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2012

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

I learned a valuable lesson today…..That no matter how much I love upskirts….and no matter how much I love when the wind blows a girls skirt so that her ass flashes everyone around her….it just doesn’t work on fat chicks.

Sure it is funny….But on the wrong fat chick…like the one that I saw it happen to 5 minutes ago…could do enough damage to the system as a whole and ruin every wind induced upskirt ever….she was that disgusting…but luckily a jogging college girl in short shors ran by with a cameltoe so deep I felt like I could see her boyfriend’s load from earlieer today….she saved the day….but more importanly…she saved upskirts for another day….Leaving the house is fun…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Helen Hunt’s Horrible Old Mom Ass in a Bikini
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Rosie O’Donnel VS a Street Preacher LOL – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Drive You Wild
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Vladimir Putin Touches 1000 Boobs Via One Genius Pervert and Hot Willing Russian Slutty Girls…..I want to Make Videos Like This…..
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I think Seal’s New Pussy Let’s Us KNow His Type
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The Tupac Hologram at Coachella is Cool – But it Freaks Me Out…
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50 Most Curvy Bitches in Sports
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Amazing Dancing Puppy!
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Brooklyn Decker in GQ Turkey
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42 Hot Asian Women
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Paris Hilton Queen Of Shit
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Leighton Meester Could Use A Cock Up Her Ass
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This LOL Dog Video Warmed By Cold Dead Heart
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Meet the Girls From GIRLS
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Lindsay Lohan Really Does Look Better With Red Hair Holy Fuck
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Sara Underwood Has Outtakes
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This Tupac Hologram Thing is Kinda Fucking Creepy
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Lily Rogers is All Sorts of Sexy
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Free Cam Shows. Ohhhh Yeaaahhhh
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Skinny Blonde Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Imogen Thomas See Thru Ass
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Emma Watson is Being a Dirty Hippy at Coachella
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WTF Photo of the Day
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I Think This Pornstar May Actuallyt Bee Mentally Retarded
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Coolest Grandma Ever? Possibly
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Wow I Hate to Say It Btu Nicole Kidman Looks Almost Bangable in This Photoshoot
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Paris Hilton is Dirty Hippying at Coachella As Well
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Ewa Sonnet is Sexy in Panama
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Jessie J Nip Slip in a Music Video
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Arianny Celeste and Chandella Powell in the Gym
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Camille Belle is Super Sexy
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I Wish This Slut Was MY Girlfriend
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Lap Dance Gets Rudely Interrupted – VIDEO
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Do You Have Any Drugs? – VIDEO
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Someone Had Fun At Coachella: Rihanna Twitpics Her Day And A Man’s Head Between Her Legs!
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Lesbian Fun at the Riverside – VIDEO
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Beware! These Boner Pills Might Kill You
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Kayden is Watching Some Hot Lesbian Sex – VIDEO
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Playboy Amateur Ashley Smith’s Sexy Shoot
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I Love a Lady in Shorts
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Joanna Krupa Hotness
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Caught The Nude Neighbor Hottie Sunbathing – VIDEO
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Two Friends to Have a Champagne Bath – VIDEO
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33 Year Old Virgin Feels His First Titty – VIDEO
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Gerard Butler Banged a Brunette in a Porta-Potty at Coachella
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Lingerie Sexiness Will Get The Engines Running
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15 Hottest Celebs Caught Scratching THeir Asses
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Kim Kardashian Lingerie Photoshoot
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Madonna Gets a 110,000 Dollar Facial – I Usually Pay 50 Bucks for Facials…Unless I do the Surprise Attack
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Amazing Rugby Trick Shots
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Oh Shit. Vanessa Hudgens Forgot Her Cocaine
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Rihanna Coochie At Coachella
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EPIC CLEAVAGE
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Lindsay Lohan is Hot at Coachella
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Jessica Jane Clement Tits in a Dress
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A Lot More Leighton Meester in her Bikini
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Cameron Diaz in InStyle
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Vanessa Arias Naked in Some Magazine
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Catrinel Menghia Swim Catalog
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Amazing Porno – The Best Porno of the Day – Porno Link Dump
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Anna Jamp Sex Tape
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Webcam Star of the DAy
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The Best Porno of the Day – Porno Link Dump
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Hot as Fuck Amateur Pussy
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2012

16

Apr

Kate Upton Wasted by Harper’s Bazaar May 2012 of the Day

When you have a ridiculously busty mode….who is only successful because of the internet and our love of her tits….at 19….that we all know are going to become a belly at fat ass at 25….making her the next Anna Nicole Smith….but we don’t have to worry about that now…we can just appreciate her for what she is right now….

