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2011

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Candice Swanepoel for LOVE Magazine’s Christmas of the Day

Last week I posted these videos of DOUTZEN KROES AND ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO DOING A CHRISTMAS STRIPTEASE FOR LOVE MAGAZINE because their model agency is friends with LOVE MAGAZINE….and because it is Christmas….and part of their hot promotion….but more importantly because I am very on top of these kinds of fashionable things….and today the Candice Swanepoel video is circulating and I’m posting it…Legs in little shorts….kill me….that is all I want for Xmas…seriously…this under my tree would be really let me tap into the true meaning of Christmas…

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Mel B in a Tight Dress Showing Off Titties of the Day

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Mel B squeezed her Eddie Murphy illegitimate baby making body into a tight dress that i thought was see through but that turns out to just be another fat black chick in a dress a few sizes too small for her and if I really needed to see this, I just had to go to fucking Walmart, that shit is filled with both black and white momma’s, all tits out, with fatherless kids in clothes too tight…..but I guess this is actually easier…

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2011

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Britney Spears Gives Pauly D a Lap Dance of the Day

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Pauly D got a lap dance from Britney Spears for a second time. I don’t know what the deal is with their relationship…maybe he is on tour with her as her DJ, maybe he is the opening act, maybe they are fucking, maybe she saw him on TV and wanted on of her own, so with a little Britney Money she locked him in….I am not just amazed she’s still performing, I’m amazed she’s alive…I thought she’d be totally suicided thanks to the crazy that stems from being a child star….but here she is money making in Puerto Rico all half naked and ass out…Goodtimes.

Here’s the video…..or at least a segment of the video….

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2011

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Shakira Squats in Concert of the Day

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Here is Youtube sensation and International Popstar Shakira…pushing 40 and shaking her Colombian ass, because like Sofia Vergara, cocaine money, or at least the pure Colombian got her where she needed to be…a place where shaking her ass to irritating sounding music on youtube would generate 100,000,000 views….cuz shaking ass is always fun to watch…especially when she was an International popstar….not that it matters…

She was in concert in Madrid…in a variety of outfits…none all that hot…but I don’t care….she’s squatting and I love seeing bitches squat so I’m posting it anyway….

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2011

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Stacy Keibler’s Legs in a Little Black Dress of the Day

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Stacy Keibler is wearing a tight black dress and showing off her legs George Clooney wants us to believe he wears as a scarf, because there is a strong chance he is more into scarfs for fashion purposes, you know to accent his outfit while singing show tunes with his boys in his Italian Villa….you know all gay like that….cuz only gay guys wear scarfs for fashion…I mean unless it is cold outside then it is every man for his own….you versus the elements and sexuality doesn’t come into play…and the real issue is why I’m not focusing on Keibler wrestling legs….maybe I’m the kind of guy who needs a scarf for fashion if you know what I mean…

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2011

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stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the best news feed on the internet according to me!!! This is my kind of Christmas gift that keeps on giving…the herpes of news feeds on the internet….Good times….

Woman Lied About Sexual Assault To Move To New House
In an effort to convince her husband to move to a better neighborhood a prison psychologist staged a break-in and sexual assault.

Illegal Swingers Club Busted In Florida
Neighbors say they suspected something odd was happening at the big house at the end of Brightridge Rd. in Seffner, Florida.

Naked High Speed Chase In Los Angeles
A naked man led police on a high speed chase while driving a Hummer limo

PA Priest Arrested For Looking At Child Porn
A Catholic priest was charged with viewing child pornography on a computer at his church in Churchill, police said Saturday.

Videogame Soccer Celebration: Two Players Kiss After Goal
A glitch in the Electronic Arts FIFA 2012 video game that shows two players kissing after a goal is scored is drawing interest.

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2011

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Sofia Vergara’s Tight Black Dress of the Day

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Here’s a real fucking surprise….Sofia Vergara was in a tight dress showing off her tits….because that’s all she’s fucking good for…I mean that and getting you the purest cocaine cuz all Colombians no someone in the right place….a someone I assume is the reason she’s famous today…cuz Hollywood runs off cocaine as much as it runs off money…and it would make sense that there were bribes, weapons, and death threats involved in getting this busty, broken english bitch famous…I’m sure there’s a handful of other busty spic bitches out there just as eager and far less damaged…working stripper poles instead of movie executive poles…who cares…tight dress/pictures/dance.

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2011

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Amy Childs UK Slut in America of the Day

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Her name is Amy Childs…she’s some busty pig of a woman I want to fuck because I love fucking anything including glamor models who were on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK….

Either way, she’s making the natural move for a bottom feeder in the entertainment industry…..to LA hoping for bigger reach, better opportunity, more money, you know to really take this taste of celebrity trash to the next level….

So she’s posing for the hired paparazzi…making moves…here are the pics…

Here she is….

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Dempsey Stewart Nipple for Fashion

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Her name is Dempsey Stewart and she is a model that is willing to get naked for fashion…which I guess makes her a whore because whore’s also get paid to get naked for false promises and cold hard cash….but I guess when it is in the studio setting, and not on a street corner, it makes it all okay and socially acceptable….when the money is going to coke at all night fashion parties…even though most models get coke for free instead of to a crack rock that bitch is gonna smoke out of a coke can….you know instead of to a pair of unsoiled underwear….the world smiles enviously….here are the pics…

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2011

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Miley Cyrus Amazing Cleavage for Charity of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was not sitting on my creepy neighbor’s couch trying to drink his shitty homemade wine because I was hoping to get drunk for free before hitting the streets looking for the tail end of the office Christmas parties going on around the city….you know the table scraps of lonely secretaries…while he was watching some first annual giving awards or some shit…the kind of show that would make me want to commit suicide and ignore the resources one of the winners created and is being honored for to prevent people from committing suicide….but Miley’s tits looked awesome and here are the pics.

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