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2012

Mar

Lucy Hale in a Bikini with Ashley Benson for Bongo of the Day

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Lucy Hale looks like a 12 year old who hasn’ hit puberty yet and who only has a bikini on because her pizza addiction has given her little tits that warrant a bikini.

I don’t get the appeal. I mean, unless that is the appeal, which is some pretty obscure and awkward thing to be into…..

I’m not really familiar with her, but assumed she was some stunted gymnastics bitch on the Olympic team, but it turns out she’s on TV…and now in Bongo ads….despite not being anywhere near a bikini model….remindng us that sometimes, your better used fully clothed….

But since she’s not, I’m gonna look, cuz looking at half naked bitches, whether t is good or bad, is better than not lookng at them….maybe that’s the whole basis of this Bongo bullshit….I get it now. It is all so clear to me.

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2012

Mar

Trying to Look Up Alessandra Ambrosio’s Skirt to See Her Knocked Up Uterus while she Shaves of the Day

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So pregnant, polluted uterus all filled with fetus, bearing Alessandra Ambrosio, decided to shave her legs in public, while I decided to stare at pictures of her, trying to see up her skirt, in efforts to track the damage her first pregnancy left, but more importantly, give a gynecological exam to her new pregnancy, because I’m a pervert like that…and so are you….and because watching a bitch shave her legs for money in public, although fulfilling in many ways…reminding me of a girl I used to fuck who I would always make her shave her cunt in front of a room full of people cuz I liked sharing her coinslot pussy going bald with my friends to torment them with how much luckier I was than they were, is not as fun as watching her vagina and other lady parts….especially when she’s from Brazil, and like Miss Universe Canada, could be slipping a vagina that used to house testicles past us…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…but I’ll explain, Brazil where she is from, has the best lady-boys in the world. The kind who could easily fake a pregnancy….just ask Gisele….. Get with it….idiot….

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2012

Mar

Camille Rowe Ass for Elle Belgium of the Day

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From my extensive, culturally void life, I have learned a few things and one of those things happens to be that amazing things come out of Belgium.

Whether we’re talking the french fries, the chocolate, the beer….brussel sprouts or these hot pics of model Camille Rowe, a model not from Belgium, but she might as well should be, because she’s perfect for Elle Belgium….showing her hot ass and hot tits…in ways I really appreciate…..it’s pretty clear….Belgium has it going on….

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2012

Mar

Ashley Greene’s Shitty Ass Flash of the Day

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The highlight of Ashley Greene’s career was not signing onto Twilight, to be part of the biggest thing to hit movies since Hunger Games destroyed box offices, making all their money back the first weekend with their first movie in their franchise, although her being on Twilight did make her a household name, something that was probably important to her…..but not as important as when she dated the Jonas Brothers, to further market herself to the tween audience, all while pretending to fuck, like anyone over 17 doesn’t fuck, unless we’re talking about you, but that’s different, because you’re creepy, awkward and a loser….unable to seduce even the ugliest of women cuz you’re too busy jerking off….but I have hope for you, like I had hope for this fake born again virgin for marketing…cuz girls are easy, you just have to learn how to play them….and Ashley Greene is easy too, you just have to promise her more fame, more exposure and be able to contribute to her teams bigger marketing picture….a picture that includes her in fishnets flashing a bit of ass on set….I dig it….almost as much as I dig her fake sexless relationships.

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2012

Mar

Aurdina Patridge in a Bikini of the Day

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Unemployed for obvious reasons….like the fact that she has no talent, that she’s s nobody…that her only redeeeming quality is a set of fake tits…that anyone with a rich dad or a saving’s account and a hatred for their tits can compete with her on…not quite a skillset….I mean with a resume that consists of being on one of the worst shows to ever hit MTV, in fact one of the worst shows in the history TV, where she was a secondary character in what was to be the pre-cursor to garbage like Jersey Shore….you know….the shit that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore to actually exist….clearly giving her a lot time to eat…cuz those thighs aren’t looking 20 anymore….they’re saddle bags the come with a slow metabolism and broken fucking dreams…..but she does still have that rich dad and fake tits….thinks will work out ok for her….there’s always sex tapes, stripping, going back to her naked for the camera whore roots….but lets just hope she scales down the eating and hits the treadmill before that happens….cuz she’s gone downhill…as most girls do…..but she’s half naked in her bikini and I’m not complaining….or maybe I am….I don’t know….I don’t even know what day it is…

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2012

Mar

Kendra Wilkinson’s in a White Bathing Suit in Vegas and You Shouldn’t Care of the Day

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Kendra Wilkinson hosted some shitty event in Vegas because that’s just the kind of bottom feeding trash she is. She brought out her Playboy body that hasn’t been in Playboy for years into a white bathing suit that is see through when wet, that you shouldn’t even really care to see, partially cuz of her retard face, but also cuz of her shitty implants, short legs and the simple fact you can find tons of naked pictures of her on the internet….

