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2012

01

Mar

Brigitte Lo Cicero is the Foreign Film Clip of the Day

The movie is called L’exercice de L’Etat….The actress is Brigitte Lo Cicero – she looks old and has pretty great tits…and the scene is of her, fully naked crawling inside a crocodile……and as far as I’m concerned, that’s pretty fucking substantial to me…possibly cinema at it’s best…..the french do everything better…even in the way raise their women to love drinking but more importantly to have anal on the first date…that doesn’t even need to be a date…but a random meeting at a bar….or some other place…cuz french girls just like to fuck….and that’s even more fantastic than this clip…but here it is anyway.

Posted in:Brigitte Lo Cicero

2012

01

Mar

Rihanna’s Fuck Me Boots of the Day

I love the stories of Rihanna and Chris Brown getting back together…not because I believe in forgiving and forgetting…but because I believe that the next time they have a blow out fight cuz of her jealous Bajan hustle, it’ll end in murder suicide….

I know this Rihanna / Chris Brown shit is just to toy with the media…it probably always was….he got to harden up his image and prove that the world doesn’t hate wife beaters…while she got sympathy from everyone…..

Whenever I see battered women, weak and unable to live without their “man”, escape their man…only to run back to their man….or dudes who let their women cheat on them and beg their forgiveness and promise things will change only have it again….I get happy but that’s just cuz these broken women are my porn…easy to fuck while weighed down with all their emotional damage….without damaged women I’d be a virgin….thanks to damaged women….I probably have AIDS….Thanks unstable bitches and the unprotected anal we’ve enjoyed together.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

29

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was seeing an 18 year old college girl in a tight shirt and leggings bending over and picking something up. My life is pathetic and I wouldn’t have it any other way….

Today’s FB Pick Up Like “Oh I’d love to disappoint you in bed”….I think I got a fat married chick to consider it – but she’s at the point of depressing that she’d fuck a hamster for a cheap thrill in her shitty life….

Then I tried “I want to impregnate any desperate for babies girls on my FACEBOOK. I’m generous with my sperm but not child support generous…this is just part of my plan of having my own race.” and didn’t get me any prospects…

I suck at life…and at facebook seduction…Here’s the stepLINKS

The Funniest Bloated Faced Lohan Pic I’ve Seen Today
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Taylor Swift Virignal in a Photoshoot
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Rihanna Thigh Highs
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Black Diamond Jet Team is Nuts…
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Jaime Pressley is Looking Bangable
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Steve Martin is the Coolest Guy Ever. EVER
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Live Web Cam Sluts, The Best Gift I Can Give You
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2 For 1 at the Bike Races – VIDEO
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The 25 Craziest Parties In Movies
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Dakota Fanning is Legal
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Fucking Idiot and I Hate Her
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Bella Sky is Trashy and I Love It
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Sarah Hyland and Ashley Tisdale Are Two For One Irrelevant Sluts
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Linday Lohan’s SNL Promos Are Menh But Here They Are Anyways – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Because I Know the Things You’re Into
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Asian Amateur Oils Herself Up – VIDEO
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20 Best Athletes to Appear on Dancing with the Stars
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Lesbian Liplock: Mischa Barton & Shantel VanSanten In YOU AND I
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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WTF Photo of the Day
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She’s Got Beefy Lips All Right – VIDEO
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COURTNEY LEARNS A HARDCORE LESSON ABOUT LESBIANS
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Rihanna Wears the Fucking Ugliest Shit I Swear to God
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Some Vanilla and Chocolate Titty Action
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The WINNERS of Mr. Skin’s 13th Annual Anatomy Awards!
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Tiara is Playing Tennis Barely Wearing Anything at All
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Paris Hilton is full of herself. Shock!
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Melanie Rios is Super Sexy
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Melissa Giraldo 4 Phax Swimwear 2012
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Angry Wife Puts Triflin’ A$$ Husband On Blast On Craigslist After Finding Pictures Of Him And His Mistress
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Rosie P and Sandra Sanchez Get Their Freak On
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The Decline Of The Porn Star In Pop Culture
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Brunette Babe Gets Her Masterbation On
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Hollie Louise Sparrow – Zoo Photo
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Fashionable Hottie
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Melissa Satta Proving Once Again Why Italian TV Is Better For Guys
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Dirty Dancing FAIL – VIDEO
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Tara Reid Hasn’t Been Around in Awhile
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Miss Reef Chili 2012
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Olivia Wilde’s Boobs Speak to Us
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Kate Upton Looking Damn Hot In Her Civilian Disguise
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The Godfather is Coming Back to the Theaters
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Look Down Sophia Bush’s Shirt
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Kristen Stewart’s Looking Rough
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2 For 1 at the Bike Show….
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20 Best Athletes on Dancing with the Stars
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Have Jwoww’s Tits Gotten Bigger? You Decide
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How Much Pussy Has This Guy Fucked To Look Like This…
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I’m Pretty Sure Candace Bailey Can Handle Some Serious Cock
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Shocking News About Kelly Brook And Her Big Tits…
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How Heavy Are Jill Martin’s Tits?
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Dancing With Bikes…
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From the stepFORUM
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Some Hoisery and Lingerie Fetish Pics
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Tribue to the Hourglass Figure
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Some Bitch on the Beach
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School Girl Fetish
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Miranda Kerr Leather Pants Mom
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Maria Fowler Behind the Scens Titty Pics
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Dakota Fanning Leather Pants
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stepSMUT!
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TOday’s smutMEET!
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ASS ASS ASSS
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2 Cocks 1 Girl
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Anna Nicole Smith Throwback Porn Compilation Amazingness
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Feb

Maryna Linchuk Titties for Pop Magazine Spring/Summer 2012 of the Day

I’ve posted Marina Linchuk’s Nipples Before ….and these pictures don’t really have nipples…unless those aren’t flowers on her tits but a birth defect….but nipples aren’t what make a photoshoot hot….the bitch in the photoshoot makes it hot…ideally when her pussy is spread open and I can see anus….but sometimes being a 24 year old Belarusian with a modeling contract overrides that….and this is one of those times….probably cuz her strategic nudity gives me enough to prime me up…in what I call foreplay for my masturbation….

