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2012

10

Feb

AJ Michalka’s Intense Twitter Pic of the Day

Here is an inspirational post for all your nobody’s out there…remember that no matter how insignificant you may be…and no matter how hard you tried to be a big deal in your life, career, hometown only to have it not really pan out as you wanted it to….you’ll be okay….as long as you’ve got a good set of tits….You’ll get by…..and there will always be a bald awkward looking dude willing to “personal train you”….cuz other strategies of getting pussy didn’t work for him so he had to re-work his career and become a personal trainer so that girls talk to him….and if all works out fall in love with him……cuz he gets to know them so well and they trust him with their bodies…and even if they don’t fall for him…he gets great vantage points of their pussy in a variety of positions….that he can jerk off to….and yes I tured a post of a hot enough bitch in tight clothes into a post on her bald personal trainer….

So while you pick up the broken pieces of your life….here’s AJ Michalka, some failed Disney star at the gym in tight clothes picking up her life….

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2012

10

Feb

Jennifer Nicole Lee in Some Valentine’s Day Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

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Here are some Valentines Day inspired pictures of Jennifer Nicole Lee in some lingerie to remind you that if you’re alone thie High Love Holiday season…cuz you are unlucky with women…don’t beat yourself up over it…don’t commit suicide…cuz cry about how lonely you are…cuz just around the corner is a tranny who will fuck you up the ass….or even free….cuz tranny’s are way less picky….like you they just seek acceptance for being different…and when you scrape away all the girl hair…and girl make-up….you got yourself a dude who you can relate to on a dude level….without all the girl bullshit…

Now most of you don’t know who Jennifer Nicole Lee is…and that’s probably a good thiing….but if you’re wondering she’s some fitness bitch who is always topless or in thong’s in bikinis in Miami cuz like all trannies she seeks attention…glamour and fame….

Here are those pics….

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2012

10

Feb

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

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VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……

Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics….even though THESE PICS OF KURKOVA IN A THONG BIKINI ARE BETTER ….

2012

10

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news….to get inpsired by….

Some Kid Wins a Contest but the Prize it at Risk of Being Revoked because it is Being Considered a Gange Sign

Woman Says Breast Implants Saved Her Life
Brazilian-born model Sheyla Hershey credits her breast implants for acting as airbags when she craned her car while driving drunk in Texas.

Teacher Accused of Sex With Student
Police have charged 27 year-old Ashley Jean Campbell with sexual abuse of a minor after they say the former teacher had sex with a 16 year-old male student.

Random Acid Attack Leaves Mom Nearly Blind
A horrifying acid attack has left a single mother of two from Northfield Township nearly blind. Meanwhile, her attacker is still on the loose.

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2012

10

Feb

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Oh shit….old bitches from movies who I’ve never found hot are in bathing suits for a movie they are filming…and for some reason I’m posting it…probably cuz I am addicted to posting celebrity bikini pics…all while I know if I want to see hot half naked bikini hotness I just need to use the internet…Maybe I’m doing to for Sean Penn…you know to give him something to jerk off to while visiting the site…cuz I know we don’t need to look at 40 and 50 year olds in bathing suits and react like it is a good thing….we aren’t coaching an geriatric aquarobic class….staring at this shit isn’t our job…we are free to find actual hot girls in bikinis and that’s what I’m going to do….starting with Facebook vacation albums…#anxiously-awaiting-spring-break-bikini-influx-on-FB….

Word.

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2012

10

Feb

Morgane Dubled in La Perla of the Day

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Here’s a 27 year old model I have never heard about because despite wanting to fuck models….or at least have them sit on my face…I’m no expert on models…but her name is Morgane Dubled, she’s a big model who used to work for the Devils at Victoria’s Secret before being poached by higher end lingerie companies, she’s from France, french girls have anal on the first date….

Tis the fucking season….

Happy Valentines Day….the holiday used to take attention away from what is important…Black History Month.

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2012

10

Feb

Bar Refaeli Drunk Legs on Twitter of the Day

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Here’s hot Jewish party slut turned model turned celebrity fucker turned cokehead Bar Refaeli posting pics of her legs on twitter as she lays in bed getting liquored up….cuz you can take the party slut out of the party and pay her millions to get half naked so that she can rejoin the party on a more exclusive level….but you can’t take the slut out of the slut…..She’s almost posed the way I like them….except with less restraints, dazed medicated looks on her face, and black eyes.. I’m just joking. Or am I? Who cares. The internet made me this monster.

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2012

10

Feb

Reese Witherspoon’s Shitty Dumpy Legs of the Day

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I hate on Reese Witherspoon for one reason and one reason only…..she’s the fucking devil and I need to bring her down…everyone thinks she’s this great mother, wholesome housewife who was cheated on and forced to remarry….when I know she’s a fucking movie star…and all movie stars…despite how many pictures of them you see going to church on Sundays…are vapid, spoiled, rude, disgusting, money grubbing whores….trash that if they actually cared wouldn’t be practicing lines in the mirror…but would instead be helping save AIDS babies for an organization or some shit….

Here are her shitty legs….to remind you that despite all her working out…she’s still disgusting.

DOWN WITH WITHERSPOON….

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2012

10

Feb

Taryn Manning Tits in Some Shit You’ve Never Heard Of of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone even knows who Taryn Manning is anymore….she’s barely a celebrity…she’s barely in movies…and the movies she seems to be in are shit you have never heard of like this “The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll”….where she showed some nipple…

I only know about Taryn Manning because I am Facebook friends with her, or I was….before SHE GOT MAD AT ME AND CALLED ME A CREEP …

I guess you’d be bitter too if you were ugly and had shitty tits you were exposing to pay the rent cuz no one cares about you…..

Here’s some THROWBACK BIKINI PICS THAT WERE STAGED ….if you care…

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2012

10

Feb

Bikini Ice Fishing Video of the Day

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Basic logic tells me that everything is better when in a bikini….it gets more youtube views…it draws more attention to yourself…it is the basis of Victoria’s Secret, SI and every low level celebrity with hired paparazzi strategy…..and now the bikini has gone ice fishing…and as much as I love bikinis and write about all things bikini…I’m kinda more into actual vagina…exposed and flapping in the fucking wind with icecicles hanging off the shit….like a homeless man’s nicotine and snot stained beard as he begs for changed on the coldest day of the year…but I guess this is good enough effort…

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