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2011

18

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Hot for Marie Claire US of the Day

I really like Amanda Seyfried….it has to do with her willingness to get naked in her work….and her seemingly laid back, who gives a fuck about the paparazzi or being seen attitude when she’s not out promoting movies…She goes out unshowered, dressed like shes homeless, something I can relate to, cuz she’s not some eager vapid bitch like Kim Kardashian, who treats everyday like a fashion show starring her….in some “look at me media” kinda bullshit….It just makes her seem like she’s more authentic, and when these photoshoots come along, we can get excited to see her all done up, since the rest of the time, she’s dumpy and shit…which I guess is just her living a normal life…and I did I mention she is willing to gt naked in her work….

She’s just the best thing in Hollywood, whether you want to admit it or not. She’s the new Lohan and Lohan has told me personally she hates her via text message years ago when Lohan used to text me…and that’s reason enough to love her.

Here’s her hot shoot for Marie Claire US.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

18

Nov

Top Japanese Lesbian School Girl Kissing ANother Girl in Drag Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

There are hundreds of girl on girl kissing videos on youtube….maybe even 1000s because as Katy Perry proved it is the easiest marketing scam around….

But there are only a few Japanese Lesbian School GIrl KIssing ANother Girl in Drag Fetish Videos…..so that’s today’s youtube fetish….

Here are some videos…

I think there is only one of these fetish videos….

This one’s called Japanese Lesbian School Girl Kissing ANother Girl in Drag….But it so isnt’

This one’s called Kissing Another Girl in Drag…But it’s realy more grabbing another girls tits

That’s all for now..

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Late night TWITTER FIGHTS are a waste of fucking time, especially when they are with a hack male pornstar who was big in the 90s but who fell off the map like a whiney little bitch cuz he’s retarded.

Now I need to get 100,000 followers to win this useless war I’ve already won…but only because he pays for sex he brags about, makes mom jokes about my mom being a whore, when his son’s mom is and was a whore…an anal whore you can watch all over the internet…and his disses are that of a retard…So it’d be nice to shut him up….

That said, I need to get out more…I turned down a girl’s birthday party at a stripclub where she was going to do a strip routine to waste away with useless assholes online….I’m pathetic…

Here’s some links

Guitarist Quits Band On Stage LOL – VIDEO
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The Hottest Athlete Daughters in Sports That Are All Grown Up
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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Sign Punch Fail – VIDEO
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Justene Jaro, Jordan Carver and Melanie Iglesias Oh My
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Karli is On All Fours
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Kristin Cavallari Denies Sleeping With Scott Disick, Trashes Whole Kardashian Family
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Live Cam Shows, To Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Two Sluts Get Dirty in a Field
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The 50 Hottest Hooters Calendar Girls of All Time
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Support My Movember Team
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Posted in:MHD

2011

17

Nov

RIP Regis in Advance of the Day

Regis fell off a Vespa when shooting for tonight’s David Letterman….There’s no word as to whether he survived the accident or not as details are sketchy at this time…especially when you don’t bother googling the story cuz the pics are too funny to not put up….you see this is one of those “It started so funny, you know 90 year old regis on a motorized scooter, what could go wrong”….conversations you keep playing over and over in your head while in the hospiral waiting room….so stay tuned for video and funeral arrangements…

Posted in:Regis

2011

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

No, I don’t care that Ashton Kutcher and Demi are getting a divorce , that’s the kind of gossip for People Magazine…I’m far more into making my own gossip, like trying to get PR chicks to agree to take a bath with me in exchange for a post, getting girls to email me nude pics as long as they are 18 and over, and other non-sense that has nothing to do with useless celebrities who blocked me on TWITTER cuz I mocked her for her bush in some porn mag in the 80s, like the whore she is….Now I gotta go back to ruining marriages, breaking dreams, and embracing failure…Send me nudes…

CUDDLES.

