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2012

27

Mar

J.Lo’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Did you know that according to People Magazine, J.Lo was the most beautiful woman in the world….the entire fucking world…J.Lo…a hag in her 40s with a set of twins and a freakish ex-husband….the most beautiful woman in the world…..a pussy tainted by Diddy and Afleck….over 2 decades ago….the most beautiful person in the world….pretty hard to believe right? Makes you wonder who the fuck the hacks at People magazine are…or more importantly, who is running their payroll…..

I can never get over that…I will never get over it….It is American Injustice someone needs to investigative report….bullshit lies that burn my eyes even a year after the fact….

And here she is having a very shitty, uninspiring upskirt….for those of you who, like me, like looking up skirt.


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2012

27

Mar

Micaela Shaefer Gets Work in a Sports Bra of the Day

Micaela Shaefer is some German nobody, or barely someone, who gets invited to events where she SHOWS OFF HER FAKE TITS AND NIPPLES …..or SHOWS OFF HER ASS IN SOME THONG ONE PIECE …..you know totally inappropriate, yet totally the kind of girl you gotta support in her being inappropriate, because half naked attention seekers, are awesome…without them…lke would be boring….even if being half naked is easy to do…not everyone is doing it.

Well….it turns out that this nothing, who just makes noise with her body at events, is actually a somebody….very important….VIP….who was in a photoshoot showing off her awesome body in more clothes than she wears out to events….and I’m posting it to give her credit and support her rise to the top….even if I have no idea where or when this shoot is from….I just hope it gives her a taste that makes her go out and show more pussy when around the media….

Posted in:Micaela Shaefer

2012

27

Mar

Some Tits on TV of the Day

You know what I like? Tits on TV….not because I have cable, but because I think the more they squeeze by the censors, the better off we are as a people….as a society….as a country….as a world….

Seriously, I’ve been jerking off to TV from France for the last 3 decades, they’ve never left tits out of the mix, but America has…and for that….many sex offenders have been bred. It’s all related, sexually liberate and despite the possible herpes outbreak, we’re better, more relaxed, less twisted freaks….

I’m glad this is finally happening, and I’m glad I get to see the tits on TV thanks to the internet.

Weronika Rosati in Luck

Anna Wood in House of Lies…

Stephanie Fantauzzi in Shameless….

Posted in:HBOobs

2012

27

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Pantsless in Interview of the Day

I didn’t care much for Jennifer Lawrence in the marketing build up/hype for Hunger Games, a story not about competitive eating……

But that was before she headlined a movie that made 155 million dollars in the first week….a movie that cost 100 million dollars to make, meaning she’s a fucking golden egg and I’m a golden egg digger, especially if those golden eggs are hidden in her twat….I’m ready to easter egg hunt for them with mouth, hands, tools, penis anything…….

Her success this past week made her boring face and uneventful personality one I’d like to get inside as it helms the machine into the billion dollar empire….

But then again, I am looking at photoshopped pictures of her where she finally looks hot, busty and pantsless and maybe that’s really the reason behind my renewed faith in this academy award nominated “artist” of an actor turned mainstream blockbuster money making tool for the industry, cuz acting isn’t art, only actors think it is art….and Jennifer Lawrence does it proper.

Here she is in Interview looking good.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2012

27

Mar

Magdalena Frackowiak for Fashion Poland Spring 2012 of the Day

I fell in love with pictures of a Polish model named Magdalena Frackowiak yeserday….because she’s ridiculously hot….and because for someone like me who is borderline autistic, socially awkward, and most of the time drunk, falling in love with inanimate objects is far more fun than falling in love with real people, cuz real people just disappoint and 98 percent of the time aren’t really cool or interesting…..but falling in love with an object…that shit gets you noticed….like the time I had a 3 day long relationship with a bucket full of cooked spaghetti noodles….catching me consomating the relationship brought laughs to all…or that time I had a year long relationship with a breast implant my crackhead friend stole from the hospital he stole his pills from….

Either way, Magdalena needs to be a bigger deal…let’s do our part by masterbating to her little, skinny, model tits.

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2012

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know what defines morning. Is it that time you wake up and start your day, or is it when the sun rises, because I’m still up and drinking from last night, I’m on a bender people, and I won’t be crashing out for the next 4-5 hours…..meaning it’s still fucking night to me….but I’m no scientist, I’m just a drunk who likes girls with hot asses.

Here’s some morning links…

This Thing May Make Wheelchairs Obsolete – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Slut in Pink Panties
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100 Steamiest Swimsuit Pics in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Love It
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Ahhhhh I Always Love a Good Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Wilmer Valderrama’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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Some Of Amber Heard’s Hotness
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This Blonde is a Squirter – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Get to Work
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Posted in:MHD

2012

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone asked me a virgin loser question I generally expect to hear in a sci/fi club at the college level of whether I’d rather take a handjob from Madonna’s man hand, or Megan Fox’s toe thumb……My answer…all of the above….

You see in the real world of having sex with girls, and not just masturbating to them, these kinds of questions don’t reflect reality….reality is I’d take a handjob from anyone…I’d fuck anyone, even if I didn’t want to, all because my like of sex is more important than my dignity, or hatred of disgusting.

I have no standards….but more importantly, every bitch I’ve been with has had imperfections, some easier to stomach than others….so virgin loser questions about who would I rather are nice….if you are a virgin loser too…but for real people who fuck…it’s a waste of time….time I’d rather focus on whether the the song House of the Rising Son about the house of a child molestor and his son the day of his first erection….or not….you know the hard hitting nonsense that really matters….not that who would you rather fantasy that would never happen bullshit.

Here are the stepLINKS….or the shit I didn’t post today but other people did….

