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2012

30

Mar

Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day

I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently blocked me on Facebook, cuz I know she’s not actually hot in person…..cuz I’ve seen her in person….

But I think it has more to do with her being some sloppy, chubby, friend of Paris Hilton, who may be on TV, but who still deserves a candlelight vigil outside her parent’s house….cuz she doesn’t turn me on like she did in that one movie she did, not even in photoshoots where she’s photoshopped and grabbing her tit like it matters….

I don’t know she’s dull, but I’m posting the pics anyway, cuz I got nothing better going on, see cuz unlike Cuthbert, I’m no celeb but a bottom feeder….


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2012

30

Mar

Raquel Zimmermann Naked in Status Magazine of the Day

Her name is Raquel Zimmermann, she’s some Brazilian model who is pushing 30….she’s not substantially hot, but I have POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….but more importantly, I have posted her previous NAKED PHOTOSHOOT ……and here she is again, in some magazine I’ve never heard of, showing some hot enough body that has a modeling contract, also known as a work permit for my dick…

I guess the real issue at hand is figuring out if these nipples had anything to do with the killing of Hooded Trayvon…..maybe her street name is George….shit…I’m good at this tabloid shit.


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2012

30

Mar

Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr in Bikinis Under Lacy Shit of the Day

You know what I’m into? Bikini models, whether they are moms or not…Whether they are South African and thus HIV Positive or not, to be in fucking bikinis….not in poolside sheer crocheted, knitted or even lacy shit that covers up said bikini bodies….save the surongs or whatever you call the towels, robes, sheets and covers bitches wear at the beach for the fat chicks who need them, when dealing with bikini models, get the in character and crawling around the pool pretending they lost a contact or some shit.

STEP IT UP VICTORIA’S SECRET…..


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2012

30

Mar

Micaela Schaefer at Some Event Looking Ridiculous of the Day

Those Germans….always up to something…..whether it is genocide, or ethnic cleansing, scat films, great automotive engineering or breeding some weird attention seeking trash who shows up to events half naked…..whether in IN THONG or SHOWING NIPPLE all for attention, that she clearly gets, cuz she’s not fat and even if she was fat, people would look at her…especially in Germany, because they are a real pragmatic bunch who get things done….

I think I may be in love with her drive and the way she markets herself…as a trashy slutty stripper bitch who traded her pole for the red carper….it works for my questionable morals and values.

Micaela Schaefer is some novelty act…

Here’s the video….

Here is one in better quality but far less about Micaela Schaefer…


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2012

30

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is amazing…I should marry it on April Fools Day…since all you other fuckers hate the shit cuz you’re too stupid to laugh at the shit cuz you are the trash that belongs in the shit….if you know what I mean…you are a fucking stepNEWS clip waiting to happen retard….ohhhh dissss….

Batman Pulled Over By Police In Maryland
Montgomery County Police have released dash cam video of a Batman impersonator being pulled over in Silver Spring last week.

Motorcycle Nearly Hit By Spinning Car
A driver lost control on a San Antonio highway, spinning across the roadway, as a motorcycle accelerated to narrowly miss being hit.

Police rescue man stuck in handcuffs at adult store
Police were called to the VIP Adult Entertainment store on Boston Post Road after a customer got stuck in a set of handcuffs he was trying on.

Pennsylvania School Bus Driver Fired For Driving Drunk
A Washington County school bus driver accused of drinking on the job Thursday has been fired. The driver, Miguel Rivera, 49, was scheduled to make three runs with students from Washington Park Elementary School, but police were tipped off when students smelled alcohol on Rivera, leading to his arrest.

Cops: Woman Threw Puppies at Boyfriend
A Spring Lake Park, Minnesota woman is charged with three counts of animal cruelty after throwing three one-week old puppies at her boyfriend as projectiles during a fight.

Caught On Tape: Suspect Takedown by Police
Police take down a man who ran from them after a traffic stop Friday morning. The entire incident was caught on video.

