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2022

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I should have been a drug dealer, a pimp, a stripper manager, even a strip club DJ, NEXT UP THE LOVELY AMANDA, maybe a pornographer, anything but a dude who writes a blog that no one reads, probably never read, because who the fuck reads!

I don’t read websites, that shit hurts my eyes, I don’t think I ever read websites, but here I am updating one, that’s just fucking lunacy!

I blame laziness, I AM A VICTIM, it’s YOUR fault for not being a better mentor or spirit guide, for not offering me a lucrative career in the underbelly of society!

I mean, I guess I can’t blame YOU, since you definitely made it very clear that blogs are a waste of time, so THANK YOU for that friend!

Do adults actually have friends? Seems like a stupid concept? What do ya’ll do with friends? What do you talk about or do you just fuck each other’s wives and stare at each other’s college aged daughters tits, high fiving know you’d double team her, if you weren’t old tired fucks, or their dads!

What a world! with the impending societal collapse, we’ve got LOTS of reflecting to do, don’t we, or we can ignore it and click on th motherfucking links, NEXT UP the LOVELY stepLINKS!

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Elle Fanning Looking Hot as Britney
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Olivia Cooke for Savage By Fenty
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Olivia Culpo Grabbig her Man’s Cardboard Crotch
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Adult Star Stella Barey’s Guide to Bacterial Vaginosis!
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Alex Daddario’s Nude Tease
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Florence Pugh’s See Through Outfit
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Don’t Kiss the Cobra
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Vanessa Hudgens is Ready for Halloween
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Top
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Scandal at the Late Erie Walleye Fishing Competition
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15 Censored Cartoons
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Let’s Go Brandon is 1 Year Old
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Irina Shayk Goes Punk
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Megan Fox and her Ever Changing Look
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Zuck’s Wife at UFC Event
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Kylie Jenner’s See Trough Outfit
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Sasha in the Lily Pads
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Padres Fan Brawl
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Bikini Babes in Mallorca
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Nova Djokovic Tries Wheel Chair Tennis
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Wrenches VS the Hydraulic Press
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Coast Guard Releases Hurricane Saves
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How Erasers are Made
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Andy Reid’s State Farm Ad
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Horse Fart!
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Movie Portrayal VS Reality
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The Joy of Having a dog
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Gracie Hunt in Yellow!
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How Rats Get into Toulets
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Hurricane Takes Down Mailbox
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Inside the Largest Aquarium in South America
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Antonio Brown Trolls Brady with a Pic of Him and Gisele
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Space Footage Fail
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Colorized WWI Footage
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Compilation of Animals Getting Scared
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Karlie Kloss Does Fashion Week
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Malu Trevejo in Fishnet
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Tyler Herro Gets Paid
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Adult Star Stella Barey’s Guide to Bacterial Vaginosis!
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Shailene Woodley Showing Leg
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Thylane Blondeau Sheer Outfit
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Halsey in a Weird Top
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Jodie Sweetin Cleavage
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Florence Pugh in. Slutty Outfit
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Eva Longoria Legs
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Eva Longoria in a Slutty Outfit in Paris
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Model Deva Cassel Looking Hot
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Zendaya in a Slutty Outfit for Fashion
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Paris Jackson in a Black Dress
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Simone AShley in a Sheer Outfit
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Lori Harvey in a Bra Top
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Maddy Pestch in a Pink Outfit
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Olivia Rodrigo Cleavage
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Jasmine Tooks in a Tight Dress
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Jordyn Woods in a Thong Outfit
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Josephie Skriver in a Black Dress
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Jenna Ortea in a Short Skirt
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Anja Rubik in a Sheer Top
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Dove Cameron in Paris
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Bella Hadid Bra Top
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Naked Girl is Stacked
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Hotel Big Titty Flash
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Slutty Girls in Cars
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Slutty Girls on Balconies
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Emma Flashing
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Shower Tanlines
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Laa Rhods Naked
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Amateur Fuckers
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Play Ball
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Vanessa fucks
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2022

03

Oct

Denise Richards Continues of the Day

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I’ve been watching the Denise Richards OnlyFans trainwreck since I first heard that her and her daughter were launching OnlyFans as the people of the pervert generation on a money hustle do!

What I forgot in watching the whole thing unfold, is that the Billionaire, who has been an advertiser on this site over the years for his other website (Myfreecams), and who we think is a pretty fucking brilliant internet marketer, not to suck no dick, but he’s a fucking billionaire off owning a platform that celebs you’d never expect to sell nudes, sell nudes on, it’s brilliant!

