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2011

28

Dec

Estelle Cruijff Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some great older bitch tits on some older bitch named Estelle Cruijff who is some dutch prostitute who avoided the red light district window display job….because she is the neice of some dutch footballer labeled the player of the century and in Europe that’s a title close to sainthood…..at least a title that gets his family looped into the Dutch world for football and in a position to groupie out, groupie on, and get stuffed by entire teams before settling down and getting married to some footballer hero named Ruud Gullit, who was the head coach for the LA Galaxy for a year….cuz Soccer is not just for gay euro trash anymore…..but he got fired and he now sits around on beaches with his baby momma and her great tits cuz he’s got enough money that….since he doesn’t really need to work and getting fired pretty much doesn’t mean much for being able to afford his wife’s botox injections and other luxuries…..if you know what I mean…and what’s important is that these titties are looking good in their bikini they call home….cuz sex with your wife may be hell….and farm sex may be more appealing than relationship sex most of the time…you know to switch things up…but at least she’s got features that help her husband through the suffering…and more importantly….she probably lets him fuck whatever he wants so long as he doesnt cut up her gold card….typical.

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2011

28

Dec

Girl Who Will Fuck Anyone on TV in Her Bikini of the Day

Here is further proof that if you are even the most obscure person on TV, I’m talking the guy in the Best Buy ads….or even the guy in the local furniture store ads….you’re gonna get pussy…because I assume girls figure you’ve got shit going for you if people are willing to let you on camera…especially since they aren’t on TV…and their last asshole boyfriend wasn’t on TV…but he’d sure be pissed off to find out that she’s fucking someone who is on TV….kinda thing that makes the world go round…and the nice thing about it is that she looks hot in a bikini…..

If you’re wondering who the guy is, not that you are…he’s on the Kardashian show from hell I hope no one watches leaving them unwanted and in line for a good old fashioned family murder suicide.

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2011

28

Dec

Mischa Barton’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I used to do a Mischa Barton death watch back when she was in therapy and tending to some kind of addiction I’m not sure was ever exploited or explained for the sheer fact that no one gives a fuck about Mischa Barton and whether she died tomorrow or even 4 years ago…no one’s life would really fucking change…she’s a low impact celebrity….

Either way, she was bloated, disgusting to look at, unshowered and she likely stank…but for some reason she pulled it together…probably thanks to the millions in her bank and its ability to hire trainers and handlers…and now she’s looking tight enough bodied on the beach for me to want the disgusting sloppy past off her with my mouth…I’m weird like that.

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2011

28

Dec

Amanda Seyfried Period Friendly Pants of the Day

Here is Amanda Seyfried, a bitch I thought was the hottest thing in Hollywood, even when dressed down and dumpy, all because she did lesbian and nude scenes along with Disney bullshit family friendly hallmark channel shit….making her not some full of shit LeAnn Rimes or Miley scandal when their true whore colors come out…but for some reason….as time goes on….I find myself over it…she’s average at best…and boring as fuck and her period friendly pants make her come across as too safe for my liking….cuz bitches who risk getting blood on their white pants are usually bitches who fuck you til you cum instead of fuck you until they get lazy and force you to jerk off to finish off….if you know what I mean.

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2011

28

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t think there’s anything all that inspiring about waking up hungover…early afternoon…with a raped stomach wishing I wasn’t an alcoholic….and running to my computer to post the latest bikini pics every other virgin loser with a website has already posted….but I do it anyway…because my life sucks…

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2011

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been trying to convince strange girls from the internet to let me meet them and fuck them up the ass…I even send hot pictures of bloody feces set against snow….like a christmas card you probably don’t want to get unless you’re me….and pretty sick….

So far it hasn’t worked…maybe I should work on my pitch which is:

