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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

Mar

Katy Perry Brings Her Ass Cheeks Out in Public of the Day

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So I don’t have the rights to show you the picture of Katy Perry in this ill advised granny panty under a see through dress outfit that I can only assume she came up with herself…since she has the worst fucking style imaginable…..but based on her sloppy from the waist down body…..she’s gotta Kim Kardashian the shit and hide it, strap it down, with all her fucking power….not flaunt it as a billboard explaining why Russell Brand divorced her..I mean there is only so much sloppy ass a dude can take before he has to divorce a bitch….but since this is Katy Perry we’re talking about….it is safe to assume there is so much more depth to why a man would leave her…from her being a talentless cunt who probably thinks she has talent…to her annoying voice….to her bad skin…she’s just not marriage materian unless you’re a K-Fed…but even K-Fed got himself Britney….a leaps and bounds above this trash in terms of pretty much everything…

Katy Perry is a hack….Let’s hope someone pranked her with this….and Here’s the seriously ill-advised outfit that clearly her ass has no business wearing….

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Here are the rest of her Interview Photoshoot…That I previously posted…..I hate to admit she looks better than she’s ever looked….but that could just be my Amy Winehouse Dead or Alive fetish talking…

Here’s some nipple tassles on a back up model – you know to make this scene seem more authentic…

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2012

Mar

Lucy Hale Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Lucy Hale but I assume she’s some jailbait trash who you are all eager to turn 18 to forget about her like she was Miley, Momsen, Lohan and so many other 16 year olds you want to fuck….

I just looked her up…she’s actually 22….maybe she’s just on some Disney drugs to stay eternally youthful like she was Selena Gomez….

Who really cares, she’s in a bikini, it’s nothing exciting, but I’m posting it anyway…cuz that’s what I do….

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2012

Mar

Katherine Heigl Kinda Naked for Some Movie of the Day

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This is a clip from one of Katherine Heigl’s riveting performances in a romantic comedy you’d probably rather rip your eyes out than watch….seriously…I remember seeing a trailer for this and not only was I offended a storyline like this was sold and made into a moive….but I was offended that they cast Katherine Heigl….because I come from the school of thought that she’s the devil and should be ignored for the benefit of the world….putting her in movies does the opposite of that….it celebrates her and makes her an idol to dumb little girls….breeding a whole new generation of idiots….

Well the good news is that she got naked in the movie, but I don’t really know if that’s good news…but it is strategic naked, so if you’re on the fence about a naked Heigl cuz you think she’s fat…vile and the devil….you don’t have to watch this….

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2012

Mar

Lindsay Lohan on the Today Show of the Day

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I only hate Lindsay Lohan cuz she ignores me after celebrating a beautiful night in a hotel together…with other people cuz you have to understand for months she was texting me all the time….back in her crazy days….before she decided to get herself on track….even though by the looks of her she looks far crazier now….

So I sent her this message….

Because her face is hilarious….she didn’t answer me….

I can’t understand why she’s doing this shit to herself…cuz she’s hotter when not jacked up with injection of putty.

But even more hilarious is her interview on the Today show….I am amazed she’s only 25…..I still find her hot…I am ready for her Oscar….I just preferred her when she was addicted to drugs and made bad choices like hanging with me.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Promo Pic for the CLient List of the Day

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This promo pic dropped 2 weeks ago…but as someone who doesn’t run the Jennifer Love Hewitt fan club, I don’t really keep track of her…but I do know this pic screams one thing and one thing only….if only Jennifer Love could be photoshopped all the fucking time….she’d be worth looking at….but she’s not so I forget she exists…you know since her metabolism slowed down and her ass caught up to her disproportionate tits….she kinda lost relevancy….

So the new show is called the Client List and I assume she plays a whore….and as a whore….they had to get good cleavage shots out of her….and I predict the show will only work if it is shot from the waist up and from a good angle so that they don’t get the rest of her thickness in there to ruin it….

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2012

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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I think the stepNEWS is what keeps me going. This shit is gold…even most of you don’t realize I even post it cuz there’s a lack of tit in it….but I find the shit fascinating…..