But yeah, OnlyFans gives people signing bonuses that they can’t refuse, because they know the marketing hype, the money they’ll make back and the spillover in influencing others to get on board, is just a proven business model, so they likely gave Denise Richards 1,000,000 dollars to do this and in a “what would you do for a million dollars” questionnaire, selling nudes to lame fans is probably high up on the list!

So I’m here thinking NO ONE cares to see a half dead Denise Richards, thinking she’s pathetic or desperate now that Child Support Payments from Charlie Sheen have ended, but she likely got paid off the top and is fulfilling commitments, in the worst way possible, because there is no way anyone is actually into this, when they can just watch her old smut!

Either way, it’s a trainwreck I like, even though I hate it, but it’s humiliating for her, even if she got paid, and that’s funny!

Posted in:Denise Richards

2022

03

Oct

Joey King Upskirt of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is one of those super fucking famous teen starlets, who is currently touring her album, since she doesn’t just act, but also sings, and apparently does TikTok smut that you’d expect any faous person of her generation to do, because that’s the only way you exist! Social Media!

Well, as it turns out, when you’re famous, you can recruit other famous chicks as your back-up dancers and today, holding up the back is Joey King who may havee a bit of an upskirt no one notices because she’s just not as hot as Sabrina Carpenter holding up the front!

Joey King is however hotter than she used to be, because she’s got a decent rack that she’s been showing off in her own quest of getting more high profile as an actor after being nominated for a Golden Globe, but this dance video isn’t really representative of that, but famous chicks doing slutty titktoks to compete with the sluts on TikTok, bringing their professionalism, worth a look!

Yes, a more viral and relevant in this era of pervs collab would be scissoring, but we can’t always get what we want!

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2022

03

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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COVID IS OVER!

I am sure there are still some mental cases still pushing vaccines, the whole narrative, wearing masks, but they are few and far between, because the rest of the sane world has done what they had to do, feel lied to, and can’t be bothered participating in insanity!

I know there are still people talking about the virus, still rocking masks, still scared, still lining up for 5th and 6th shots, but they aren’t the general population, who has probably already had covid, said “who gives a shit” because they survived it and are already back to raw dogging strangers they meet, now with more creampies, since they are all impotent!

I don’t know what that means for the healthcare hero, will people still want to support their nude side hustle now that they are no longer heroes, or are we all burnt out from anything medical, hospital or clinic!

I guess, I’m always ready for a naughty nurse, they’ve always been the hooker of the health care industry, the sex that’s their to fuck doctors so they can live that good life without having to spend all those years in school, I just don’t really like scrubs as much as nurse fetish costumes, but we take what we can get!

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

03

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Looking Non Binary of the Day

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I don’t know if Ireland Baldwin is transitioning, or if her shaved head brings out her sheer high testosterone size, but I will say that she looks real fucking androgynous, almost like a dude I went to High School with who was in a band and got into snowboarding in its early form, bleached hair buzz cut and all, sure he didn’t have tits like tits, but if he did, I’d likely play with them, since they are massive, but I doubt they’d turn me on beause TITS alone aren’t always enough, but clearly Alec Baldwin’s first, possibly least favorite, since he’s gone onto have 9 more kids, before he spends his life in prison for murder, as if that will happen, he’s famous and they don’t go down for murder, but yeah, this is Ireland really putting the whole are the big tits enough to the test, because there is no way the rest of her isn’t a 17 year old boy who likes eating!

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2022

03

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, or what’s for dinner when you’re on a budget and can’t afford actual hot chicks, so you go for the old, tired, retired, expired, which isn’t always a fail, because some are experienced, trained, come from a marriage where they hated their husband and learned how to make him CUM super fast with their mouths, or are more open minded after years of neglect, exhaustion from raising kids, and perversion!

Not all MOMs are MILFS, the key to making them worthy of jerking off to is the ILFS part of MILFS, which means they are not all that bad, just not all that good, but the FUNNY thing about MILFS in this slut society, is that their blown out mom cunts are less blown out than their younger counterparts, since they haven’t fucked that much oveer the last 20 years of being MILFS!

I used to hate on the damaged bodies of MILFS, but now I’m like, who fucking cares, it’s pussy, even if it comes with baggage, since it all does!

Plus, if they are actual MILFS, they can nurture you when you’re sick, tend to your needs, mend your broken wings, be too busy to annoy you or to get caught up in bullshit, since they have that with their baby daddy, and make you dinner, desert and even clean you up after you shit yourself after drinking too much, since they know how to do all that thanks to being moms!

