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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

22

Mar

Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini of the Day

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Bikini model Doutzen Kroes, who is married to some black dude who she got knocked up by before marrying, is in her bikini….and I know some of you may be disgusted about the whole interracial shit, cuz that’s just the kind of crown I attract, but for some reason, probably cuz I fuck hookers, I never really cared if a bitch I am fucking has fucked a black dude, I’ll eat that shit out like she didn’t….I’m not white trash like that…. and I sure as hell don’t care if some lingerie model in her bikini on the beach fucked a black dude…what I do care about is why she bothered having the baby….I don’t get women and their need to reproduce…just chill the fuck out on the uterus….don’t they see how horrible it is when they see families in parks and restaurants and wherever the fuck kids drag their parents like the little leeches they are….I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious….not as obvious as the fact that Doutzen has a beat the fuck up vagina, cuz she’s got it all wrapped up in a bathing suit and here are the pics

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2012

22

Mar

Nicole Richie’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I hate Nicole Richie and Nicole Richie hates me.

We were in the same room 8 years ago when DJ Am was still alive and fucking her and I was invited to one of his shows….where for some reason they thought I was his friend and carted me around with his vagina, Nicole Richie, who had nothing to say as she chain smoked and stared at her phone, but maybe that’s cuz all I was talking about was how great Lindsay Lohan was….pretty much begging for her number…

Nicole Richie never interested me, not when she was on TV….or now when her pussy has been slaughtered by two babies…and really, it might as well been a dick back then….cuz that’s the level of sex appeal she has and has always had….

Sure fags will still jump and down for her….like one of the Good Charlotte sisters…..but fags love anyone on TV….or remotely associated to fame…..

To me she’s just some forgotten by her real parents, adopted trashy troll with a shitty ass, tons of issues, spoiled and annoying with nothing to offer the world….not even with her Bullshit fashion line, even with a new set of fake tits that saved her really fucking shitty tits……

She’s the worst….but she’s in a bikini….and I guess that’s enough for me to pay attention…even if she is useless garbage that her real mom was aware of the day she was born….you know before throwing her in the dumpster outside a Lionel Richie show….Lulz. No wonder I don’t have friends or celebrity endorsers.

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2012

22

Mar

Annalynne McCord Useless But Decent LOoking Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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As embarrassing as Annalynne McCord’s career is, you know working for free for 90210 the NExt Generation because they had no budget, but they did have the promise to put her on TV, something she’s wanted since she was a slut in high school who would constantly say shit like “one day I’ll be famous”…”I’ll be on TV”….”when I come home to visit, you’ll all want my autograph”….you know the level of desperate, pathetic, and aggressive in a “Take anything you can get even if it only offers you room and board cuz being on TV is payment enough, even if it is a show that hardly exists, no one watches, and that above all else fucking sucks and should never have happened”….because she still gets to be shot by paparazzi and attend celeb events, which is better than being knocked up back home with the high school star football player turned maintenance guy at the same school he was once hero of….

She still looks good enough to look at in a bikini. I figure if they’re willing to get half naked, I’m willing to watch….career choices, relevance, even tit size, just doesn’t matter.

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2012

22

Mar

Elsa Sylvan Titties for Bon Magazine of the Day

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Elsa Sylvan was born in Sweden in 1987. Has been modeling since 2006 and the highlight of her career as far as I’m concerned is this photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, with her titty pulled out and exposed, the way I like my titties, especially on fashion models, getting paid to do it, because it makes me remember than morally, they are just a gang of whore strippers looking for the good life, no matter how they try to white wash it, and no matter how many rockstars they fuck instead of johns after their shit, the core of their morals and values are the fucking same…and that’s hot…cuz strippers are fucking trash…but models are all glamourous and shit…especially when pulling out their tit.

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2012

22

Mar

Selena Gomez’s Rockin’ Tits and the Other Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

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Selena Gomez and the other girls who aren’t as hot as Selena Gomez even if Selena Gomez looks like she’s 12 cuz her parents put her on some hormone therapy to stunt her growth as a kid to make her get all the roles she needed to get before whoring her out to Usher and his perverted child army and possibly getting her a set of implants….cuz her tits are stacked in ways only good push up bras and implants do……which will feed all your creepy fantasies of 12 year olds with breast implants….cuz you’re weird…and cuz it does.

When I look at this, I just wonder how many dicks she’s had….amongst other things that could probably get me arrested….but won’t cuz she’s 19 and that means she’s fair game….

This fake british narrator is seriously jokes.

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2012

22

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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Love me some news…..you all know why….I don’t need to get into it….I prefer taking naps.

