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2011

18

Nov

Tori Spelling Big Naked Mom Tits on Twitter of the Day

The story goes like this – Allegedly Dean McDermott, Tori Spelling’s husband and baby daddy posted this picture of his son on twitter, probably knowing Tori’s tits were in the background, but figuring no one followed him, and wouldn’t notice, or even if they did notice, that it’s be a fun little publicity stunt, like where’s Waldo, only instead it is where is weird gappy implant titty with dark milk filled nipples…

Obviously both parties knew this was in the picture, it wasn’t an accident, it was just awesome, so I’d think we should all thank them for not being uptight cunts, and instead for playing along, showing us tit, even if we’d rather not see the tit, cuz we’d always rather see the tit…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that I think all wives should show of their tits if their faces aren’t in the picture cuz I want to see every breast invented……and so does every other dude…even on bitches we wouldn’t go out of our way to see topless…cuz topless is amazing

Posted in:Tori Spelling

2011

18

Nov

Stella Hudgens is 16 and Bendy of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens has been pimping out her 15 year old sister for a few months, because I guess she feels she’s marketable, or maybe she feels she can help, or maybe she wants the attention off her weight gain, lesbian haircut and attempt to re-invent herself with nude pics that backfired cuz she had 5 O’Clock shadow…it happens to all trolls…

Well it turns out that sister is now 16, and upon investigating her twitter, I have found some pictures of her showing her flexibility….and since I know thanks to youtube there is a high demand for videos of teen girls doing gymnastics…I mean I’m sure for no sexual reason whatsoever….that I’d post them….and remember 16 is legal in Canada, I’ve been there and it’s not that interesting…Seriously.

Here is Stella Hudgens following in her older chimpmunks footsteps…Goodtimes…Now if you are thinking obscene thoughts, stop being a pervert, let a girl show her ballet skills in short as fuck shorts like it is a fetish video to her friends in peace, without having you masturbate all over it and ruining it for her and everyone involved…It’s awkward.

That said…genius publicity stunt Stella the next Momsen and Cyrus….genius…

Some other pics to remind you you’re looking at pics of a kid….

You’re fucking sick….This is someone’s daughter…but then again so is every girl and her vagina….but that doesn’t change the fact that you are sick.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2011

18

Nov

Arizona Muse Topless for Vogue Russia of the Day

Here’s an american model for a change…I mean 90 percent of models seem to be from other countries….there are only a handful homegrown…and I figure it is because homegrown definitely is a literal thing you fast food eating, high fructose corn syrup addicted, pigs living the American Dream and dying of obesity related diseases thanks to corporations using you to make them rich at your expense…serving you product they don’t even drink…as Coca Cola execs how many cokes he has a day…and he’ll say he only drinks their shitty tap water brand..

Not that it matters…

What matters is that Arizona Muse is a lovely lean girl from Sante Fe….she’s 23 and there’s no way her name is actually Arizona Muse…see cuz it’s one of those marketing things to make her seem more memorable….Jenny Smith just doesn’t cut it…but wha helps it out is that Muse is always willing to get naked for fashion…I’ve posted a bit on her nude modeling for fashion not for art students like a welfare bitch in the past…and I’m doing it again…this time for Vogue Russia….cuz I love models.

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2011

18

Nov

Ali Larter Pantsless of the Day

Ever since Ali Larter had her kid, she’s been out there trying to get noticed. She’s gone out all hard mom nipple without a bra and changing her underwear in public…. now she’s gone and put on a men’s shirt that makes her look like the one night stand you met on your business trip after you fucked her, walking around your hotel room, washing up, only as you sit their satisfied, empty-balled, knowing your wife will never find out….but instead she’s out pumping gas, like some common whore, who didn’t have enough time to get dressed and was forced to run out to make an escape cuz the whore stole your wallet and this is the getaway…I mean why else would she be wearing a men’s shirt pumping gas?

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

18

Nov

Selena Gomez Sex Doll Isn’t Hot of the Day

This is an interesting rendition of Selena Gomez’s face…I can assume was done to make the fans who hate her for child molesting their man happy…..I just hope that they did a more accurate job with her pussy….all dripping with Beiber semen to get all the little girls exicted…or maybe it is in fact sculpted out of Beiber semen that was milked out of him with Usher Raymond’s mouth, like weird dude who used to live down my hall who masturbated in a jar for years before turning into art because I’m just assuming Usher is that kind of over-the-top weirdo…you know all hip hop billionaire and shit…

And what it really comes down to is that these wax figures are ridiculous…..

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

18

Nov

Fran Drescher Sucking Some Candy of the Day

Disgusting – a little less candy, a lot more sit ups fatty. Not only is her laugh annoying but apparently so is looking at her in a tight red dress and imagining her naked….

I was never into Fran Drescher, but I’d take that small wasted Nanny fetish over this old dumpy shit anyday…and worst of all i bet she blames it on her cancer treatment like a typical fat person, instead of taking ownership of her pig like behavior like sucking lollipops harder than she sucked cock to get famous.

Posted in:Fran Drescher

2011

18

Nov

Trans Siberian Orchestra Nipple of the Day

My friend was at the Trans Siberian Orchestra sow in Beavercreek Ohio…I just assumed because he liked little kids singing his favorite classics like a mall Santa forced to quit being a Mall Santa due to being caught as a sex offender….you know like some kind of pervert…

But he impressed me….when he snapped off a pic of one of the adult women performing with a hard nipple…and I’m pretty amazed that from his vantage point he could get in that close…maybe he’s got a future as a pervert photographer…I should send him to the bottom of the escalator of his favorite Ohio mall….but I figure everyone in Ohio is 500 pounds so that won’t work…or will it?

Here’s the perv pic to get you in the Christmas spirit….. Thanks for sending it in brother.

Posted in:TSO

2011

18

Nov

Jeff Gordon’s Wife Ingrid Vandebosch in a Bathing Suit of the Day

So for those of you who aren’t Nascar Fans, Jeff Gordon is Nascard driver and Ingrid Vandebosch is his wife….She’s 41. She was a model from Belgium who only made it into SI in 2008 after marrying an athlete…but who did other work…I’m just not sure what caliber of work and I’m not gonna bother looking for the titty pics…that I can only assume exist from back then….cuz that’s what modeling is about…it is a soft sell, easier way to convince girls to get naked for money, by disguising it as fashion and art….

Who cares, here she is a mom of 2 in a one-piece…cuz she knows she’s 41 and not what she once was before being a mom of 2.

Posted in:Ingrid Vandebosch

2011

18

Nov

Kathie Lee Gifford Sweaty Squatter of the Day

So I posted last night that Regis died before his retirement in this Vespa Accident on Letterman…

It turns out he survived and the fall was hardly as funny as it should have been, so he made it to his last show, cuz he is retiring and that glorious, historic event brought out his past host, busty Kathie Lee Gifford, who anyone who stayed home sick in the early 90s jerked off to….and who based on POSTS ABOUT HER TITS still jerk off to her…

She came out all sweaty armpits for the armpit fetishists….all red headed for the red head fetishists…..all big breasted for the busty festishists…..all big assed for the menopausal women fetishists….she exudes sex, makes me wonder why Frank cheated on her…oh right…cuz she’s annoying as fuck…

Posted in:Kathie Lee Gifford|Kathy Lee Gifford

2011

18

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

The news is amazing….I love it and you should to because these are the real people making important enough moves to go from being unknown weirdos to being televised weirdos…public humilation for doing stupid things is always entertaining…..here’s the latest I got for you.

Wisconsin Man Slashed With Samurai Sword By Jealous Ex-Boyfriend
The odd part is that the attacker gave his victim a ride to the hospital afterward

NM Cops Arrested For Brutal Attack On Suspect

NJ Teacher Belittles Special Needs Student

Airline Pilot Gets Stuck In Bathroom On Flight
A mid-air terror scare broke out when an airline pilot was trapped in the plane’s bathroom.

Alleged White House Shooter’s Oprah Audition Tape
Two months ago suspected White House shooter Oscar Ortega-Hernandez asked an Idaho University student to videotape a segment pitch to Oprah Winfrey for her ‘Make A Difference’ campaign.

Video Shows Police Beating Student
Aman Abdulaziz had a goal at Sam Houston State University. The 19-year-old was majoring in history and planned to be a lawyer.

Syracuse coach accused of molestation
Police said late Thursday they were investigating a molestation allegation against long-serving Syracuse University basketball assistant coach Bernie Fine.

Blind Man Claims Innocence in Child Porn Arrest
A Tennessee man claims that the child porn found on his computer wasn’t his and his disability wasn’t dealt with correctly.

‘Car Bomb’ Prank Signs Land Ga. Man in Jail
A Woodstock, Ga. man was charged with terroristic threats because of two signs he left on a stranger’s car that was parked in front of his house, police say.

CO Transgender Teen Suspended For Using Girls Bathroom
Dionne Malikowski of Fort Collins, Colorado was suspended for using a girls bathroom after being instructed to use the boys bathroom or staff bathrooms instead, but fear of her safety after years of harassment.

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