2012
31
Jan
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Here’s some bitch who Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with…or at least claimed he cheated on Demi Moore with showing off her sloppy body in a bikini showing nipple for attention…cuz the legacy that is releasing a sex tape after claiming to have fucked Kutcher….a sex tape that I posted the preview to and that Buy Here ….and these pics are just as fake and staged as the sex in her shitty sex tape…
Posted in:Brittney Jones
2012
31
Jan
ENIKO MIHALIK is a hot model who gets naked for her modeling which is pretty much what modeling is all about as far as I’m concerned – it is also what fashion is all about…cuz without tits it would just be about the clothing…and since we see clothing on every bitch who leaves her house…where is the fucking joy in that….
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik
2012
31
Jan
Anja Rubik is another hot model who is showing her titties for fashion and reminding us that despite the fashion industry being full of homos, they always manage to produce smut I can jerk off to, because sometimes a high production tit shot is all I really need to get off, you know when throat fucking and high production porn fails me….that’s all I have to say about that….
Posted in:Anja Rubik
2012
31
Jan
Thes UK Busty bitches in magazines are slowly starting to make me understand why magazines like this exist…they post hot, busty, young looking girls with ridiculous tits in sleazy photoshoots, that may not show vagina lip, but that doesn’t matter since vagina lips don’t always reflect well on the tits they are associated with…
Posted in:Danielle Sharp
2012
31
Jan
I hate unstable bitches more than pretty much anything….I generally like people with no emotion…cuz just the idea of hysterical laughing or extreme joy or anger or sadness with the flip of a switch scares me…it is actual madness that makes a motherfucker worry whether he is gonna get stabbed or some shit…..so seeing Kristen Bell, a barely there actress admit that she is a nutcase who cries when happy or sad like a mad person…makes reminds me that actor’s are fucking pussies but more importantly that sometimes the middle aged girl I want to fuck is better to jerk off to…
So this clip of Kristen Bell admitting she is a nutcase and bringing footage of her freaking out when her boyfriend Dax Shepard brought her a Sloth for her birthday….isn’t funny to me…it is scary…and even more scary is that Dax Shepard has a girlfriend and actually gets laid by anyone who isn’t the drunk girl at the bar in her mid 30s who remembers him on Punk’d and whatever shit movie he was in….but a girl who is successful enough of an actor to land a real boyfriend…Weird….but further evidence of her instability…
Here she is in House of LIes all slutty
Posted in:Kristen Bell
2012
31
Jan
Jason Biggs from American Pie fame has a wife who I told on twitter that I wanted to give her an abortion with my tongue after she wrote on twitter something along the lines of “my favorite part of The Bachelor is when the girls equate getting fingered for love”…and despite hating most things most people say…I kinda agreed with her….not that I’ve ever seen any of these shows, but the concept of putting one dude in a house with a bunch of catty women, fighting for his “love”, only for him to choose one he loves at the end of the season, who he will contractually stay with for one year, when really it is just a quest for these useless whores to get on TV, is pretty fucking pathetic and really reminds us just how fucking weird our world is….where fags can’t get married, but TV can make a mockery of marriage with retards and sluts fighting for camera time, while America eats the bullshit up….it must have some real negative repercussions on our morals and values…provided we even have any…cuz I know I don’t…
Here’s one of the cunt in a bikini…..
Posted in:Ali Fedotowsky
2012
31
Jan
Kim Kardashian is a fucking PORNSTAR ….
I was in Vegas talking to people who run the porn industry and every single one of them told me that in order to release a porn you need to run shit by all kinds of regulatory boards, and every single model has to have her ID and a waiver signed….It is the law…
Meaning if Kim Kardashian really was compromised and her video really stolen and not released in a scheme to make all the money she’s made….people would have been arrested.
It’s a huge fucking joke, but not as much of a joke as her posting pics of her bra on twitter for attention….some sluts just never change…they keep getting fatter, older, dumpier…but they don’t change…
On a side note….I also know the girl who is paid to write her twitter for her. Nice girl.
This Kim Kardashian machine s idiotic and needs to crash like Otis Redding.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2012
31
Jan
You don’t know who Mini Anden is and either do I…but I do know what her nipple looks like under some kind of sheer fabric because she’s just that kind of girl…a model from Sweden, even though she is neither blonde or busty, in her 30s who has moved to LA because she wants to pursue acting, but since roles like “supermodel in ocean’s twelve” aren’t cutting it for her and her model husband’s bank accounts, she’s taking on cover shoots for Arab country franchises of fashion magazines, showing more nipple than most American magazines, because Christian run governments are way more uptight than Muslim run governments….cuz Christians are just as fucking crazy….and cuz showing her tits for fashion is kinda her thing…Who cares…here are the pics.
Posted in:Mini Anden
2012
31
Jan
Avril Lavinge is fucking annoying. I see her proactive commercials and they make me want to kill myself…but then again so does waking up in the morning….but the paparazzi are fucking clowns…especially the black dude and I love it… last week we had him moaning over Ashley Tisdale and this week he’s asking Avril if she got Brody Jenner anything sexy for Valentines day…a little “agent provocateur”…and I’m not even sure homie even has a camera…I think he’s the equivalent of a dude who flashes his cock to school girls on the bus….and I’d love to hang out with him….or at least give him his own talk show….all panting and telling girls they are sexy like a fucking rapist all day….
Posted in:Avril Lavigne
2012
31
Jan
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Sophie Monk constantly bring surprises to her career….for example…I never expected her to be in Maxim, even Maxim Australia, even though Maxim is going bankrupt because they didn’t adapt to the internet fast enough, leaving them dated and forced to do photoshoots with z-listers….but I would have expected her to be moving into porn.
You see an import reality star who looks like a busty chipmunk, who rocks a vagina that is padded, meaty and has the ability to eat the thickest of denim pants, who moved here because she was fucking a dude who cheated on her with Paris Hilton….in efforts to launch a legit career….half a decade ago…should have limited options…unless of course she gets a monthly check as a settlement or compensation from the herpes she likely got from Paris Hilton via her boyfriend who was cheating on her….
All this to say, I’m disappointed these pics aren’t me promoting her first anal porn.
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Posted in:Sophie Monk
