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2012

05

Jan

Reese Witherspoon’s Dumpy Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I know what the internet doesn’t need….more pictures of Reese Witherspoon’s sloppy mom ass in leggings or “work out gear” that based on her sloppy ass…she clearly doesn’t use to workout…but pretends she does…unless she just has bad genes, bad diet, and fucked up hormonal issues thanks to birthing of her own Christian Army something else she pretends she’s into with weekly trips to church… cuz that’s what God would want of her…along with divorce, home wrecking pre marital sex….and the sleaze that comes with being a narcissit in Hollywood….crazy Jesus people and their bad asses…can’t get enough of them…and the way they look like they’ve shit themselves a big sloppy shit….it’s luxury.

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2012

05

Jan

Chinese Restaurant Gets Fucked on New Years of the Day

A friend of mine just sent this video in of a late night Chinese restaurant in Montreal that I’ve eaten at a few times getting fucked up pretty much everyone in the spot throwing tables and shit….

The video says “Blacks Vs Chinese” but who gives a fuck, it’s pretty much New Year’s Eve riot style, and it is probably only funny, or crazy or disturbing to me because I live in Montreal and have been to this spot, and have feasted on their alley cat General Tao Chicken and other not so luxurious foods…that contribute to my obesity while drunk at least a dozen time memorable times….

I’m slow on this but posting it anyway…

Posted in:Viral Video

2012

05

Jan

JoJo’s Titties in a See Thru Dress of the Day

Chocolate loving, in both senses of the term, get it cuz she went from being some jailbait people wanted to fuck only because she was under 18 and on TV and making shitty music, until turning 18 and getting fat via chocolate eating but more importantly tainting her twat with blackness, at least according to her fan base of white suburban perverts who don’t like their fantasies to get fucked by her black…..something that’s never bothered me…I figure getting my fat white wife fucked by a brother would be good for the relationship cuz then I wouldn’t have to fuck her…

Either way, she’s trying to make a comeback and doing it by showing some tit, and we like tit here, even if not naked….so I’m posting her twitter pic like I care…but trust me when I say…I really don’t….

Yes…I feel like an asshole, perver, loser, virgin posting a pic of some bitch’s cleavage but I’m doing it anyway…..I’m pathetic…welcome.

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2012

05

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Rockin’ Bikini Body of the Day

The good thing about LeAnn Rimes is that she exploited religion, pretending to be a good Christian to make a hell of a lot of money…before getting implants, breaking up marriages, and spending the rest of her life feeding her nymphomanic pussy….while counting her money…the same money I’d love to fuck out of her rich, exploiting religion by pretending to be a good wholesome country Christian, pussy….

She’s on the beach in Maui…Here are her tits…


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2012

05

Jan

Emmy Rossum Sings Opera for a Hot Dog like a Homeless Hooker of the Day

So Emmy Rossum, my best friend from TWITTER who blocked me before I even sent her creepy, perverted, sex obsessed tweets about hair being nice, but would be nicer with me cumming in it, was on Conan and she sang Opera for a hot dog….that she pretended to eat, without the bun, cuz carbs are bad for an actress….even after she impressed the world with her voice….whoring out for a hot dog…but I prefer when she’s fucking on TV…..….

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2012

05

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mexican Mom Ass in Pants of the Day

With all the breeding that Alba’s been under the last few years…I find her slowly becoming more and more Mexican…something she tried to hide because no one wants to admit they are Mexican….unless there’s a trend in Hollywood that being hispanic is good for business..in which case the bitch exploits it…we’re talking to you Eva Longoria….

The only thing not Mexican mom about her is that she’s bounced back from the babies like it is her job, cuz it is her job to look good, unlike other Mexican women who’s only job is to make more fucking babies….and corn tortillas for dinner after they husband comes home from his gardening/brick factory gig…

I know how these things work….my name is Jesus Martinez after all…and that is that her ass, shredded apart or not…is hot even in pants…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

05

Jan

Ashley Tisdale is a Little Gas Pumping Troll of the Day

I think Ashley Tisdale may be an actual troll….which would explain her inadequate face….cuz I’ve seen this car in person and there is no way it could ever look this big next to a bitch….unless the bitch was 7 or the size of someone who is 7 which often times leads to a vagina that is tight…making her ugly troll face she’s tried to improve via surgery and working out a lot….a little more tolerable…

I guess the other fun in these pics is seeing her try to pump her own gas like she’s not a useless celebrity….because she’s hardly had work since High School Musical, a show that barely paid….and she’s not quite at the financial level where she can afford the 10 cents more a gallon for service….but I at least she’s got a Benz…cuz a mobile bitch is a good for getting your groceries…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

05

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about alcoholism is that when you wake up at 1:30 in the afternoon you just don’t fucking care…because you’re unemployed broke and even that doesn’t bother you….and the only thing you have going for you is that you try to update a website no one reads, despite how awesome it is and make no money doing it…so why bother…just keep on drinking!!! Happy new year.