i wanna get your ass pregnant and abort the baby with my tongue seriously

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Jerry Sandusky REALLY Needs to Just Shut the Fuck Up
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Live Web Cam Shows Bring More Sexy Than You Can Handle
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Amazing Tanning Bed Ad
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How to Piss Off Robert Deniro in 30 Seconds or Less
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Coco Does Bikinis
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Emma Stone Does Revlon
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Tobogganing Fail
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CAT FIGHT! (Literally) – VIDEO
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Whitney is Fine By Me, That’s For Sure
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You’d Pay Desiree Elyda Villalobos to Eat Chicken Wings
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7 Actresses Who Got Naked On-Screen for the First Time in 2011s
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Lady Gaga Needs to Put Her Pussy Away
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Nena Ristic Is One Hot Nobody
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Guess Who’s Marriage Lasted 18 Days?
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Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love It, Trust Me
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Skinny Chick and Pussy Play – VIDEO
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Kate Upton and the Hottest Lingerie Model Wives and Girlfriends
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Body. Click Pic For More!
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Katy Perry Bikini Pics Hawaii
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Paris Hilton is a Brunette or Just Wearing a Wig
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Jaime Bergman is Red hot
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Random Photo Gallery of the Day
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On The Come Up: Famous People We Didn’t Know Or Care About This Time Last Year
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Check Out This Slut in Bunny Ears
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Cassidy and Anya Are Lesbian Hotties
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Paz De La Huerta is Naked Again
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How About Some BO STAFF Skills?!
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Girls In Shorts and Tights = Mmmmmmm
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The Introduction and Rise of Paula LaBaredas
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Mischa Barton In a Bikini!
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This Chick is Pretty Much the Worst Driver Ever
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This Slut Has One Nice Pussy
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9 of the worst hair fads for men of all-time
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The Taylor Lautner Gay People Cover Is A Hoax But That Doesn’t Mean It’s Not Hilarious
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Santa’s Lil Helper – Destiny Monique Arredondo [Pictures]
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Dog and Cat Fight Over Pillow
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Mischa Barton Does Bikinis
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Some Crazy Magic
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Olcay Gulsen Proves It Pays To Be A Professional Athlete
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Katy Perry And her Luscious Tits Are Simply Eye Popping In This Tiny Bikini
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Sofia Vergara’s Tits Spill Out Of Her Bikini. Merry Christmas!
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Stephanie Seymour Keeps It Up In St. Barts In Sexy One Piece. I Keep It Up In My Pants
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Miranda Kerr’s Ass Is My New Years Resolution
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Nina Ristic Hot Ass in a Thong Bikini
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Zoe Kravitz Inherited Lenny’s Dick and Tits…and Lisa Bonet’s Career
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Lady Gaga by Terry Richardson Trying Fucking Hard….Showing Nipple….Disgusting enough for me to not bother picking up the book at book store when I saw it on Chirstmas Eve and when I had seriousonly nothing better to do with my time…..
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2011

27

Dec

Holiday Bikini Twit Pics of the Day

It’s the holidays for those of you who aren’t always on Holiday…like me…despite the fact that my holiday is pretty fuckin 2-star…maybe even 1-star…the caliber of holiday that leaves you shitting blood the month you get back….or even dead in a drunk in some third world bullshit….but a holiday none the less…

So it is only natural that bitches who like being half naked post pictures of themselves half naked for their twitter followers….but more importanlty…it is only natural for me to post those said cry for attention pics….

Here’s the first batch…I’m sure there are more to come….

Coco brought her fat ass…cuz her twitter is all she’s got to get that male attention she had on the stripper pole…without having to get on the stripper pole…

Bar Refaeli Brought her coconut…in one of the most boring ways in her career…

Maria Menounos brought her anal loving cuz she’s genetically predisposed to it ass in a bikini

Posted in:Celebrity Twitpics

2011

27

Dec

Victoria Silvstedt’s Black Bikini of the Day

I appreciate Victoria Silvstedt and her public high class escorting….She lives a good life…her body is rockin’…she’s totally preserved her sex appeal for the last decade or two…and she’s only tried to sue me one….thanks to posting pics of her getting eaten the fuck out by her married client who supports her lifestyle….Point being….she did Playboy once a long time ago…showing off her fake tits…and for some reason…a reason i call her fake tits..I’m still talking about her…cuz she’s good at this bullshit hustle….unlike me…and here are the pics..

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2011

27

Dec

Kat Von D’s a Dude in Leather Shorts of the Day

I’ve always found it confusing when people have said to me that Kat Von D is hot….these pictures of her in leather shorts makes it that much more confusing….something that could have been potentially so hot on the right girl…is just a fucking disaster…thank god they cancelled her show.

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2011

27

Dec

Stephanie Seymour’s 50+ Bikini Pics of the Day

There was a time back in the 90s when a friend of mine gave me a 50+ porn magazine…that featured images of the kind of 50 year old you’d expect to get naked for some magazine for what I’m thinking was a warm bowl of soup…or something equally cheap….

That magazine had the power to turn me the fuck off 50 year old woman, imagining all their pussy looked the same as the ones I found myself jerking fof to at least 5 times, even though I didn’t like it, just becuase it was the only porn I had access too…it was before the internet…

But Stephanie Seymour reminds us that not all 50 year olds are made the same…this ex model looks fucking great….and maybe that’s cuz she’s not spread eagled…and maybe that’s cuz I am horny and confused and alone…except for this pig of a wife snoring next to me…or maybe it’s cuz it’s just the way it is….

Who cares here are the pics..


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