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2012

17

Feb

Sam Cooke is February 17th Page 3 Girl of the Day

This isn’t the Sam Cooke your mom used to jerk off to…..

This is some slut who FHM said had the best boobs in Britain half a decade ago when she was a page 3 girl for the UK Sun back in 2006 and I guess her career just blew up so hard…..that she’s a page 3 girl again today probably trying to make rent money cuz the last 6 years have left her 25 and not rockin’ the best breasts in the UK…that just a lie FHM told her…it’s all lies people….

So here she is today….for old times and new beginnings, holding onto the one contact that answers her calls….

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2012

17

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

If you read this site….you know how i feel about the stepNEWS….it’s amazing…inspiring…rewarding…all things good in the world…by showcasing all things bad….and that works for me

Homeless Man Leaves Disturbing Love Letters For Georgia Woman
A homeless man is accused of leaving disturbing love letters for a Georgia woman, including his desires to taste her blood.

Defendant Collapses After Drinking Poison In Court
A defendant collapsed on the floor of a Florida court room after being found guilty in a trespassing claim.

Dashcam Video: Florida Girl Tased, Head Hit Concrete
A Florida girl running from a police officer in Tampa, Florida was tased and suffered brain damage after her head hit the concrete.

Caught on Tape: Florida Students In School Bus Fight
Fifteen-year-old Leah Szeluga said she was attacked on her school bus Friday and wound up getting in trouble and suspended.

Role Playing Lands Couple In Jail
A couple that was role playing their sexual fantasies on Valentine’s Day in Portland, Oregon were in court after their arrest for disorderly conduct.

Moms Brawl At Cracker Barrel Restaurant On Valentine’s Day
Two mothers got into a massive brawl at a South Haven, Mississippi Cracker Barrel restaurant and it all started over a crying baby.

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2012

17

Feb

Shay Maria Big Tits for a Sunglass Company of the Day

She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own…

I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.

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2012

17

Feb

Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, & Erin Heatherton Run Around in Their Underwear at Alex Rodriguez’s House of the Day

Here’s a fascinating story of lust and loss…..or not….Michael Bay is filming the Victoria’s Secret commercial at Alex Rodriguez’s house and herpes would have been had by everyone….only A-Rod’s not into the lingerie model types, they are too busy, lady like and curvy…..he like his bitches as close to man as he can get without going or admitting to be a homo….it’s a jock thing….


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2012

17

Feb

Christ Brown Partying with Stripper Ass of the Day

We have learned one thing from Chris Brown….who I like to call Christ Brown because he had the chance to punch Rihanna in the face and took it…while we just say we would punch her in the face if we met her…when really most of us would revert to groupie mode and try to make her our friend…..

Is that everyone is a fucking liar and full of fucking shit…that they all get passionate when he beat the bitch and went off about how evil he is for beating the bitch…but after a couple years girls are instead wishing Chris Brown was beating them….

He’s paved the way for women beaters everywhere….he proves that women beaters can be the icons they are meant to be….he proves that women beating is part of our heritage and at our core both men and women know that is what we’re supposed to do….it’s just social formalities and laws prevent us from doing it….all oppressive……that or the public collectively hates Rihanna too and think he’s some kind of war hero for taking one for the team…

Who cares….he’s into dumpy women….whether he beats them or not….groupie women would let him beat them…he’s still money making and award winning….and bringing this stripper back to his hotel room for an after party…he’s got it all figured out.


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2012

17

Feb

Brittney Palmer UFC Girl in Playboy of the Day

Britney Palmer busted out her Bald Pussy Muscles and titty muscles for her muscular photoshoot for Playboy that she probably agreed to do becuase back when she was a Magician’s Assistant at the Aladdin Hotel in Vegas in ’06 and the Soloist at the X Burlesque at the Flamingo….this Vegas Showgirls dream was just that….to one day be on the cover a Playboy and it happened for her all because of a small multi billion dollar sport called UFC….where closet cased jocks, raging on steroids watch men wrestle half naked….only to be distracted between rounds by this body….and you know what…any girl living out her dream of being naked….is a girl I am into endorsing…..


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2012

17

Feb

Kate Moss Hot for W Magazine of the Day

Here is a hot fucking photoshoot of Kate Moss for W magazine…I don’t know what I like so much about it….I think it’s probably got something to do with Kate Moss being in it…since I’m her number 1 fan….or at least I think I am because I generally hate everyone, but her willingness to live a rockstar life, get drunk and high, not give a fuck about being naked whether paid or unpaid, her love for unprotected sex just touches me at my core….I think we may be soul mates who will never meet….I even gave her a BIRTHDAY NIPPLE RETROSPECTIVE and I generally don’t remember my own birthday….She’s the real fucking deal…here is her dirty cunt wrapped in high fashion underwear….

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2012

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fell asleep while having sex yesterday. I blame obesity, sleep apnea, low sex drive, desensitization…..the funniest thing is that the whore was hot and it fucked with her ego so she took my wallet probably only to find it was a stunt wallet cuz I’m as broke as I am broken….

I think a herpe is growing on my dick but then again it could just be Nicki Minaj teeth…..

This hangover is the best.

