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2012

15

Feb

Christina Ricci Throwback Topless Pic of the Day

Here is a picture of CHRISTINA RICCI that I dont’ quite understand why it is recirculating ont he internet….I posted her BREAST REDUCTION SCARS back in 2008…but I figure a 5 year old picture of a bitch I once found hot, but who masacred herself to shape her tits into less of a sloppy tit, is always worth re-posting for a new generation of internet users who may have missed this the first itme……

And if you think it is a fake HERE’S THE PROOF I POSTED IN 2008 ….

What it comes down to is that I can’t believe I’ve been writing this site since 2004 and I am still not Rich or Famous…I need to restructure my life…like Christina Ricci restructured her tits…

Posted in:Christina Ricci

2012

15

Feb

Jojo Levesque Shitty Thong Slip of the Day

These are probably the dumbest pictures I’ve posted to date….and I’ve posted a lot of dumb fucking pictures…

Jojo Levesque….who at one point in her career was considered Jailbait…something I never understood…cuz just being 16 doesn’t make a bitch hot to me…but to Americans even the pussy that seems more like the beast you use bait to catch than the bait…you know unattractive, thick and acting all gutter…she’s considered hot until she turns 18….which happened and lead to her banging black dudes, to guys realizing they were crazy to find her hot like her 18th birthday sobered them up and removed the beer goggles…which lead to her falling off the map, forgotten…

The story doesn’t end there…all of a sudden she decides it is comeback tour time so she’s hitting all the malls in America to promote her album to those who still remember her…and when she was at one of these promo events….for Valentines Day…her underwear poked out of the top of her jeans…someone posted it…and other people responded excitedly…confusing the fuck out of me…cuz Jojo is at the stage of her career that people only notice her when her staged leadked pussy pics are released and even then we’re only watching to see what damage all the black guys she fucked did the last decade she hasn’t existed…

Underwear waistband doesn’t deserve this much attention….ridiculous…

I am more into this video titled Valentine’s Day Greeting for Jojo and Timo….probably better than Jojo’s Valentines Day performance…

Posted in:JoJo

2012

15

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Flashing Her Ass for Love Magazine Outtakes of the Day

My claim to fame is that 2.5 years ago, Lindsay Lohan took a liking to me and followed me on Twitter, texted me non stop and even invited me to her hotel room to watch her dance in her pajamas to her unreleased album…She cried about Ronson….I hugged her and felt her amazing tits against my chest….and then she lost interest, changed her number, unfollowed me on twitter, disappeared, went through all her court dates….was unable to land a job and I like to think both are direcly corelated….

Terry Richardson’s claim to fame is that he was a NYC hipster photographer with a trust fund and a dream…immitating artist photographers….and re-inventing it for the mainstream….losing his touch of sleaze that made him worth paying attention to in the first place…but always retaining his celebrity friends…who people want to see pics of….it’s smart marketing…

Here are the outtakes from this LOVE MAGAZINE SHOOT ….and i’m digging them….cuz Lohan’s still hot…even if she’s photoshopped and actually is a wreck…since pictures are the only interraction I have with her now….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

15

Feb

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits in March 2012 Allure Covershoot of the Day

Here is Kim Kardashian for her MARCH 2012 ALLURE COVER SHOOT …..Fuck she’s the worst..

She talks like Paris Hilton…in a way that makes me want to punch her in her ethnic monster face……

What we learned about Kim Kardashian in this video….other than that she’s got big tits and manages to squeeze her dumpy body with smoke and mirrors into looking kinda worth fucking…..even though I think everything is worth fucking is:

-She loves “Mixing like High Fashion with Low Fashion”….
-That she’s “Kinda a mix”…
-That she’s “Armenian and needs all the help she can gets”…..
-That she feels the most beautiful “In full hair and make-up”….

Awesome….insight into her life changing…nobel peace prize deserving…vapid cunt world…

The highlight in all this other than her tits is that they interviewed the make-up artist who didn’t admit that she used all the movie make up magic … she just played it cool to keep her working in the industry….

