Unlike a breast cancer survivor with a Mastectomy….Olivia Munn…someone we wish was a breast cancer casualty because lets face it…if karma existed…the lie that is her would be annihilated…and we’re onto her…has nipples….and she’s showing them off in some photoshoot that reminds me both that Olivia Munn exists and that Olivia Munn still hasn’t got into porn yet…but she’s working towards that….because she probably knows this lie that is her career needs a Plan B.
I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense…
Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.
Christina Hendricks strategically hid her fatness by making her big fat tits explode out of her dress….cuz I guess they have a slimming effect…while also being the only thing anyone really notices or cares about when it comes to Christina Hendricks….I’m sure there’s a good mix of photoshop…girdles…spanx and harnesses….straps…master cleanses….fasting for days before this shoot that also went into these pics….but I guess we should just focus on the end product of nutty cleavage….
I find it funny that instead of gracing billboards on the side of the highway along with the caption “Convicted Sex Offender”….or on pamphlets sent out to the neighborhood when she buys a new house so that parents lock up their kids…you know since Selena Gomez fucks dudes who are underage….she’s in Cosmo along with articles I can only assume are about how to finger your man….I’ve seen cosmo, I know the smut it peddles…I just never thought they’d sexualize a sex offender…but that’s probably cuz I never really think about Cosmo…since I’m not a 16 year old girl….but like Selena Gomez….I like them….we should hang out.
Penelope Cruz really fucked us on this PETA campaign…she’s supposed to get naked for fur, not give fur the cold shoulder…what a fucking rip off…but the good news is that she’s recently had a kid and isn’t the big bird nosed Penelope Cruz she once was….making these non nude pics of her not getting naked for fur a nice gesture on PETA’s part…but then again, I’m into seeing all bitches naked…and not strategic naked that’s like they aren’t even naked….I’m talking fully spread eagled and ready for entry….
Here s a compilation of her nude scenes that brought her from Spain to America to make up for PETA’s Fail….
You say psoriasis plaques…I say AIDS lesions….but unfortunately, as vile and polluted as she is…we’re not lucky enough for her to have a terminal disease…
But here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian’s disgusting skin disorder that I like to use to remind anyone out there who still thinks she is hot…even after she’s dragged herself through the mud, and I don’t mean in her sex tape where she was getting fucked by a black guy…not motivated by equal opportunity or Black History Month….but by greed and her personal gain….I mean by making America think she is the spawn of the devil who represents all things wrong in America….a skin disorder I wish was the start of the Flesh eating disease…that spends the next month eating away all all her flesh….until she no longer exists…you know just a pile of thick bones….
These pictures annoy me….but then again so does everything Tyler Shields does….
For those of you who don’t know, or care, Tyler Shields is supposed to be this high concept photography artist genius at least by Hollywood standards cuz his dad is probably a famous producer or some shit…but still gets work and press for is “wild” and “crazy” shoots that take about as much thought and as about as high concept as a pile of bullshit to shock….he’s only interesting cuz the people in the pics are famous…or semi-famous..or Demi Lovato.. because the general public are fucking retards….so as his career grows for being full of shit and a lie….he’s pumping out crap like this…of Demi Lovato…chubby Demi Lovato…without showing off the one important thing about herother than her bi-polar disorder….her tits…
Blake Lively, better known as the D-Lister who fucks A-Lister men, is showing us why those guys who could potentially fuck anyone, waste their time with her, because prior to these pictures for Elle Magazine, I just assumed they shared the same publicist and this was their effort to bring her from Gossip Girl to big movies like she was Angelina Jolie or some shit…so it has been decided…Blake Lively looks fucking hot….
I hate the paparazzi…not so much the immigrants taking the pictures…but the agencies who control the pictures, who sell the pictures, and who work with the publicists to find out where the celebrities are when they aren’t staging pictures to get attention…..
They are the scum of the earth, they are trying to sue all the blogs cuz they feel that their pictures aren’t public, but that the celebs they take pictures are, and it’s a fucking scam….that fuels a stupid fucking industry…..
So since I think Paparazzi and celebrity gossip is fucking retarded – part of the reason I do this site…I’ve decided to partake in it by reporting to you that Ashley Greeen’s handler calls her Ash….a revelation on par with Brad Pitt feeding the kids Soda, or any other idiotic caption you’ve read this week that made you go “who fucking cares”….
Here’s a video of Christina Milian’s ass with some more genius conversation from the paparazzi in efforts to make this post worth looking at…but the idiot paparazzi didn’t follow the ass as it walked by them…every dude knows when a girl walks by..you fucking follow….idiots….but I guess that was expected based on their career choices…
