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2012

22

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sluts Out for “The Client List” of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt has re-invented herself from being that fat slob we’ve seen the last few years…you know the bratty cunt who couldn’t hold her fucking own or keep a man…because let’s face it…no one likes fat chicks, especially not ones with cunty attitude cuz they were hot once in their lives and have millions in the bank….Seriously, I know people who worked her ghost show and it was cancelled cuz she was too busy complaining about what angles to shoot her at so she didn’t look fat…instead of hitting the fucking gym…

So she’s done what she shoulda done in her early 20s,but was too wholesome to do, she lost weight, made herself hot and that’s let her fat tits out of the bag and into lingerie….

This is the kind of career move I appreciate when a bitch matures and realizes what the whole point of her is to begin with…..

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2012

22

Mar

Tulisa Contostavlos Sex Tape is Legit of the Day

If you had the chance to see a pretty great blowjob given by chubby, try hard, barely a popstar, X-Factor judge who is on her quest to get famous in America via the tried tested and true Bikini Pics/Sex Tape Way…..it turns out the video was legit. So I hope you downloaded your copy, cuz it is being erased from the internet.

You see in every bottom feeding celebrity hustle to the top, there are leaked pics and videos, some are left out there to linger, others are taken down within 5 minutes like they never happened….

This Tulisa shit, was down faster than you could say her long, drawn out, greek anal loving name….so I know her fat titty and cock tip licking while hand jobbing hustle was her….

I just didn’t want to say it, cuz these no names are the fast ones to sue, that’s the same reason I won’t host her shit, but I’ll watch it whenever I need to be reminded of her real skill set,

I love just who suck dick on camera and who refers to sucking dick like a little whore on camera as “an intimate moment” in 2008.

Watching a bitch justify slutting out with “Long Term Relationships” and “knowing a dude a long time”….is amazing…cuz she’s still a fucking whore I saw suck dick….

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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2012

22

Mar

Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day

Whenever I see Paris Hilton in a bikini, even if it is an attention seeking, “notice me”, kind of bikini moment, I envision the boat sinking, a shark attacking, the pool drain sucking her to the bottom while there’s no life guard on duty, or even a sniper confusing her for…well…Paris Hilton…the garbage of society while being high society…rich, spoiled, useless, who’s legacy on the world….the only good thing she’s done…is tricked all girls into thinking filming themselves fuck will get them famous….and despite feeling passionate about wanting someone to exterminate her, I gotta give her props, cuz making girls think they need to film themselves fuck to make it, makes for good times for anyone who gets to see the video, even if it fucking sucks.

She doesn’t matter…..even in her bikini.

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2012

22

Mar

Kate Upton Skullcandy Titties of the Day

If you are a smart marketer trying to reach dudes between the ages of 16-29….Kate Upton is your girl. This internet sensation, who kills it on every guy blog out there, from hip hop sites, to frat boy sites, is considered by the masses to be really fucking relevant….

Since I sit on the fringes and I’m full of hate, all I see is Anna Nicole Smith at 19….busty as fuck, stripping in texas befoer marrying the billionaire and ending up 300 fucking pounds….

It’s the same negativity that when I leave the house on a hot day, my first thought is, OMG we’re all gonna die, the world is gonna blow up, 2012 is fucking real, thank fucking god, I’ve wanted the apocalypse the last 20 years, cuz humans are fucking shitty……

But even knowing her dark, sad future, I can always appreciate a 19 year old with DDs, even if the rest of her is soft, doughy and on a one way ticket to fat chick….and I guess so can everyone else….because they know how to live in the moment or some shit…fucking hippies.

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2012

22

Mar

Rita Rusic Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, like yesterday when I caught a busty, hot ass bitch breast feeding in the park….I see a new mom, or even an old mom, who I assume had a C-Section when giving birth, who renews my faith in the whole pregnancy and birthing process, you know makes me feel hopeful that the shit doesn’t ruin a woman, and turn her into a fat slob with a fat sloppy cunt, that even her pussy husband who loves her unconditionally cuz he’s a faggot can’t stomach…

You know the kind of lazy bitch who feels entitled cuz she is so busy with the kids all day, probably eating cakes all day, only to blame her ass being that big on the pregnancy….

This Rita Rusic bitch half naked, is one of those times. In her biking at 60, slamming as fuck, and showing off her tit, it’s like she’s practically still a college girl, except of the wrinkles, and grey pubic hair…..

She’s BEEN IN A BIKINI before….and she’s in one again…Good times.

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2012

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about meeting a girl in white pants, is knowing she’s not on her period.

Here is the Morning Hangover Dump…

Baby Laughing Down the Stairs
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The 25 Hottest Marketable Female Athletes
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Free Cam Shows. Thursday is Getting Better Already
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Obnoxious Fan Gets Owned – VIDEO
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Lana is Definitely Lovely
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‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Is Getting Implants, Too, Now
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because a Real Job Needs to Be Left to The Pros
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Amateur Uses Her Mobile Phone as a Vibrator – VIDEO
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The 50 Best Action Stars In Movie History
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2012

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sexting some slut and wanted to write something like I want to stick my french bread in her buttery cunt, but I accidentally wrote “Butter cunt”…..and passed out…only for her to think I was doing a “Butter face” but about her vagina…you know she’s good but her cunt….that shit is mangled and likely a mom of 3…..now she won’t talk to me.

