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2012

Apr

Claudia Schiffer Guess 30th Anniversary Photoshoot of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer is still hot at 40….but for some reason I have trouble saying that…even though I am in my 40s…

It is like it goes against everything in my being….the core of who I am…my soul….my morals and values or lack of morals and values….and to admit an above 40 year old is still hot pussy…is like a fucking sin to my religion tha I’m drafting when not too busy masturbating to girls on Facebook…

The craziest thing about it is that more and more often than not, I’m seeing 40 or even 50 year old women that are fucking hot….that I want to actually fuck and not just in an I’m drunk, they are bored, recently divorced, unable to get pregnant, very experienced in bed…..and willing to fuck me kind of way….

Either they are getting hotter, staying hotter longer thanks to modern science, or this is what happens when you are old…..you settle…especially when your fat wife is disgusting to look at….

I don’t know how or why I think these older bitches are hot like I think 20 year old pussy is hot….but I guess I’m maturing into a seasoned pervert that appreciates all pussy ….more than just being willing to fuck all pussy….

But then again, this is Claudia Schiffer, it is a pro ad campaign for Guess? 30 years…..she is a model….shee was never disgusting or bottom feeding like i used to think 98 percent of moms in their 40s were…she’s kinda in a different league at all ages.

I’m so accepting of old pussy. I’m a hero who breaks down boundaries…

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2012

Apr

Maria Fowler Cameltoe in her Bikini of the Day

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Maria Fowler is some pudgy bitch who doesn’t matter, but who the paparazzi, probably follow because she pays them, to help increase her stock as some low level Pam Anderson without the acting credits, who pretty much gets naked for money, so working class chimney sweepers can jerk off to her, since they don’t get the internet, but do grasp the concept of taking their blue collar money to the store when buying beer and cigarettes to pick up a Lad Mag….because looking at these bitches is far more pleasurable than looking at their casserole making, white trash, hamburger helper eating, pig wives, but then again, so is any bitch with a set of teeth….

Wondering why I am posting it if I hate the bitch so much? My love for bikinis, especially when too small, jacked up a pussy and titties exploding out of it, it kinda cancels out all things horrible about the bitch….

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2012

Apr

Imogen Thomas Ass in Leggings of the DAy

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Imogen Thomas is some useless, other than the fact she gets half naked for money, Glamour Model trash from the UK and she doesn’t matter…..What does matter is that one of my favorite things about leggings is happening to her…granted it is probably for attention…cuz that’s what these Glamour models do for the paparazzi….wear dirty soot covered, dirty black leggings that are a few sizes too small and bend over in obvious yet amazing ways so shit goes sheer….but the real highlight, or inspiring thing about his, is that this shit happens to regular girls all the fucking time….and I’m talking girls of all fucking ages…from 15 to 40….who are in a pair of leggings and have no idea that I can pretty much see their vaginas….or their fucking name tags on their underwear cuz shit is so sheer..and it makes for a simple things in life that brings great joy to an old pervert like me.

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2012

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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You hate the stepNEWs…I love the stepNEWS….
You love me….I hate you….

I guess we’re two steps forward, one step back….we come together like opposites attract…no homo….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

9-Hour Crime Spree Results In 11 Felonies for One Man
William Todd came to Nashville, TN on a Greyhound bus and his 9-hour lay over resulted in 11 felonies.

PA Woman Fights To Have Sex Club Shut Down
A Pennsylvania woman is fighting to have a sex club in her neighborhood shut down, claiming that the club is also performing Satanic rituals on the land.

Lingerie Cleaning Services Could Land Owner In Jail
A Texas business woman’s revealing idea to heat up the home cleaning industry has her under the watchful eye of local police.

Baltimore Orioles Streaker Won’t Be Prosecuted
Mark Harvey, a man who jumped on the field at Camden Yards at the Orioles home opener dressed in Batman underwear won’t be prosecuted by police.

NY Man Breaks Up Fight While Eating Potato Chips
An unknown New York man broke up a subway fight while eating a bag of potato chips.

Graphic video of teen being restrained, shocked played in court
Video of a student restrained and shocked for hours at the Judge Rotenberg Center was played in court on Tuesday after a years-long battle by the center to keep it from the public eye.

