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2011

15

Nov

Wrong Way on the Escalator is the Viral Video of the Day

This is funny….some fancy lady in a fancy department store wasn’t too classy when she chanelled her inner 5 year old and walked up the escalator the wrong fucking way…and almost falls on her face as she struggles at the top, all because she was probably too lazy to walk around to find the up ride….even though this looks like it took work…maybe it is cuz she missed her pilates class that day…who fucking knows…it’s just funny to watch….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

15

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news to enlighten your ignorant mind…..you know to really make you realize that you are not the only idiot out there, but in fact there are a fucking lot of idiots, only they’ve gone to distance and got themselves on TV, while all you have done is masturbated 3 times today….weirdo

Here’s the news..

Man Buys Fully Loaded Minivan. Fully Loaded With Cocaine.
A California man bought a used minivan and upon having trouble with the windows he discovered that the 2008 minivan once used a rental car was stocked with 19 kilos of cocaine.

Jerry Sandusky Claims Innocence In Interview
Former Penn State Football coach Jerry Sandusky gave Bob Costas an exclusive interview and claimed that no improper contact or conduct took place between he and young children.

NJ Teenager Suspended Over Confederate Flag Sweatshirt
A New Jersey middle schooler Torri Albrecht was suspended when she wore a Confederate Flag sweatshirt to school upon refusing the request of officials that she take it off or turn it inside out.

Teen Claims Bullying Over ‘Osama’ Name
The family of Lake County Illinois high school student David Osama Haddad filed a lawsuit today alleging that he was bullied and attacked at Lake Central High School, and the district did nothing to help.

Young Punks Target Elderly Detroit Woman With Graffiti
They tagged her garage. When neighbors helped her paint over it, they made it worse.
http://www.redlasso.com/local/young-punks-target-elderly-detroit-woman/s

Update: Second Michigan Chuck E. Cheese Family Speaks Out
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/brawl-breaks-out-at-chuck-e-cheeses/

Cop Arrested for Shooting Cop Ex-Girlfriend
A Florida police officer fired 10 rounds at his cop ex-girlfriend and was then arrested at a pizza shop. The woman was unharmed thanks to her bulletproof vest.

University of Texas Frat Suspected of Drug Trafficking
Members of a UT Fraternity are suspected of running a drug trafficking ring.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

15

Nov

A Whole Lot of Bitches at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

It was the biggest fucking night in Hollywood….Twilight the pretend Last Episode cuz they are going to make more since it makes so much money premiere…..or what I prefer to call Porno for Tweens….cuz I tried watching the shit…all 109 year old vampire fucking a high school girl…both looking like they have aids, or a meth addiction, in some horrible acting, dialogue, shot on a digi cam with a weird green filter that makes me feel like I’m having a stroke….bullshit that makes billions….

I wasn’t invited, I never am, cuz I’m creepy and irrelevant but it turns out everyone else was…including some pussy…because like a videostore clerk offering his 16 year old neighbor some free twilight rentals if Twilight brings out the pussy.

I coulda done a post for each and every one of these bitches, but why not put it all into one like an orgy that will never happen, but in your weirdo fantasies, weirdo.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Banaged Up Looking Good from Far…and Her Tits looking ridiculous from close…I guess she’s getting the hang of getting noticed, it’s only been 2 decades of us talking about her tits, she might as well show them, despite the rest of her fat ass catching up to their disproportioned goodness….

Briana Evigan Rock Hard Tits

Genesis Rodriguez in Something Kinda See Through….

Maria Menounos Hotness

The Jenner Sisters or the new generation Kardashian Sister…designed to replace and take over so Kris Jenner’s womb has a legacy that spans different markets….staring with the pedophiles…cuz they are longer, leaner, hotter, and underage than their piggy, immigrant, trash sisters who should be shot out back like the dogs they are….

Here’s some mother daughter Heather Locklear and Ava Sambora Action…

Melissa Joan Hart the Pig Years

Cassie Scerbo’s a total slut all boxy and weird cleavaged in red….

Christian Serratos Proves Hormones in the FOod Aren’t All That Bad….except for the cancer thing….cuz they grow them titties to be nutty…

Ashley Greene Dressed Like One of those New Floral Tampons…designed to catch all blood…

Ashley Tisdale Had to Pee

Some Other Bitch Named Dania Ramirez or something spic..


It’s not a party without BLOSSOM!!