Butter cunt ruined my self shot nude ring.

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Rihanna’s Sexiest Twitpics.
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Some Nutcase on X-Factor Killing it ON Stage
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1954 Sophia Lauren Dancing Big Titties
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7 Minutes Of This Chick Sucking Cock? Where Do I Sign Up?
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Demi Moore Photoshopped to Shit
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Live Web Cams Will Make Your Day a Whole Lot Better
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8 Playboy Covers That Were a Huge Turn Off
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Beth Behrs In A Bikini
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I’m Gonna Try and Say This in the Nicest Way Possible. Jessica Simpson is Fucking Disgusting
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Mariana is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Implants Save Shitty Tits.
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Amanda Seyfried is Banging Josh Hartnett – Who Cares! She Needs Tighter Pants
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Human Birdwings – Nuts.
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Ana Beatriz Barros Reminds Me To Jerk Off
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They Shoulda Killed Him Instead of Put Make-Up on Him
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Girlfriends Wet Pussy
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The 25 Hottest Marketable Female Athletes
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Ray J Has a Shit Load of Whitney Houstan Sex Tapes. Uh Oh….
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Kelly Hall Watching a Movie, Is Naked
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Ohhh Some Vintage Pam Anderson!
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Mariann Gavelo Has One Hot Ass
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Naked Family Arrest in a Parking Lot. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Busty Bombshell Yoko Matsugane
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Coco’s Tits, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Johnny Depp May Be Bangin One of the Olsen Twins…
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Bikinis & Beds! Rihanna’s Sexiest Twit Pics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Nicole Richie Tits in a Tight Dress
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Mexican Horse Tries to Fly and Fucking Body Slams a Motherfucker.
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Wheelchair Bungee
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Jennifer Lawrence, Tiitie Fuck Cleavage And A Blow Job Mouth
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Ali Landry is Lookin Hot
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Here’s a GIF You Will Want to Watch Alllllllll Day Long
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13 Films in 30 Seconds
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Cassia Riley Brings the Hotness
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Celebrities Whose Weight Keeps Going Up And Down
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Janessa and Her Friend Get It On
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Women Can Orgasm From Just Exercise – Science
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Naked Teen Beauty Talia
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Some Super Sexy Surfer Girls – VIDEO
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Man I Love When Girls Don’t Wear Pants
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Obnoxious Fan Gets Owned
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Ashley Tisdale Wet Bikini Ass Crack
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Plane Landing After Engine Dies….Nutso
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Irina Shayk is Sexy, God Damn
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Some Pole Dance Awesomeness – VIDEO
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Tara Reid Looks High
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I’d Like Andy Valentino to Be All Mine
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Guess Who Went to Rehab?
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Kate Upton Busts Out The Super Cleavage For Skullcandy
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Jennifer Nicole Lee And The Ultimate Goal For Women, Dress Like A Whore
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Bruce Lee Style Painting Weirdness
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This Redhead’s Back Pack Really Makes Me Believe She’s a Student When Getting Fucked
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Katherine Heigl’s Big Naked Ass in Prince Valiant!
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Raquel Santos Spreads Her Pussy in Penthouse…
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Christina Milian Pumps Gas
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Emma Watson Taking off her Robe…
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Sienna Miller AIDS Ass in Jeans
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Webcam Star of the Day and Her Vagina
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2012

21

Mar

Imogen Thomas White Bikini in Thailand of the Day

You wanna know what I like….White bikinis.

It doesn’t matter who they are on. It doesn’t matter whether I know their name, their age or their fucking biography. It doesn’t matter what their measurements are, what size their tits are, how fat their asses are, their hip to waist ratio or even whether they have all their limbs, organs, or are dying of a terminal disease…

All that matters is the white bikini. Especially when it gets wet.


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2012

21

Mar

Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Measured of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is fucking….or how much she’s paying for the paparazzi to follow her around like she matters….because she doesn’t….she’s just struggling to get into tabloids later in life…because she used to be fat….prior to turning into a dude…all ripped and testosterone filled…to the point that I can only assume she’s had her women sex organs removed in order to get better tone….like all fat chicks who lose weight and think it is important for the world to be annoyed by their celebration of not being a fat chick anymore…

I get that she shows off her implants and ass, is on the beach daily, and today, gets measured by while the paparazzi take pics…..but there are real celebrities I’d rather see pulling more creative publicity stunts than this dude.

It’s cheap. It’s not hot and the whole thing is very fucking upsetting.


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2012

21

Mar

Tara Reid Face Close Up in Video of the Day

The world needs more close up video of Tara Reid’s face. You know after years of partying and hard living, there’s a whole lot of stories present in each line, bag, discoloration and saggy skinned crevice.

You know it has taken her years of abuse, drugs, booze, sleepless nights, facials (not the beauty salon kind) to leave remnants of a youthful hot chick damaged, tired and ready for a nap…and that needs to be celebrated.

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