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Trump Supporter Hater Rachel Zegler In a Slutty Dress of the Day
Trump Supporter Hater Rachel Zegler In a Slutty Dress of the Day
Jennifer Lawrence Ready To Drop of the Day
Jennifer Lawrence Ready To Drop of the Day
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Kelly Gale Posts Burning Man Porn of the Day
Kelly Gale Posts Burning Man Porn of the Day
Sofia Vergara’s Tits Posted Throwback Tits for Attention of the Day
Sofia Vergara’s Tits Posted Throwback Tits for Attention of the Day

2012

17

Apr

Kelly Brook In a Bikini of the DAy

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KELLY BROOK has big tits she has been exploiting for a long time …that finally made her famous last year…and I love big tits as much as anyone…but she bores me….she’s old and sloppy and needs to retire…

She should not have SPREAD HER ABORTION ALL OVER HER NAKED PUSSY AS IT STUCK ITS TONGUE OUT AT US but instead brought the baby to completition….I figure she was doing it to by a few more years…but she’s done.

Seriously, I’ve seen her in a bikini so many times….I don’t fucking care….I don’t find her great…she’s old….tired…and boring….but she does produce porn I can get behind like this fetish shit….I call busty women in tight pants posing with meat….I should buy the URL…it will be my big break.

But you’re probably more into her bikini so…..


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2012

17

Apr

Louise Redknapp Does Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Here is some WAG who doesn’t matter, but who’s husband Jamie Redknapp probably does, cuz soccer in the UK is a big deal, and she’s the pussy that got close enough to fuck a soccer player, lock him down, marry him, and thus live the good life while he fucks other hotter bitches on the road….you see cuz girls who look like Irina Shayk target these guys too…and that’s kinda a better place to put your dick in…even if it isn’t some sloppy shit you want to call home…or wife…..

That said, I’d still do her…but that’s really not saying much….


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2012

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Legs at Pilates of the Day

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I don’t know why I didn’t like Miley when she was a slutty 16 year old…I thought she had a wonky face and overall it annoyed me….maybe it was her babyfat…or the fact that I hate 16 year olds because they are fucking annoying…whether their asses are hot or not…cuz you see at 18…those asses are just as good and they have practice in their fucking and dealing with people….

But for some reason I’m hooked on this bitch now….all her pics….are hot…maybe my tastes have shifted int the world of inbred….maybe she gave us all a much needed break from her….maybe she’s more believable in her seduction and it is less contrived by the Disney Execs….it doesn’t matter…she shows skin and I stare….works out nicely…


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2012

17

Apr

Nicolette Sheridan Does Martial Arts in a Wet See Through Outfit of the Day

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Nicolette Sheridan….a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want…..is on the beach doing some kind of Martial Arts in a white outfit that when wet gets see thru….like all white outfits I encourage all girls wear when they plan on getting wet so that I can watch…..

Turns out that with all martial arts…something I’ve been calling super gay since some dude tried wrestling me as a kid and I felt his boner in my leg….while knowing that when I used to try to wrestle girls, it was to stick my boner in them….coupled with ever dude I’ve met into MMA and wrestling, no matter how popular it is, is in fact getting excited over half naked men grinding…..things got erotic….as her bf shoved dick in her face….

I’m into it.


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2012

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Does Cosmo of the Day

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Selena Gomez is in some I Love My Body more than Justin Bieber does because that “relationship” was more of a marketing campaign, and he’s way more into fisting Usher weekly as payback for his career……and she looks fucking awesome…

You see, I’m a fan of this bitch…she’s got this body of something you feel like a sex offender jerking off to, but she’s pushing 20….making it all ok…and her little tits all perky, likely implants, cuz she doesn’t mine showing them off, like they are purchased item, make her this tight little package worth staring at in her bikini…..even if every time you think about her fucking….images and sounds of Bieber fill your head…for some of you creeps that may help you cum….pedos.

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2012

17

Apr

Felicty Jones is Hot in Some Magazine of the Day

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I have no idea who Felicity Jones is….I got so far as figuring out she’s an actress from the UK before realizing I actually don’t give a fuck about who she is or what she has done…see I won’t ever meet her, I’ll never have to pretend I care about what she does for a living in efforts to get in her pants, we won’t have small talk, I won’t ask her about her trip on some socially conscious project she’s working on….my only real relationship with her is looking at pics of her….in photoshoots….that she looks awesome in….and I’m good with keeping it at that….