You don’t take pictures of her without exploiting her tits….Disappointing…

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2012

16

Apr

Rihanna in GQ Germany May 2012 of the DAy

I already mentioned Rihanna’s Bad Ass at Coachella that with photoshop, good angles, lighting, and make-up….turn into a fantastic ass.

You’d think a bitch from the islands who runs around on stage all night and who got to where she is being a prostitute would know a thing about maintaining a hot ass….but then you figure she has more money than the island of Barbados combined, she’s good, and doesn’t need to give a fuck….especially when she has all these digital artists and professionals making up for her bad diet….

She’s hit or miss….hot sometimes…annoying other times….horrible and not able to take a punch…only to milk that punch for all the attention possible….but when she’s half naked…all that is wrong with her and her bad music….kinda disappears….

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

16

Apr

Mireille Enos Hot in Esquire May 2012 Issue of the Day

Mireille Enos was in Big Love, a show that both depresses me and gives me hope, because no only are Mormon’s very successful, they also managed to set up a way to fuck multiple women while seemingly being holy in the mind of God, while other religions like Catholic or Jewish make you do that secretly…..which is often time better….even when you get caught…cuz putting up with one wife is enough bullshit….trying to handle 5 women’s needs, wants, problems at the same time….while factoring jealousy….is enough to make a motherfucker focus his money on fucking hookers instead of paying to feed clothe and 20 kids who are just gonna hate me….and their annoying subserviant mothers….

Either way, she’s showing some nipple…

Posted in:Mireille Enos

2012

16

Apr

Leslie Bibb, Maria Menounos, Heidi Klum and Morena Baccarlin Nude for Alure May of the Day

Allure Magazine got a few people who I guess are famous…but I am too lazy to find out who half of them are, stripped them down and made them strategically nude, even though strategic nudity is not naked at all, like that girl I was fucking for a few months who never let me see her pussy, she managed to hide it, even when I was eating it out, in some kind of mystical shit that made me wonder if I was banging a fucking tranny, and that strategic positioning was so I couldn’t see the sex change scars….who fucking knows or cares, the pics are dull…and I shouldn’t be posting them….but I am anyway….cuz it distracts me from my real life responsibilities of being an unemployed man.

Here’s Heidi Klum’s Video…..if you care….

Here are more HEIDI KLUM IN THE REST OF HER PHOTOSHOOT …if you care….

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Leslie Bibb|Maria Menounos|Morena Baccarlin

2012

16

Apr

Roxeanne Pallett Bikini Pictures of the Day

I’ve never heard of Roxanne Pallett…but she’s on some soap opera in the UK Emmerdale that my ignorant ass has never seen and that even if I was some cultured, pro traveler with a PhD in fucking pop culture in the UK, would probably never have seen, because it is just that fucking relevant….but based on her performance on the beach, bending over in her bikini like a little slut, I think it is safe to say….get this bitch an Academy Award….


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Posted in:Roxeanne Pallett

2012

16

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I know you hate the stepNEWS because you are a pervert and don’t understand my love and obsession for local news from the anchors, the weather men, to the idiots who get feeatured….sure it isn’t tits…but sometimes it takes the no tits to appreciate tits…you know what I mean….every great idea started as an idea motherfucker..

Are New York City Police Looking For Harry Potter?
New York City police are looking for a Staten Island man with a lightning bolt tattoo on his head.

President Obama Speaks Out On Secret Service Prostitution Scandal
President Obama said that he’d be ‘angry’ if allegations involving the use of prostitutes by Secret Service agents in Columbia.

Man Arrested For Urinating on The Alamo
A drunk 21 year old was arrested after urinating on the Alamo in Texas.

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2012

16

Apr

Nicolette Sheridan’s Hot Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan is probably best know for being engaged to Michael Bolton, but she was smart enough to end that shit, because it does nothing good for one’s self esteem…..not that their is anything wrong with Michael Bolton, it’s just hard to take him seriously no matter how many millions he makes with his bad music that talks to horny fat middle aged women….and tickles them at their core…..cuz no one else is tickling them…except maybe their 15 cats….

But as far as I’m concerned the highlight of her career was not having kids, cuz at 48, she’s still got a hot enough body to look at in a bikini, something she would have been pissed away if she wasn’t a vain, image oriented, bottom feeding celeb bitch I wanna fuck…cuz I generally see 1 in 100 moms who are actually hot as fuck….and those 1 in 100 I see probably looked better before raping themselves to reproduce….silly choices…


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Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan

2012

16

Apr

Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton….

She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus..


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Posted in:Paris Hilton

2012

16

Apr

Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton….

She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus..


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Posted in:Paris Hilton