In fact, she’s also had a sex tape released, that I assume no one actually bothered watching, that took place when she was 19, with someone more inbred and downs syndrome looking than her, while her meaty cunt flapped in the fucking wind….. I REVIEWED HER SEX TAPE – I KNOW HER SEX TAPE

Something she’s clearly tended 20 years later, in this white bathing suit, that holds everything in place, like a pussy hammock, of a pussy probably taped back, to seem like it’s not a dangly mess.

Again…who fucking cares….if you are into this shit….like real deal low caliber shit…. get the sex tape motherfucker

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2012

Mar

Magdalena Frackowiak Hot as Fuck for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Her name is MAGDALENA FRACKOWIAK and she’s some iron curtain, communist rule, suriving because she was probably born after the fall of communism, Polish model, who instead of training bears to balance on beach balls for local carnivals, like the other Pollack’s do, she became a model….a really fucking hot mode….with hot small tits she doesn’t mind showing off , long legs and a face I want to ejaculate on….lick off….then ejaculate on again. Love makes you do very homo erotic things with your own bodily fluids….you know cuz you can’t think straight and shit….

She’s gonna be famous…I feel it…adn that’s way better than rationed bread….also way better than my Polish jokes cuz I don’t know shit about Poland, but I think Magdalena is all I really need to know.

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2012

Mar

Anne V and Irina Shayk Hot Asses in Bikini of the Day

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Anne V is that bitch who is fucking that little man from Maroon 5….a band that is essentially the male version of Katy Perry, with ridiculous radio play despite the horrible songs….you know the shit you playout in your head and wonder why the fuck you know this Prince and Michael Jackson hack impersonation act….and realize it is cuz the media controls you….

Irina Shayk is that bitch who is pretending to fuck Ronaldo, the soccer player, who all those homophobe euros from Spain and Portugal and other fish bearing societies love, but can’t accept as a homosexual, cuz it would make their jerking off to him gay, cuz dainty Eurotrash make sense like that in their macho latin roots.

Together they are those bitches with big, hot, asses I wouldn’t mide chipping a tooth on, even if Anne V isn’t all that, she can watch, or masturabte in the corner or some shit, her modeling contract is like a VIP card, that allows her in my sex fantasies, even if she’s not top candiate, especially not when next to this tanned, Russian, Gold digger/hustler with a ridiculous ass…..

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Posted in:Anne V|Irina Shayk

2012

Mar

Carice van Houten Titties in Intruders of the Day

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This movie was released in Spain in October….but it’s only hitting America on March 30th, so here are some pre-theater titties in a movie…

Carie van Houten is some 35 year old Dutch actor…who chose not to live in Hollywood but stay in Europe because she, like me love the Dutch…from legal drugs, to legal prostitution….to a country that doesn’t occupy kitchen garbage like the Kardashians….the Netherlands is the way to go……

More importantly, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dutch speaking chick whisper “stick it in my ass you worthless, poor, piece of shit my husband would hate knowing I’ve let inside me, but that I did anyway cuz I was drunk and he’s an asshole, and you happened to be in the right place and the right time”….while fucking her unprotected. It’s a life changing exprience you may like so much you want to tattoo it on your face like it is tattooed on your brain.

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2012

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck the weekened and the boat it rode in on….Everyday is fucking summer vacation for me, you suckers…So when you all write “Happy Monday” or “Monday Morning Blues”, you know your idiotic Garfield poster that says “Monday’s Aren’t Lasagna” bullshit….all over facebook…..It’s still weekend for me…

It is called leeching off a fat lonely wife and wasting your time with a stupid fucking blog that is the best thing to happen to the internet, but the internet just doesn’t know it yet….

I’m like a real housewife, the ghetto, project, one room basement apartment, version.

I’ve been drinking for days, trying to fuck 20 year old sluts in crotch high skirts and I intend on continuing that for the rest of the week….maybe even the year…or the rest of my life….whichever comes first…

cuz hangovers don’t fucking exist….we just keep on trucking….

Fuck you and your office job. You conformist hack. I’m sure your dad is proud you’re gonna live the same shitty life he did. Sucker.

Here are some links….

A Confusing and Weirdo Old Timey Video Starts Our Monday Off – VIDEO
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The 40 Hottest Female Sports Ever
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Free Cam Shows For Your Blue Monday
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Ahhhhhh Norm Macdonald. You Really Can’t Beat His Awesomness
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Tara Babcock Has a Whole Lot Going On, Trust Me
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If You’re In The Mood For Some Morning Disgustingness, I Have It Right Here For You
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Live Web Cam Shows, You Know You Want It
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Gotta Love a Hot Blonde Amateur – VIDEO
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Tweet Dreams: Jessica Burciaga’s Hottest Twitpics
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