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2011

16

Nov

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in the Wind of the Day

Sometimes the wind can be our best friend….I mean don’t tell that to Katrina Survivors, cuz they will just get mad, but sometimes, usually when the girl is wearing a loose enough fitting dress, the wind does wonders, getting that fabric jacked in all the right places…the wind has been responsible for me seeing ass, thong, pussy, and pussy definition all on girls I didn’t know who were just walking down the street and for that alone, I got no choice but to respect the wind, it’s better at picking up bitches than I am…and that wasn’t a tornado reference…or maybe it was..

Who cares, here’s Pippa…where even nature is stepping up and trying to push her into that slutty family disgace we all expected her to become….but hasn’t cuz she’s boring…even though we remind her every day that her sister’s way better than her…it’ll happen….I am sure of it…but this is all we got for now…

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2011

16

Nov

Elle Macpherson Promotes Lingerie by Not Wearing Lingerie of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is the first supermodel I remember jerking off to back in 1989….before that…It was strictly national geographic and my foster mother who made me do it in her mouth…but that’s a whole other story about a 14 year old coming to america via a werid sex cult that shaped me to be the man I am today…..and that’s not important, what is important is the shape of Elle Macpherson, 20 years later, looking just as lovely and the only disappointment is that she’s peddling undergarments, you know panties and such, but she’s too insecure and 50 to wear the shit for us, instead she’s taking the Liz Hurley “I’m a business woman now, I am not an object who looks amazing naked, I save that for the cunts I hire, while I rake in the millions”….and that’s one major flaw in capitalism and the american dream…immigrants taking our job.

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2011

16

Nov

Marisa Miller Milking Football to get Noticed of the Day

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I know Marisa Miller’s got an awesome hard body that she works hard on….but I just can’t get past how old and hard her face is….like an ex stripper who somehow slept her way into the SI Swimsuit issue….where she played up being all american, and the perfect chick for dudes, whether masturbating herself against a harley, or a gibson guitar….American staples, now she’s gone onto the NFL where she talks about her love of football, the perfect girl, or just a good self promoter…who knows…but here she is merging your favorite thing…girls and sports…and if you watch it on mute it’s better, cuz who cares what this botox face has to say or the lies she spews…we just wanna see more titty…

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2011

16

Nov

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

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There’s only so many times you can post pictures of a pregnant bitch, day after day, before you start feeling creepy, like a stalker, obsessed with her pregnancy in a sexual way….

Luckily, I never feel creepy, I just figure it’s all part of my personality, and we might as well embrace it cuz I’ not changing that, but I do wish I was changing Hilary Duff’s underwear for her…all lubricated with pregnancy drool.

I love her.

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2011

16

Nov

Mila Kunis In Some Tight Jeans of the Day

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Mila Kunis may be in tight jeans….but I’d prefer her in no jeans…she is one of the hottest vaginas in hollywood, keeping it all stuffy and caught up under all that fabric should be an offense….instead, shit should be in a trophy case, with spotlights on it at all times…touring town to town…letting all the people look and touch….but I gues that’s just fantasy, so I’ve got no choice but to be satisfied with what I got…which are these shitty fucking pics…

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2011

16

Nov

Throwback Fat Chick in Mud Getting Mad Viral Video of the Day

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Here’s some fat chick, in a bikini, covered in mud, losing her shit at some white trash event where I assume they burn ethnic people, and she gets worked up, cuz ethnic people are the only people who fuck her….

There are only 175,000 views, and shit needs to be in the millions…shot in June of this year….but new to me….this is still today’s throwback viral video….cuz I loved it…

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2011

16

Nov

Sophie Monk For No Real Reason of the Day

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The most amazing thing in this Sophie Monk character, besides from the fact that she has a vagina capable of eating a snowsuit and giving her cameltoe, is that she’s probably got more money than all of you…and that’s a testament to just how shitty hollywood, because garbage men offer better service to the world, you know leave a better impact than most celebrities, so you can only assume that a raccoon eating garbage out of your backyard, does more for the world that Sophie Monk, yet she’s better paid for her trash…

Unless of course it is hush money from the Good Charlotte sister, cuz she likely has dirty on him and can ruin him.

Who cares. I prefer her in her shitty low level embarrassing joke movies that pay her more that most people make in a year….where she shows tit…but seeing her useless at the airport works for me too

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2011

16

Nov

Ashlee Simpson Not Wearing Pants of the Day

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Aslee Simpson is at the level of fame where I write she’s not wearing pants, and the video or picture next to it is of her fisting herself listening to a Jessica Simpson medley of song, because Jessica Simpson is what made her, from the shitty albums, to the lip syncing…to pretty much everything she’s ever done….including the Fall Out Boy dude who knocked her up…..and really she only stayed in the media because it was fun to mock Jessica Simpson cuz Ashlee had everything she wanted….the younger sister was married, was skinny, had a baby…all things that Jessica couldn’t get as she got fatter and fatter…and now that she’s pregnant, with some K-Fed of her own….Ashlee Simpson just doesn’t matter…

She just looks like a lesbian with a pointy nose out to buy organic food or some shit…and that’s BORING. She needs to learn how to make pantsless better….

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2011

16

Nov

Mornin Hangover Dump of the Day g

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My friend dragged me out to see Hoover and it almost inspired me to start a film review section of the site, forcing my friend to take me to a movie daily, to review with nonsense that will never be taken seriously, but instead it inspired me to make gay jokes because his name was Hoover for a reason, and that reason was to suck dick…..the same sucking dick that made every homophobe who thought this wasn’t Brokeback Mountain 2 leave the second they found out the criminal fighting, wire tapping, breaching our rights law enforcer was a poofter….

THat said, here are some morning links….for those mournings you mourn the previous night and all things you’ve lost along the way. RIP.

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Free Cam Shows Because the Week is Far From Over and You Need a Break
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Scientists – The Other Mythbusters
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Heather Rae is Sexy by the Pool
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Joe Paterno Sold His House To His Wife For $1 Before Sandusky Scandal Broke
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Live Sex Shows. Check It Out
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The Things This Girl Can Do With Her Mouth – VIDEO
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Paula Patton: The P Is Free (2011/2012 Cover Story)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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