Either way….fat tits…good times…. WATCH HER SUCK OFF A BLACK DUDE IN A VIDEO THAT MADE HER FAMOUS ENOUGH TO GET AN ALLURE SHOOT

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

15

Feb

Shailene Woodley in a Bikini from the Descendants for the Oscars of the Day

This is Shailene Woodley in her bikini from a clip of the movie Oscar nominated a bunch of times over movie The Descendants….she’s in her 20s…she’s relatively a no name…but I think she’s got a team of people behind her now pushing her to be the next level…

Here is this Shailene Woodley in a shoot for VS shot by Drew Barrymore…in what should have been shot by an actual photographer….because lets face it…these miss the fucking mark.

Posted in:Shailene Woodley

2012

15

Feb

Kate Upton Dancing for the Guy Who Hates Kate Upton of the Day

There is a dude who comes to the site named “Bull Monkey”….and along with being the only reader of the site who also hates the site…he seems to fucking hate Kate Upton…..and I understand why…she’s a sloppy body…sloppy titty internet sensation that makes a mockery of modeling because she only got the cover for being as popular as she is….she is designed to sell ads and Kate Upton gets traffic….all because she’s got a big set of floppy tits…on an untoned body…average looking at best…but marketed properly….because the world knows that if you have a set of big tits…the public will respond….and no dude gay or straight in his right mind would turn down her pussy…cuz she’s got sex appeal….and here she is dancing on a photoshoot ruining that sex appeal…making me wonder why she hasn’t got video footage of her having sex yet…cuz that’s kinda more where she belongs in the world of “modeling”….not that she’s be good a sex you know based on this dancing…but I’d still like to watch it.

Here are pics of her on Letterman the other day…cuz really who wants to hear what she has to say….

Oh shit…I tricked you…here she is on Letterman to put a retard brain to those tits…

All hype…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Valentines Day was a huge failure…I decided to go to the strippers instead of fuck regular desperate chicks who I know filled up all the bars after work and by 9 were primed and ready to fuck…and it turns out that strippers celebrate love too…because at the three strip clubs we went to…one had more than two strippers….but the best looking stripper was 50 pounds overweight, orange like Snooki….and unfortunatly not as hot as Snooki and Snooki is not hot….If I live to see next year, I take my own advice…and hunt desperation.

Here’s some links as I recover from a broken heart….not in the love sense…but in the hard drinking and I feel it pounding in my neck sense…


This Robot Man is Freaking me the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Brittany Black is Sexy In Her Underwear
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2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Ranking the Loveliest Ladies Ever
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When Kids Can’t Talk Right, It’s Funny – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Make Live a Little Better, No?
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The 10 Hottest Newly Single Women
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The BAFTAs: Christina Hendricks & Emma Watson Is All You Need To Know
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Busty Blonde Gets Her Pussy Wet for the Camera
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Live Web Cam Sluts Add Some Much Needed Fun to Any Day!
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Posted in:MHD

2012

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Valentines….or what I call the easiest day of the year to get laid in North America because girls who don’t have Valentines are feeling lonely, pathetic and useless…as they should…leading to great unprotected irresponsible emotionally driven sex!

Here’s the best Valentine’s Day joke I’ve heard today on FACEBOOK :

What’s 6 Inches and won’t be getting sucked this Valentine’s Day?

Wait for it….

Whitney Houston’s crackpipe.

Here’s the best Valentines Day promotional material I’ve Seen today….

Here are the stepLINKS…..Go fuck desperate girls….I know that’s my plan….

