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2012

27

Feb

Best Paparazzi Picture of the Day

Every once in a while the paparzzi deliver a picture that is actually worth looking at…cuz most of the time their pictures fucking suck…. you know one that takes skill, balls, hustle, concept, vision to capture and release….even if they are on payroll from the no name trying to make a name for herself…in the form of this unknown UK trash named Tulisa Contostavlos cameltoe….even though as a greek we know her real pussy is her asshole…Good job paparazzi…you deserve an oscar for this shit.


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2012

27

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

You know there’s more to life than Oscar coverage right? You know that the build up and the aftermath of all things Oscar diverted focus from actual real life and what’s really going on…by making you think you care about some biased opinion of the best movie….instead of just seeing the shit on your own and making your own opion….So here’s the news…to cleanse you of that marketing hell….with great stories of tragedy, dispair, perversion and amazingness….far better than any movie cuz it is real life….

Fishermen Catch 40 lbs. of Marijuana
Two fishermen find 40lb brick of marijuana floating off the coast of California.

Karaoke Song Choice Leads To Killing
An argument over song choice at a Houston karaoke bar led to a fatal overnight shooting, police said. The incident happened after the victim finished performing the Spanish-language song “Somos mas Americanos,â€? which translated to English means “We Are More American.”

Couple Married At Gas Station Before Groom Arrested
A couple stopped at a gas station in Albuquerque, New Mexico when policed stepped in to arrest the groom who had an outstanding warrant. The police did make it possible for the couple to be married at the gas station before arresting the groom

Little Boy Sneaks Out To Fight Crime
Lliam Baird, a young Oregon boy, dressed in all black packed his Nerf guns, and went out looking for bad guys to bring to justice in the middle of the night. Luckily he didn’t run into trouble, a police officer did find him and made sure he got home safely.

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2012

27

Feb

Sherlyn Chopra Workout Cameltoe of the Day


Her name is Sherlyn Chopra and she’s some B-Grade Bollywood film star from India who I am posting in efforts to increase my India readership, since there are billions of them, I might as well have them on this site instead of another…..see how enterprising I am…but more importantly….see how easy it is to become famous in other countries when their own are posing for work out pictures of their hot bodies rocking some cameltoe…I mean this is the shit gyms were invented for…not that I ever go to the gym…but if I did it would be partially for the cameltoe….and partially for the squats….

That’s all I have to say about this Indian. Dot not Feather.

Hottest thing from India since jerking off to that Princess Jasmine disney character…but I’m not convinced she was from india…but she was when I was jerking off to her…I’m even racist and ignorant when jerking off to cartoons….what’s wrong with me….


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2012

27

Feb

Sofia Vergara’s Big Fucking Tits of the Day

I don’t know why I’m bothering with this shit….but I am going to assume it is cuz I have nothing better to do….cuz some 45 year old who still has it going on…but is still nothing but a whore way past her prime showing some cleavage on twitter is just not inspiring at all…

I dont watch her show, I don’t get why she’s famous, there are just too many question marks when it comes to Vergara….but the one thing that we know and trust is that she knows her value, worth and talent resides in her bra….and maybe acknowledging that is what makes her worth looking at…or maybe I just like tits on all ages…it would explain why I used to try to knock up women at the old folks homes….easy with a little lube and best with a little dementia so they don’t tell on you…and if they do….they usually get the story wrong and no one ever believes the crazy old lady….except that one time when her family set up video cameras to find the source of the bite marks…which sucked….but not as much as these pics for not being topless.

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2012

27

Feb

Coco’s Fat Ass Defies Gravity of the Day

For some reason…..I knew these pics were coming…maybe I was on Coco’s twitter….or maybe I read it somewhere… you know since she’s the new fat ass Kardashian with a reality show….and it doesn’t matter where she mentioned something about sky yoga where she hang from the ceiling….it just matters that she posted the pics….

