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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

27

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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I got an email demanding I stop doing the stepNEWS….unfortunately for that person…I didn’t listen….because it is the only thing that gives me joy on the site….because I hate humanity!

Church Stages Kidnapping of Teen Girl
As part of a lesson in religious persecution a teenage girl from Dauphin County, Pennsylvania was kidnapped at gunpoint and terrorized by her church.

18-Year-Old: Three DUI’s In Three Weeks
Kim McCarthy is only 18 years old, but she’s already had three DUI’s — in three weeks.

Alleged Burglar Tried to Sell to Victims
Dallas Independent School District police are investigating several car burglaries at Skyline High School. They’ve also caught a person of interest who allegedly tried to sell a stolen stereo back to one of the victims.

Las Vegas Gun Store Offers “Shotgun� Weddings
A Las Vegas gun store and shooting range is now offering weddings.

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2012

27

Mar

Devon James, Joslyn James and Holly Sampson in a Tiger Woods Themed Porno of the Day

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My friends at VIVID put together a porno movie starring the Tiger Woods Mistresses….Devon James, Joslyn James and Holly Sampson….recreating the Tiger Woods scandal….

I don’t even remember the Tiger Woods scandal…only because it wasn’t a scandal to me….see, if I was a billonaire athlete in a sport that probably didn’t get me laid growing up….I would be abusing women with my penis too…especially considering his whore wife was just a whore too….in it for the money….getting knocked up for the goodlife…the same motivation as the bitches he was fucking behind her back….bitches that VIVID has got together into a porno called the “3 Mistresses”….even if they were more likely the “3 Regular Hookers He Allegedly Hired”…..

Here’s the premise:

PRO GOLF’S FAMOUS ‘3 MISTRESSES’ TELL ‘NOTORIOUS TALES’ OF THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THE WORLD’S GREATEST GOLFER IN NEW VIVID ENTERTAINMENT MOVIE

I am all for milking the fuck out of your 5 minutes by fucking on camera….Here are some screenshots….that link to the exclusive video….that includes footage of them fucking…..because Vivid Was Nice Enough to Give Me a EXCLUSIVE CLIP of these whores in action….Showing You a Little What







TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP VIVID SENT ME VISIT stepSMUT!
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Posted in:Devon James|Holly Sampson|Joslyn James

2012

27

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Flour Bomber’s Tits of the Day

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Christina Cho is the bitch who got arrested for flour bombing Kim Kardashian because she didn’t quite understand the PETA memo, probably due to some language barriers, to realize that they were in fact celebrating Kim Kardashian and her litter, for being the best spokesperson for the movement, due to the simple fact that they ARE fucking animals…They don’t need fur, they are properly equiped with that, it is in their furry monster Armenian DNA……

But the good news is that with all protestors, this bitch Christine Cho gets naked for her cause, and I like animals, I like PETA, I like naked protestors, and I like seeing Kim Kardashian humiliated, even if I prefer seeing her dead…I figure if you’re gonna get arrested make it fucking count….but then again, I am pretty sure she was hired by the Kardashians to give the media something to talk about….

Either way here are her tits in protest…fighting for a cause….


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2012

27

Mar

Lauren Goodger Scares me in her Bikini of the Day

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My favorite fake accent motherfucker is back again…this time narrating some nonsense about this bitch Lauren Goodger, who is some fat slob pile of shit, on some show called The Only Way is Essex, who for some reason thinks she has a right to wear a fucking bikini, when clearly Some girls shouldn’t be so confident in their bodies….because lets face it they are disgusting…not matter how good they are at sucking dicks of guys who pretend they don’t know they or that their blowjob never happened….you know never admit to lowering ones standards to get off kinda thing….

What the fuck is “The Only Way Is Essex” and thanks to Lauren Goodger and her dirty sounding name that reminds me of when I shit, cum, throwup at the same time (it happens)… I’m not all that interested…she’s some UK Snooki and shit needs an eating disorder fast.

The fascinating thing in all this is that she’s 25….with a body of a 40 year old mom….vile.


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Posted in:Lauren Goodger

2012

27

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is boring as shit…..at least when in public for the paparazzi….I mean I don’t actually know this bitch…so I can’t tell you if she’s fucking LOLZ in the privacy of her own million dollar home…I can just say that Lindsay Lohan hates her….probably because she steals roles from Lohan and is pretty much the new Lohan because she’s so boring in public….you know…no contraversy….even though it comes with no jerk off caliber candid pics….means she’s employable….luckily by movies that either put her up as a pornstar….or as some sex crazed bi-sexual hooker….along with other disney type shit that pays the bills….and here is her ass in jeans…..that I am using as an excuse to link her naked lesbian ass in Chloe ….a clip I like to revisit often….for obvious reasons…..like naked lesbianism and great tits…

So boring or not…she’s good.


