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2022

29

Sep

Rita Ora’s Offensive Strategic Sauna Nudes of the Day

Rita Ora posted a couple of strategic nudes, which are the nudes you don’t actually see her blown out labia in, not that she’s a mom who’s gone through natural childbirth, you know the typical way a pussy gets blown out, but because she’s an Albanian refugee from the UK who navigated her way to LA, where she was able to amass her large audience with her tits, and you know pussy being blown out was involved in that process!

I think she’s pretty hot, has some hot tits, and I like the fact that I have never heard any of her songs, which I guess was her whole intro to this celeb world that ended with her never having a heavily radio played hit like a Rihanna, but instead she’d go to all the events showing off her tis, you know reducing her to her tits, ignoring any talent that got her to America, and saying “at least I have these tits” and like other tits before her, it worked!

Which is why her strategic non nude while nude content is frustrating, she’s at a point in her celebrity where she can just say fuck it, and give the people what they want, but instead she does the cocktease to be a little racy, edgy, but ultimately a piece of shit because she’s not showing anything, like she’s some modest is the hottest, while being fucking naked!

Now, I don’t think being naked is whorish, I think it’s the best, I’m all for nudism, but when nudiity is WEAPONIZED like this, I find it DEMONIC, which would make sense, because you know being a sex kitten in the music industry has likely taken her to some weird industry sex parties where they sacrifice homeless women they’ve imported from Mexico or some shit, which is all the more reason to GET actually naked fuck!

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2022

29

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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The best game on the internet for a titty loving pervert is the Titty Drop, all because it makes a New Orleans style flash for beads something that a woman can self-produce because of their competitive instinct, the hard wired want to be to top bitch in the litter, who all the men want to fuck, because they can’t let other girls willing to throw their tits out there beat them out!

Make a game of it, and they will come, or titty drop, and you will come, good deal since Tit flashing is awesome!!

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2022

29

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Hand Bra of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the very important hero of Gen Z, the kind of girl that the big players at Disney invested all kinds of money into building her up to that coveted generation, only to let her run free, which is a storyline they want to have you believe but that I don’t fucking believe for a second!

The reason I don’t believe it, because she still gets fucking work in the mainstream, even has a development deal with some studios that pay her to keep her eyes out for new ideas to reach that coveted Gen Z market the big players are struggling to LURE in because they are out of touch idiots!

Normally when someone breaks free from the old gatekeepers of Hollywood, to launch things like social media hustling and in Bella’s case – low key porn, even running a porn agency to help manage other Disney kids’ on their quest to OnlyFans, because porn is lucrative for the views, addictive and what people consume, so gotta move into that!

But yeah, normally THEY get blacklisted and forgotten, but not BELLA, that’s because she’s just so SPECIAL obviously, OR maybe THEY are lying about her, but when a Disney Kid grows up and posts pics of her grabbing her bare tit, who fucking cares about the politics behind it, or the motivation behind it, or the scheming marketing hustle of what you’d assume are some of the brightest minds around, we just have to wonder why, after over a year of OnlyFans, we haven’t seen her shove ethings in her butthole, I mean I haven’t even seen her labia, a dick suck, or a dildo insertion, makes you think she’s a bit of a SCAM!

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2022

29

Sep

Denise Richards Weirdness Continues of the Day

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I still haven’t got the Lawyers letter to stop posting the Denise Richards nudes, so maybe she’s using me for marketing purposes, you know to recruit you dear reader onto her platform, which I am all for, if you’re into this shit, PAY the fuck up and show the late 90s babe the attention she clearly needs!

I like to hope that she just can’t afford to hire a lawyer to come after me like the other OnlyFans girls who make millions a month and HATE when their content is shared, because they are trying to control the NATURAL flow of information the internet is known for and so beautiful because of!

You know, put it to the internet, let it have a life of its own, never see it disappear because the internet doesn’t forget! They get their money from the fans, but if a fan pays the shit, let him share it with the rest of us, he paid for this shit, and focus on new content rather than POLICING the content, even if this is embarrassing content that NEEDS to be policed!

I find the whole Denise Richards, now that her daughter is 18 and not getting her child support, has decided to jump into the OnlyFans shit, only because she’s higher profile as a name, not necessary someone you think is rich as shit, or someone you don’t think is a whore, but based on her age and legacy alone, you’d expect her to not be so openly whorish with her body, you know keep it low key, but to be so public about it, when it is so gross, terrifying!

She was on a reality show, wasn’t she? Real Housewives is a big deal, making this move ALL the weirder, and all the more humilating, but I fucking love every second of it, I’m almost tempted to subscribe to encourage her to keep going!

I mean look at that thick, well travelled, old, battered, calloused, destroyed, sad labia hanging out of her shorts, its fucking brilliant, and those TITS, what ARE those, outer worldly, makes me want to save her or some shit, like I’ve said before, this is seeing your high school crush working the street corner 25 years later to feed her addiction, you have no choice but to throw a 5 dollar bill at her for a dick suck, NO CHOICE!