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2012

30

Mar

Carolyn Murphy Spreads Her Leg in Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

I don’t know if there is some Carolyn Murphy nipple in these pics for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey, an Arab, yet European publication that is far more sex charged than American publications because this is God’s country people, and we like to repress sex and sexuality, forcing our kids to Christian Dating sites to feel less guilty about one night stands, by eliminating the chance of accidentally banging a jew….but she is spreading her legs…

Sure….she’s not SPREADING HER SUPERMODEL LEGS AS HARD AS SHE DID IN HER SEX TAPE THAT DROPPED 6 YEARS AGO THAT WE COVERED ….but she is spreading them enough for me to revisit THAT SEX TAPE ….cuz nothing ever fully disappears on the internet – no matter how many lawyers you got working for you bitch.


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2012

30

Mar

Sojourner Morrell Titties for Fashion of the Day

Sojourner is some British model who reminds me of some lesbian hipster…only unlike lesbian hipsters…she’s not drinking Pabst out of hairy pussy….but instead modeling…which I guess is kind of a hipster thing to do in and of itself…but not for the lebsians….cuz lesbians are the devil and too busy plotting how to cut off every man’s penis in the world while eating organic vegan foods…..

So Sojourner….say that 10 times fast….showed her little tits for fashion and I’m into that…because if she’s got a modeling contract, she’s got that stamp of approval I need to not feel gay when fucking her little boy body raw….you know in theory or more importantly…in fantasy…cuz I’ll likely never meet this bitch, or remember this bitch, in 5 minutes….I’m like a mosquito like that….


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2012

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s hangover…is bad….when you wake up from the sound of your dehydrated, alcohol poisoned, heart pounding in your neck….its one of those moments where you debate calling all your loved ones and saying goodbye when you can, you know apologizing for all you did wrong, and all you feel guilty about, before realizing you love no one and never feel guilty cuz you have no fucking soul.

Here are the morning links…while I drink some water…..

VIDEO Dating WIN WIN WIN!!!! – VIDEO
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CJ Miles Has One Tight Body
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Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100
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When Mascots Get Hungry, They Just Eat Cheerleaders – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows for Some Sexy Friday Fun – VIDEO
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Gallery: Daenerys Targaryen’s Hottest “Game Of Thrones” Photos
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Those Stacy Keibler Lingerie Pics – GALLERY
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18 Year Old Cutie Does a Little Striptease – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows. Let’s End This eek Off Proper
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2012

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

A Vietnam war vet who was a POW and trying to explain what he went through once told me to close my eyes and imagine myself in my bedroom…..now imagine 25 other people in there with me….now imagine those 25 other people have infectious diseases are unshowered, smell of piss and shit…because they are covered in piss and shit…with no food or water…

Okay, where’s the problem, shit sounds awesome, see I’m no keeper, I have low standards, if I’m gonna bang 24 women, they are not gonna be the cream of the crop, they are bound to be dirty fucking pig women….who are covered with piss and shit cuz if they are in an orgy with me, they are probably retarded and I had to remove the diaper…..and no food or water? fuck food and water I’m too busy trying to fuck these bitches, I don’t want to give them enough energy to run from me…if anything they are POWs in their own right…to my dick….in my orgy…