I’m not dead…I just feel like I am….but more importantly…my coffee smells like dirty pussy becuase the disgruntled lesbian employee probably wanted to teach me a lesson for having a cock…without knowing her dirty pussy soaked hands are a total turn on.

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I’d Like to Be All Over Ashley
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Posted in:MHD

2012

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

You should be my friend on FACEBOOK because when I get drunk, I find myself humiliating myself there rather than here….because there is no one here to humor me….

I plan on drinking tonight….because that’s my plan everynight…it makes the obsessive thoughts go away….and helps me not regret stupid things I do…thanks to it being a valid excuse…

Here are the stepLINKS

So It Turns Out The Reason Amber Rose and Kanya West Broke Up Is Cause Kim Kardashian is a Home Wrecking Slut
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Demi Moore Ridiculous Old Lady Body in a Magazine
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Sexy Cheerleaders
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Kristen Cavallari Bikini
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50 Funniest Faces in Sports
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Sexy Cheerleaders on Video? Yes Please
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Carol Seleme is One Hot Brunette
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Mizuki Horii Takes Off the Santa Suit
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The 15 Hottest Girls in Apocalyptic Movies
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Amy Childs Shows Off The Big Girls
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Guess Who Minka Kelly is Boning
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Guess Who Bought Themselves a Set of Antique Crack Pipes?
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The Hottest Athlete of Each of the Last 25 Years
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Cameron Diaz Bikini Body
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Taylor Swift O Face
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Usually I Stay Away From the Retarded Brad Pitt and Angelina Rumors But This One is too Bizarre and To Funny to Pass Up
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Snooki May Have Lost Weight But She is Still Disgusting
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I’d Like to Get to Know Olivia Palermo
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Tricycle Caligraphy. Wait, What?
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Fat Ass On the Dance Floor
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When Pigs Fly: Paris Hilton Claims She’s Made $1.3 Billion On Her Own Over The Last Six Years
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Hot College Blonde Slut. Love It
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Mandy, Pamela and Vanessa Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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High Tech Fucking Machine Anyone? – VIDEO
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Natalin Avci Maxim Photo Shoot – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Slut in a Little Black Dress
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Ashley Greene Just Because
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Eva Has one Sexy Body
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Cindy Crawford is Still as Hot as Ever
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Katy Perry Wasn’t Kinky Enough for Russell Brand
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Kate Beckinsale’s Killer Legs Go On Vacation
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Katy Perry Bikini Pics
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3 Year Old Sings LMFAO
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If Ugly Chicks With Big Tits Is Your Thing, Then I Have Some Pics For You…
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What’s Better Than A Nice Top Heavy Set Of Tits?
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Bad Forklift Accident
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Craziest Meltdown in Sports
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Snooki Shows Off Her Tits CUz She’s Fat
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Cameron Diaz, Her Ass Is Prettier Than Her Face And Here’s Why
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Irina Shayk, Topless In Esquire, But Too Classy For Playboy.
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5 NBA Teams with the Hottest Fans
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Ashley TIsdale Legs
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Sexy Contortionist ROBOT Dance
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Olivia Palermo Is About To Lose Her Bikini Top
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20 Coolest Tricks in Sports
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From the stepFORUM of the Day
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Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day Shoot They Don’t Pay me to Promote
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Kyra Sedgwick’s Hot Body in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple
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Rita Rusic Hot Mom in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Slutty and Wet
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2012

04

Jan

Cameron Diaz is Hot and Boxy in a Bikini of the Day

Cameron Diaz….recently strong woman nearing menopause who has never had a baby to completion was in a bikini…she’s a little older, boxier, less hip to waist ratio than she once was…but she’s showing off her little implants, what’s left of her gender bending with A-Rod…and I still find her hot…despite everything logical my brain is telling me to think…and I blame alochol withdrawal and an addiction to half naked women coupled with no standards…especially when I know the only chance I have getting up inside her is through kidnapping and that’s not really my hustle…because I don’t believe in hustles…I believe in naps….and apparently I also believe in round middle age ass…


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