Tim Tebow Disappoints Room Full of Kids:
‘I Did Not Have Sex With Katy Perry’
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Shakira Nearly Viciously Murdered By A Maniacal Seal!!
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Live Web Cam Sluts For Your Pleasure
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Throwback Pole Dancing Video
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Christina Hendricks is Built Like a Tank
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Kristen Dunst for Vogue Italia
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Van Halen Explains the Brown M&Ms in the Rider Rumor
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Did you watch this Dorky Chick Learn How To Masturbate Yesterday?
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Selena Gomez Small Tittie Downblouse
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Kitten Jump Brings You a LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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The 10 Worst Movies To Watch On A Date
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Micaela Schaefer is the Sluttiest DJ Ever?
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Nicki Minaj Pissed Off Catholics
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I’d Like to Get In Regina’s Vagina
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Jean Claude Van Damme Looks Like What the Fuck
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Hot New Georgia Salpa Photos
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Day Better
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Busty Girlfriend With a Vibrator – VIDEO
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2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Ranking the Loveliest Ladies Ever
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What the fuck is Ashanti Wearing
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Ashley Tisdale Upskirtv
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Taylor Swift & Gwyneth Paltrow Are Dull and Here They Are Being Dull Together
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The Trolling of a Wannabe Pornstar
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Would You Hit This Fatty?
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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Bring Carpet PDA to Bosnia (PHOTOS)
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Janini Milet is Model Material
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Slutty Pic Dump is a Great Addition to Any Day
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Brooke Would Like You To Be Her Valentine
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Hannah Hilton is Always a Fave
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Mandy and Angelina Get It On – VIDEO
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Make Love Not War: Valentine’s Day “Guns For Sex Toys� Exchange
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Happy Valentine’s Day from Playboy.com
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I Wonder What is Hiding Under This Over Sized Sweater
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Kate Upton Hit Up Letterman To Promote Her SI Cover!!
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A Random Pic Dump is Always Good for Fun
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More On Whitney Houston’s Death & Last Days
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Changing Room Stripper Fight
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Melanie is Covered in Flour
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7 of the biggest scams on Valentine’s Day
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More Lindsay Lohan LOVE Magazine Outtakes
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I’d Like to Be All Over Draya
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Ryan Reynolds Beats Tom Cruise’s Top Gear Lap
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Kendall Jenner Jailbait has Great Legs
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Floating Dollar Prank in the Hood
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Where Does this SI Rank n the Top 20?
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Seal ATTACKS Shakira. Asshole.
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Topless Nina Agdal Has Some Great Tits
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Meet a Black Person Prank in Aspen
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Mr Happy Man is Some Cool Shit
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Micela Schaefer’s Bikini Barely Covers Her Cunt
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This Chick May Have Issue Which Is All The More Reason To Want To Fuck Her…
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Finally A Celebrity Who’s Not A Cunt
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Emmy Rossum Hot Black Dress
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THE SI 2012 Swimsuit Rookies
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Kate Upton in SI of the DAy
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Jessica Gomes in SI of the Day
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Bar Refaeli in SI of the Day
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Naomi Watts in Bikinis of the Day
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Katy Perry Grammy Cameltoe
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Kate Beckinsale’s
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Some Bitch Named Holliday Grainger
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

14

Feb

Courtney Stodden’s Valentine’s Day Bikini of the Day

These staged pics of Courtney Stodden in her bikini with her husband taht I feel like an idiot calling staged because they are of Courtney Stodden and everything about her is fucking staged…even the fact that she’s 16….or that her tits are real….or anything that diverts from the truth that I’d go out and prove if I cared enough …where she’s a stripper, he’s a has been looking for media coverage or at least to give a bitch media coverage cuz he has no self esteem, likes fucking her and knows this is all he can offer…and who cares, it’s amazing…


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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2012

14

Feb

Megalyn Echikunwoke Titties in House of Lies Episode 6 of the Day

There is a show called House of Lies that I’ve never watched, but that is supposed to be the next big thing in bitches getting naked for cable TV…..like this bitch Megalyn Echikunwoke….who didn’t change her name to be more accessibe to white people….but who did get cast to be IN A BIKINI FOR 90210 prior to deciding to be a real actor…and I’m just putting this up because I like tits…but also cuz I like to support Black History Month especially on Valentine’s Day…the day created to take attention away from Black History Month…. even though every black guy I know hates black history month, cuz black history should just be absorbed into American History, andd not be segregated on the Calendar like this was a bus, public washroom, school, water fountain, restaurant, in the 50s….

Either way, Down with Valentine’s Day….Happy Black History Month…

Posted in:Megalyn Echikunwoke