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2012

02

Jan

Melissa Gorga’s Beach Part of the Day

Some Real Housewife trash playing it up for the paparazzi she probably hired…because that’s what bottom feeding trash do…I mean why else would every single one of her bikini pics be so posed and be trying so hard…especially when the bitch in the pics is someone I’ve never heard of…unless of course she’s a bottom feeeder on a budget who goes to the places actual celebs go and tries to seduce the paparazzi into shooting some pics of her doing anything that gets her noticed…while the other celebs are trying to avoid the cameras…you know like the opening act no one wants to see….but it doesn’t matter because she doesn’t matter…I’m just posting the pics cuz of the whole bikini thing…It’s a weakness.

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2012

02

Jan

Steven Tyler’s Fiance in a Bikini TOp of the Day

This is Steven “everyone’s favorite woman on primetime TV who makes J.Lo look fat and manly” Tyler’s lesbian lover in a bikini top…I’d say they’re working on getting gay married apparently because they are engaged….and he took his song “Dude looks like a lady” a little too seriously…but that would be a bad joke….and despite being good at bad jokes…It still humilates me…

That said, she’s young…she’s in a bikini…she has no name…and she’s a she…but could also be a dude looks like a lady….but at 60….any young pussy so long as it has a pussy, even if it is a pussy you wish was in your pants literally…is better than old pussy….

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2012

02

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s British Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some busty UK bitch from Cornation Street, a show that I know is disgusting as fuck because I am in Canada and we were forced to watch it as teenagers to keep our or legacy to the queen alive or some shit…and even as a practically homeless, always poor, motherfuckere, their working class, nicotine stained, soot stained kitches offeded me…it was like Roseanne with worse production value and it was at that point that I decided the UK was filled with gross teeth and gross women…but it looks like Cornation Street has stepped it up cuz thie Michelle Keegan is worth a fuck, not that the other emphasyma looking older cast weren’t, see I have no standards, but this one would be more pleasurable to fuck….at least I assume….based on her tits alone.

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2012

02

Jan

Olcay Gulsen Bikini Pictures of the Day

According to Wikipedia, because that is the kind of hard hitting journalism you gotta do when you’re a blogger like me, serious investigative reporter shit that distracts me when I have to look at the pictures of the wikipedia supporters telling me to give wikipedia money cuz I use them….she goes by the name OJ…

Shes arab,dutch, a fashion designer, but she’s really known for being a WAG, engaged to a european footballer, who in case you didn’t know are like gods in Europe, making them the key people to target when you’re a useless whore….in a bikini for attention, or maybe just cuz she’s on vacation and that’s what people do on beach vacation unless they are muslim or momon……what a total slut….

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2012

02

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s High Class Escort Bikini Pics of the Day

Victoria’s Silvstedt is a whore in all senses of the word…she dates a married billionaire and gets taken on trips with him, living the good life he pays for…but she’s also a cunt about it and sends her legal team after nice guys like me who post pics of her getting eaten out by him on the beach years ago…causing a massive amount of headaches for me…when a whore needs to just embrace being a whore and run with it…there’s nothing worse than a whore who plays it up as being a liberated woman, or a career woman, or whatever…you know masked in designer clothes and luxury hotels and vacations and shit….just embrace the fact you sucked dick to get there and the world will be a happier place…

The one thing that confuses me about this bitch is how solid the body is…I mean she was in Playboy over a decade ago and she’s fucking still rock hard and hardly drooping, but then again….her vagina may tell a whole other story….one I’d like to read if it is written in brail…..and I can use my tongue. OMG I’m so vulgar..

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2012

02

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bikini with a Bald Man of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a hero to the bald community….She makes bald guys everywhere thing they’ll one day get a TOPLESS FASHION MODEL turned shitty actress…all they have to do is get in shape, star in action movies and make millions of dollars, easy…..So all you hair thinning fat losers out of work jerking off right now…stop your Propecia, embrace the shiny hairless head, and looking like a new born baby, the haggard, ugly adult version…and maybe you’ll get top notch pussy too….and if that doesn’t work you can always use your creepy baldness for pedophilia…some of the best pedophiles have male pattern baldness….it’s a fact.

