Jennifer Aniston brought her hungry for babies 45 year old uterus to GQ to promote what I assume is a new movie…and I am not complaining because I think Jennifer Aniston’s body is fucking amazing for any age…I saw that movie with Adam Sandler and Brooklyn Decker where they were both in compeitive bikinis and I was more into Aniston….which is saying a lot cuz I Fucking hate Aniston’s face…and everything she fucking stands for….cuz I think she thinks she’s hotter than she is and that always leads to serious cunt behavior…that for some reason never matters when half naked…but always matters when forced to look at her clothed…making this a borderline acceptable way to take this trashy cunt even though she’s greek and probably sticks to anal in…..Thanks GQ for the good times…next time get her pantsless and spread eagled….keep up the good work….
I kinda love Paz De La Huerta or PAZ dela Huerta depending on your socio economic background….and I’m disappointed she’s been kicked off Boardwalk Empire….because watching her naked….all 1920s hipster bush and great tits exposed in some of the best nudity on TV but the good news is that she’s always fucking naked…from previous shoots with her exposed asshole….to other movies…she knows she’s a good fucking thing….so this Flaunt magazine video might as well be fashion porn…or maybe all fashion might as well be considered porn…..cuz I can jerk off to it…but more importantly….it might as well be considered Paz De La Huerta’s not giving up or giving in to the rejection from her biggest gig….and I love it. Titties fucking everywhere.
There is a few thing I like to see when I leave my house during the day….one is women who are too old to be wearing leggings or tights wearing leggings or tights…you know cuz you know they think they have the body that can handle tights…all trying to stay young and hot…and the other is women who wear tights or leggings that are one or two sizes too small…cuz when you think you’re hot and tight bodied…the last thing you want to do is admit to being a medium…thus squeezing into a small or x-small….like you were still 16….leading to fabric so stretched out it becomes a fucking sheer might as well not be rocking pants at all situation….it’s even better when bitch wears pink underwear….to really draw attention to herself….
So V Magazine is prepping us with this preview…for what is going to be a very fucking busty shoot with Kate Upton who is at the top of her game and taking it all in because she knows that one day soon her metabolism is going to slow down…her gut and ass are going to catch up with her tits and starving herself and working out won’t have a fucking chance….cuz that’s what becoming a woman going, all fertile and post-puberty is all about….being this bust at 19, evn with all the hormones in the food will end in disaster…but disaster hasn’t struck yet, so think of this as sipping a cocktail on the beach in Haiti a few months before the earthquake…if you know what I mean….if you don’t…then let me put it this way….disaster is coming…so enjoy this while it fucking lasts…
Megan Fox may not be acting all that much anymore…and her decision to sympathise with her kidnapper like she was Patty Hearst, only to take it to another level of criminal, by marrying the fucker….who we can understand she had a crush on growing up, and who we can understand has a big dick that was a novelty to fuck, but that we can’t understand why a bitch at her prime would fuck up her image to such an extreme that no one wanted to touch her…all to make a jealous failure from 90210 feel secure…while she shoulda been out fucking A-Listers and really securing her fucking future…so that she wouldn’t have to do model jobs for Korean brands you never heard of….you know bottom feeding to maintain a lifestyle…cuz sometimes major life decisions can fuck you up the ass….
If you’ve seen this clip of KIM KARDASHIAN SUCKING BLACK DICK TO BECOME THE FAMOUS TWAT SHE IS TODAY…thanks to her mother’s encouragement….her spoiled brat hunger for money and to be the center of attention….then you may know that the black dick she’s sucking was rumored to be fucking Whitney Houston leading me to think that maybe the drowning…with the help of Paris Hilton….who has the master key of all Hilton hotel rooms….which coincidentally is where Whitney drowned….and where later that day Kim Kardashian brought out huge cleavage and her ethnic face….for the cameras and a Britney Spears photo opportunity….it only makes sense she fucking did it…..at the scene of the crime, angry Whitney was into her man, only to try to steal some of the attention from Whitney to shine the bright lights and cameras on her….it’s an egotistical, narcissistic, Kim Kardashian perfect murder….
Here are her tits celebrating her getting away with it.
I just watched the Grammy’s so I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that they photoshopped 74 pounds off her….
See I get that Adele is a talent, I have ears…I hear it…but when she performs I wish I didn’t have eyes…I wish I was Stevie Wonder up in here…because as a hater of fat chicks…all I could wonder is how much soft serve ice cream she already ate out of her Grammy within the first hour of having it….
I’m judgemental and feel there is an importance in giving women a negative body image in order to lower their self esteem as well as encourage their fitness and starvation as to not be fat…all while getting me laid….
It’s simple logic….and here is Grammy star winner Adele’s simple cleavage….probably the highlight of her body….possibly the reason her boyfriend dumped her to inspire her award winning album….who cares…
“Wasn’t she the girl who could sing high pitched or something”….it pretty much the words of genius that came out of Coco’s hooker/stripper mouth when asked about Whitney at the Grammy’s….
I didn’t think she was the brain…she’s more of the ridiculous tits and ass who doesn’t annoy me, because she embraces her life and realizes she’s a novelty act who looks like a novelty toy….pretty much a clown and from my experiece, you should never hate on a clown…or they will MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN
Either way, here are her tits in Vegas…where she belongs…cuz it houses many escorts, showgirls, and washed up pussy who think they are living the dream….and she’s wearing a hot dress..
I hate award shows….especially ones used as a jerk off fest for the 15 songs we hear non stop on the radio all fucking year to the point we want to rip out the throats of the cunts being thrown down our ears….but I got sucked into watching a few minutes of the shit…only to be reminded that this shit is not relevant anymore…it’s a dated system that doesn’t reflect what any actual music lover acually loves….likes here or even respects…it was a horrible miserbale joke….
Firstly shit was morbid as shit….from memorials…to Whitney shoutouts…to L.L. Cool J shoving his religion down all our throats by making us pray….which to me was beyond fucking offensive…preacher fucking J while vapid celebs who only care abou themselves pretended to care…
Then it celebrated women beaters…it remained a jerk off fest…that merged shit artists by linking them up with each other shit artists….in horrible collabs…it offended me at my core….and the only thing I liked was Taylor Swift on the banjo cuz I fucking love banjos…
I also liked that the world is forgetting gaga – which is nice
and that Rihanna actually brought the most hotness and it worked for me…
and that Katy Perry wore tight clothes showing off her dumpy body and annoyingness in Performance targeted at speaking to her recent divorce cuz she knows you gottta milk it…..
The pics….
Then there was Paris Hilton threatening us all with a new album…happy someone finally cares enough to talk to her….hysterically remiding us that LMFAO are little rich twats from Beverly Hills….
And The fact remains….Ryan Seacrest is a twat….while some Deadmaus was wearing Skrillex’s phone number becuase I guess it is battle of the over-hyped college scene DJs who make too much fucking money and get too much fucking pussy….even if this kinda publicity stunt is actually pretty fucking funny if legit….
Jesse J was there….
Kate Beckinsale…..was there…..
Whitney Houston wasn’t there….Who gives a fuck….people were asking me to rip apart Nicki Minaj…even though she has big fat chick tits and my penis is too small to even touch the edges of her nasty twat…but I feel her performance….the high school drama class performance…did a good job humiliating the bitch for being a lady gaga attempt at controversy pulled off worse than Lady Gaga does it…not to mention she was hiding her tit. The one redeeming quality her college theater club ass has…
This guy’s got it all figured out….even though it’s a little gay….
Here’s some links while I recover from the 15 minutes of the Grammy awards I watched that made me angry that it exists….it is totally irrelevant…it isn’t what it used to be….and the people they honor are not talented, but just contrived shit..I’m talking to you Nicki Minaj….