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2022

29

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer vibes right!

When tanlines are on hot chicks and not leathery old broads who moved to Florida after a life of working the factory, tanlines highlight the good parts.

Even when the tanlines are made with skin staining chemicals, they are still tanlines and I don’t care if a bitch is risking cancer to highlight her good parts, if anything, it makes the tanlines higher stakes!

I’m just here watchin’ from the sidelines, because that’s what creeper pervert voyeurs on the internet do!

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2022

29

Sep

CNN Reporter Fakes the Hurricane Struggle as Florida Man Strolls to Car and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Fag…

How about a NYC Punch as NYC collapses

Idiot in the storm swims in his house despite the dangers of swimming in dirty storm water, electrocution, etc

FLOODING

Sharks in the street!

Weatherman almost gets hit by lightning!

Twerk in Face

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2022

29

Sep

Rock Dive and Other TikThots of the Day

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Stretch!

Two Girls Being Artsy

Panty Dance

She Hulk Terrifies Me

Pool Entry

3 Whores

That Weird Skipping Bitch

Thonged Ass vs Fitness Dude

Brushin’ Ass

Park Splits

Sunsets

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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In a world of oversharing, overhyping yourself, I mean I come across people on social media and it’s just all this self promotion, no one saying they suck at life, everyone saying how great they are and how everyone else sucks at life, pretending their bullshit coddled existence is some struggler or that they’ve overcome adversity, like they are some kind of trauma-based victims, when really it’d be nice if you just shut the fuck up and realizing that your insignificant existence or insignificant experiences can be left to your damn self, it’s not important, you aren’t important, just post memes and titties man, MEMES and fucking titties man!

I am glad that I am aware how garbage and worthless and meaningless I am in the grand scheme of thigs, so I can focus on memes and titties

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What Elite Athletes Eat in a Day
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Olivia Culpo is Game Ready
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Spinning a Record Until it Breaks
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Young Actor Robert Cormier has Died
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Airline Changes Policy to Allow Male Staff to Wear Skirts – Finally
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2022

28

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence’s Titty Cry for Attention of the Day

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When you’re dad is some famous producer with a hit show that I am sure sucks, but that is his third or fourth hit show, so what does he fucking care he’s rich and when your mom is Kate from Drew Carey, you use their connections to take you places you need to be to get yourself on the damn map!

So Charlotte Lawrence, has been on that quest to get noticede for a few years now, producing her vapid sleazy photoshoots like she’s part of the hip and cool art and fashion scene, which once existed but was replaced with all these vapid rich idiots being the “influencers”, taking it from the streets to the elites of Malibu who are totally out of touch from a real life, hardships or experiences that make them edgy or have character, just doing their best attempt at instagram!

But yeah, she’s been doing this, no one’s noticed, and when you’re a chick an no one notices, PULL your titties out, and hope they notice now!

I’m into that strategy, it’s a big day for Charlotte, paparazzi are there, it’s fashion week, viral stunt complete!

She’s a babe, notice her!

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2022

28

Sep

Kate Moss Nipples of the Day

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I was talking to someone who was telling me how dumb I was to focus on celebrity content all these years, since I actually don’t give a fuck about celebrities, but it was just so easy to do, since celebrities are always trying to maintain their celebrity by producing slutty content around themselves, whether it was for the paparazzi, magazines, movies or now their own egos and social media, so I didn’t have to bother leaving the house, convincing some crackwhores to get naked or to do funny jokes with me, allowing me to be my full lazy and unimpressive pile of dog shit on the couch, which I’ve been rewarded fairly for, meaning I got what I deserved for being a lazy, low hanging fruit fuck!

But yeah, when I look back on my life, I can’t think of many celebs or models I’ve actually jerked off to, I mean sure, there are some movie scenes I had no choice but to jerk off to, from Rose McGowan’s tits in Doom Gneration, to Sharon Stone’s cunt in Basic Instinct, and there’s a handful of music videos, like X-Tina’s dirty, Christina Milian’s Dip it Low, the Spice Girls first video where scary has hard nipples, but that was really just because it was available at a time I needed to jerk off, like figure skating on TV on a sunday!

Anyway, Elle Macpherson and Kate Moss were two models I genuinely thought were hot, so what I am saying is that Kate Moss is an old school crowd favorite in my parts, and seeing her nips while she’s all aged out is fun to me!

Mainly because the trainwreck, party girl, unapologetic about cocaine parties, who was always topless on yachts for the paparazzi has allowed herself to age out!

She doesn’t look like a bloated version of herself, like she in JLo faking her youth, I mean I se an old face who has seen some shit, and some old tits that have also seen some shit, with what I’d assume is a vagina calloused and dried up thanks to menopause, and I think it’s great, because it’s life, people fucking rot and owning that rot is hot!

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