This is workout is a weird hippie trend in Hollywood…and even Belladonna famous for being the dirtiest bitch in porn showed off her new skill of sky dancer…..at the AVNs while I thought to myself that this is some gay shit that is far more interesting when she is being the dirtiest bitch in porn….

But I guess seeing Coco’s ass defy gravity in some retarded sport is amazing…but then again….It always amazes me when fat ass chicks are athletic…it seems so unnatural….like everything else about Coco.

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2012

27

Feb

Kasia Struss Nipples for Numero of the Day

Little model titties!!!

Kasia Struss is a model who has been topless before…. HERE and HERE …..ands she’s one of those models who has pretty much no fucking tits…strictly nipple…so getting topless is probably like a dude getting toples…not worried about how the shit hangs…or what the fucks going on…and for some reason I’m into any bitch getting paid to be topless…even if topless involves little to no tits and just nipple….cuz it is a psychological thing….no a physical thing..

I’m also married to an obese woman who has some of the sloppiest fucking tits and body in the history of body….the kind of body that makes you exicted for flat chested skinny pussy….because her fatness has ruined your fucking life….

But that could just be me…here’s the photoshoot for Numero.

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2012

27

Feb

Erin Heatherton Topless for Vogue Throwback of the Day

I decided to do something new today by posting something old….and by something I mean Erin Heatherton of Victoria’s Secret fame tit…and by old I mean from 2007….possibly beforee she was a Victoria’s Secret model…in what was probably some of her better work…and I’m not just saying that cuz they are topless but because Victoria’s Secret photoshoots fucking suck….they are boring, corporate and all the fucking same no matter what half naked bitch they throw in it…

I figure tits are timeless, but more important pictures of tits are timeless….cuz I know I for one can jerk off to vintage erotica….sometimes even better knowing the star of it is dead…but maybe I’m just weird…or maybe I just like people at their prime….and not when their tits are hanging off an old washed up bitch’s chest….

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2012

27

Feb

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez Awkward Oscar Ass Moment of the Day

A much as I hate the Oscars and think they are a waste of fucking time…uneventful…boring and most importantly totally irrelevant…because movies being made at 100 million dollars….generating billions of dollars…paying shitty actors who aren’t even that hot millions….and fucking with the internet by lobbying for laws that lead to pirates being arrested like a gang of greedy self involved cunts….

I did see 5 minutes of the shit when I was changing porn DVDs and I think it was at the highligth of the night….but wouldn’t know since it was all I saw of the masturbatory shoved down our throat awarding themselves like they fucking need awards…when there are starving kids in Africa Bullshit….and real life issues at hand….waste of fucking time motherfuckers….

Either way…this Cameron Diaz Jennifer Lopez ass show made no fucking sense…but I still experienced and now so can you….

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2012

27

Feb

Sharon Stone Showing Some Nipple in her See Thru Shirt of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I think Sharon Stone erotica was a far greater successs 20 years ago when she was flashing her cunt in Basic Instinct, you know you would pause that scene and adjust he tracking hoping to see some clit….and not when she’s pushing 65 in a braless sheer shirt, but luckily nipples and see thru shirts are timeless and cross all boundaries…whether age or culturally….even when it’s just some whore with Alzheimers who forgot to put her underwear on properly cuz she was too busy pouring draino in her cereal….the aging process is a beautiful thing.


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2012

27

Feb

Kate Upton’s Carl’s Jr Ad of the Day

Let’s just hope Kate Upton wasn’t paid in free food for life for this Carl’s Jr burger campaign, because despite what you perverts who only have eyes for her big sloppy tits think, Kate Upton is not an image of perfection, she’s an Anna Nicole Smith, just waiting for her metabolism to slow down enough to explode on the scene and over her untoned ass….She’s 19, so her half nakedness is good, but seeing her promoting fast food is too close to home….too much of a glimpse into her future…that luckily tits distract me from….

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