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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2012

27

Mar

J.Lo’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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Did you know that according to People Magazine, J.Lo was the most beautiful woman in the world….the entire fucking world…J.Lo…a hag in her 40s with a set of twins and a freakish ex-husband….the most beautiful woman in the world…..a pussy tainted by Diddy and Afleck….over 2 decades ago….the most beautiful person in the world….pretty hard to believe right? Makes you wonder who the fuck the hacks at People magazine are…or more importantly, who is running their payroll…..

I can never get over that…I will never get over it….It is American Injustice someone needs to investigative report….bullshit lies that burn my eyes even a year after the fact….

And here she is having a very shitty, uninspiring upskirt….for those of you who, like me, like looking up skirt.


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2012

27

Mar

Micaela Shaefer Gets Work in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Micaela Shaefer is some German nobody, or barely someone, who gets invited to events where she SHOWS OFF HER FAKE TITS AND NIPPLES …..or SHOWS OFF HER ASS IN SOME THONG ONE PIECE …..you know totally inappropriate, yet totally the kind of girl you gotta support in her being inappropriate, because half naked attention seekers, are awesome…without them…lke would be boring….even if being half naked is easy to do…not everyone is doing it.

Well….it turns out that this nothing, who just makes noise with her body at events, is actually a somebody….very important….VIP….who was in a photoshoot showing off her awesome body in more clothes than she wears out to events….and I’m posting it to give her credit and support her rise to the top….even if I have no idea where or when this shoot is from….I just hope it gives her a taste that makes her go out and show more pussy when around the media….

Posted in:Micaela Shaefer

2012

27

Mar

Some Tits on TV of the Day

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You know what I like? Tits on TV….not because I have cable, but because I think the more they squeeze by the censors, the better off we are as a people….as a society….as a country….as a world….

Seriously, I’ve been jerking off to TV from France for the last 3 decades, they’ve never left tits out of the mix, but America has…and for that….many sex offenders have been bred. It’s all related, sexually liberate and despite the possible herpes outbreak, we’re better, more relaxed, less twisted freaks….

I’m glad this is finally happening, and I’m glad I get to see the tits on TV thanks to the internet.

Weronika Rosati in Luck

Anna Wood in House of Lies…

Stephanie Fantauzzi in Shameless….

Posted in:HBOobs

2012

27

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Pantsless in Interview of the Day

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I didn’t care much for Jennifer Lawrence in the marketing build up/hype for Hunger Games, a story not about competitive eating……

But that was before she headlined a movie that made 155 million dollars in the first week….a movie that cost 100 million dollars to make, meaning she’s a fucking golden egg and I’m a golden egg digger, especially if those golden eggs are hidden in her twat….I’m ready to easter egg hunt for them with mouth, hands, tools, penis anything…….

Her success this past week made her boring face and uneventful personality one I’d like to get inside as it helms the machine into the billion dollar empire….

But then again, I am looking at photoshopped pictures of her where she finally looks hot, busty and pantsless and maybe that’s really the reason behind my renewed faith in this academy award nominated “artist” of an actor turned mainstream blockbuster money making tool for the industry, cuz acting isn’t art, only actors think it is art….and Jennifer Lawrence does it proper.

Here she is in Interview looking good.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2012

27

Mar

Magdalena Frackowiak for Fashion Poland Spring 2012 of the Day

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I fell in love with pictures of a Polish model named Magdalena Frackowiak yeserday….because she’s ridiculously hot….and because for someone like me who is borderline autistic, socially awkward, and most of the time drunk, falling in love with inanimate objects is far more fun than falling in love with real people, cuz real people just disappoint and 98 percent of the time aren’t really cool or interesting…..but falling in love with an object…that shit gets you noticed….like the time I had a 3 day long relationship with a bucket full of cooked spaghetti noodles….catching me consomating the relationship brought laughs to all…or that time I had a year long relationship with a breast implant my crackhead friend stole from the hospital he stole his pills from….

Either way, Magdalena needs to be a bigger deal…let’s do our part by masterbating to her little, skinny, model tits.

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