Gun Pulled on WREG News Crew
While on an investigative report in Joiner, Arkansas, a news crew was shocked when a man pulled a gun on them.

Spring Break Attack Caught on Video
A Dallas man was the victim of a violent attack caught on camera during spring break in South Padre Island.

Attempted Pot Shop Robbery Caught On Infrared Camera
Santa Anna police officers foiled an attempted marijuana shop robbery when the owner checked security cameras and alerted police who spotted the suspects hiding with an infrared camera.

Math Homework References Slavery
A Clayton County parent is upset after his son was given a math homework assignment that referenced slavery.

Boston College football player charged for recording sex act
Jaryd Rudolph, a Boston College football player, is facing criminal charges after he allegedly used his cell phone to audiotape a consensual sexual encounter between a fellow football player and female graduate student.

Allen Iverson’s Ex Wants List of Lovers
NBA star Allen Iverson’s estranged wife is demanding a list of every woman he slept with during their ten year marriage.

Philadelphia Police Officer Linked To Profane Songs
Philadelphia police officer Brian Scalio is under internal investigation for his questionable use of social media and could be in violation of the police department’s social media policy.

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2012

22

Mar

Katy Perry Bandages Her Tits in her Part of Me Video of the Day

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Katy Perry is a talentless hack. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, and this video will show you just how good she is at not being able to act.

She just milks bullshit pop that is heavily marketed to idiots, tapping into her personal life enough to make people really feel her….what garbage……

So in the video, she loses her shit, joins the marines, She bandages down her tits, she cuts off her hair, she flashes some underwear, she goes to bootcamp, because that’s the totally normal, stable thing a bitch does when her dude cheats on her…..

I didn’t make it to the end, but home this crazy psycho bitch dies in some military friendly fire, from her own gun.

Seriously, Imagine you found out some bitch you cheated on lost her shit and joined the maries, it kinda makes me feel uneasy….especially when you factor in that she’s ugly.

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2012

22

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sluts Out for “The Client List” of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has re-invented herself from being that fat slob we’ve seen the last few years…you know the bratty cunt who couldn’t hold her fucking own or keep a man…because let’s face it…no one likes fat chicks, especially not ones with cunty attitude cuz they were hot once in their lives and have millions in the bank….Seriously, I know people who worked her ghost show and it was cancelled cuz she was too busy complaining about what angles to shoot her at so she didn’t look fat…instead of hitting the fucking gym…

So she’s done what she shoulda done in her early 20s,but was too wholesome to do, she lost weight, made herself hot and that’s let her fat tits out of the bag and into lingerie….

This is the kind of career move I appreciate when a bitch matures and realizes what the whole point of her is to begin with…..

Here are some screenshots….

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2012

22

Mar

Tulisa Contostavlos Sex Tape is Legit of the Day

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If you had the chance to see a pretty great blowjob given by chubby, try hard, barely a popstar, X-Factor judge who is on her quest to get famous in America via the tried tested and true Bikini Pics/Sex Tape Way…..it turns out the video was legit. So I hope you downloaded your copy, cuz it is being erased from the internet.

You see in every bottom feeding celebrity hustle to the top, there are leaked pics and videos, some are left out there to linger, others are taken down within 5 minutes like they never happened….

This Tulisa shit, was down faster than you could say her long, drawn out, greek anal loving name….so I know her fat titty and cock tip licking while hand jobbing hustle was her….

I just didn’t want to say it, cuz these no names are the fast ones to sue, that’s the same reason I won’t host her shit, but I’ll watch it whenever I need to be reminded of her real skill set,

I love just who suck dick on camera and who refers to sucking dick like a little whore on camera as “an intimate moment” in 2008.

Watching a bitch justify slutting out with “Long Term Relationships” and “knowing a dude a long time”….is amazing…cuz she’s still a fucking whore I saw suck dick….

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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2012

22

Mar

Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day

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Whenever I see Paris Hilton in a bikini, even if it is an attention seeking, “notice me”, kind of bikini moment, I envision the boat sinking, a shark attacking, the pool drain sucking her to the bottom while there’s no life guard on duty, or even a sniper confusing her for…well…Paris Hilton…the garbage of society while being high society…rich, spoiled, useless, who’s legacy on the world….the only good thing she’s done…is tricked all girls into thinking filming themselves fuck will get them famous….and despite feeling passionate about wanting someone to exterminate her, I gotta give her props, cuz making girls think they need to film themselves fuck to make it, makes for good times for anyone who gets to see the video, even if it fucking sucks.

She doesn’t matter…..even in her bikini.

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