Man Arrested For Hiring Underage Girl To Dance For Him
A teenager went to police after a Texas man recruited her and a friend to dancer for him at his home.

FL Woman Sets Fire To Legendary Tree While Smoking Drugs
The Seminole County Sheriff`s Office has arrested a woman in connection with a fire that destroyed The Senator Tree in Longwood’s Big Tree Park on January 16.

FL Teacher Arrested For Sex With 16-Year-Old Boy
A former Volusia County teacher Stephanie Cobb was arrested for having a sexual relationship with one of her students and authorities found thousands of text messages between the two.

Teacher Leaves Wife, Kids For 18 Year Old Student
James Hooker, a 41 year old man, who teaches at a school in Modesto left his wife and three kids to pursue a relationship with an 18 year old girlfriend he had, that just happened to be a former student of Mr. Hooker. One of Hookerâ€™s daughters is the same age as the teachers new girlfriend.

Why Some Exotic Dancers Become Trapped In The Lifestyle
They’ve danced in clubs as far away as Vegas and New Orleans. The cash comes fast and easy and so do the drugs and alcohol.

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2012

Mar

Leilani Dowding Bikini Struggles of the Day

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I’ve been posting randomly on Leilani Dowding for a pretty long time….She was Miss Great Britain 1998 and has since 1998 become a bit of an attention whore for the paparzzi…from getting half naked, being topless, doing that whole thing, to these pics of her struggling with her bikini….poor girl…I wish someone like me was there to help her by either eating it off her with my mouth…or you know being a hero….even if this was all part of a bullshit plan to get noticed…it is always a bullshit plan to get noticed…a bullshit plan I’ve seen so many times before that it isn’t inspiring but it is the kind of bullshit I have no choice but to support since the world is full of bullshit everywhere we look….if it all involved half naked girls…the bullshit wouldn’t really see to fucking matter…if you know what I mean…

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2012

Mar

Abigail Richie’s Tits From Some Movie Called Evidence of the Day

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I have absolutely no clue who Abigail Richie is…..I even went to the trouble to look her up for you perverts who need know some historical or biographical information about a bitch…..and all I found was that she has been in 4 movies….and in the most recent she showed her tits…sure it’s only for a second…but they looked pretty fucking good to me….and what really matters is that she’s willing to show her tits for some movie and as far as I’m concerned that’s work ethic I can get behind.

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2012

Mar

Emanuelle Chriqui Shitty See Through On Twitter of the Day

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Emanuelle Chriqui is some Moroccan trash I am sure the Moroccan community embraces for breaking down the boundaries of being Moroccan by being famous…..not that I know anything about being Moroccan other than all the horrible stories I was told by a friend who had all kind of horrible things to say about them from controlling, to boring, to willing to stab their own family in the back, to slimey, to greasy, to couscous eating arab even when they are jewish motherfuckers…but I wouldn’t take her word for much, I mean she was nuts enough to let me inside her without a condom…

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2012

Mar

Some Courtney Robinson Bitch Trying on Dresses for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Weddings are a fucking sham to begin with….especially when they spawn out of a show designed to make a mockery out of relationships for entertainment by throwing a gang of attention seeking whores into a house fighting for one dude who loves every second of it, until he has to fake marry or pretend to choose one and stick with her for a year to get the million dollars…I refuse to watch the shit, but I’m glad it is tainting the youth.

Unfortunately, girls who are married, or getting married are porn to me…they are a fucking fetish and I don’t know if it is cuz of the manipulation it takes to break them off their bullshit marriage course by letting me cum inside them, even though it hardly takes any manipulation, since they are dying for new cock….or if it just brings me satisfaction knowing some poor fucker is going to marry a whore without knowing she’s a whore…as I sniff her dirty pussy stained panties I kept as a fucking souvenir….and who will definitely repeat patterns….or maybe cuz the sex is good cuz they feel like they are being bad….I just know I like it…

So here’s some lie, trying on wedding dresses, for those of you who like this kind of lie, when you’re not the poor fucker locking yourself into the whore….

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