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2012

16

Feb

Belen Rodriguez in the Weirdest Underwear I’ve ever Seen of the DAy

I don’t know anything about Belen Rodriguez, I did a post on her GREAT TITS FOR SOME MAGAZINEZ back in 2007….but I can’t keep track of every bitch I post pictures of…I’m too much of a crackhead drunk for that….but what I can do is say she’s wearing the weirdest fucking underwear I have ever fucking seen and I’ve seen my fair share of weird underwear…this shit must be strapped around her shoulders like some underwear overalls….because it’s the only thing that makes sense and I’ve decided my new favorite hobby is awkwardly staring at a bitch’s panties trying to figure out what the fuck’s going on with them….it’s even better than trying to take them off with my mouth….because I’m always scared my computer screen is gonna electrocute me when I do that…

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2012

16

Feb

Guess the Nipples of the Day

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This is a trick question….cuz she’s such an irrelevant nobody that doesn’t matter…so useless that she has to show off her hard nipples for people to talk about her….so desperate that she works the most embarrassing show on TV for what I can only assume is free…and they keep her around because of her willingness to do anything for attention reminding people that the show is more than just a filler recycled concept that is used to fill digital cable hours of ghetto programming… it’s also a novelty act staring a clown with hard nipples…This isn’t news…this isn’t interesting….but it is nipples and nipples always win…and since I hate games, I find them humiliating…the nipples belong to the ever pathetic….Annalynne McCord….

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2012

16

Feb

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here is funny named hot bodied Behati Prinsloo….a Victoria’s Secret immigrant model they likey kidnapped and pay by showing her videos of her family with burlap sacks over their heads ready to be murdered if she doesn’t walk to runway or do an instore appearace…cuz it’s a billion dollar empire that can’t afford to have one model fall off track….

She’s on the beach in a bikini and doesn’t really need much else said about her…cuz she’s pretty substantial on her own…

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2012

16

Feb

Taylor Momsen’s Slutty New Music Video of the Day

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Taylor Momen dropped a new musiv video and she’s wearing her underwear in it….the song looks boring cuz I watched it on mute….and thus the video lacks a little her shoving inanimate things in her cunt so people notice her…she was so much better at being slutty pre-18….when it mattered…now she’s lost her touch….and with that her relevance…that in her defense was really only being a half naked slut who wasn’t 18….

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2012

16

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger’s Whitney Houston Tribute Cuz She’s a Cunt of the DAy

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I don’t think Nicole Scherzinger could be a bigger cunt….I’ve seen her on that American Idol the Next Generation shit and she’d judge kids like she was god to fucking music….like she wasn’t just a tight bodied dancer with the ability to sing a little…used to carry the pussycat dolls to being more than just a vegas show….she came with serious fucking arrogance and ego that was beyond ugly….way uglier than her hard face….and now she’s gone to jump on the Whitney Memorial bandwagon…thanking Whitney for inspiring her to sing and have this lucrative and legendary career……it’s funny…

Here are the pictures of her pantsless at the same concert….cuz as big of a cunt as she is…she’s still got a rockin body…

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2012

16

Feb

Boob Puppets is My New Favorite Thing of the Day

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I have been talking about Vagina puppets for a long time..because dressing your pussy up with eyes into it’s own personality and developing your own character with it as you make it talk by pulling your lips apart…makes for good entertainment and more importantly good artistic release…

Well apparently the PG verson of Vagina puppets is titty puppets and here are some of the pics….for you to use to encourage your girl to have a little fun with her tits….because it is the gateway body puppetry to vagina puppetry….awesome.

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2012

16

Feb

Miley Cyrus Tongue on Twitter of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus sticking out her tongue with some cleavage for those of you who are the kind of guy you find exposing yourself to young girls in the park, at the school yard, or on public transit…because looking at Miley’s tongue and getting turned on by it cuz of all the naughty things her 20 year old slutty mouth can do to you….from licking your genitals…to liking your load off her chin and titties….leaing me to think that sometimes a girl showing tongue is a good thing….

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2012

16

Feb

Pam Anderson in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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I was PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE SEX TAPE the other day and I had a new found love for Pam Anderson…it brought back memories of 1997 or 1998 when it first dropped and you had to buy the shit on VHS….in a simpler time when I could just look at her big tits and hot pussy and not hate her cry for attention, her haggard face, her hepatitis she may have caught in the filming of the shit….She was Pre Paris and Kim who ruined the celebrity sex tape for all celebrity sex tapes to come…but I still watch them…even though they annoy me….

Either way, no idea when this Pam Anderson shoot is from but they are photoshopped hot enough to make me remember the Pam Anderson of yesteryear..

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2012

16

Feb

Kelly Brook Ass for Reebok of the Day

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I don’t know why I’ve bothered with Kelly Brook so much the last few weeks…maybe it has to with her WEARING SEE THROUGH TIGHTS ….. or the fact that her unphotoshopped tits are amazing but her UNPHOTOSHOPPED ASS ISN’T

But It probably has to do with this satanic period photoshoot…..

Either way, here she is bending for Reebok.

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2012

16

Feb

Rebecca Romijn Stamos Fat Kid From My Secret Identity Bikini of the Day

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A while ago I posted the picture of REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS IN HER BIKINI ….and it turns out it was for a photoshoot for some magazine…because she’s a recent mom pushing 40 with a great body that has been tainted by the likes of the fat kid from Stand By Me….and John Stamos…leading on to believe that if you too become a has been…hot model pussy will let you cum inside them…too bad you have to be a something to become a has been…that totally ruins my chances.

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