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2012

31

Jan

Danielle Sharp’s Titties for Front Magazine of the Day

Thes UK Busty bitches in magazines are slowly starting to make me understand why magazines like this exist…they post hot, busty, young looking girls with ridiculous tits in sleazy photoshoots, that may not show vagina lip, but that doesn’t matter since vagina lips don’t always reflect well on the tits they are associated with…

Posted in:Danielle Sharp

2012

31

Jan

Kristen Bell is an Unstable Bitch of the Day

I hate unstable bitches more than pretty much anything….I generally like people with no emotion…cuz just the idea of hysterical laughing or extreme joy or anger or sadness with the flip of a switch scares me…it is actual madness that makes a motherfucker worry whether he is gonna get stabbed or some shit…..so seeing Kristen Bell, a barely there actress admit that she is a nutcase who cries when happy or sad like a mad person…makes reminds me that actor’s are fucking pussies but more importantly that sometimes the middle aged girl I want to fuck is better to jerk off to…

So this clip of Kristen Bell admitting she is a nutcase and bringing footage of her freaking out when her boyfriend Dax Shepard brought her a Sloth for her birthday….isn’t funny to me…it is scary…and even more scary is that Dax Shepard has a girlfriend and actually gets laid by anyone who isn’t the drunk girl at the bar in her mid 30s who remembers him on Punk’d and whatever shit movie he was in….but a girl who is successful enough of an actor to land a real boyfriend…Weird….but further evidence of her instability…

Here she is in House of LIes all slutty

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2012

31

Jan

Ali Fedotowsky Bikini Ass of the Day

Jason Biggs from American Pie fame has a wife who I told on twitter that I wanted to give her an abortion with my tongue after she wrote on twitter something along the lines of “my favorite part of The Bachelor is when the girls equate getting fingered for love”…and despite hating most things most people say…I kinda agreed with her….not that I’ve ever seen any of these shows, but the concept of putting one dude in a house with a bunch of catty women, fighting for his “love”, only for him to choose one he loves at the end of the season, who he will contractually stay with for one year, when really it is just a quest for these useless whores to get on TV, is pretty fucking pathetic and really reminds us just how fucking weird our world is….where fags can’t get married, but TV can make a mockery of marriage with retards and sluts fighting for camera time, while America eats the bullshit up….it must have some real negative repercussions on our morals and values…provided we even have any…cuz I know I don’t…

Here’s one of the cunt in a bikini…..

Posted in:Ali Fedotowsky

2012

31

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Self Shot Cleavage of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a fucking PORNSTAR ….

I was in Vegas talking to people who run the porn industry and every single one of them told me that in order to release a porn you need to run shit by all kinds of regulatory boards, and every single model has to have her ID and a waiver signed….It is the law…

Meaning if Kim Kardashian really was compromised and her video really stolen and not released in a scheme to make all the money she’s made….people would have been arrested.

It’s a huge fucking joke, but not as much of a joke as her posting pics of her bra on twitter for attention….some sluts just never change…they keep getting fatter, older, dumpier…but they don’t change…

On a side note….I also know the girl who is paid to write her twitter for her. Nice girl.

This Kim Kardashian machine s idiotic and needs to crash like Otis Redding.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

31

Jan

Mini Anden Nipple for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

You don’t know who Mini Anden is and either do I…but I do know what her nipple looks like under some kind of sheer fabric because she’s just that kind of girl…a model from Sweden, even though she is neither blonde or busty, in her 30s who has moved to LA because she wants to pursue acting, but since roles like “supermodel in ocean’s twelve” aren’t cutting it for her and her model husband’s bank accounts, she’s taking on cover shoots for Arab country franchises of fashion magazines, showing more nipple than most American magazines, because Christian run governments are way more uptight than Muslim run governments….cuz Christians are just as fucking crazy….and cuz showing her tits for fashion is kinda her thing…Who cares…here are the pics.

Posted in:Mini Anden

2012

31

Jan

Avril Lavigne and the Perverted Black Paparazzi of the Day

Avril Lavinge is fucking annoying. I see her proactive commercials and they make me want to kill myself…but then again so does waking up in the morning….but the paparazzi are fucking clowns…especially the black dude and I love it… last week we had him moaning over Ashley Tisdale and this week he’s asking Avril if she got Brody Jenner anything sexy for Valentines day…a little “agent provocateur”…and I’m not even sure homie even has a camera…I think he’s the equivalent of a dude who flashes his cock to school girls on the bus….and I’d love to hang out with him….or at least give him his own talk show….all panting and telling girls they are sexy like a fucking rapist all day….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2012

31

Jan

Sophie Monk Hot in a Bikini for Maxim Australia of the Day

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Sophie Monk constantly bring surprises to her career….for example…I never expected her to be in Maxim, even Maxim Australia, even though Maxim is going bankrupt because they didn’t adapt to the internet fast enough, leaving them dated and forced to do photoshoots with z-listers….but I would have expected her to be moving into porn.

