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2012

12

Mar

Rihanna Takes Her Nipples Out to Eat of the Day

Rihanna is such a wild a crazy girl….one who understands that the nipple is not meant to be hidden…especially when trying to differentiate herself for her old self who was some poptart shit…before getting beat up by a dude made her hard….I mean at least that’s what she wants us to believe…when I think she figured it all out at 14 when she became a prostitute for rich tourists in Barbados, the same tourists who made her career in America…cuz trust me there are girls who can actually sing in the islands there is no reason this daughter of a garbage man even the locals looked down on, would become this radio fucking hit maker she is now…..but I guess what it comes down to is that we are all fucking whores….and at least this whore embraces it and shows her fucking nipples for the world to stare at cuz really we deserve it for being force fed her shitty music every where we go….so thanks Rihanna for your whore roots and charitable contribution to the public that made you this machine you never were meant to be…..cuz you were destined to work the resort kitchen bitch, singing in church on Sundays….and you know it…..

Why I’m directing a post to Rihanna like that high school drop out knows how to read is beyond me…

Here’s the video with fake british accent paparazzi broadcaster….to make the whole experience more complete…

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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

12

Mar

Adriana Lima Nipple With Doutzen Kroes for V Magazine of the Day

Way back in the beginning of March, I did a post on the ADRIANA LIMA AND DOUTZEN KROES HOT PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE ….because like the rest of the world, I hate Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, they are designed for bored husbands in their 60s who don’t know how to use the internet to jerk off to….but I am a fan of the models…and their hotness…so when they are put to good use, I pay attention, but not that much attention, since the photoshoot video came out 5 days ago and I’m only posting it now….nobody is perfect….espcially when these posts aren’t all that interesting to me….after 8 years at this it’s just another pussy I’m not fuckng stuffed into a photoshoot I’m not at….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz who really cares when it was shot…what you need to care about are Lima’s nipples…you see cuz that’s the basis of what’s actually important in life….asshole.

ADRIANA VS. DOUTZEN BY MARIO TESTINO AND NICOLA FORMICHETTI from V Magazine on Vimeo.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Doutzen Kroes

2012

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes you just need to finger a girl who makes you feel like you need to amputate your finger in order to really appreciate the good times. You know in order to really feel alive…

Here’s some morning links…

Fuck Daylight Savings Time

If a Stop Motion Ninja Turtles Video Isn’t The Best Way to Start Off Monday, I Don’t Know What Is
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Candace is Sexy in Her Gold Bikini
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The Hottest Sports Wives and Girlfriends Ever
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Free Cam Shows, Because the Week Should Start On a High Note
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Where Are They Now? The Children Of Adult Film Stars
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Man, Skateboarding Used to Be Really Fucking Gay, as In Shitty
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Katy Perry’s Banging The World’s Highest Paid Male Model Now
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I Think That Strap On May Be Too Big – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Win The Hearts Of All Of You
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Posted in:MHD

2012

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Anyone else still sad Internation Women’s Day is over? Or is it just me? Maybe I’m just emotional stable cuz an international woman once gave me herpes. Or maybe I just have a tought time moving onto the next international day….maybe I just like holding in my piss…when really sometimes you just need to let it out….

ADD ME TO FACEBOOK, LIKE ME STATUSES, MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER, HOLD ME I’M SAD, I CAN’T EVEN MASTURBATE ANYMORE, IT JUST MAKES ME CRY …..

Here are the stepLINKS….

