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2012

16

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger’s Whitney Houston Tribute Cuz She’s a Cunt of the DAy

I don’t think Nicole Scherzinger could be a bigger cunt….I’ve seen her on that American Idol the Next Generation shit and she’d judge kids like she was god to fucking music….like she wasn’t just a tight bodied dancer with the ability to sing a little…used to carry the pussycat dolls to being more than just a vegas show….she came with serious fucking arrogance and ego that was beyond ugly….way uglier than her hard face….and now she’s gone to jump on the Whitney Memorial bandwagon…thanking Whitney for inspiring her to sing and have this lucrative and legendary career……it’s funny…

Here are the pictures of her pantsless at the same concert….cuz as big of a cunt as she is…she’s still got a rockin body…

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2012

16

Feb

Boob Puppets is My New Favorite Thing of the Day

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I have been talking about Vagina puppets for a long time..because dressing your pussy up with eyes into it’s own personality and developing your own character with it as you make it talk by pulling your lips apart…makes for good entertainment and more importantly good artistic release…

Well apparently the PG verson of Vagina puppets is titty puppets and here are some of the pics….for you to use to encourage your girl to have a little fun with her tits….because it is the gateway body puppetry to vagina puppetry….awesome.

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2012

16

Feb

Miley Cyrus Tongue on Twitter of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus sticking out her tongue with some cleavage for those of you who are the kind of guy you find exposing yourself to young girls in the park, at the school yard, or on public transit…because looking at Miley’s tongue and getting turned on by it cuz of all the naughty things her 20 year old slutty mouth can do to you….from licking your genitals…to liking your load off her chin and titties….leaing me to think that sometimes a girl showing tongue is a good thing….

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2012

16

Feb

Pam Anderson in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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I was PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE SEX TAPE the other day and I had a new found love for Pam Anderson…it brought back memories of 1997 or 1998 when it first dropped and you had to buy the shit on VHS….in a simpler time when I could just look at her big tits and hot pussy and not hate her cry for attention, her haggard face, her hepatitis she may have caught in the filming of the shit….She was Pre Paris and Kim who ruined the celebrity sex tape for all celebrity sex tapes to come…but I still watch them…even though they annoy me….

Either way, no idea when this Pam Anderson shoot is from but they are photoshopped hot enough to make me remember the Pam Anderson of yesteryear..

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2012

16

Feb

Kelly Brook Ass for Reebok of the Day

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I don’t know why I’ve bothered with Kelly Brook so much the last few weeks…maybe it has to with her WEARING SEE THROUGH TIGHTS ….. or the fact that her unphotoshopped tits are amazing but her UNPHOTOSHOPPED ASS ISN’T

But It probably has to do with this satanic period photoshoot…..

Either way, here she is bending for Reebok.

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2012

16

Feb

Rebecca Romijn Stamos Fat Kid From My Secret Identity Bikini of the Day

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A while ago I posted the picture of REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS IN HER BIKINI ….and it turns out it was for a photoshoot for some magazine…because she’s a recent mom pushing 40 with a great body that has been tainted by the likes of the fat kid from Stand By Me….and John Stamos…leading on to believe that if you too become a has been…hot model pussy will let you cum inside them…too bad you have to be a something to become a has been…that totally ruins my chances.

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2012

16

Feb

Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Hard Body in a Bikini of the DAy

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I don’t know know why the paparazzi take pics of this Jennifer Nicole Lee bitch…I can only assume she’s married to one of them…or paying them…because she’s not famous…I mean maybe now she is thanks to the daily bikini pics she puts out….but she wasn’t before the paparazzi decided following her….which makes no sense to me cuz she LOOKS LIKE A MAN all muscular and shit….but more importantly…cuz there are hundreds of hotter equally famous exhibitionists on the beach in Miami…that old haggard strong women are better off left ignored…yet I’m linking out to her bikini pics….I’m a hypocrite….

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2012

16

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news…to inspire…or at least to make you proud to know that you’re not the biggest idiot on the planet…

ar Crashes Behind Reporter On Live TV
During a live report by WTFX/Philadelphia reporter outside a memorial service for Whitney Houston in Newark, New Jersey a pair of cars collided.

Cheerleading Coach Charged With Sex Crime
Niles North High School teacher and cheerleading coach Jeffrey L. Tackes was arrested Monday in Bensenville and charged with sexual exploitation of a child for allegedly making a girl strip for him, police said.

Woman Finds Nude Photos Of Herself On Facebook
A former Marblehead woman says she feels she was first victimized by a friend, and then by the social networking site, Facebook when nude photos of her were on the site for over a month.

Electronic Cigarette Explodes in Manâ€™s Face
In Niceville, FL, a father of three lost his teeth after an electronic cigarette exploded in his face.

Police In Standoff With Empty Car
San Diego police were in a long standoff with an empty car after suspects wanted for armed robbery escaped on I-8 in California.

Florida Deputies Arrest Half-Dressed Con
A half-dressed man is arrested after a crime spree in Venice Florida. Sheriffâ€™s Deputies day the man stole three cars during the course of the day.

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2012

16

Feb

Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini of the DAy

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I don’t really get this baby trend….especially not for these lingerie supermodels…it’s like they’ve all gone and done it…including Gisele and she wasn’t even born with a Vagina….we’re talking Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, the whole fucking roster of these money making bodies who sold their soul, pretending they have the best gig in the business, because if they say they don’t, their family back home gets killed off, because really these models are the most exploited….there’s a 9 billion dollar empire riding on their tits….

Babies fucking suck and more importantly they ruin women…and if your gig is being half naked…maybe you should stick to fucking adopting…even if you bounce back looking this good…that’s not the point…cuz we don’t know what deflated testicle mess you’re hiding in your shorts….and more importantly…now all our fucking Doutzen fantasies involve her lactating….into a babies mouth cuz she’s too busy, tired, in love and baby obessessed to lactate in our mouths….

Nothing good comes from pregnancy….I came from pregnancy….case in point

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2012

16

Feb

Alejandra Alonso Nakde in L’Official Ukraine of the Day

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Her name is Alejandra Alonso and she’s strategically naked for fashion….strategic in a bad way…you know in a way that she’s not showing any fucking nudity at all…and that she might as well be clothed in…..

The funny thing about this is that it is for L’Official the Ukraine edition…something I had no idea existed…partially cuz I’ve never been to Russia’s toilet bowl….but also because you’d think the Ukraine was one of those communist markets you don’t really bother with…you know like if it was L’Official Cuba….or L’Official shouldn’t you be waiting in line for rationed bread you fucking gymnast, figure skate, sex trade organized crime ring running mother fucker….

Goodtimess.

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