Uma Thurman Pregnant Bikini Pics
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Lizard Porn
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Some Cunt Named Stacy Keibler in a Bikini top with George Clooney
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Some Crazy Mobster Themed Street Performers
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Debra Harrison-Lowe Titties in House of the Rising Sun
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Downtown L.A. Traffic Timelapse – Cool Video
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Beyonce Photoshopped to Shit in a Perfume Ad – Cuz She Stinks!
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Unbreakable Russian
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January Jones Eats Her Placenta Every Morning Before Breakfast, Oh Good
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The World’s Smallest Puppy Warmed My Cold Black Heart – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Take Your Pic
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Are You This Good At Your Job? Probably Not – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women On “Mad Men”
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Kelly Brook Sweet See Through And Pink Booty
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Lucy Hale And Ashley Benson Are Also In Bikinis
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Well Hello Nikki Sims
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Best Of Tika Ivezaj (96 Pictures)
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Camille Grammar is So Fucking Gross
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Free Cam Shows Bring You Some Monday Goodness
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Gotta Love a Sexy Swedish Hottie
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50 Hottest Swimsuit Models in Sports
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Adrianne Curry Bare ‘Italian Ass’ Twitpic!
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Madonna’s Face and Ass. Ooof
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Kim Kuntrashian Is Whining About The Publicity Stunt Pimp Mama Kris Came Up With
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This is How 18 Year Olds Magazine – VIDEO
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SEXY COLLEGE COEDS HAZED TO LICK PUSSY – VIDEO
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Courtney Stodden Flaunts Cleavage In Support of PETA (VIDEO)
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The 20th Anniversary of SCORE Magazine!
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Elizabeth Olsen in a Slightly See Through Top
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Rosa Acosta – 2012 Calendar Behind the Scenes Video
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Jesus Christ Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Burst Yet?
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Breanna Benson is a Trashy Blonde
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And Now Some Brazilian Road Rage – VIDEO
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Let’s Watch These College Babes Strip Down
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Photoshop Magic: The Most Ridiculously Doctored Kardashian Pictures Of All Time
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How About a Four Girl Orgy?
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Hot Half-Naked Tattooed Chicks
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Danielle May is On All Fours
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Lindsay Ellingson – Victoria’s Secret Collection
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Fashion Babes Give me a Boner
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Irina Shayk & Anne V Work Their Bikini Bods!
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Gotta Love Girls With Guns
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Huge Ass vs Tight Jeans Video!
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Rebeca Rubio Provides The Sexiest Video You Will See All Week
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How NOT to Drive You Humvee – VIDEO
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Kendra Wilkinson, Just Because
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First Look at AnnaSophia Robb as Young Carrie Bradshaw
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Eva Longoria Impresses In Skin-Tight Jeans
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Kid Can’t Jump the Net
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Some Cunt Named Courtney Robertson in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson is a Tank in a Tarp of the Day
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This is a Hot Pic of Charlize Theron
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Crazy Sodacan Magic Trick
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50 year old tits and cunt
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Irina Shayk Needs A Cock Up That Ass Of Hers
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Khloe Kardashian Saves Us From A MONSTER Camel Toe
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Kelly Brook’s Sweet Ass In Tight Spandex.
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Miley Hot Young Tits
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The Best Scene from a Movie in the 40s
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I think Rose McGowan is Pretty Hot.
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Alison Sweeney in her Bikini in Shape
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Doutzen Kroes Hot Mom Body in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson is a Fucking Monster
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Serial Mom Brooke Burke Hot on TV
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Lauren Pope Hot Legs
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Chyna’s Sex Tape is Disgusting
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Pink Pussy in Pig Tails
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Webcam Superstar in her Headset of the Day
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6 Minutes of Ass Clapping
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The Best Fucking Porn on the Internet Today
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2012

26

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Hot in GQ UK May 2012 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous. She is at the level of hot that you don’t really worry about her being from South Africa and the high AIDS rate her pussy has, because you’re too busy trying to cum inside her, knocking her up and making her someone you have to see the rest of your life….even if the reality is that you’ll really only come in contact with her in pictures, making getting AIDS and a bitch pregnant, but I guess that all depends where your hand has been….or more importantly….where the caliber of women you meet have been….not that you have to worry about that, you don’t meet women….you’re hopeless……

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2012

26

Mar

Kelly Brook Ass Not Tits in Some Leggings of the Day

KELLY BROOK is known for having ridiculously big tits, that’s the shit that made her semi-relevant, because she isn’t a household name, but pervert dudes from the internet know she exists, and that must cound for something….something that she felt was worth getting an abortion over…to ride out cuz she finally made it by her standards….you know after all those years of trying….

It turns out that in the right leggings, her ass isn’t so bad either….pushing 40 and still turning heads….

I still prefer seeing her NAKED PUSSY STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US


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2012

26

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Ridiculous Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has a ridiculously fit body, especially for someone who recently pumped out an interracial baby. It kinda puts things into perspective of just how lazy moms who don’t get paid millions of dollars to be in bikinis and lingerie for big corporations are….you know the kind of bitch who didn’t have a body this good before he got knocked up….only to use being knocked up as an excuse as to why she should no longer work out or say no to the fucking, cake, pasta, donuts, french fries….she’s a mom after all at that’s the hardest job….yeah fucking right…It is a conspiracy of bitches being lazy, tricking men everywhere and forcing them to fuck slop…while fantasizing about fucking hotness….even fucking their woman before she let herself go…

But in defense of the lazy moms everywhere, there is no telling what kind of mangled destroyed mess Doutzen Kroes is packing in those bikini bottoms, but for some reason, I don’t think it matters……this body allows you to ignore ravaged, accidented cunt.

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