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2011

19

Oct

Ali Lohan Skinny Girl Porn of the Day

People always hate on the skinny chicks…those people…usually fat chicks…

I’m married to a fat chick and there’s nothing nice about it…it feels gross, it looks gross, and if she’s fat enough, it smells fucking gross…

I wish that she took some of these starving girl lifestyle choices, cuz it’d make my life that much better…..cuz everytime I see her eat, I want to throw the fuck up….it’d be nice if she was just a little anorexic…you know if she stopped eating fucking donuts…

Years ago, I found some real weird anorexia fetish site…and pleaded with women to take their lead….cuz the Kim Kardashian / fat ass movement was messing everything up….so it’s nice to see Ali Lohan doing things lean and right….it is inspiring…

Now someone, make this girl more famous.

TO SEE SOME SKINNY TEEN GIRLS NAKED – CUZ IT IS A FETISH
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Posted in:Ali Lohan

2011

19

Oct

George Clooney Brings Stacey Keibler’s Nipple Tape Out of the Day



Wow….Two Days in a Row….

George Clooney has brought Wrestler, Stacy Keibler out of her cage/ the wrestling ring of obscurity, to another event a second day in a row and she looked hot….I’m not sure if part of her allure is the fact that she’s got a long lean body, or whether it is that she’s already retired from the one thing she’s known for, and she’s already pulled the “I’m nowhere in my career” DWTS card, or if it’s all the hot fucking EROTIC WRESTLING MOVES that she’s brought to the bedroom with her….but I am sure she’s got an allure far greater than any other wrestling bitch…probably cuz she doesn’t look like a trashy fake tit stripper…

She’s hot…which is weird…cuz I took Clooney for more of a Chyna guy….IF you know what I mean.

Here’s more of her nipple tape…

Posted in:Stacey Keibler

2011

19

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Has Great Tits of the Day

Here’s some Lindsay Lohan, possible meth addict, probably heroin addict, definite cracker I love….all hard plastic faced like the stripper begging for a lap dance cuz she bought her fake lips and botox on credit card and she needs to pay the shit off or her doctor’s gonna remove her implants…..something that will never happen to Lohan cuz she’s rich…and even the most angry surgeon wouldn’t ruin whatever’s going on with her hot tear drop shaped tits…that I’m convinced are fake cuz they look so firm and nice as the rest of her has fallen apart….street walkin’….

I love her.

Here’s Lohan heading to court for violating some bullshit that won’t get her locked up looking like a zombie….two weeks before halloween cuz she’s a first mover, trendsetter like that…maybe it’s a self fulfilling prophecy….cuz she sees death in her near future…I’m just hoping I get the chance to save her first…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

19

Oct

Katherine Heigl’s Sloppy Body and Fat Tits of the Day

Here are some slopppy Heigl tits…..she’s a mom who has ruined the mom tit fetish I’ve recently developed watching moms this past summer at the coffee shop…or in the park…doing mom yoga trying to get their bodies tight again…even though it’s a waste of time…cuz having a kid kinda takes that ability away from a motherfucker….

I think it has to do with me always being hungry and liking tits, killing two birds with one nipple….but Heigl just looks dumpy as shit and it amazes me that she even got famous to begin with…I’d bet there are dozens and dozens of girls hotter and more talented just not known yet…I think it’d be a good time to replace this one with them, she’s tired and it’s time to hang her career up to focus on mom shit….mom shit I’m sure is vile in her case…cuz you don’t get a body like this eating well….

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

19

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news…

Woman Arrested For Assaulting Husband With Cupcakes

PA High School Football Players In Trouble For Tea Bagging Teammate

Police: Man Attacks 2 People, Strips at Atlanta Airport
A man is accused of attacking people at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport and then stripping his clothes off.

Iowa Pastor Busted in Prostitution Ring
A pastor in Iowa was one of nine men busted in a prostitution ring.

Detroit Woman Sees Stolen Items on Facebook

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

19

Oct

Kim Kardashian Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

KIM KARDASHIAN IS A PORNSTAR – DESPITE HER PR SPIN – SHE’S A PORNSTAR – DON’T FORGET IT

Now that I got that out of my system – you see cuz I’m annoyed a bitch who had a sex tape that was spun intelligently makes 100,000,000 dollars a year because brands pay her and associate themselves with her – despite being a fucking dirtbag whore who filmed herself fucking for exactly this reason – and that pisses me off….

I don’t find her hot, I find her fat. I don’t find her interesting, I find her lazy and boring. I don’t find her cool, I find her tacky, trashy disgusting….

But I’m posting pictures of her period friendly, fat chick friendly cuz it is very very tight and shapes her proper….because I’m more pathetic than her….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

19

Oct

OMG!It’s the Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 of the Day

…and she looks like she has Down’s Syndrome.

Yes….This is my way of mocking Esquire’s journalistic integrity, because it’s obvious they were paid off for the shit, people just don’t pay enough attention to care or call them out on it…

Sure…that probably means I’ll never get a cover, unless this site blows up and I am forced to buy myself one…in which case the dying magazine will give me all that I want….

But that won’t happen…so here’s Rihanna proving Esquires lie.

Here’s her Rihanna – We Found Love – Slutty Music Video THat Just Dropped…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

19

Oct

Hilary Duff is a Hot Pregnant Chick of the Day

I’ve only started liking Hilary Duff since she got pregnant and started swelling up. Maybe it is cuz she’s filled out her broad shoulders, or maybe it’s cuz I know she doesn’t use condoms and lets dudes cum inside her….or maybe it’s cuz she’s got fat titties….all hormonal and swollen….or maybe it’s cuz she’s so dangerous with her pregnancy…who know…I just know I like it….tight dress, polluted womb, pre-shredded apart tainted post-pregnancy lady parts….

Here’s some more Duff tits, in a tank top, being squeezed together, all fatter than they used to be, possibly hormonal and slutty, but no one knows cuz it’s not Hilary, it’s Haylie…but I’d into this cuz Horse Faces don’t scare me anymore…I’m far more leniant and less angry than I once was…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

19

Oct

Chaz Bono Grabbing Her Ass of the Day

I don’t care if a bitch sews up her pussy, stretches out her clit, inserts plastic testicle implants, jacks herself up on testosterone and pretends she’s a dude…she’s still a dainty light on her feet bitch who takes it up the ass and who I can’t legally get in trouble for beating up cuz legally she’s a man… to me….No Homo…cuz hormone therapy, vagina sewing, titty removal or not…she’s still a chick to me…baby she was born that way….fuck you Gaga for polluting my borderline homo post of the day….

Ok, enough of this…it is just getting awkward, weird, uncomfortable, and confusing…kinda like Chaz Boner grabbing her big weird looking ass….

Posted in:Chaz Bono

2011

19

Oct

Some Vagina at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Every once in a while I like to look at pictures of bitches at events I wasn’t invited to because after 6 years of running a bullshit site about celebrities I hate, why would I get invited to Hollywood events like I was Perez Hilton….because I don’t matter and as far as I’m concerned, either do these bitches….but they think they do…and I guess that significant difference is what sets us apart..I mean that and the fact that you want to have sex with their tits, or at least see them naked….even if you may not know who any of them are…F-List….but more important than any of us….depressing to some…but all right to me…cuz I hate getting off the couch anyway….and wouldn’t attend their event if they paid me…so there…

Maria Canals

Abigail Spencer See Through

Kristin Cavalari

Mena Suvari

Julie Bowen

Posted in:Abigail Spencer|Julie Bowen|Kristin Cavalari|Maria Canals|Mena Suvari