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When Old Men Fight Back – VIDEO
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the Hottest Wives and girlfriends of Sports Players For All of the 2000’s
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Free Cams To Give You a Sexy Friday
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nikki
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Watching This F22 Fly is Kinda Insane, I Gotta Say
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Khloe Kardashian Basically Admits She Has No Clue Who Her Real Dad Is
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Live Web Cams That You Will Love
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Web Cam Slut Tries to Lick Her Own Pussy – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest MILFs on TV
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2012

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I missed viral video opportunity at the coffee shop. A crazy man ordered a potato salad and started making a sandwich…then asked me if I minded if he ate it cuz he believes in democracy and felt the importance to take a vote……I shoulda brought him out drinking…would have been a life changing experience…Drinking time to make more memories I’ll quickly forget….

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Chris Brown’s New Pickup Line Presented By Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini
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Victoria Beckham Has David Beckham By the Balls
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Live Camera Shows Will Drive You Wild
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Kate Upton Bouncing Tit Supercut Video
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No – Kate Upton Hasn’t Died Yet – She’s Fucking Everywhere
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Jordan Carver Probably Shouldn’t Use Her Teeth When Doing This
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Pregnant Hilary Duff Gives Me Boners
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Kate Moss is fucking Hot in this Photoshoot
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Frozen Canal Fail
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Ridiculous Huge Tits
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Before and After Fat Chick Pics….Will remind you why fat is disgusting
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Kate Upton is Bouncing and It’s Fantastic
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Fact Vs. Fiction: Do Actors Keep It Real When They Play Themselves?
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Super Hot Nicole Scherzinger Concert Pics
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Blake Lively Had to Get a Restraining Order
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Roxanna is Bending Over in Short Jean
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Lauren Brant is a Bikini Babe
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They Don’t Call It the Heart Attack Grill For Nothing
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Sexy
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This Naked Hottie is Super Flexible
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20 Sexiest Sport Hotties We Wish Would Lose a Bikini Bet
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The Top 5 Videos Of Naked Oscar Nominees
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Cate Blanchette is Still Totally Bangable
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Grandmas Udders Anyone?
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Beware of the Purity Bear!!! – VIDEO
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WHICH SORORITY SLUT WILL BE BEST IN SHOW? – VIDEO
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And MORE Blake Lively
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Priscila Monroe is Sexy Au Natural
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The Most Amazing Ass You Will See All Day
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Emma Glover And Emily O’Hara 4 Nuts
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This One is For All You Chubby Chasers
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Pervy Profiling: Male TSA Agents Target “Attractive Women� For Multiple Body Scans
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Sophie Dee and Katja Get It On
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Giant Tits Save Life In Car Accident
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Eva Angel Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Wheelchair Drifting – VIDEO
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I Love a Hottie in a Fur Coat
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Alex Morgan is Leggy and Sparkly
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Suck It! Bitch!
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Candice Swanepoel Is Cozy Like A Furry Rabbit
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7 of the Worst Marriage Proposal Fails of All-Time
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Nicki Minaj is an Idiot and I Hate Her – VIDEO
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Victoria Beckham Looks Like She is Dying
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Steven Colbert is Dead
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Helen Flanagan Big Tits And Possible Bare Pussy Upskirt. You Decide.
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Blake Lively’s Looking Hot at an Event
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Belen Rodriguez and Her Inevitable Panty Flash
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Just One More Joint? Why Quit Now? You’re 69 Fucking Years Old!
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Taylor Momsen in Lace all Slutty and Hot
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Megan Fox Hot Legs
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Weird Tire
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Nicki Minaj Booty
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College Pussy
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You Think Jessica Alba Likes Anal? Here’s Proof…
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A Look Into Christina Aguilera’s House – I Bet She has a Big Kitchen
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Dubstep Hipster Cat
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Kate Upton Tits for Letterman
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Gretchen Rossi Bikini Cameltoe
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Miss Universe Bikini Candids
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Sophie TUrner ASs and Tits Posed Awesome
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Alyssa Millr is a Hot Bikini Model in a Blazer
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2012

16

Feb

Adele Sex Tape of the Day

Adele is fat. Adele pretends her album is about her breaking up with a bad relationship, what she doesn’t say is that bad relationship was with cake……

More importanlty Adele is rumored to be in a sex tape….not necessarily with that chocolate cake…

She once said last week that she doesn’t have to dress like a hooker, to which I said because no one wants to see her dressed like a hooker, because she is fat….but all fat jokes aside, I was lying because it turns out I’d love to see this pudgy vocalist show the world why she really had throat surgery last year….it was thanks to deep thraoting…

I can’t be sure if it is her…but it sure as hell looks about right….same fat chin and eagerness to be fed….which is what I’m worried this is actually what the pics are of….her at the Mcdonald’s drive thru to eager to get the big mac in her than it looks like she’s about to squirt….

Again….this may not be her…..it probably isn’t her but fat chicks always try to impress their lovers and go the extra mile to please them…so it could be her…

THanks fahdouch for the pics….


TURNS OUT THE SEX TAPE IS A LIE AS I EXPECTED BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE FAKE ADELE SEX TAPE -> There’s a Lot of “FUCK ME DADDY” and “MOMMY WILL NEVER FIND OUT” and “IT FEELS GOOD IN MY SPECIAL PLACE” and “OH DADDY IT’S SO BIG” and “YOUR STRETCHING ME OUT” and “THE BOYS DON’T DO IT LIKE YOU” in it….and along with that incest there’s a lot of Sleep Apnea Lookin’ Neck….
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