2012
26
Mar
From my extensive, culturally void life, I have learned a few things and one of those things happens to be that amazing things come out of Belgium.
Whether we’re talking the french fries, the chocolate, the beer….brussel sprouts or these hot pics of model Camille Rowe, a model not from Belgium, but she might as well should be, because she’s perfect for Elle Belgium….showing her hot ass and hot tits…in ways I really appreciate…..it’s pretty clear….Belgium has it going on….
Posted in:Camille Rowe
2012
26
Mar
The highlight of Ashley Greene’s career was not signing onto Twilight, to be part of the biggest thing to hit movies since Hunger Games destroyed box offices, making all their money back the first weekend with their first movie in their franchise, although her being on Twilight did make her a household name, something that was probably important to her…..but not as important as when she dated the Jonas Brothers, to further market herself to the tween audience, all while pretending to fuck, like anyone over 17 doesn’t fuck, unless we’re talking about you, but that’s different, because you’re creepy, awkward and a loser….unable to seduce even the ugliest of women cuz you’re too busy jerking off….but I have hope for you, like I had hope for this fake born again virgin for marketing…cuz girls are easy, you just have to learn how to play them….and Ashley Greene is easy too, you just have to promise her more fame, more exposure and be able to contribute to her teams bigger marketing picture….a picture that includes her in fishnets flashing a bit of ass on set….I dig it….almost as much as I dig her fake sexless relationships.
Posted in:Ashley Greene
2012
26
Mar
Unemployed for obvious reasons….like the fact that she has no talent, that she’s s nobody…that her only redeeeming quality is a set of fake tits…that anyone with a rich dad or a saving’s account and a hatred for their tits can compete with her on…not quite a skillset….I mean with a resume that consists of being on one of the worst shows to ever hit MTV, in fact one of the worst shows in the history TV, where she was a secondary character in what was to be the pre-cursor to garbage like Jersey Shore….you know….the shit that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore to actually exist….clearly giving her a lot time to eat…cuz those thighs aren’t looking 20 anymore….they’re saddle bags the come with a slow metabolism and broken fucking dreams…..but she does still have that rich dad and fake tits….thinks will work out ok for her….there’s always sex tapes, stripping, going back to her naked for the camera whore roots….but lets just hope she scales down the eating and hits the treadmill before that happens….cuz she’s gone downhill…as most girls do…..but she’s half naked in her bikini and I’m not complaining….or maybe I am….I don’t know….I don’t even know what day it is…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS:
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Posted in:Audrina Patridge
2012
26
Mar
Kendra Wilkinson hosted some shitty event in Vegas because that’s just the kind of bottom feeding trash she is. She brought out her Playboy body that hasn’t been in Playboy for years into a white bathing suit that is see through when wet, that you shouldn’t even really care to see, partially cuz of her retard face, but also cuz of her shitty implants, short legs and the simple fact you can find tons of naked pictures of her on the internet….
In fact, she’s also had a sex tape released, that I assume no one actually bothered watching, that took place when she was 19, with someone more inbred and downs syndrome looking than her, while her meaty cunt flapped in the fucking wind….. I REVIEWED HER SEX TAPE – I KNOW HER SEX TAPE
Something she’s clearly tended 20 years later, in this white bathing suit, that holds everything in place, like a pussy hammock, of a pussy probably taped back, to seem like it’s not a dangly mess.
Again…who fucking cares….if you are into this shit….like real deal low caliber shit…. get the sex tape motherfucker
Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson
2012
26
Mar
Her name is MAGDALENA FRACKOWIAK and she’s some iron curtain, communist rule, suriving because she was probably born after the fall of communism, Polish model, who instead of training bears to balance on beach balls for local carnivals, like the other Pollack’s do, she became a model….a really fucking hot mode….with hot small tits she doesn’t mind showing off , long legs and a face I want to ejaculate on….lick off….then ejaculate on again. Love makes you do very homo erotic things with your own bodily fluids….you know cuz you can’t think straight and shit….
She’s gonna be famous…I feel it…adn that’s way better than rationed bread….also way better than my Polish jokes cuz I don’t know shit about Poland, but I think Magdalena is all I really need to know.
Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak
2012
26
Mar
Anne V is that bitch who is fucking that little man from Maroon 5….a band that is essentially the male version of Katy Perry, with ridiculous radio play despite the horrible songs….you know the shit you playout in your head and wonder why the fuck you know this Prince and Michael Jackson hack impersonation act….and realize it is cuz the media controls you….
Irina Shayk is that bitch who is pretending to fuck Ronaldo, the soccer player, who all those homophobe euros from Spain and Portugal and other fish bearing societies love, but can’t accept as a homosexual, cuz it would make their jerking off to him gay, cuz dainty Eurotrash make sense like that in their macho latin roots.
Together they are those bitches with big, hot, asses I wouldn’t mide chipping a tooth on, even if Anne V isn’t all that, she can watch, or masturabte in the corner or some shit, her modeling contract is like a VIP card, that allows her in my sex fantasies, even if she’s not top candiate, especially not when next to this tanned, Russian, Gold digger/hustler with a ridiculous ass…..
Posted in:Anne V|Irina Shayk
2012
26
Mar
This movie was released in Spain in October….but it’s only hitting America on March 30th, so here are some pre-theater titties in a movie…
Carie van Houten is some 35 year old Dutch actor…who chose not to live in Hollywood but stay in Europe because she, like me love the Dutch…from legal drugs, to legal prostitution….to a country that doesn’t occupy kitchen garbage like the Kardashians….the Netherlands is the way to go……
More importantly, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dutch speaking chick whisper “stick it in my ass you worthless, poor, piece of shit my husband would hate knowing I’ve let inside me, but that I did anyway cuz I was drunk and he’s an asshole, and you happened to be in the right place and the right time”….while fucking her unprotected. It’s a life changing exprience you may like so much you want to tattoo it on your face like it is tattooed on your brain.
Posted in:Carice van Houten
2012
26
Mar
Fuck the weekened and the boat it rode in on….Everyday is fucking summer vacation for me, you suckers…So when you all write “Happy Monday” or “Monday Morning Blues”, you know your idiotic Garfield poster that says “Monday’s Aren’t Lasagna” bullshit….all over facebook…..It’s still weekend for me…
It is called leeching off a fat lonely wife and wasting your time with a stupid fucking blog that is the best thing to happen to the internet, but the internet just doesn’t know it yet….
I’m like a real housewife, the ghetto, project, one room basement apartment, version.
I’ve been drinking for days, trying to fuck 20 year old sluts in crotch high skirts and I intend on continuing that for the rest of the week….maybe even the year…or the rest of my life….whichever comes first…
cuz hangovers don’t fucking exist….we just keep on trucking….
Fuck you and your office job. You conformist hack. I’m sure your dad is proud you’re gonna live the same shitty life he did. Sucker.
Here are some links….
A Confusing and Weirdo Old Timey Video Starts Our Monday Off – VIDEO
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The 40 Hottest Female Sports Ever
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Free Cam Shows For Your Blue Monday
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Ahhhhhh Norm Macdonald. You Really Can’t Beat His Awesomness
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Tara Babcock Has a Whole Lot Going On, Trust Me
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If You’re In The Mood For Some Morning Disgustingness, I Have It Right Here For You
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Live Web Cam Shows, You Know You Want It
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Gotta Love a Hot Blonde Amateur – VIDEO
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Tweet Dreams: Jessica Burciaga’s Hottest Twitpics
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Posted in:MHD
2012
23
Mar
I’ve been writing the site all week. I’ve been writing FACEBOOK STATUSES…..and TWITTER UPDATES….and now I need to fucking drink…I’ve stared at a computer too long for no real return or satisfaction…just punishment to my fucking soul….and all my groupie bitches have cock.
I’ve failed myself and my loved ones…I’ve peaked in terms of internet fame….but if I survive the weekend…I’m pretty motivated to have a fucking revival. That’s the truth.
Fuck you.
Here are the stepLINKS….
Katy Perry in a Mirror Ball Dress
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So Apprently There’s a Video of Lindsay Lohan Running Into That Dude With Her Car
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Brigitte Bardot – She’s a Lady – A Gunslinging Lady – Edit
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Pam Anderson Launches Downforce1 Racing Team Named After Her Favorite Position.
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Elmo and Cookie Monster Throwback Rape Scene
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Courtney Stodden American Bikini – Roller Skating 40 Year Old Trash
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25 Sports Hotties on and off the Field
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NEW – Selena Gomez – Show Me Your Tits!!!
