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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

Mar

Kate Upton’s Banned from MTV Commercial of the Day

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Zoo York is part of Marc Ecko’s Empire…the same dude behind Ecko….but more importanlty he owns all MY FRIENDS AT COMPLEX ….and his marketing team was smart enough to do a few things….first…they brought in internet sensation Kate Upton, cuz her ridiculous tits get hits, but then they also made the ad semi sexual and inappropriate, edgy and exciting, with bugs running commentary as her big titty bounce as she jogged….something I feel she doesn’t do…cuz she’s Anna Nicole Smith in the making….but it still got banned on MTV, leading to more press, taking this graff/skate brand from 1993, to a whole other level of mainstream…Money fucking making….

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2012

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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I don’t think I need to really explain to you why I like the stepNEWS…I say the same fucking intro everyday….but I’ll tell you this…real people are amazing…in all their imperfect, embarrassing, idiotic glory….

Here’s the stepNEWS…

Reporter Slips and Falls During Snowy Report
In Sacramento, CA reporter Dave Marquis found himself face down in the snow after his news report didn’t go according to plan.

Councilman Confused with Porn Actor Online
A mistake on the movie database IMDB.com left San Marcos Councilman Shane Scott confused with a soft-core porn actor.

Cop Caught Having Sex in Squad Car
A Memphis police officer is off duty because of what he may have been heard doing while his squad car microphone was on.

Serial Killer Joined Military to Satisfy His Need to Kill
A former United States Marine, Itzcoatl Ocampo who is being charged with multiple counts of murder in California, told detectives that he joined the military to satisfy his urge to kill. He was disappointed when he didn’t see combat.

Dad jailed trying to break up fight
Police say 55-year-old Robert Teague appeared to have good intentions when he tried to resolve a dispute between his 16-year-old son and another student at Eau Gallie High School.

Staten Island man finds snake in toilet
A man on Staten Island woke up in the middle night to go to the bathroom only to find a slithering surprise inside his toilet: a 4-foot snake.

Woman Finds Feathers in McNugget
In Elkert, IN Raquel House got a little something extra when she bit into a McDonald’s McNugget and found feathers.

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2012

Mar

Selena Gomez’s Hot Little 15 Year Old Looking Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez has a hot little body that makes me feel like a pervert cuz it looks so young and tight…but that isn’t all that perverted to look at cuz she’s pushing 20…and is the real pervert in the situation cuz she sold her vagina to Bieber when he was underage…and she wasn’t….the kind of shit that would get you or me…or a bunch of the people I know on the sex offender registry arrested….but they are young, rich starlets and untouchable….you see cuz their parents wouldn’t press charges, they are too busy spending their fucking earnings….whore out your kids, it pays.

I’m not convinced Gomez slammed Beiber…cuz of his whole homosexuality…maybe they did anal, her with a strap on mold of Usher’s dick, cuz he doesn’t let Justin have anything else, but the real issue is the fact that I’m analyzing their sex life….sometimes I even creep myself out…I figure it’s only fair, payback even, for all the girls I’ve creeped out over the years…..

What matters is this body getting out of the hot tub for Springbreak…an overhyped garbage movie the producers are smart enough to let the paparazzi on…..and cast for 12 year old chicks…..it’ll be a huge hit….I hope I get invited to the premiere…going to movies for teen girls is always funny when the parents see you in the back row alone, wearing sunglasses, smiling……

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2012

Mar

Lana Del Lip Panty Flash With No Lip of the Day

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I guess the Lana Del Rey youtube sensation thanks to a rich daddy, a good producer, a relevant soulful sound, that she couldn’t re-create in live shows, because it was all done through a computer, has died down….because I haven’t been hearing much about here, but more importantly, cuz she’s already flashing the paparazzi her panties in efforts to stay in the media, it’s bottom feeding the way I like, cuz I like bottom feeding, and seeing panties is one step closer to that….not that I think Lana Del Lip is all that hot, if anything her bullshit makes me hate her, and her fake lip is badly done, giving her permanent duckface, but that’s never really stopped me from bottom feeding off a chick before, there’s just something lovely about licking an asshole while smelling a vagina…far lovelier than any Lana Del Rey song…but you wouldn’t know that if you were to compare youtube hits….which as you know is the measuring system of what matters in entertainment…even though most high viewed shit sucks….but flashing panties doesn’t suck….especially cuz you know she’s one step a way from using her mouth and throat to suck…to keep her brand alive…it’s hard when you peak in a month then fade into obscurity fast and hard…just not for us…cuz we like laughing at failure….

All this to say, next time bitch needs to show her other set of lips.

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2012

Mar

Nicki Minaj Offends me in Her Bikini of the Day

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I hate Nicki Minaj…on the level that seeing her in a bikini makes me angry, offended, disgusted….when I am usually a firm believer in the simple logic that I love all bikinis and it doesn’t matter what’s in a bikini as long as it is in a bikini…I’ll stll look at it happily…but for some reason this treasure troll cunt just irritates me….

She’s not hot, she has a shitty body, her lower body is digusting, no matter what anyone fucking says, she needs to get up on the Jennifer Hudson program, cuz for someone so active on stage, this shouldn’t happen….

More importantly, her career is full of shit. She’s a fabricated clown…which is convenient cuz she looks like a clown….her raps are garbage and irriating to listen to…and her theatrics are fucking high school level…but people eat it up as fast as she eats up cake….because people are fucking idiots….especially ones who this dressing like a fat half naked treasure troll….even if she’s getting paid….

The biggest tragedy in all this is not how bad she looks, but that this didn’t end in a fucking shark attack.

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2012

Mar

Candice Swanpoel Topless and Hard Nippled in Vogue Italy of the Day

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This is the kind of modeling that matters. This is what it is all about. Candice Swanepoel….hot as fuck South African who’s pussy has some pretty bad HIV stats against it…cuz South African is fucked…except when it comes to making hot fucking women….is modeling the way she’s supposed to be modeling….showing her fucking tits for fashion….cuz that’s what fashion is motherfuckers….tits.

I hate her Victoria’s Secret shit. It’s candy coated, corporate vanilla scented feces that looks all the fucking same and doesn’t push her in her modeling to levels or places I can get turned on by….

It’s like she’s a wasted hot as fuck model for them…like rich trashy women are a waste of money…or my wife is a waste of fucking space….but luckily they let her venture out an show her little graceful titties in other publications…cuz it makes her corporate spokesperson shit easier to stomach when I can cross reference her cleavage to her small natural titties…it’s the little things that matter.

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2012

Mar

Maryna Linchuk Titties in Some Polaroids of the Day

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Her name is Maryna Linchuk and I’ve done a a couple of posts on her Titties before …she’s a model…who gets topless for fashion or for photographers…or just in pictures trying to get ahead in the modeling world…showing just how serious and versatile she is….because no one has time for no name models who don’t show their tits….and the whole thing is amazing….you see cuz it reminds us that if you sugar coat something as being art or fashion…people get naked…it’s way easier than trying to convince a bitch to get naked by telling her it’s porn and people everywhere will jerk off to her…even if the results are the same…girls just don’t like being labeled whores…even when they are whores…

That said, these are some polaroids she shot with some dude named Paul Rowland…and they have a hot, amateur, snuff film from the 70s feel and I’m into it….to bad there’s not bush….but I’ll live….we’ll all live….we are survivors….and we adapt.

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2012

Mar

Playboy Knows I’m a Celebrity and My College Basketball Picks of the Day

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I got in a fight with a girl on the internet for saying something like “I’m Famous on the Internet”….and she made a point of saying that I wasn’t…hurting my feelings, making me cry a little cuz I’m a sensitive soul, but then realizing, she was just a dumb cunt who doesn’t know what’s up, cuz I have the best and biggest site on the internet people pretend they don’t read….and I’m famous on the internet…but don’t take my word for it….Playboy agrees. They asked me to be part of their Celebrity College Basketball Bracket choices….keep in mind I know nothing about sports….

Here’s my own predictions with my own bracket …even though I don’t know shit about sport….the power of alcoholism and a sixth sense I credit my native American roots told me this was the way it was gonna pan out…..but you’ll just have to see…March Madness is here motherfuckers….

Now since you are here for the pussy….Playboy posted a HOT GALLERY OF HOT BITCHES WITH BASKETBALLS TO CELEBRATE

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2012

Mar

Anastasia Ashley is Going to Have Sex With Me One Day of the Day

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There is a pro surfer chick I want to have sex with and by have sex with I mean knock up so that she’s stuck with me for life…named Anastasia Ashley…Her ass drives me fucking nuts and need to see more of it…ideally dancing on my fucking face/chin/fingers….

I generally hate all the bitches I post…but surfers are cool shit…I envy their lifestyles and want to lick their salt stains off their skin like some kind of horse in the barn…. rockin bodies are my weakness…

The good news is that pro surfers are a little easier to stalk than hollywood trash with their big houses and 24 hour security camera….you know all I gotta do is ask my friend in Hawaii to hit the beach with a camera….take some pics…follow her home and I’m in….

Sure these pics aren’t tasting her pussy off my beard, but shit’s good enough for me….since I’m not in Hawaii….and can’t find whatever beach hut she’s sleeping in and crawl in bed with her pretending to be her loser boyfriend…who I like to think of as an obstacle between me and my new soul mate….you know since Lohan didn’t pan out….

Anastasia Ashley….we will end up loving each other when you’re gay looking boyfriend with his children of the corn Old Navy commerical hair fucks up…and he will…I’ll be your shoulder to cry on, and penis to not realize is inside you, partially cuz of the roofies…but mainly cuz it’s that small.

I love you…or at least love your ass….or at least love the idea of chipping my tooth on your body….just marry me already…our love affair has gone on too long….it’s time to

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2012

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was drunk on fucking life 10 years ago….which is unfortunate….cuz I’ve been dealing with a hangover….

The good news is that you don’t think I’m famous, but Playboy thinks I’m a celebrity …..and Playboy is more important a judge than you.

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I’m going to the top asshole.

Crazy UFO Weirdos ARe Just Too Much – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of March Madness 2012
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Free Cam Shows, Because Thursday Should Be a Lot of fun
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Sabrina Sabrok Has the Biggest Breasts In The World
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Nina is One Sexy Red Head
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Ashley Hart In A Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Gotta Love Em
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She’s Toying Her Pussy On Web Cam
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The 50 Craziest Car Chase Scenes In Movie History
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Marie Osmond Wets Herself With Excitement!
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