Rubio Provides The Sexiest Video You Will See All Week
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How NOT to Drive You Humvee – VIDEO
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Kendra Wilkinson, Just Because
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First Look at AnnaSophia Robb as Young Carrie Bradshaw
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Eva Longoria Impresses In Skin-Tight Jeans
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Kid Can’t Jump the Net
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Some Cunt Named Courtney Robertson in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson is a Tank in a Tarp of the Day
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This is a Hot Pic of Charlize Theron
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Crazy Sodacan Magic Trick
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50 year old tits and cunt
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Irina Shayk Needs A Cock Up That Ass Of Hers
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Khloe Kardashian Saves Us From A MONSTER Camel Toe
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Kelly Brook’s Sweet Ass In Tight Spandex.
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Miley Hot Young Tits
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The Best Scene from a Movie in the 40s
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I think Rose McGowan is Pretty Hot.
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Alison Sweeney in her Bikini in Shape
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Doutzen Kroes Hot Mom Body in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson is a Fucking Monster
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Serial Mom Brooke Burke Hot on TV
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Lauren Pope Hot Legs
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Chyna’s Sex Tape is Disgusting
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Pink Pussy in Pig Tails
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Webcam Superstar in her Headset of the Day
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6 Minutes of Ass Clapping
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The Best Fucking Porn on the Internet Today
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2012

26

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Hot in GQ UK May 2012 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous. She is at the level of hot that you don’t really worry about her being from South Africa and the high AIDS rate her pussy has, because you’re too busy trying to cum inside her, knocking her up and making her someone you have to see the rest of your life….even if the reality is that you’ll really only come in contact with her in pictures, making getting AIDS and a bitch pregnant, but I guess that all depends where your hand has been….or more importantly….where the caliber of women you meet have been….not that you have to worry about that, you don’t meet women….you’re hopeless……

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

26

Mar

Kelly Brook Ass Not Tits in Some Leggings of the Day

KELLY BROOK is known for having ridiculously big tits, that’s the shit that made her semi-relevant, because she isn’t a household name, but pervert dudes from the internet know she exists, and that must cound for something….something that she felt was worth getting an abortion over…to ride out cuz she finally made it by her standards….you know after all those years of trying….

It turns out that in the right leggings, her ass isn’t so bad either….pushing 40 and still turning heads….

I still prefer seeing her NAKED PUSSY STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

26

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Ridiculous Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has a ridiculously fit body, especially for someone who recently pumped out an interracial baby. It kinda puts things into perspective of just how lazy moms who don’t get paid millions of dollars to be in bikinis and lingerie for big corporations are….you know the kind of bitch who didn’t have a body this good before he got knocked up….only to use being knocked up as an excuse as to why she should no longer work out or say no to the fucking, cake, pasta, donuts, french fries….she’s a mom after all at that’s the hardest job….yeah fucking right…It is a conspiracy of bitches being lazy, tricking men everywhere and forcing them to fuck slop…while fantasizing about fucking hotness….even fucking their woman before she let herself go…

But in defense of the lazy moms everywhere, there is no telling what kind of mangled destroyed mess Doutzen Kroes is packing in those bikini bottoms, but for some reason, I don’t think it matters……this body allows you to ignore ravaged, accidented cunt.

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2012

26

Mar

Rita Rusic Flashes her Nipples and Shows Off Her Amazing Old Body of the Day

Old as fuck Rita Rusic looks amazing in a fucking bikini and that’s probably why this Croatian born Italian bitch in her fucking 50s is in her fucking bikini all the fucking time….her body just doesn’t make sense to me…I’ve POSTED ON HER MANY TIMES BEFORE ….always trying to figure out what the fuck she did right and so many lazy, American bitches did wrong.

I’m thinking maybe she didn’t have kids and focused on what is important, staying hot, but the truth is that I don’t know her story and it doesn’t matter, what matters is that she exists….

What also matters is that she knows she’s got it going on and that’s why she flaunt it…not to mention she’s got a confidence in herself, cuz looking like this at 50 means you’re pretty much one of a kind, not to mention 50 being a lot of years to get fucked so many times, in so many ways, so many dirty and fucked up ways…..you know to keep things interesting that showing a little nipple isn’t even an issue….but that could be part of her growing up in the 60s, or being European and not scared of a little nipple….

Who cares…she exists. That’s what matters.


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Posted in:Rita Rusic

2012

26

Mar

Lydia Hearst Topless for Terry Richardson of the Day

For those of you who don’t know….I have a serious love for Lydia Hearst.

She is the one girl who has put up with my constant asshole behavior, and who sees my jokes for what they are….jokes.

She gets that this is the internet and who cares…..and we’ve had a pretty solid internet friendship the last 4 years because of it…it’s one of those horribly rare situations where I respect her hustle…and can’t hate on her because she chooses to model and act….when she could just work for the family empire or live off her savings…..

But instead she makes allour lives better when she is smart enough to get naked for creepy, yet top fashion photographers, probably for free, cuz tits get hits….and they also happen to excite me….

You’re a good girl Lydia Hearst and I’m glad to be your unofficial drunken stepfather…keep up the good as naked as possible work…just next time do it in my mouth/on my face.

Posted in:Lydia Hearst

2012

26

Mar

Eniko Mihalik with a Little Nipple for Vogue Germany of the Day

I’ve posted Hungarian model Eniko Mihalik tits so many times before because she feeed my Hungarian for model titties….yes I just pulled that…and it was horribly executed…but who can really concentrate when some hot model bitch is half naked for fashion, getting paid to be half naked for Fashion, cuz that’s a pre-req for being international models, and being international models is better than being local fucking strippers….except when you are me, and trying try fuck them…in which case local strippers are far more accessible an option….

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2012

26

Mar

Lucy Hale in a Bikini with Ashley Benson for Bongo of the Day

Lucy Hale looks like a 12 year old who hasn’ hit puberty yet and who only has a bikini on because her pizza addiction has given her little tits that warrant a bikini.

I don’t get the appeal. I mean, unless that is the appeal, which is some pretty obscure and awkward thing to be into…..

I’m not really familiar with her, but assumed she was some stunted gymnastics bitch on the Olympic team, but it turns out she’s on TV…and now in Bongo ads….despite not being anywhere near a bikini model….remindng us that sometimes, your better used fully clothed….

But since she’s not, I’m gonna look, cuz looking at half naked bitches, whether t is good or bad, is better than not lookng at them….maybe that’s the whole basis of this Bongo bullshit….I get it now. It is all so clear to me.

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Lucy Hale

2012

26

Mar

Trying to Look Up Alessandra Ambrosio’s Skirt to See Her Knocked Up Uterus while she Shaves of the Day

So pregnant, polluted uterus all filled with fetus, bearing Alessandra Ambrosio, decided to shave her legs in public, while I decided to stare at pictures of her, trying to see up her skirt, in efforts to track the damage her first pregnancy left, but more importantly, give a gynecological exam to her new pregnancy, because I’m a pervert like that…and so are you….and because watching a bitch shave her legs for money in public, although fulfilling in many ways…reminding me of a girl I used to fuck who I would always make her shave her cunt in front of a room full of people cuz I liked sharing her coinslot pussy going bald with my friends to torment them with how much luckier I was than they were, is not as fun as watching her vagina and other lady parts….especially when she’s from Brazil, and like Miss Universe Canada, could be slipping a vagina that used to house testicles past us…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…but I’ll explain, Brazil where she is from, has the best lady-boys in the world. The kind who could easily fake a pregnancy….just ask Gisele….. Get with it….idiot….

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