Posted in:Twilight Premiere

2011

15

Nov

Leighton Meester Wedding Fetish of the Day

I wonder if Leighton Meester likes being in wedding fetish videos today than her foot fetish videos that got her started in this acting career….cuz you know at least one person is getting off to her in this wedding dress, like at least one person got off to her in her bootleg underground foot fetish videos when she was trying to make ends meet in New York, as a daughter of a criminal just trying to get ahead…and you also know at least one person is getting off to the fact that her getting married on Gossip Girl means the end of Gossip girl…Leaving Blake Lively out of work and forced to fuck famous dudes for room and board…oh right she already is….but this isn’t about Blake Lively, who always rains on Leighton Meeter’s parade…It’s about Leighton Meester and the wedding dress, cuz some guys get off to married or engaged girls, maybe cuz it means no commitment for them, maybe cuz they like the challenge, maybe cuz they hate the institution of marriage and want to prove a point that all girls are sluts, even with a ring on it, despite the life lessons Beyonce has taught us….and while you ponder that…here are the Leighton pics…

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2011

15

Nov

Jojo’s Tits for Twitter of the Day

Rememeber when Jojo was this hip hop thuggy popstar at 16 who everyone wanted to fuck because she was 16 and America is weird about 16 year olds like that, since they aren’t allowed to fuck them by law, making her some forbidden fruit that was forgotten her 18th birthday, forcing her to date black dudes, get fat, only to come back now, like she wasn’t damaged goods, begging for your affection for a new album by posting her pretty shitty tits to twitter….and I think her strategy may be working….cuz here I am talking about her…when I was the few who never cared for her cuz I was too busy fucking hotter 16 year olds up in canada…cuz we’re allowed to do that.

Posted in:JoJo

2011

15

Nov

Heidi Klum Old Model Legs of the Day

This is for my readers who are still in the early 1900s when knees were fucking porno, cuz a bitch was forced to wear dresses to her ankles by law….or maybe it’d be more realistic if I said this is for my muslim readers, cuz a bitch is forced to wear dresses to her ankles or she gets stoned to death by her village….I assume any orthodox religion is equally uptight, where seeing knees is fucking crazy shit that makes a motherfucker go nuts and rape a bitch in repressed sexual angst…but unfortunately for me, I’m far too desensitized and unless she’s spreading her pussy and sticking wine bottles in it, I’m hardly interested…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

15

Nov

Ginger Spice Old and Slutty and Tight and Busty in Red of the Day

Ginger Spice is some old, washed up stripper who made it…I mean before the Spice Girls she was getting naked for money, during the Spice Girls she was exploiting her tits for money, allowing us to jerk off to her music videos, cuz this was a time before internet was readily available, and after getting kicked out of the Spice Girls she had all the money she needed, got fit, and even after babies, and aging, and all things that ruined the other Spice Girls, managed to keep her looking pretty sharp….This is some real life milf shit….all tight dressed, tight bodied, busty and amazing…like a Pilates class in the rich part of town midday when the husbands are at work and the kids at school and the moms are out to get noticed, botoxed face and platinum credit card, and a pussy willing to fuck cuz they sold themselves short in their youth for money and the good life….if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2011

15

Nov

Megan Fox Tight Pants of the Day


Here are some pictures of Megan Fox in some tight pants that I am only posting because I thought I could see vagina definition but didn’t see any vagina definition, you know seeing her pussy lip stick out like a tongue instead of her tongue sticking out like a tongue, leaving me all alone, scared, confused, and forced to remember that she keeps her vagina sacred, for a dude who played David on 90210 in the early 90s, and who has since done nothing, giving all the other losers out there hope, that one day they too may get some cunty, insecure, hot, but never naked celebrity bitch with no talent, who was replaced by a model cuz that’s how good she is at her craft, provided they have a couple million dollars….

Here are the tight pant pictures….

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

15

Nov

Lucy Pinder And Rhian Sugden Naked in A Tub

My friend went off on me at the stripclub the other night….They say that there is a real problem with obesity in schools, that 9 year olds need to get tested for cholestorol and high blood pressure, and all that shit, and that there’s only one or two skinny and active kids per class….in some global epidemic that apparently also affects stripclubs, cuz every stripper was fat, disgusting, except for one, who clearly had a meth problem….proving that stripclubs really are a microcosim of our society…

Either way, he get mad I don’t write about these UK bitches who have the greatest real tits, like Lucy Pinder…the glamor models, busty for no real reason other than living next to some factory in their working class town…

So here she is in the bath with Rhian Sugden, another glamor model….and she posted it to twitter cuz she wanted you to see…but I’m far mor einto her WHEN SHE’S STAGING TOPLESS PICS But the girls in the bath together fetish put up to twitter cuz they want us to see it….kinda works too.

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|Rhian Sugden

2011

15

Nov

Top Wet Heels Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I don’t know if youtube is weird…or if the people who use youtube are weird…I just know there is a huge underbelly of youtube watching little girls dancing, and other random, obscure and probably illegal fetishes, while videos of bitches naked, even though naked bitches is a normal occurrance that happens to normal women every fucking day….while guys making them shower in heels as they jerk off…is a little more twisted….but for some reason I can’t find naked girls on youtube…but I can sure find wet heels fetish videos….That’s Fucking weird.

Some Heels in the TUb…..Totally normal to be turned on to this…

Wet in Heels in the Shower…

Wet Pink Heels

Some Fuck Me Boots with Heels in the Shower

Bahing her High Heels….The Slideshow

Bathing the Red Heels – He Movie

Heels Without a the Person Attached to them…We call this – Pure Heels

I think this one is my favorite….

Posted in:stepLIST