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2012

17

Apr

Lara Stone’s Big Titties Covered Up for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Lara Stone is some model married to some UK comedian who tried to sue me because I posted their shitty honeymoon pics like they fucking matter….considering I don’t even remember their names on the daily….and I am only reminded of who she is when I come across her GREAT TITS THAT SHE HAS POSED NAKED WITH but that are being covered up by the Turkish Vogue peopel cuz I guess she’s wholesome now that she’s settled down….

The unfortunate thing about this bitch is that despite her awesome tits, she’s got a shitty ass …..I guess you can’t win em all, these things happen, and she still gets paid to stand around and make stupid faces, so shitty ass or not, I guess she’s won…..

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2012

17

Apr

Rihanna Smokes Weed for the Youths and Other Instagram Goodness of the Day

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I am not anti-weed. I don’t ever smoke weed, but I would if I liked it, and there is no logical reason why it is illegal, so seeing Rihanna with a massive joint alongside Snoop, doesn’t phase me, shock me, even impress me….it is what it is….but I’m not a Christian mother of kids who has been brainwashed by the bible, the church, the media for the last 4 decades, who along with her friends who are equally closed minded and ignorant, would have put an end to Rihanna’s career, even if she’s an islander and smoking is part of her culture…..see cuz that’s not how it works….

Now I’m not a weed fetishists who loves chicks posing with joints, in fact I find that shit stupid…I don’t brag about how much I fucking drink….but I am all for some bitch showing the world she doesn’t give a fuck, she has more money than her entire country, she’s set for life and not even 25, fuck you corporate America and your pleasing the Christians…

I am more into her posting her nipple on facebook….to let the FB people know she’s Rihanna and along with smoking weed, she can also post inappropriate pics and albums like that bitch Haley…despite the rules…..like these Hawaii Bikini Pics….

Here are some other pics she posted to instagram…..not quite as exciting.

Here are some of her whoring out pics she posted to facebook for absolutely no reason because she’s a huge star and doesn’t need the attention…clearly she just wants the attention….I guess once a whore always a whore….good.

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2012

17

Apr

NSFW Facebook Album of the DAy

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Some girl named Haley posted an album on facebook from her 21st birthday….that pretty much went viral…..

It was of her and her friends, one who seems to be a mom, pretty much going nuts in a limo with some poor spic or Philippino who moved to America or wherever the fuck this bitch is from….hoping for the good life…and ended up being ravaged by a bunch of horny drunk chicks who documented the shit and put it on blast on facebook for his whole overly catholic family to see…..

Dude’s just trying to pay the rent and send money back home …. his wife probably think he works the night shift at a warehouse….and not getting jerked off by horny chicks….who remind me that chicks are sluts…far dirtier than any dudes…cuz they control the fucking sex with their vagina…being a girl means you can get laid anytime you want…you just have to ask….and when girls don’t grasp the importance of controlling that….virtually becoming a gay man….who has AIDS for a reason….ruining the gender as a whole…not that that stops me from wanting to have sex with every single one of them….I just know they are all whores….

That said, she tagged her friends in this…family, coworkers, bosses, teachers if they go to school, their community….boyfriends…and pretty everyone cuz the album was public…fo all saw them jerking off this dude…like little whore and that is hilarious….and should live on forever….

I think FB took down the pics, even though FB is a porn site more people jerk off to than they jerk off to actual porn thanks to vacation bikini pics…..

I was smart enough to save some of them…and I hope this leads to fame and fortune for these girls….cuz if it as easy as jerking off an immigrant…I’ll be more than happy to help more girls reach this goal…I’ll even set up a school for it.

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2012

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have been hearing stories like that kids are having sex as early as 8 or 9 years old now….with each other…thanks to porn….for the last long time…but I never really believed it…

Sure in the 70s and 80s, people were fucking at 13 or 14, but the majority of chicks, the mainstream weren’t even sucking dick unless you made bitch your gf…..

Now their having rim job parties at 15 according to Oprah….gangbangs and good times….

But I never saw it first hand…I couldn’t figure out where it goes down…until yesterday, I was in the park walking my dog and behind a fucking cluster of bushes was 2 teen couples fully banging….penetration…and it wasn’t hot…it was just awkward and pretty much out in the open….like it didn’t matter…..

I didn’t stick around to get arrested, but figured I’d relay the info to you perverts who are less paranoid…..so if you want to find out where teens go to fuck, go to the park…school girls seem to slip their panties to the side there and mount their guy friends there.

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