Kristin Cavallari Ass in a Bikini THrowback Pics that Feel New to me
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Lauren Pope Looks Like a Whore and I Like It
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Live Sex Shows That Will Keep You Busy From Now Till Forever
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Dog Doing Exercises with Master
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Cajun Smurf is a Genius…Here is his Christmas Wish.
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Remember the Girl Who Broke Up Ashton and Demi – Who Cares – She’s in a Bikini and Doesn’t Smell Like Old Cunt
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Sofia Vergara Talking About Her Curves
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10 Worst Orgasms Ever Filmed
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Mariah Yeater Caught Texting Friend That Justin Bieber Isn’t The Father
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Well That’s Not So Smart – VIDEO
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TMarisa Nero is Curvey and I Like It
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Six Everyday Items that Should Require a License to Operate
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The 50 Hottest Hooters Calendar Girls of All Time
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Stacy Keibler’s Cute Denim Booty
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The Time Patti LaBelle Allegedly Attacked A Toddler With Water
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Sara Jean Underwood Should Never Leave Twitter
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Free Cam Shows, You Can’t Beat That Price
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She’s fucking Herself With a Banana
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The Most Hated Hotties in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Top 5 Mainstream Actresses Who Have Played Porn Stars
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RICKY GERVAIS IS HOSTING THE GOLDEN GLOBES AGAIN! YESSSSSS
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Katy Perry Bares Lots of Skin at ‘Califorinia Dreams’ Tour in NYC (PHOTOS)
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Selena Gomez: Missed It By That Much
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Tori Spelling’s husband accidentally tweeted a topless pic of her. Gross, I know
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Diana Morales 4 Frederick’s Of Hollywood
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Wrong Way Lady – VIDEO
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Surprise: Car Thief Returns Vehicle After Getting A Sad Text Message On The Victim’s Phone
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Franchezca Valentina and Cara Dee Get It On
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The Hot Wife You Wish You Had Delivers Some Sexual Guidance
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Danielle is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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Analog Video Game Box. Wait, What? = VIDEO
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Hipster Girl in Boy Shorts
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Nicole Richie Was More Fun when She Was a Heroin Addict
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Teen is Licking Her Own Nipples
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Paris Hilton is Pretending to Be a Lesbian
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Ferrari Test DDrive Fail – VIDEO
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8 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From a Woman’s Mouth
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Meet Jessica Vice
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Sofia Vergara Told To Get A Breast Reductions
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Amazing Throwback Busty Speed Talker Video is Hilarious….and Good to Masturbate to….
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Shit – Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Magazine Photoshoot Wow…
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Beyonce in a MOOOO MOOOOO
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Guitarist Quis Band on Stage
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Selena Gomez: That’s Not How You Suck A Cock
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Jessica Sutta Sweet Pussy In A Bikini
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Sofia Vergara Almost Cut Her Tits Off
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Crazy Ski Lodge
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Katy Perry is Thick, Sloppy and Disgusting in Concert
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Kid Goes to the Dark Side
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Moustache!
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Public Sex Amazing
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Hairy Armpit Babe
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Dick Rubbing on Some Thigh While Pussy Gets Rubbed
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2 Dicks, One Hot Girl
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Stupid Big Tits on a Bald Dude With a Pony Tail
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Vienna Giardi Hot on her Family Farm
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Stacy Keibler in Mens Underwear for a Magazine
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Stacey Keibler Showing Some Back
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Get this for a Cause
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

Nov

Anna Kournikova’s Amazing White Bikini for Old TImes of the Day

The first post that ever got traffic on this site was of Anna Kournikova in a Yellow bikini, digging outt sand or someshit, this was back in 2004….amd in those 7 yeas she’s managed to remain hot….while I’ve just fallen into a deeper, darker place, more bored, less interested, less eager place, despite still being married to a fat slob of a woman, who I am gaining on in pant size

So here she is in her bikini with her Latin Lover, showing offf her athletic body, and I’m posting it….cuz I like white bikinis, in fact I like all bikinis, on all bodies, and I owe it to this Russian lie, American bred, tennis star for giving me this miserable existence, addicted to chasing hits, cuz one day, I may be as popular as that Anna Kournikova bikini post was so many years ago……but I doubt it….

This site is the pits.

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Posted in:Anna Kournikova

2011

17

Nov

Paula Patton on the Cover of Complex of the Day

Her name is Paula Patton and I really have never heard of her before, but unlike a normal celebrity blogger, who actually cares about this shit, I am unable to recognice 90 percent of bitches the paparazzi, magazines, etc, take pictures of….I don’t remember names, faces, nothing….and if I was in a bar with one of them, I’d only know them if I was told who they were…I don’t know why, it could the the drinking, or the not caring, but I think I’m just retarded…I mean how can you write non-sense about non-sense so many times and not retain any of it….I must be lying to myself and I must actually know she’s older….I’m talking45. She’s mixed race like she was Halle Berry, she was a producer on Discovery Channel….then she got to acting in some shit I’ve never seen like Law & Order SVU, then she got married to Allen Thicke from Growing Pain…and Canada’s son….then she got to getting pregnant by him….then she got to starring in Mission Impossible…and now she’s hard nippled and looking good in Complex….Shit….


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Posted in:Paula Patton

2011

17

Nov

Sofia Vergara Titty Window on her Dress in Miami of the Day

Sofia Vergara is known for her breasts…in fact I think she is only known for her breasts. I think her breasts are what carried her….while she carried her breast that I wish we being suckled in my mouth….cuz they look so wholesome, nutritious and capable of success you will never know….

The only other possibility is drug lords from Colombia, possible baby daddy or family ran drug cartels that brought all the cocaine into Hollywood, a place that is likely the number one cocaine using state in America….and some producers, high powered producers, who needed the pure shit…made a little trade off to keep their testicles…but I won’t go there, cuz I’d like to keep my testicles and prefer them not knowing I know cuz it is not like I care or would do any further research on the shit…in fact I don’t know anything about that world…but I’m assuming that was the only way broken english with the big tits ended up on TV…..

But then again…maybe it was jus her big tits….that she’s sharing with the world via a window with a cleavage view in Miami….retracing her steps from whore to hollywood I guess….cuz it was just 25 years ago when she was a little hispanic single mother with big tits on a raft in Miami’s port….Look at her now….old, hot enough from the right angle, and not as dumpy as her big tits would make you think..unless she’s in a corset…cuz she’s got a dream….and she’s gonna ride it as long as her genes can….and I’ll happily watch..

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

17

Nov

Darlene’s See Through Shirt of the Day

This could have been far more unfortunate, not that a see through shirt is every unfortunate, exceptt maybe in Darlene’s case, cuz if she was not wearing the white undershirt, we could have been exposed to all Darlene’s upper body had to offer, which is something I am not sure I’m into or ready for…

I used to watch Roseanne and gag at how white trash live on the regular and even in my 20s, when I was raging to fuck, I couldn’t stomach her face – everytime she got on screen I’d be like “EWWWW, things like that exist, she’s an alien….an alien….”….ok maybe I’m exagerating and sure, I have fucked way worst than this, but for some reason, watching that show, even today, I couldn’t look at her as something I ever wanted to fuck even though I’d fuck a bowl of potato salad….maybe I could smell the lesbian on her and I fucking hate lesbians….cuz they are never hot college co-eds you want them to be…

But as a pervert, I would want to watch her fuck…either way, here she is in one of the least erotic posts I’ve ever posted ever cuz they feature Darlene the least erotic person ever.

If her scissoring vagina rubbing together sex was a song, it would be called the Monster Mash…

Posted in:Darlene

2011

17

Nov

Crazy L.A. Woman Hallucinating She’s Having Sex With Jesus of the Day

Homeless crazy drunk people are my favorite….This is a glimpse of why I talk to every homeless person I can….I get them doing stunts for a dollar as often as I can…because their crazy is so crazy it’s amazing…it inspires…and for some sick reason, I can relate to it…

Here is some crazy bitch who thinks she’s having sex with Jesus….and I’ll tell you she can have sex with Jesus Martinez….anytime….

Posted in:Viral Video