You see an import reality star who looks like a busty chipmunk, who rocks a vagina that is padded, meaty and has the ability to eat the thickest of denim pants, who moved here because she was fucking a dude who cheated on her with Paris Hilton….in efforts to launch a legit career….half a decade ago…should have limited options…unless of course she gets a monthly check as a settlement or compensation from the herpes she likely got from Paris Hilton via her boyfriend who was cheating on her….

All this to say, I’m disappointed these pics aren’t me promoting her first anal porn.

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Posted in:Sophie Monk

2012

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My newest high of choice is dehydration.

Here’s some links…

Urban Skiing is The Reason You’re Supposed to Ski on a Mountain – VIDEO
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The Definitive Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cam Shows to Start off the Day Sexy
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Valentina Gets Naked in the Great Outdoors
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Gerard Butler Fucked Brandi Glanville and Then Blew Her off and Now She’s out For Blood
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Passing Wind, But Not Really – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That You Will Love, I Promise
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This Slut Stuffs Herself With a Huge Dildo
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The 10 Wildest Miley Cyrus Moments
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Posted in:MHD

2012

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about people’s unfaithful girlfriends…wives….fiances….is the anal…

Don’t get attached to a whore unless it is via unprotected sex and she gets scared from a loud noise and clenchees up…..cuz getting attached any other way…. will always let you down…the moral of the story is to drink, fuck and die….there’s no room for personal relationships in that…no getting to know each other, no even taking down her last name….it all means nothing…it is all bullshit…so it is best to be the one hustling lies….

Here are the stepLINKS…..one of the only honest things on the internet that I know about…

LeAnna Rimes Stuffing a Weiner Down Her Throat
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Soap Opera Actor Nick Santino Commits Suicide After Euthanizing His Dog Friend
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Live Web Cam Sluts You Will Love
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Kardashian Sisters Whoring Topless in Jeans
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Hottest Female Athletes from Around the World
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Amazing Wife Carrying Competition
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How Fresh is Your Meat
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Adriana Lima Hot for Vogue Brazil
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First Snowmobile Front Flip Landed – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara & Sarah Hyland Make A Great Pair
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shops For Sex Toys By Herself Now
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Jen Wilburn Has Some Great Tits
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Demi Moore Was Getting Fucked Up In Front of Her Kids
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Sexy
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This Blonde Slut’s Vadge is Way too Hairy
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The Hottest Female Athletes from Around the World
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Gerard Butler Shut Brandi Glanville the Fuck Down Hahahahah
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UK Desperate Scousewives Gill O’Toole Panty Upskirt
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I Forgot How How Jennifer Carpenter is
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Minka Kelly is Red Hot
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Tits WTF
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Rhian is One Hot Blonde
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When a Drug Robbery Goes Bad – VIDEO
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Jamie Hammer is Flawless
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Gabrielle Union is Super Sexy
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Madison and Celeste Are Gettin It On
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Model Karen Mulder Goes Topless At The Beach
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Sasha Grey on the Fucking Machine
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Lucy Pinder for Nuts Magazine – VIDEO
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I Love a Hot Babe With Legs For Days
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photos From Her VS Shoot!
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Gotta Love a Teen Whore on the Web Cam
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Clare Chilling Out, Showing Off her Boobs and Ass
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Elizabeth Will Make Your Boner Ache, in a Good Way
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Wife Versus Mistress Bitch Fight – VIDEO
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Holly Valance is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Jordan Sparks is Looking Sexy
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I Dunno Who Britt Robertson Is But Here She Is in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Pictures? Meh, Why Not?
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20 Halftime Shows Better than Madonna
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SAG AWards in Picture
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Ferris Bueller COmeback was a Publicity Stunt
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First Snowmobile Front Flip
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Feather Duster Clarinet and Other IMpressive Household Instruments….
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Chloe Sevigny Pulling Some Tranny Shit in Panties
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Tila Tequila Tits Pop Out While Rollerblading
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Leann Rimes Simulates Oral At Mavericks Game
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Jessica Simpson And Her Big Pregnant Tits. Good God!
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Imogen Thomas Is On Drugs In London
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Candice Swanepoel Spreads Them On The Beach. Dive Right In!
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This Will Not End Well
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A Very Excited Dog
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Sophie Monk Hot and Half Naked for Maxim Australia
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Natlie Portman at the Screen Actor’s Guild
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Britney Spears Ass Done Gone Bowling in Jeans
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India Reynold’s Hot Naked Tits
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Randi Ingerman Nakeed Hot Photoshoot
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Michelle Marsh Naked Photoshoot
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

30

Jan

Aubrey O’Day’s Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

Here’s some Aubrey O’Day chunky legs and fat ass in a thong for the couple dozen black dudes who still care about who she is after her making of the band, sex with diddy claim to fame…..

I don’t know if she’s promoting her upcoming Celebrity Apprentice shit, or if she’s reminding us that she’s still let herelf go, and her chubbiness is here to stay cuz black guys still like her for it…if anything they like her more for it…but I know that it happened.

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