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2022

03

Oct

Carmen Electra Stripper Gear of the Day

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Carmen Electra is still Carmen Electra, even if she’s a botox, filler, filtered version of the Carmen Electra we once knew and loved, who was also plastic back then, so she’d have to be plastic and probably titanium now that she’s older and more rotten!

Clearly, she’s still got some slutty fucking outfits that she’s taken outside with a towel, to not get her asshole too cold from that cemement, at her age, sitting on concrete asshole first is guaranteed Hemorrhoids!

It is pretty bold that she took it to the streets, one of those TikTok Challenges, only for Old People who don’t understand smart phones of “sluttiest outfit in public” that I am sure her neighbors are happy about, just not as happy as the pool cue that she’s sexually assaulting!

I mean, she’s old, she’s photoshopped, she’s fake as shit, but I’m liking the effort she’s putting into her smut, it’s easy to make good smut, you’d think her old 90s work ethic and experience would next level her content from the lazy new generation! She’s not quite there yet, but I believe in her!

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2022

03

Oct

Bella Hadid’s Fashion Show Titty of the Day

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Bella Hadid is marketed as a top model, which is fine, since the fashion industry and modling is a fucking scam, and if they want to take an LA rich kid who was the sister of some viral instagram model, allowing them to pretend she’s a legit model, and not just a rich kid with an audience, what difference does that make in our lives, nothing! It makes no difference!

Whether you are like me and think her face is hard, masculine and scary, or of the marketed to aggressively and buying into her being hot, who cares, because it’s about her body man, and her body is good!

I don’t know how real it is, what procedures she’s had done to turn herself high fashion, top of the food chain fashion, like a Jenner but less vile, or damaging to society, still vile, just less vile, because the fashion industry she endorses pushes a lot of bullshit onto people, making them think they need desinger shit to matter, overpaying for bullshit product that probably cost the brands 5 percent or less than what they are selling it for, all marketing hype thanks to people like this, which is detrimental for society as a whole! Pushing excess, consumption, capitalism, scamming people out of hard earned money to try to fit in with a shitty society of trash! I am not a fan

But her body’s pretty good and in this Fashion Show for Stella McCartney during fashion week, she’s showing some little nip, making her titty look great, and That’s what it is about, let her push her bullshit, build her ego after growing up the ugly sister, so long as the tits come out to keep the haters like me happy!

TITS for FASHION is always a classic no matter who the model partaking in the high class smut is!

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2022

03

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I wonder if the breast feeding fetish is a human response to all these fat and vile bitches protesting for the right to abort their potential babies after a creampie encounter with a stranger from tinder goes wrong, when all they were looking for was some intimacy or a feeling of connection with the stranger in the night!

I find it funny, because in Canada where you can abort babies up until 6 months I think, the idiots brainwashed by the internet are using the same hustle or arguments as the fat ugly girls protesting abortion in the USA, some women’s right nonsense, when they have the right to vacuum that little bastard out of them, which based on the way they present themselves, is probably doing the baby a favor!

The shocking thing is that those abortion protestors begging for abortions instead of being responsible with their cunts are some of the ugliest humans around, meaning the abortion is a good thing, maybe it will sterilize them to keep those genetics the fuck out of our society!

But yeah, is all this abortion talk making dudes horny for breeders, for women who want kids, for tits that function the way tits are designed to, because if you break it down, it’s pretty cool that a tit, something I’ve jerked off to for 40 years can FEED a fucking village, I mean that’s a huge fucking selling point, and when it’s in action it’s more SWOLE, at it’s PEAK SWOLE, which is ALSO amazing, so with that, we celebrate TITTY MILK sexualized since we’re perverts and EVERYTHING is sexualized!

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

03

Oct

Stefan’s Nip Slip Round Up of the Day

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I have a titty obsessed friend named Stefan, who doesn’t really like that I am an endorser of the small tits, because he loves the big tits, not realizing that I love the big tits too, I just don’t like fake tits, so supporting the small tit movement and the small titty girls confident in their small tits, saves at least one insecure set of small tits out there from hacking themselves up and getting shitty bolt ons, it’s charitable work, but you’d have to be crazy to not be into big tits!

That said, he is the only person I communicate with online and he’s into these fake or staged or AUTHENTIC nip slip on social media moments we can assume are designed for CLOUT building, but that involve tits being flashed so fuck yeah!

I told him I would dedicate a post to his nip slip finds, that’s the kind of lazy blogger I am, let someone else do my digging, so if you have shit you want me to post, send it over so I don’t have to try to be creative since I peaked a decade ago, it’s been nothing but downhill since, and we’re barely hanging on by a thread – so we coasting!

With that said, some random nip slips!

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