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2012

23

Mar

Lauren Stoner’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lauren Stoner is a hot body from Miami who is probably in Miami in these pictures taking in all the attention she can since that paparazzi is there in full force for WMC…..you know to capture the real DJ sluts that are actually famous….like Doutzen Kroes….and not these club kids with a shitty fucking resume and IMDB….who are trying to get famous….and who have really hot bodies that I wouldn’t mind if they were famous…although watching her struggle, gasping for air, like a fish out of water, pulling all stunts she can…..is a lot more enjoyable….even if I know if she does get famous she’ll only be cast to play the naked chicks….which is part of the reason she works out, starves herself, gets in front of the camera and most importantly…got implants…

Who cares she’s hot enough for me to notice…. ESPECIALLY WHEN TANNING TOPLESS …you see cuz of that whole wearing a bikini dominating everything else about her.

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2012

23

Mar

Nina Agdal in Her Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some model represented by ELITE , who is pretty fucking hot and was in this year’s SI Swimsuit….but who s now in her own swimsuit….on the beach for the paparazzi…wearing a bikini the way it is supposed to be worn…because she’s the professional…unlike all those other amateur hacks you see on the beach who don’t get paid to be in a bikini that you’d still fuck….even if they aren’t as exclusive, rich, successful, hot a pussy as this Nina bitch….it’s that modeling contract…it makes all the fucking difference when grading a cunt.

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2012

23

Mar

Autumn Reeser Shitty See Through of the Day

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I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo.

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2012

23

Mar

Weird Meat Grinding Pussy Video of the Day

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Here’s an obscure, even boring, definitely stupid video that was emailed to me, and that I am posting for one simple reason….if you wait long enough….you’ll see a bitch grinding meat out of her pussy…and that’s the kind of shit…along with pussy puppet shows…that dreams are made of.

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2012

23

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS…

Some people never learn….deny til you die….Tenseness State Drive Instructor Fired Over Sexual Comments To Students
A state driver’s examiner lost his job after parents complained he spoke about sexual topics during their female child’s drivers test. Stephen Guionaud admitted that he spoke about sexual topics but he did not mean any harm.

41 People Arrested at Project X Party in Ohio
Dozens of people, mostly teenagers, were charged after an underage drinking party got out of control. Thirty-one people were charged with crimes ranging from underage consumption, obstructing official business, drug abuse and resisting arrest. Ten more juveniles were referred to the Solon Juvenile Officer for consideration of possible charges.

New Jersey School Bans Hugs
It seems it’s easier to get the cold shoulder rather than a warm hug at Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School. A new rule is stirring up controversy: No hugging.

Chaos Erupts In Massachusetts Courtroom
A jury on Thursday acquitted one man accused in the execution-style slayings of three adults and a toddler on a Boston street and deadlocked on murder charges against another.

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2012

23

Mar

Kelly Brook Titties in an Ad of the Day

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Here is some campaign that Kelly Brook is doing for socks, a campaign that is clearly written by a retard who I am sure thought was so clever, using some play on words bullshit and stuffing her bra jokes…

Her face looks horrible, one would even call it a wreck that should be retired..but those tits…those tits are big….and sometimes…like in Kelly Brook’s case…that’s all that matters.

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2012

23

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Here is one of the hotter pctures of Ashley Tisdale….because she was decent enough to take the picture from her good side, you know since her face is a fucking dump….a mangled up, accidented, dump that even with plastic surgery couldn’t save….but when she’s walking around and you’re walking behind her….while her bikini is jacked up here ass….I can’t complain, cuz I’m a pervert and will stare at any cunt, even if I hate everything it represents, cuz it is ugly…and I am not into ugly…I’ve fucked enough ugly to know…nothing good comes form ugly….I’m an expert on ugly so I know.

I also know that Tisdale is jealous that her High School Musical buddy, the whore, kiddie pornographer despite being hairy as fuck little money, is getting tons of press for her bikini on the Spring Breakers, and Tisdale’s catty, jealous, less interesting but decent to look at ass wants to get a little attention of its own…and I’m all for it….she works out a lot, and without the distraction of her disability/down fall, it’s not all that bad….

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2012

23

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Half Naked in DT Magazine of the Day

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I always laugh about Brooklyn Decker because she looks retarded, like a real waterhead you see in the institution, and I know she only got the SI cover cuz she’s married to a pro athlete who has the same agents and managers, sponsors who feed SI their ads, stories, an give them access….making them pretty much obliged to deliver…..and at least she had the titties to justify that hand out…..

Unfortunately, she’s not as good at being a retard as her face is, cuz all the retards I know are jerking off all the fucking time, making their retard growns, in all the inappropriate places, and not getting arrested for it cuz they’re retards….but she is in lingerie…and sure that’s not a few fingers deep between pussy lips but it is something.

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2012

23

Mar

Lisa Rinna Sweaty Twat of the Day

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I still don’t know what Lisa Rinna does…. Lisa Rinna , I mean other than POSING FOR PLAYBOY IN HER OLD AGE ….

But I do know that her face pussy went through a face pussy reduction….and I also know that here she is sweating from her pussy pretty aggressively…at least I assume that is sweat….even though I know with her age, the sweating of her pussy is the least of her pussy concerns….partially cuz you know what she did to her upper lips…there is no way her lower lips came out unscathed….but more importantly….she’s old, menopausal and possibly drippy/soggy in the box….without even factoring in all the cock she’s likely had over the years….you know cuz you don’t get on websites with a wet pussy being a good, wholesome girl…

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2012

23

Mar

Izabel Goulart Naked in Harper’s Bazzar Spain of the Day

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I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet…..

Warning. She is from Brazil and may have a dick.

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