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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

29

Mar

Charlize Theron Hot for Tatler Magazine Russia April 2012 of the Day

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I’ve been jerking off to Charlize Theron long before she adopted a baby cuz her uterus was broken, or more importantly, cuz she’s vain and doesn’t want to ravage her cunt to have an annoying thing brought in the world that shares your DNA….thus making you responsible for every fucked up thing it does….when it is adopted you can just justify all the disappointment with “He’s adopted”….it works out better for your ego than these ego centric people who reproduce to have mini versions of them….reproduction is totally arrogant…

Now Charlize Theron, from South Africa’s high aids rate belt, with a mother who killed her father for being abusive and who thus doesn’t know how to be abused, one downfall in her model turned Playboy model, turned famous actor, going back to her magazine roots and looks good doing it….even if the low grade Russian version of Tatler….a magazine I wrongfully thought was a porn mag….


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2012

29

Mar

Stacy Keibler Hot Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know why these 2008 pictures of Stacy Keibler in a lingerie shoot are resurfacing, you know before she was on Dancing with the Stars who aren’t stars but has beens or never weres….like my fat recently divorced friend decide to take up dance to meet new people and get in shape…..only televised…..

But I am glad they are…..she hot, she is fit and above all she is lovely or at least her great legs are….but more importantly, shehas broad enough muscular shoulders for Clooney to not feel like he’s too straight…you know gives him something to focus on and pretend belong to some Twink so that he cums with her….not that any dude should ever really have an issu with that….she’s good…and she wrestles…..


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2012

29

Mar

Rita Rusic is Old but Not Too Old To be Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

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RITA RUSIC is an old bitch who likes to be in her bikini cuz it gets her noticed….and rightfully so…she’s fucking banging….and not even for an old bitch…for any bitch…and it freaks me the fuck out…because old bitches are not supposed to encourage me to use the word “Banging”….in fact…I never use the word banging, I am just so caught up in figuring out what went right for her and what went wrong for so many other bitches who don’t even look this good at 30…..shit is exciting to know it is possible…like finding the cure to cancer….or some sort of pirate treasure…..or more importantly like getting laid for the first time….you know it exists….and that makes the world a better fucking place.


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2012

29

Mar

Constance Jablonski in Latex Thigh Highs of the Day

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I am addicted to models…all models…I just like looking at their lean bodies and great faces that make them lots more money than the bitch working the checkout at Walmart makes….

They are fucking professionals, even if the work is a fucking joke and all it really takes to be pro is the ability to listen to some photographer and show up on time while not too hungover or jacked on coke that they can’t photoshop you hot…and hot in pictures when my only relationship with a bitch is through pictures works for me….I don’t care how busted up or freakish she is off camera….that doesn’t affect me or my gawking…

This model is named CONSTANCE JABLONSKI and she’s from france….and more importantly she’s wearing latex thigh highs…a new trend this year that I know about cuz my stepdaughter wears this shit….fetish gear of the past….turned to activewear of the now…I’m into it….and I’m into CONSTANCE JABLONSKI she’s got that modeling contract stamp of approval that lets me like her…under all circumstances!


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2012

29

Mar

Georgia Salpa Seeking Attention the Right Way of the day

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Georgia Salpa is not just some Kim Kardashian looking bitch, she’s also some trashy, attention craving big of a woman, who luckily has hot tits and a good body, who is more importantly more than just a tranny, cheesy looking face, and more than just some Big Brother reality trash, and even more than just some bitch with tits eating ice cream in the park….and that is that she’s Greek….has 2 vaginas by default….one where she shits and the other where she gets abortions.

I’m a fan of her hustle.


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2012

29

Mar

Blake Lively and Chloe Grace Moretz in Some Promo Pics for “Hick” of the Day

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I have no idea why I am posting these promo pics that just dropped from some movie called HICKS that is gonna hit theaters in May….but I assume it has something to do with giving big movie companies who refuse to advertise on this site even though it is the perfect site to advertise on free press….I mean if they won’t pay me, I might as well just give it to them for free…or maybe it’s the great storyline…and a great storyline always sucks me in…

A Nebraska teen gets more than she bargained for when she sets out for the bright lights of Las Vegas.

There’s not titty, no cleavage, no bikini, no upskirts in these promo pics….the only thing of interest in these pics is how fucking old Blake Lively looks up against Chloe Grace Moretz the 11 year old virgin losers masturbate to….and I guess it’s just a picture of out with the old and in with the new jailbait…but Blake Lively always looked 40 so I don’t think she was ever Jailbait…..and really who fucking cares. This post is stupid.


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2012

29

Mar

Irina Shayk I Can See Your Thong of the Day

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I think you have to Magic Eye Poster this shit and look at it cross eyed to really make out the thong that is apparently visible in this dress and I figure that’s a great exercise for you to undertake, cuz lets face it staring at this bitches ass, cross eyed, straight on, or with a glass eye, is always amazing….Her Russian ass is an Iron Curtain I’d like to chip my fucking tooth on….Seriously. She’s hot and she whores her way to the top….qualities important in a woman.


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2012

29

Mar

Selena Gomez and Some Other Disney Sloppy Seconds Ass in Bikinis of the Day

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You know the highlight of the last week in the celeb world has really been the constant flow of bikini pictures and
” target=”_blank”> TOPLESS PICS from the set of Spring Breakers…even if they are getting repetitive….if bikini pics of these ex-disney child prostitutes you all probably jerked off to when they were 15, even though Selena Gomez still looks 15, and Vanessa Hudgens is a hairy little money who was shooting nude pics at 15, cuz at Disney you learn the real value of your vagina at a young age, growing up fast while taking meds to repress your growth like some Olympic gymnast or some shit….can get repetitive.


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2012

29

Mar

A Horrible Phoebe Price Optical Illusion from Hell that Nightmares are Made Of….of the Day

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So many half naked Phoebe Prices in one picture….using mirrors to simulate her own army of clones coming to invade every paparazzi hot spot to hopefully get noticed and make it in the tabloids….a challenge she sets herself out for everyday….like a hero going into battle…because approval from the media….is like that approval her dead daddy used to give her…before giving her an inheritance that allows her to pretty much chase paparazzi all day….turning herself into some modern day personality or clown no one knows or cares exists…all while pushing 40….all while her prime is behind her….all when having no

And this pic is fucking with my head head so hard I think I just shit myself, but that may be unrelated to this image that reminds me of a nightmare I once had….

She posted it to Facebook…I have no idea what it is all about….I try not to read her updates.


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2012

29

Mar

Uma THurman’s Big Filled Uterus in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Earlier today, when I was fully absorbed in my hangover and not thinking straight, because I live with an obese woman and she has that effect on me….I made a crazy statement about MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK TICKING CUZ I KEEP SEEING MOMS WITH NICE ASSES ….but these Uma Thurman, man hands, squatting on her yacht, you know ready to drop in a way I think the baby’s head crowning through her bathing suit, or maybe that’s just her mangled twat from other pregnancies, brought me back down to earth……gave me that perspective I needed….parasite fetus in womb is marketed as being natural…but shit is straight out of a sci/fi movie.


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