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Kelly Brooke’s Perfect Pair
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Live Web Cam Sluts Cause Friday Needs to Be the Best It Can Be
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How To: Defy Gravity
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The 25 Best Movie Cadillacs
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Lucy Pinder Rests Her Massive Breasts
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Some Jessica Alba Action
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Jade Wifey is Wifey Material
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Babs is One Hell Of a Blonde Bombshell
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild
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Now That is One Big Fucking Dildo
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25 Sports Hotties on and off the Field
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Cunt Kardashian Got FLOUR BOMBED On the Red Carpet Hahahahahahhahah
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Rooney Mara Dragon Tattoo Tits
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Kaz B’s Pornstar Life: Hello America!!
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Sophia Knight Strips Down
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Playboy Lauren Bethencourt in Lingerie
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Super Leggy Fashion Babes Turn Me On
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Fernanda Brandao is Latin Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Candice is Easy on the Eyes
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Marta is a Latin Beauty
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Paris Hilton Has No Tits
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Maria Menounos Gets Bootylicious
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Impressive but Stupid as Fuck Michael Jordan Haircut
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Usher Lands Sugar Ray Leonard Role in Biopic Cuz Clearly Someone in his Child Prostitute Sex Ring is Producing it….
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Riding a Corgi
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I’d Fuck the Bikini Off this Gay Dude Carlos Pena’s Girlfriend…
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Doutzen Kroes Little Tits in a Bikini
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Christina Hendricks Just Because
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Boob Job Overkill
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EVERYTHING IS GOING IN ATHENA’S BUTT
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Kate Upton is Modeling For Skull Candy
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Annalynne McCord Because Business Is Slow
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Who Loves Boobies
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Dana Lee Has Plenty of Twit Pics
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Doutzen Kroes is Amazing
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Gotta Love Hot College Sluts
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Rebeca Rubio is Pure Hotness
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Debbie Does Dances? Principal Bans Student From Bringing Adult Film Star To Prom
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Karmen and Friends Get It On
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Ridiculous Kid’s Ridiculous Flipping Skills
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Lily Cole is Weird Looking.
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Ashley Tisdale Needs A Cock UP Her Tight Ass
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Kim Kardashian. Not The First Time To Be Sprayed In The Face With White Stuff
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Telsa Coils Play Sweet Home Alabama
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Some Naked Bitches In Some 2012 Calendar
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Lesley Ann Poppe Hot as Fuck in Playboy Netherlands!
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Fergie in Some Maternity Clothes
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Floppy Has a Hot Fucking Ass
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Victoria Justice Little Cleavage
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Elisandra Tomacheski in Underwear
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Lucy Pinder Holding her Tits in 2005
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Sarah Harding Belly Shirt
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Hot Amateur Pussy
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Angelna Jolie Titties in a Movie!
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Today’s X-Rated Porno Link Dump With All The Best Porn On the Net
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A Serious Amount of Amateur Pussy on Webcam Right Now – All Free to Watch
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
23
Mar
Jennifer Lawrence, although really not hot or interesting….is about to blow the fuck up with this hunger games bullshit…..it is supposed to be opening in 20,000 theaters, which is a record for Lionsgate….who cares about that right…what you need to care about is that although this average looking Lawrence decided this was her big break, her chance to really matter, where she otherwise probably never really would, at least not on this scale….means that her loss of privacy and sudden fame where everyone wants more of her…won’t require shitty publicity stunts that fuel the site….like bikinis, hacked phones, self shot nudes and sex tapes….She’s pretty much gonna remain boring, clothed, and riding her fame the next 5 years….
So this see through may be the most you see of her until she decides to go back to her Oscar nominated roots, and try to re-invent herself as an artist by getting naked…even though acting isn’t an art but don’t tell a self righteous actor that or they’ll have a hissy fit…..and when that doesn’t work out we’ll start seeing sex tapes, and nudes….that could take 20 years….and I probably won’t be alive….and either will you cuz the world is gonna blow up – so take in this shitty see through, even if it isn’t hot..cuz she isn’t hot….but she’s about to be…thanks to big budgets, marketing, and well the idiots who fall into their trap and believe what they are told…even on basic shit like whether a bitch is hot or not….
Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence
