2012
13
Apr
No idea who Melody Thornton is…but she has great style….a fashion icon as far as I’m concerned…give her her own like like she was Jessica Simpson with less of a food budget…but she’s onto something here….something I call showing your fucking nipples like you shouldn’t be wearing a fucking shirt….
Posted in:Melody Thornton
2012
13
Apr
These pictures are the highlight of my day as a blogger because I like Candice Swanepoel and what I imagine would be a South African retroantivial smelling twat….she’s hot….and I’ll look at her in boring bikini catalog shots that she’s always in….hell I’ll always look at her changing her tampon, taking a shit, napping, letting her dog eat her out, hiding under her bed cuz she knows there is an intruder in her home…..getting fucked by black dudes like shit was back home and it was the Apartheid…..and he was Nelson Madela. You know pretty much under any and all circumstances….cuz she is that good…but I always like her better when I can see her nipples….sure Terry Richardson is played out, boring, too mainstream and repetive…He’s been exploited by every brand, his style uninspired and a cash grab….but he did get Candice Swanepoel into a sheer top….and that’s more than I’ve ever accomplished in life….and if anything that’s pretty nice of him to do for us…and we should be appreciative of his scam….Today, I know I am….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2012
13
Apr
Yesterday I was fucking around on instagram and saw that the most popular picture was this shot of Kim Kardashian that I am pretty sure has been photoshopped pre-being uploaded because even paparazzi pics of this bitch in a bikini only show up a week after her trip after being touched up by an expert, it is part of her quality control…since no one wants to see her gunt hanging over her lingerie….I mean I do because I like truths and know she’s a pile of shit…and not just cuz she’s brown….but cuz she is the lowest specimen of anything seemingly human…but people still like her ass and tits…despite her bad sex with black men on video that made her….so here’s her most popular on Instagram pic from yesterday that just pisses me off….cuz some people don’t deserve to esist…
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2012
13
Apr
I have always been a supporter of breast cancer campaigns because I love breasts and Breast Cancer is my enemy who tries to bring down the breast….a war my self-involved hatred of the world can get behind…because it affects me on a personal level and touches me at my core…..unlike pretty much all other charities….dying babies…who cares…famine, who cares….natural disasters, global warming, carbon emissions, high aids rates in developing countries….who cares….but titties…titties are important…
So someone started up BOOBSTAGRAM which is supposed to be for girls to post their boobs for charity….and I’m kicking myself in the dick for nothing thinking of this on my own….I coulda changed the world…this was my big break…I suck at life….but luckily….like all great ideas I missed out on…someone beat me to it…and thus posts lots of tits….and that alone is amazing…even better that it is for a good cause to save tits….and you say I’m not a socially conscious philanthropic person…how dare you.
On a sidenote this is way better than the failed campaign to get random guys to post pics of their prostates….random tits are far better than random prostates.
Looking at titties for a good cause….
Tip via COPYRANTER
Posted in:stepADS
2012
13
Apr
Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian, that means she’s from Balarus, and she is a model who is 24. According to Vogue she’s one of the Top 30 models of the 2000s, but I never believe lists, especially not by advertising financed publications that are full of shit…..which is pretty much EVERY publication….but I do know that she’s kinda hot…and sure, I may be saying that cuz of her modeling contract and millions made from modeling….I am easily convinced like that…..or maybe it is cuz she’s posed topless for VOGUE GERMANY ….and for POP MAGAZINE and in some POLAROIDS THAT SHE DROPPED ….and that alone…..is amazing….with a modeling contract stamp of approval it is better…
Now she’s doing some bikini and bathing suits all classy for Vogue Germany….and that works for me….
Posted in:Maryna Linchuk
2012
13
Apr
I am hooked on Miley this week and it is unhealthy….
After the Showing Titty When Shopping ….and the crotch flashing ….and all the tight clothes wearing on her tight little young body…..I have been unable to look at normal sized girls young girls the same….
Just today, there were two bitches in leggings having a coffee, probably 19 and the oldest and they stood up with their little young asses and I thought to myself, they need more Miley Pilates…..now this is a serious issue….because enjoying young pussy in everyday life is one of my favorite things….and now this Miley bitch has ruined that for me….more reason to try to plan a good hate fucking….that I would love…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2012
13
Apr
I don’t find J.Lo hot. I never did….If anything I wish she was Selena and not the bitch who became famous for playing Selena….You know killed off by her fan club president….instead of going on to be this monster that she is today..
I don’t care what People said when her PR people were planning her comeback from having Satan’s devil babies with that Mark Anthony horror movie character….
I don’t care how much her ass was marketed, or about the Latin invasion of the late 90s.
I don’t care how rich she is, or that she is on TV…and I don’t care about her nipples being hard in a tight dress that makes her ass pop….cuz I know she’s wearing SPANX….and I know she’s wasn’t interesting in her prime…and sure as hell not interesting int he tail end of her career that wouldn’t exist if hispanics weren’t so loyal….emotionally driven…and numerous….
But I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz it is my duty as a Martinez.
Posted in:J.Lo
2012
13
Apr
I stole these pics from the virgin over at HOLLYWOODTUNA …….and I figure if he’s gonna do the work for me, I’m gonna let him, you know since I don’t have to pay him, I just have to give him a shout out, because otherwise he will cry to me about how he found these in the depths of the internet and I totally robbed him….not that I ever mind bottom feeding or admitting to bottom feeding…It’s kinda my thing….not to mention it’s not like he took the pics of Xenia Deli himself….and really….hot girls always make us do unethical things…like robbing our friends….to fuck our other friend’s wife when he is away cuz you know she looks at you with sex eyes at every BBQ you are invited to….it is just the nature of being a backstabbing, table scrap eating, scavanger of a man….a title I can live with…..even if I’d rather live with Xenia Deli sitting on my face…
Posted in:Xenia Deli
2012
13
Apr
I always get creeped out by Emma Watson, even if she’s a 25 year old bitch with a tacky girls gone wild tramp stamp….clearly not a pre-pubescent girl from Harry Potter movies….not because pre-pubescent girls creep me out…even if I sometimes feel awkward adjusting my fly in front of them…after you know…exposing myself….in a “why can’t I control myself” kind of way….cuz I like young girls…but because I know the people into her, loving her, watching her every move, are freak Harry Potter fans who have been into her since she was 12, and jerking off to a bitch at 12 cuz you think she’s gonna grow up hot…is just as weird as jerking off to a 12 year old…..even if you can justify it that she’s an adult now….I know what you did…and I have a hard time seeing past that….creep.
Here she is filming a movie that isn’t Harry Potter. I guess she does that.
Posted in:Emma Watson
2012
13
Apr
So Carly Craig is some bitch is the daughter and sister of pro baseball players…..more importantly…she apparently has some internet following for songs she makes on yougutbe….not that I’ve ever seen them…or care to see them…since female comedy always offends me and not in a comedic way….just in a you’re obvious and boring kinda way….but she managed to take that internet fame to the mainstream by co-starring in Hall Pass….with Owen Wilson…..
I don’t find her hot….she has an old, manly face….but her ass is pretty ridiculous, round and lovely….so I guess I get why Esquire and my homie at Me In My Place chose her to feature….I mean that and her willingness to get half naked to promote her roll in Three Stooges cuz at 32…she has limited time and thus no time to fuck around….get shit straight to the point….she’s not 20 anymore…. but I’d probably eat her ass like she was….
Posted in:Carly Craig
