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2012

17

Feb

Khanyi Mbau Nude Cellphone Pics of the Day

Her name is Khanyi Mbau and she is apparently a South African socialite who calls herself the Queen of bling and likely leaked these nude pics of herself for attention….

It turns out they were shot in september of last year and that they have taken a solid 6 months to get to America….like a cuban on a fucking raft…probably cuz America doesn’t give a fuck about South Africa….except maybe for it’s blood diamonds and now…for it’s queen of bling naked and black…..for Black History Month….

Sidenote, I’m not sure what’s dripping out of her pussy, but since she’s from South Africa it is safe to assume it is AIDS….

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2012

17

Feb

Miley Cyrus’ Crazy Pants for her Crazy Face of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a clown across the board….It isn’t entirely her fault…she’s been molded at a young age to equate being a dancing monkey brat for the cameras with making serious fucking cash, getting serious fucking fame, and leading to serious fucking slutty before she turned 18 to let people know she matters….until pulling that from us by turning 18 and deciding that dressing like this is better than being 16 and naked in magazines for her dad and all the other peds out there to defend as they jerked off to it….I miss the Miley that was…..

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2012

17

Feb

Amber Heard at Some Bullshit Fashion Party of the Day

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I think I am till into Amber Heard and her bisexuality even if it was just pretend to get attention and become the next Scarlett Johannsson she’s trying to be….all 60’s glamour…with not enough titty…and I’m not annoyed or offended by it like I should be….I’m buying into the hype…..I blame these pics from her S&M FASHION SHOOT and maybe a little Sex Scene in Rum Diary helps too….

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2012

17

Feb

Bahati Prinsloo Bikini Beach Video of the Day

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Since I don’t have the right to post the paparazzi pictures that are owned by 90 percent of the paparazzi agencies because the paparazzi are pretty much an organized crime ring of extortionists who like fucking people over for personal gain with inflated prices they make up of bitches who aren’t even the bitches they say they are in compromising positions…I am forced to post the video clips those same paparazzi agencies produce featuring the pics I want to post….and I’m starting to prefer it…you know cuz bikini pics are always better with some British poofter rambling on about nonsense that doesn’t matter….it makes the experience all that more three dimensional….

Either way, this may be Bahati a Victoria’s Secret model tanning between photoshoots…or it could be some random Miami bitch and really shit doesn’t matter.

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2012

17

Feb

Stephanie Pasterkamp’s Full Frontal on France TV of the Day

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I am a huge fan of foreign films cuz they are full of tits and pussy…and this shit isn’t even a film…it’s a TV show called Kaboul Kitchen from france, where they get their actors completely naked like it was softcore porn, cuz they aren’t as uptight as Americans….for all we know this could be a fucking kids show….and thats why French girls have anal on the first date….

That said…watch it and take in some culture you fucking white trash hick…..

Now the only issue is that shit’s too short and fast like most of your sex to see labia flapping in the wind…but it’s good enough for me…

Posted in:Stephanie Pasterkamp

2012

17

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Rude Angry Soon To Be Destroyed thanks to Pregnancy Cunt of the Day

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The way Hilary rides the horn is the kind of that makes me want to hunt her down and give her a third trimester abortion with my fucking tongue…or maybe my fists…cuz there’s nothing more annoying than an irritating, spoiled bitch who is slightly inconvenienced so that she throws down a fucking hissy fit using what car manufacturers install for safety not for fucking pleasure in efforts of getting her way….seriously, I get that she’s mad her pussy will never be the same again, but can’t she just listen to some Mel C and deal with her shitty life choices….Cunt…

Yes I just posted a Mel C song for Hilary Duff’s Vagina….

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2012

17

Feb

Sam Cooke is February 17th Page 3 Girl of the Day

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This isn’t the Sam Cooke your mom used to jerk off to…..

This is some slut who FHM said had the best boobs in Britain half a decade ago when she was a page 3 girl for the UK Sun back in 2006 and I guess her career just blew up so hard…..that she’s a page 3 girl again today probably trying to make rent money cuz the last 6 years have left her 25 and not rockin’ the best breasts in the UK…that just a lie FHM told her…it’s all lies people….

So here she is today….for old times and new beginnings, holding onto the one contact that answers her calls….

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2012

17

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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If you read this site….you know how i feel about the stepNEWS….it’s amazing…inspiring…rewarding…all things good in the world…by showcasing all things bad….and that works for me

Homeless Man Leaves Disturbing Love Letters For Georgia Woman
A homeless man is accused of leaving disturbing love letters for a Georgia woman, including his desires to taste her blood.

Defendant Collapses After Drinking Poison In Court
A defendant collapsed on the floor of a Florida court room after being found guilty in a trespassing claim.

Dashcam Video: Florida Girl Tased, Head Hit Concrete
A Florida girl running from a police officer in Tampa, Florida was tased and suffered brain damage after her head hit the concrete.

Caught on Tape: Florida Students In School Bus Fight
Fifteen-year-old Leah Szeluga said she was attacked on her school bus Friday and wound up getting in trouble and suspended.

Role Playing Lands Couple In Jail
A couple that was role playing their sexual fantasies on Valentine’s Day in Portland, Oregon were in court after their arrest for disorderly conduct.

Moms Brawl At Cracker Barrel Restaurant On Valentine’s Day
Two mothers got into a massive brawl at a South Haven, Mississippi Cracker Barrel restaurant and it all started over a crying baby.

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2012

17

Feb

Shay Maria Big Tits for a Sunglass Company of the Day

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She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own…

I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.

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2012

17

Feb

Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, & Erin Heatherton Run Around in Their Underwear at Alex Rodriguez’s House of the Day

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Here’s a fascinating story of lust and loss…..or not….Michael Bay is filming the Victoria’s Secret commercial at Alex Rodriguez’s house and herpes would have been had by everyone….only A-Rod’s not into the lingerie model types, they are too busy, lady like and curvy…..he like his bitches as close to man as he can get without going or admitting to be a homo….it’s a jock thing….

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