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2012

29

Feb

Jordan Carver Ridicu-tits for Zoo of the Day

I’d like to say I just invented a word – Ridicu-Tits…. but feel countless bros and frat boys before me have likely used it…I was just too lazy to see if shit is trademarked…if it is…see you in court motherfucker…

I am only doing this post on Jordan Carver because I have never done a post on Jordan Carver in the past and people who read the site are calling me out for not covering some of the most ridiculous sized tits that don’t have a wikipedia page….

Here she is in a shoot doing a hand bra for Zoo Magazine and it is just beyond ridiculous…and not nevessarily in a good way….I’ve had big tits and small tits…natural and implants and the ridiculous sized tits are always annoying to manage and almost comical to deal with…

Being into this may be a dysfunction….living with tits this big…may lead to dysfunctional back….seriously….these are a joke…but go big or go home right?

Posted in:Jordan Carver

2012

29

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence in Glamour UK of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is some 21 year old who hasn’t been all that famous, she’s from Kentucky, was nominated for an Academy Award in 2010 for Winter’s Bone, a movie I’ve never heard of and now she’s staring as a key charactere in Hunger Games a movie franchine based on a book that I’ve never heard of….cuz sci/fi is for virgins and I just can’t stand the shit and have never really been able to stand that shit….

Either way, it’s gonna be a big fucking movie empire and she’s going to be in the paparzzi eye and this is what she has to say about that:

“In some ways, [living in the public eye] is a hard life, but it’s a great professional life,” she told Glamour. “I’m doing what I love, and then I get months and months rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year-old. I can’t stand it when actors complain.”

Here are the pics of her in Glamour UK, not naked enough, but good enough to make me want to K-Fed her…but I’d K-Fed anyone at this point in my life just to get away from this hell….cuz I suck at life…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2012

29

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Anyone who reads this site….and despite the no comments….I assume maybe one of you does…knows that I love the stepNEWS because I think it is the only post that actually matters or has substance…since Hollywood is a pile of bullshit….distracting ourselves with girls who won’t fuck us is a waste of time and that’s pretty much all we do here….except for this….this is the gold…real people we share the streets with being mental cases….and often times hilarious…..

Here’s the stepNEWS….even when it sucks it is aweseome…

Peeping Tom Caught In Seattle
A Peeping Tom was caught in Seattle, but set free with no bail, upsetting the woman he was taping.

Teen Arrested For Receiving Topless Photo Of Teen Girl
Douglas County Sheriff’s investigators announced Tuesday that no charges will be filed against any of the juveniles involved in the recent sexting investigation at Chaparral High School in Parker.

‘KKK Chicken’ Typo Causes Uproar
A typo on a school menu in Methuen, Massachusetts upset parents. KK Chicken, short for Krispy & Krunchy Chicken, became KKK Chicken on the menu, which has since been corrected.

Caught On Tape: Car Crashes Into New York Home

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

29

Feb

Anais Pouliot Nipples for Vogue Russia of the Day

As a dude who loves fucking girls up the ass…for a few reasons from it being the only way I feel penetration with my small dick….as well as being the only way for the girl to feel my penetration….to it being the most fun contraceptive…cuz who want’s babies….to it allowing me to live out my priest and/or greek and/or prison fantasies without being a homo….coupled with the higher risk of contracting HIV…along with the fact that it makes girls feel like dirty whores…unless they are under 25…in which case every single one of them that I’ve met seem to love it….it is only natural for me to love girls named anus.

She’s from Montreal…I’ve never met her….which is too bad…since she’s getting famous in the model world…and since I only want to fuck girls with modeling contracts….as well as the fact that if her name is anus she’s gotta be into anus…otherwise this whole thing would be a fucking lie….and I hate lies…

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2012

29

Feb

Victoria’s Secret’s “Very Sexy” Collection of the Day

Calling a collection “Very Sexy”….pretty bold when the pictures are hardly sexy….but just more of the same recycled crap that Victoria’s Secret seems to produce on the regular…because they are corporate america…a 9 billion dollar industry that can’t push the boundaries of sexy….they are just on the fence…enough skin that husbands can jerk off to their catalogs…I mean at least the good Christian husbands who don’t have the internet…since any dude in his right mind would turn to porn, even if it is the devil’s work, instead of this…even if it is everything wrong in America….uninspired crap…

The good news, is they hire, recruit, kidnap, brainwash hot models…who I’d rather see more naked…and who I’ve seen more naked for other gigs…and unfortunatley, that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Lily Aldridge

2012

29

Feb

RIP Motherfucker the Davy Jones Edition of the Day

So Davy Jones from The Monkees….a made for TV pop band that made hit songs because TV is so influential on the world….He was 66, they don’t know the cause of death…but the real concern isn’t how or why he died…but whether the public will treat him with the same respect they treated Whitney….you know he’s been in the game since the 60s, he’s got hits, I want a televised funeral, I want people crying about this on FB for weeks, I want flags at half fucking mast…cuz I’m a believer…in fairness….

Here’s his last performance a couple days ago, pre death if you were wondering…

RIP Motherfucker….now back to tits…

Posted in:RIP Motherfucker