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2012

Apr

Paz de la Huerta’s Naked in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I am a fan of dirty hipsters who look like they don’t shower because they are too busy getting fucked up at after parties but who get naked….because being wild, crazy and willing to get naked is a huge part of being a “who gives a fuck about what people think” hipster….they are the creative, weird cuz it is cool to be weird, semi intellectual, try hard, future of progressive thought….in song, writing, fashion, and partying…..and in Paz de la Heurta’s case….getting naked in front of a camera as long as someone will watch….take pics…and put it out there….since she’s out of work.

She’s not the hottest, but her willingness to just go with it while looking messed up on all levels, makes her better than the girls I ask to get naked for me, who all refuse. Cunts.

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2012

Apr

Rihanna’s Peeping Tom Hotel Room Ass in Shorts Pics of the Day

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I have a friend who lives next to a hotel and we always do drugs on his roof watching the shit go down across the street. We’ve seen orgies, we’ve seen gangbangs, we’ve seen a gay dude using a penis pump before going out, we’ve watched girls get ready, get fucked, give blowjobs, and shit is one of the best ways to spend our summer nights….cuz more often than not…people don’t shut their blinds…..it is also a lot less creepy and more consistent than when I used to do the same shit by climbing up fire escapes, where I’d wait for hours, risking getting caught, just waiting for a bitch to have a fucking shower, while on a Friday night, at a hotel, you know they are ready to fuck.

That said, here are some highly illegal if not staged pics of Rihanna and a peeping tom paparazzi who should have got less booty short and more fisting herself pics…but I take what I can get…it is all part of bottom feeding.

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2012

Apr

Miley Cyrus Titties Go Braless Shopping of the Day

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The other day MILEY WORE A SHORT TIGHT SKIRT AND FLASHED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN PANTYLESS LABIA ….even though you should know a vagina when you fucking see one…and not really have to analyze the shit…unless you’re fucking street whores who are either post-low-budget-op trannies…..or infected with a wide variety of infections.

Today, she’s wearing no bra and a sleeveless rock and roll t-shirt….that her titty is popping out of…like she’s some kind of hipster…and since recently finding a serious appreciation for Miley and her tight little young body….mainly based on her willingness to slut out to get ahead….I like.

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2012

Apr

Renee Olstead in Thigh Highs and Garters of the Day

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Renee Olstead was some fat bitch who sang badly that you probably never heard of…..who decided that she would release some AMAZING NUDE PICS to take her twitter following from 7,000 to 22,000….something I am sure she hoped would have had a little more impact, since you can buy 10,000 twitter followers for 1000 dollars, she could have saved herself from using USING A VIBRATOR IN SELF SHOT PICS …..and saved it for when it was a little more high impact….

Well it turns out it landed her a gig on some ABC Family TV show….as nude pics often do….and more importantly got her to dye her hair, slim down and show up to events in thigh highs and garters….

From nudes to lingerie in public….despite her fat years…I’m kinda into this bitch.

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2012

Apr

Jessica Alba Wrestles of the Day

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I am guessing that Alba is in some shitty movie where one of the genius scenes was to have her jump into the wrestling ring with some dude and beat him, while fully clothed….when everyone knows the only wrestling a bitch should do is either half naked our on my dick….but I assume that since she’s just had her second kid, strapping her vagina in jeans was a safe bet as to not have her labia flapping in the wind, getting injured by dude accidentally shoving his entire fist in her accidentally….you know how it is ladies who have kids….things will never be the same again…..

Luckily for Alba, she’s still hot enough to watch squat and roll….no matter how big her vagina may be. I’m still a fan and hope her comeback involves way more nudity.

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2012

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Short Skirt Bike Ride of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is pretty uninteresting.

She looks like a little monkey that you pulled out of some rain forest, a little more evolved than your standard monkey, but a monkey none the less….you know the kind of shit that leads to being patient 0 with some kind of std like HIV, cuz she’s good enough to bang, she’s practically human, and people will understand why you did it…..

She did however produce underage porn, nude pics of her at 17, that got circulated around, mainly discussing why she got laser hair removal on her entire body except her pussy, before realizing looking or owning those pics could get you arrested, in her attempt to erase the publicity stunt, using the law to do it….and despite that being lame…she still displayed personality traits of a whore….and I love whores…

So here she is on her bike, in a short skirt, encouraging people to stare like she was Miley doing the same stunt last week…cuz Disney breeds quality teens and makes them into quality troubled women….and I like it.

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