Goldie Hawn Dick Sucking Face
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Erotic Perrier AD
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Jordan Carver Gives Me Morning Wood
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Girl Carries 20 Beers – But I Find This Cheating….
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Topless Madonna Makes Out With a Topless Madonna for an Ad
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The Reason Jessica Simpson is Pregnant
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100 Steamiest Sports Hottie Twitter Pics
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Spring Breakers’ Has Guns And Butt Cheeks Now
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Britney Spears, World-Renowned Lip Syncher, Is Gonna Judge A Singing Competition
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Make Any Bad Day Better
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A Lady That Can Carry 20 Beers is My Kinda Woman – VIDEO
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Danny McBride x Terry Richardson At The Chateau Marmont
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Rihanna Gets Sexy For Armani
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Vardinsky is Fine By Me
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Make Your Weekend the Best It Can Be
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Reverse Mindwarp
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Sensual Bob Ross
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Maria Menounos Might Turn Me Gay
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Goldie Hawn Explains Why She Never Marred Kurt Russell
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Katrina Bowden Spring Break Bikini Party….Pics
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This Slut is Naked and Pissing Outdoors
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Lindsay Lohan is Looking Fucking HOT Again With Red Hair
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50 Hottest Swimsuit Models in Sports
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Bianca Beauchamp for Pinup Files
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Paris Hilton in FHM Philippines
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Cubana Lust Hosts NBA All-Star Weekend Party
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Stunner Michiyo Is All Legs
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February 2009 Playmate Jessica Burciaga Sideboob And Underboob Twitter Pics!
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The Queen Bitch Of Survivor – VIDEO
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I wanna Bang Peggy From Mad Men
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Looking Down The Crotch Of Vanessa Hudgens
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This One Dude HATES Katy Perry
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Dianna Agron From Glee is Actually Pretty Hot
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Looping with a Longboard Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Jamie Huxley Shows Off
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What the Fuck is Going On With Polotics in the US? Florida Lawmakers Debate Lyrics To Jay-Z’s ’99 Problems’
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Britney is a Step Mother Fucker
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Smell Yo Dick: Epic R&B Slow Burn About Cheating/Cock Sniffing
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Babe Kelly Marie stuffs her tight pussy! – VIDEO
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April Milford Strips For ZOO Magazine’s Sexylikey Shoot
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I Always Got a Thing for Chicks Wearing Fur
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Rehearsal Arrivals: Maria Menounos Pimps Muscle Milk & “Extra”
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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How About some Freshly Married Ass?
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Will Elle Fanning Be Sleeping Beauty Opposite Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent?
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Gotta Love Party Babes
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Jamie Foxx Dances Like Michael Jackson in His Underwear – VIDEO
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Megan Fox Gets Scared By A Giant Banana
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Baby and Dog Start a Blues Band
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Britney Getting Paid 10 Million to Host X-Factor….
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Some Julianne Moore Tit
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Topless Pics Of Scout Willis
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Dude Shoots His Inflatable Pool…..
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From the StepFORUM
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Hot Ass Rachel Nichols Hot in Some Not So Friendly Period Pants
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Pia Toscano is Hot
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Elizaebth Olsen in Red Velvet Suit – Weirdness
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Stacy Keibler is a Car Showroom Model
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I Think I Can See Emma ROberts’ Bra
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Bikini – Who Cares – We’ve Seen Her Fuck
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Kristen Bell and Lydia Hearst Do the Top Shop Opening.
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stepSMUT!
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Today’s smutMEET! – Best Porn Around
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Chandella Powell from the UFC’s Spread Open Pussy
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Disgusting – Pregnant – Lactating Cam Girl of the Day
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Hot Tumblr Pic
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

09

Mar

Katrina Bowden Bikini Top for a Shitty Spring Break Party of the Day


It is spring break and I missed it because I was in bed dying of AIDS or a cold, but more importantly, cuz I hate Florida and Cancun, as trashy as I am, I have no interest wasting my time to go Van Wilder, you know giving out herpes to passed out slutty coeds like it was my job, which I like to think it is my job, since I don’t actually have a job….in either of those places…since both those places represent hell to me…throw in dumpy Jersey Shore loving 21 year olds, and it makes it fucking worse…cuz either I’m old, or I just don’t have patience for retarded bitches, there’s just too much hate in my soul, boiling up in my blood, to just go with it…even if sex is the end result….I get angry too easily….especially at shitty girls….you know the real idiot kind….