I think I missed his point. I’m an asshole.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Maria Menounos Ass is Pretty Good in Tight Pants
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I can’t Get Enough of this Drugged Out Bitch at Miami’s WMC Tree Humping
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Will Ferrell in Anchorman 2 – Milk it baby…
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Ursula Andress in Dr. No Bikini – Throwback!
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Off Roading to a New Level!
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This Story About Gary Busey Arguing About What Heaven Looks Like is Prett Much the Funniest Shit Ever
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Live Cam Show Sluts. Right Here
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Now THAT’S How You Get Arrested
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The Creepiest Movie Love Stories
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Maria Menounos’ Super Tight Leggings
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Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Need A Bra For Your Magazine Cover
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Lyna is Rocking Some Bondage Type Shit
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Free Cam Shows. Get to Work
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Pigtailed Blonde Gets Herself Off
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WTF Photo o the Day is Seriously WTF
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The 40 Hottest Female Sports Ever
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Iryna Ivanova by the Pool
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Poppy Montgomery Pokies
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Yummy J’s Bare Booty on Twitter
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I’d Like to Bang All The Sluts Starring in the New Dallas TV Show – VIDEO
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Simply Stunning: Song Joo Kyung
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Irina Shayk See Through Dress
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Lily Allen, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Lindsay Lohan’s Last Court Day Complete (PHOTOS)
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More Spring Breakers T&A
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Katherine McPhee with AIDS Babies
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Tattooed Eyes….Weird
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Minka Kelly is Single Again – VIDEO
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Woman Crashes Her Car….and Then Crashes Again… – VIDEO
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Water Slide Nip Slip! Yessssss
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Beetlejuice! Bettlejuice! Beetlejuice! Starbucks Admits To Using Dead Bugs As Food Dye In Frappuccinos
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Mackenzie Star is All Laid Out
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Lisa Ann To Portray Sarah Palin Again In Live Sex Show
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Nikki Sexxx Couldn’t Wait to Play
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Pool Party with 100 Bikini Models
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I Love a Babe in Short Shorts
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World’s Sexiest Shoe Saleswoman? Irina Shayk Pimps Xti Footwear
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Cute Teen Has Fun With a Dildo
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Jennifer Ellison Is An All Natural Beauty
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Anger Management FAIL – VIDEO
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7 weird habits you can develop when you live alone
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Former Black Panther & Congressman Bobby Rush Escorted From House Floor For Wearing Hoodie
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January Jones Is Holding Someone’s Baby… Oh.
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Don’t Fish Around Cats!
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Jessica ALba Raises 27 Million in First Round for her Website – Shit.
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One Of The Chicks From Spring Breakers Pulling Her Bikini Out Of Her Ass
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Big Wet, Pregnant Tits…
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The Proper Way to Get Arrested!
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Jess Kingham TOpless and Vagina Mounded in Nuts
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Sabine, Alice, Courtnie Topless in Front UK
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Rosie Jones and Georgie Darby Oiled Up and Naked in Nuts
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Jess Kingham Topless in Nuts
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Renee Olstead’s Cleavage
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Teresa Palmer Cleavage
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Jenna-Louise Coleman Cleavage
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Blake Lively Hot in Hick
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Alex Morgan Does a 360 while Bodypainted
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Rhian Sugden Obsessive Lingerie 2012 Shoot
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Dakota Fanning in a Creepy as Fuck Photoshoot
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Debbie Gibson Leater Pants on LEno
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Michelle Hunziker in a Tube Dress
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Alexis Bledal Flat Chested
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Kim Walsh Fat Ass in Leggings
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2012

29

Mar

Malin Akerman Behind the Scenes of a Shape Magazine Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Malin Akerman is some Canadian bitch who played some action figure and thus made herself an icon to virgin loser sci/fi nerds….an icon to a bunch of socially awkward, definitely awkward around women motherfuckers who she has to meet and greet at the comic and sci/fi conventions she pretty much committed her fucking self to when taking the only job she was ever offered, making her this object of so many weird masturbation fantasies she’s become…..

She’s been asked to do shape magazine, she tweeted this pic of her in a robe, which is more seductive that most of her fans can handle, it is the shit spontaneous orgasms are made of, and unfortunately for those of you who have cum already, there are bikini pics if you follow the below link….I’m talking vagina definition in bikini bottoms behind the scenes pics….which may be worth those of you who know how to pace yourself in your virgin nerd jerking off cuz it’s all the sex you know and you’ve mastered it like it was Dungeons and Dragons…or some in park combat…or whatever it is you weirdos do.


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