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2012

02

Jan

Jade Olivia’s Wizard Loving Vagina in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

Jade Olivia is really named Jade Gordon to those who went to high school with her, before she took her good looks to the groupie level and decided to work her vagina onto the penis of a weird looking dude in Harry Potter….only to leverage that into a role in Harry Potter, you know climbing that ladder the only way a whore knows how….and I’m totally fine with that…because without prostitution, I’d be a very very very lonely man…

She’s in a bikini, drawing some attention to herself living the good life on by the pool… because letting a little wizard magic wand inside you is a lot better than working the cash at Walmart….something she’d possibly be doing if she wasn’t spending his money…Truth.

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2012

02

Jan

Riahnna’s Bikini is See Through of the Day

If you look close enough to these pics you will see Rihanna’s shit stain of a nipple….and I think if you look really close you can see her dick…cuz that’s just the kind of woman Rihanna is….one who doesn’t mind showing you her genitals in a discreet way because it taps into her teen prostituting that made her this huge billion dollar empire she is today….and some say underage hooking is bad….those people are just uneducated…and don’t realize it can reach such great things like taking a gully bitch out of the gutter and bringing her to the 5 star hotels she used to dream about fucking john’s inside….

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2012

02

Jan

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Yesterday was the best day of 2012. Let’s see what happens today….New years eve is always a yawn…overhyped and underdelivered so I decided to go to bed before midnight since I drink all day and everyday….I figured it’d be an ideal time to not drink….so in keeping up with my resolution to drink earlier in the day…So far it has been a success….because I chose something that won’t disappoint and that I can’t fail at….

Rally Car Jump Fail
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Armie is Sexy as Hell
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Solid Porn
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The 40 Most Buzz-Worthy NFL Cheerleaders of 2011
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Firework Nutshot Fail
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Free Cams to Help You Start the Year Off Right
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The 10 Hottest Fashion Pictures from 2011
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Porn Sucks…
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The Superficial’s Top 25 Moments of 2011
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These Sluts Are Drinking Each Other’s Squirt – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts. It Doesn’t Get Much Better
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2011

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to do some top stories of 2011 posts to fit in with the mainstream media….like top bikini, top cleavage, top viral video, top pussy definition in tight pants, top bloated uterus, top whatever I could find and spin into an awesome story for the people, so that I can sit and sip cocktails to ring in 2012, our last year on earch, we’re all gonna die……but I got lazy, it seemed tedious and I figure you all can do it yourself by clicking the archives and scrolling….I’m sure they aren’t that good….but I’m sure the stepLINKS are….so click them….

Happy new year trash….

Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens and Maria Menounos Wore Bikinis
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This Chick is the Korean Adele or Something
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help You Ring in the New Year
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Toy Trucks, Because I Know You Are an Immature Asshole That Likes Kids Toys Anyways – VIDEO
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Sexy Patty Wants to Play Patty Cake With You
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5 Weird Things Dudes Do with Their Dicks
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The Top 100 Hottest Porn Stars (Right Now)
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WTF is Vanessa Hudgens Wearing?
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Laura V is a Slutty Bikini Model and I Like It
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Weekend a Whole Lot More Sexy
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Lindsay Is Suing To Get Out Of A Lie
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Amateur Shows Off Her Amateur Tan Lined Tits – VIDEO
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The Hottest Sports Babes of 2011
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Kelly Clarkson Needs to Keep Her Fat Ass Out of Political Discussions Cause She Doesn’t Know Shit
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Mr.Skin’s Most Skinportant Nudecomers Of 2011
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Jessica Alba’s New Year’s Body
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Katy Perry to JWoww: Celebs Round Out Year in Teeny Bikinis (PHOTOS)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is FantASStic
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Ashton Kutcher Has a New Slut
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Best Local News Bloopers of 2011 – VIDEO
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How About Some Drunk and Frisky Sluts – VIDEO
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One of the Fattest Chicks in the World Used CRACK to Help Her Lose Weight and Here’s the Story
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Slutty Pic Dump Right Here, Let’s Go!
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Angelica and Aletta Are Your Girl on Girl Fantasy of the Day – VIDEO
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Were You Naughty Over The Holidays? Here’s a Spanking! – VIDEO
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Sandy Shine Has One Hot Body
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Ani Lorak is All Sorts of Sexy
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Gotta Love a Leggy Babe in a Dress
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Candice vs Rosie vs Blake – SHOWDOWN
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Dayana is Just Too Damn Hot
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I Wish Everyone Would Stop Saying Snooki ios Skinny Because She Isn’t
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And More Girl on Girl Action
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Kristen Bell Will Get Naked in New Show
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Yup, Ali Larter Is Still Rocking A Hot Mama Body
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Bang Bros
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Karisa Shannon Porn is Some Dirty Shit
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