But this bitch Katrina Bowden who I’ve Posted Her in a Bikini Before doesn’t seem to mind it, probably cuz she’s getting paid to be there, and she’s wearing a bikini top, and it’s so fucking exciting, I think I just shit myself….

Posted in:Katrina Bowden

2012

09

Mar

Karolina Kurkova and Crystal Renn in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

One of my pet peaves is when people tell me they are crazy, when I know real crazy people don’t know they are crazy, like me for example, I think I’m normal as fuck, but if you ask anyone, they will just tell you I’m crazy…..

Crazy is over used, over prescribed, over medicated and just an excuse for sane people to justifyu why they “fucked” up or feel fucked up, you know a lapse in judgement, that also works for the courts to get them less jail time….for a breed of people that just suck….

Real crazy, I’m talking actual instutionalized crazy….is hot….primal fucking instincts….just masturbation all day.. that leads to some of the best sex you can get….scary at times..you know since the people who don’t know what the fuck is going on, or who the fuck they are, or who the fuck you are….especially when you work the institution and are in charge of the straps…on night shift….

That’s why this Karolina Kurkova and Crystal Renn shoot is so hot….how all Victoria’s Secret shoots should be done….

Posted in:Crystal Renn|Karolina Kurkova

2012

09

Mar

Terry Richardson’s Mila Kunis Fail of the Day

It is pretty amazing how fucking deeply involved Terry Richardson is in the celeb world, that motherfucker sold out really well…He shoots every celebrity shoot for magazines and does every single major fashion campaign…and just the other day it came out that he banged Lohan….Living the fucking life….

But Today, on his rise, or stay at the top, he fucked up. He had Mila Kunis in Studio, someone I am sure he’s known from years back in NYC during her Culkin hipster years, you know since Culkin was in his book Terry’s World at least 7 or 8 years ago, back when Mila first got her pussy HIV tained by the child star….

Anyway, instead of Terry Richardson doing pics you can all jerk off to, like he did with the amazing LINDSAY LOHAN HALF NAKED ….

He got her in a plaid shirt, like a fucking bull dyke, ready to go chop wood at the country cottage, before making an organic vegan meal.

Motherfucker.

Lost opportunity.

The story of my life.


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Posted in:Mila Kunis|Terry Richardson

2012

09

Mar

Chloe Cummings in Lingerie for April 2012’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

Sometimes all the world needs is some nobody from the UK you’ve never heard of posing in a magazine in her lingerie to make it a better place…

Apparently, she’s some bitch named Abigail Clancy’s cousin, which is the level of fame you’d expect to see the girl sucking off bouncers to get in the club after name dropping her cousin, or on webcam making her pussy talk, and not just rockin’ lingerie in some UK mag, but her body is tight and like I said, sometimes that’s all the world need.

See, I do my part to change the world….

Posted in:Chloe Cummings

2012

09

Mar

Miley’s Braless in What Could Be Her Best Picture of the Day



These are some screenshots from a paparazzi video of MIley in no bra, with her wonky inbred hick face cropped out, cuz she looks better that way….especially when she’s showing off her inbred hick tit in a t-shirt…that same tit that made her a fortune when it was just a budding breast on her young girl frame in a Disney Exec’s office…but more importantly…in a Disney Exec’s mouth…..cuz nothing comes easy…sometimes you gotta whore….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

09

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt All Sexed Up Continues of the Day

Jennfer Love Hewitt is on this kick to not be seen as the fat chick who can’t land a man or keep a fiance around cuz she’s clearly annoying as fuck…cuz with her level of fame, you’d think there are hundreds of weird, awkward fan boys, and perverts, who would do more than just marry her, marriage is easy, that shit involves consent….real love is when a motherfucker will kidnap her and lock her in the basement, starving her, making her too weak to scream during “playtime”….

I like that she’s by tapping into the only thing that really mattered in her youth….before her metabolism slowed down…her big tits on her small frame became overall fatness….

I like that she didn’t just kill herself, but found a second life…..

But most importantly…I like that she’s slutting up and showing some tit….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt