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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

17

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Girls Open a Store in Puerto Rico of the Day

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I don’t really get off to shout outs to Puerto Rico by models in helicopter flying to the store opening….if anything it annoys me because it is some stupid fucking shit…that feature girls who are supposed to be fucking naked or half naked and not conversing on camera like this….

I am more into watching Adriana Lim and her hot mom body dancing like an idiot…

But I figured I have no choice but to fall into their evil corporate trap that manipulates me with women I want to fuck and by getting them half naked….I’m a slave like that…


TO See THe Rest of the Pics of them In Store Showing Some Hard Nipple….
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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Erin Heatherton

2011

17

Nov

Paris Hilton Cum Glaze Face of the Day

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Paris Hilton’s natural tan looks about right…orange enough to inspire the vapid Jersey Shore retards…..something I think she did a long time ago without realizing it…because there is no way those trashy stripper pigs aren’t the direct result of Paris Hilton’s influence in the media….and shiny enough to looklike she’s been glazed with semen like the whore that she is…..and really it’s supposed to be good for your skin…at least that’s what I tell every girl I try to give facials to, even though ever porn chick has some of the shitties skin….it doesn’t mattter her are the pics…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2011

17

Nov

Donatella Versace Hot, Old, Plastic Faced Porn Granny of the Day

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Just earlier today I was out getting coffee, pondering the rich plastic woman in front of me, and how lady ass loses its roundess as it gets older…slowly melting away into menopause no matter how much botox she jacks up her face with…and for some reason…I got hard.

So I was very happy to come home to these pictures of Donatella Versace, a bitch rocking the same look to jerk off to….

Now I know, the hottest thing about Donatella Versace, I mean besides with the plastic face that looks like every rich woman with fake blonde hair, from pornstar to real housewife, is her anorexic daughter ALLEGRA VERSACE , who looks like a pile of bones I want to fuck, knowing it’ll be too weak to fuck back, cuz corpse is the new fat chick, kinda thing….

But since I only have pics of the tacky, plastic, porn looking mom at the launch of some new H&M co-brand, you know cuz Allegra was too busy starving herself at home to attend, I’ll just post the pics of the mom, for those of you weird enough to get off to this old, plastic, rich looking disgustingness….and god knows I love all things disgusting….

Posted in:Donatella Versace

2011

17

Nov

Kylie Minogue’s Breast Cancer Survivor Tits in Purple of the Day

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Breast Cancer is the single worst enemy to man kind, it’s worse than terrorism, it’s worst than poverty, it’s worse than aids and heart disease….It kills fucking titties…so if you think girls getting their breasts amputated, only to have free implants installed in their place, after months or years of suffering, and often times death, is a bad thing…and if you don’t you’re just a fucking inhumane sick fuck….you’ll appreciate these pics of survivor Kylie Minogue looking amazing in a low cut top….alll old yet tight…like it was still ’89….

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2011

17

Nov

Kristen Stewart Classes Up the Trash Some Black Dress of the Day

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It’s always nice to see the trashy inbred girl with the wonky face in the trailer park you grew up with…you know the weird quiet one who would run home everytime her drunk dad called her name out of fear he’d beat the shit out of her….even though she knew he’d nurse her wounds back to health with his dick…like the sick inbred, white trash, drunk he is…..make her way out of the ghetto, and into some black fancy dress, all celebrity and shit…it’s like she’s won the lottery or sold her soul to the devil or more likely she’s terminally ill, at least based on her skin color, and this is some MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION shit that’s stuck….

Who knows, people like her, and I’ll post the pics.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2011

17

Nov

Stacy Keibler Ass at the Airport of the Day

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Stacy Keibler is so happy that her career that eneded a few years ago with Dancing With the Stars is making a comeback now that she’s either fucking Clooney, or pretending to fuck Clooney, cuz Clooney is rumored to be a poofter, and these bitches are rumored to be low level who sign contracts and do the pretend girlfriend for the exposure…Hollywood is a business after all….a business that has left Keibler happy as shit people are standing outside her house with camera, and following her to the airport, so happy she’s letting them snap off the ass shots…a rare fucking event in the paprazzi world…since they are all on celeb payroll and have rules to follow if they want to get paid…but maybe Keibler’s not at that level yet…who cares, here’s her ass and her long strong leg.

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2011

17

Nov

Hilary Duff’s Pregnant Tits of the Day

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I posted some pictures of Hilary Duff in the same outfit from a different angle…..

I called myself a pervert for liking her thickness filling out all hormonally, even though I normally hate pregnant chicks, but that’s probably because most pregnant chicks don’t dress so slutty in tight clothes or maybe they do…I don’t leave the house…but should cuz it is hot…all lactating and full of fetus…

Pornographic, erotic, sensual and lovely….and she knows it….and all it took was letting her husband cum in the other hole for once….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

17

Nov

Camille Belle in Some Tight Pinkness of the Day

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Here’s 25 year old Camille Belle from such classics like The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Walker Texas Ranger and most importantly a relationship with a Jonas Brother for publicity cuz they were huge back in 2008 when she needed the publicity and likely pretended not to fuck him even though she obviously did….if anything she probably was involved in weird gay orgy shit with school boys he hand picked from his concert cuz that’s just the kind of lessons Disney teaches these people….you know the most erotic time in her life behind closed doors, while pretending to be all fucking wholesome for the media like a lying cunt out for herself….

I’m only posting these pics cuz the bitch is kinda hot, and the dress has a sexier dress drawn on it, in what may be some mind fuck I’m willing to get down to…it’s like the headless bikini babe t-shirt you get on the boardwalk…only classier….classic….

Posted in:Camille Belle

2011

17

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

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You know the morning news is gonna be good when they have a pornstar like Bree Olson in her shitty brown sweater on the shit…you know cuz pornstars aren’t supposed to be on morning shows…they are supposed to be passed out or jacked on meth…unable to function in order to live with their whore selves for exploiting their vaginas for what they thought was a good life, but that turned out to be a shitty life worse that hooking in the back alley behind their shitty town bar….unless they are Bree Olson who hook for Charlie Sheen then drop out of a dirty as fuck porn career to be on TV…what a fucking joke…..

Here’s the rest of the news…perfect for you to get conversation pieces for when you talk to yourself – cuz no one ever talks to you…

Goddess Bree Olson Talks AVN Awards on Good Day LA
Bree Olson famously dated Charlie Sheen as one of his “Goddesses”… she’s also known as an actress in the adult film biz.

Hottie teacher charged with armed robbery for prescription drugs
A Massachusetts middle school teacher is out on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty to pointing a gun in a man’s face and stealing his prescription drugs and cash.

Video: Car Stolen During Test Drive

Michigan 7th Grader Suspended For Accidentally Touching Teacher
A Michigan school teacher accidentally toucher her teacher while yawning and ended up with a 180-day suspension

Memphis Drama Teacher Arrested For Soliciting Young Men For Sex

Sugar Plumb Fairy Fired For Naughty Language
While waiting for a mandatory drug test Laura Coppinger cursed and lost her job in the town’s Christmas Festival.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

17

Nov

Candice Swanepoel for Rag & Bones of the Day

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Clothing company Rags & Bones, made the smart, yet obvious move, to hire Candice Swanepoel, a hugely popular model to do a photoshoot for what I can only imagine was a lot of money, for a what I can only imagine was a low budget, low prouction photoshoot where she rolls around on the beach slutty in their clothes….getting all wet and proving just hot good those Victoria’s Secret push-up bras are, because her breasts are small and humble, despite popular belief, not that small breasts suck, they just suck to those of you who thought she was busty….

Here are a bunch of the pics….not all 45 were worth bothering with…even if you argue that all pics of this South African High Aids Rate Living bitch are worth looking at…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel