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2011

30

Sep

Miranda Kerr in Lingerie Cuz It’s Her Job of the Day

As a guy who doesn’t have sex with hot girls or girls who are in the clubs looking hot…

I am a huge fan of these padded bras that make little real tits look like they are huge implants because I get to appreciate the show and the fact that a billion dollar company probably spent millions upon millions on making this fucking happen while kids in their backyards were starving cuz the state of the economy makes their families fucking broke….

See cuz I don’t have to deal with the disappointment of when you get the seemingly busty slut back home, only to find out she’s barely I fucking b-cup, but I can see how annoying that kind of lie would be, since I used to stuff my pants with a 10 inch dildo back when I was younger, and saw the disappointment from any girl I convinced to fuck me after dancing with them all night….Yes there was a time I wasn’t a pathetic loser unable to get laid…

Here’s Miranda Kerr showing her mom body that’s been photoshopped to shit and I like it…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

30

Sep

Horse Crash is the Viral Video of the Day

This is a viral video that brings great joy in my life, only because I’m a fucking asshole, who thinks those horse drawn carriages in cities is fucking cruelty to animals, and I always wish the fucking horses plot some kind of revenge together that will set them fucking free….Seriously, I see these tourist paying these homeless looking people for these scenic rides that hardly represent anything historical or romantic as horses suffer from heat, dehydration and not being taken care of, and it makes me mad, so here’s some horses taking back their lives….It’s empowering.


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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

30

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Gym Clothes of the Day

I always hate on Ashley Tisdale for her ugly face that she’s tried to modify with plastic surgery cuz she also hated on her ugly face….and that in itself is funny, cuz insecure girls who put themselves out there, usually put out…

But the truth is that, I appreciate that she recognizes her flaws, and makes up for it with constant working out, giving her this tight little body, cuz body is what you fuck, so when the rest of her gets old and haggard, faces don’t matter as much as a tight little ass….

Making me wish she was in on the self shot nudes with Vanessa Hudgens…cuz I’m tired of not seeing celebs naked, shit’s getting stagnant and bottom feeders don’t seem to bottom feed anymore – and that sucks.

Here’s some more boring pics…seems to be the foundation of this fuckign site…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

30

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Legs in Jeans of the Day

Here’s Rosie Huntington rocking some ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO HAIRY VEST …what a fucking scandal..who fucking cares…

It’s like two tall skinny bitches, one who went onto be a mom, the other to be a Megan Fox replacemnt are getting paid by the same motherfucker to wear the same ugly vest, when really both these twats should be half naked, but for some reason, are cocky, and forget their life purpose and that annoys me.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2011

30

Sep

Rosamund Pike in Gym Clothes of the DAy

I have absolutely no idea who Rosamund Pike is. I just know she’s wearing tight pants that I was hoping were riding up her pussy, or jacked up her ass, but the paparazzi have let me down, and I’ve let you down, assuming there is a you, since I’m pretty sure I’m talking to myself, at least that’s what my stats imply…not that I blame you, with posts like this, I’d unbookmark my ass too….and all this to say that Rosamund Pike is responsible for my demise.

Posted in:Rosamund Pike

2011

30

Sep

Jessica Alba Mom Body of the DAy

I watched some thicker looking bitch in spandex yesterday get her car backed into by a massive truck, only for her and her big tits and round ass run after the fucking truck in what was my kind of accident porn, mainly because she had a pair of fuck me boots with the highest heels, making her stalky, thickness look lean and voluptuous in the Kim Kardashian fashion tip….leading me to a conclusion I never thought I’d come to, called willingness to fuck fatties so long as they are in heels.

Here’s Jessica Alba contributing to that revelation…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

30

Sep

Top Lapdance Fetish Videos of the Day

Youtube is a porn site, yeah no one cares, I have no idea why I bother wasting my time on this investigative journalism, I just do it cuz I got nothing else going on. Go me…as I fade into obscurity, getting a tattoo on my dick that reads never mainstream even though the perks of being mainstream are something I’d appreciate, mainly a private jet…

Black Girl Gets Lapdanced While She Smokes…

I Call THis Oscar Interrupted Us…

3 Person Lap Dance

Up Against the Wall Grind

2 Better Black Girls Lapdance

Jamals First Lap Dance

this has turned out to be a shitty fetish…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

30

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…

Well actually I woke up earlier by a lovely bout of diarrhea which felt amazing on my hemorrhoids, in a “Hey, how you doing, thanks from eating hot sauce and drinking all that beer you gluten allergic slob”….so went back to be to wallow in my misery…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet.

Little People, Midgets, Whatever You Call Them, We’re Starting the Day With One – VIDEO
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20 Sexiest Bad Luck Hotties in Sports
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Free Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Braless Brooklyn Decker and More
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How to Make a BMW Look Fucking Ridiculous – VIDEO
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Alexandra is Pretty Pink
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That Dude Martun is Confirming The Gay Sex He Had With Chris Brown. This is Worth Reading
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Live Cam Show fun, From Me To You
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The Things This Girl Pulls Out Of Her Ass – VIDEO
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Gabby Jeanne: Good Things Come in Small Packages
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sofia Vergara: WTF Are You Looking At?
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Jennifer Aniston And Her Hard Nipples In New York
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Sloppy But I’d Fuck Her
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

In case you haven’t heard…the stepLINKS changes lives…I’m not sure if they change lives in a good way, or in a bad way, but I’m assuming they don’t change lives at all, because I’m gonna assume no one reads the site, that’s why it’s so depressing around here…

Did Nicole Richie Get Implants – Bikini Before and After
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Teen Mom Farrah’s Implants in a Bikini
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Holly Madison Insures Breasts for 1 Million Dollars
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30 Sexy Sports Hotties
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John Waters Words of Wisdom
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I wish Kim Kardashian Got Stoned When Shooting for Harpers Arabia
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Asian Scooter Awesomeness
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Best Celeb Twitpics
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like a Forty Dollar Hooker, What Else Is New
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Live Web Cam Hotness. Check It Out
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This Robot Dance Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Peaches Peaches
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Eight Sexy Videos of Sexy Women Doing Sexy Tricks
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Meet Erika Medina
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Miranda Kerr’s Awesome Lingerie Cleavage
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Violet Budd is Super Sexy
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ITS THE 90S!!!!! – VIDEO
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Free Cam Show Amazingness
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Spy Cam in the Dressing Room
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30 Tough and Sexy Sports Hotties
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Busy Phillips Panty Upskirt
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Kate Middleton, Just Because
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Holly Madison Insures Her Tupperware Titty Bowls For $1 Million
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Some Jessica Alba, Just Because
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Sophia Vergara is Bangin As Always
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Darya Kishina is Pretty Fit
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Some Nice Japanese Titties
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Laura Dore vs. Charm Killings
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10 Of The Worst ‘As Seen On TV’ Products EVER!
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Lindsey Meadows and Kacey Jordan Get It On
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Man Goes To Cops Because An Invisible Man Is Feeling Up His Wife
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Elisabetta Canalis is Washed Up But She’s Hot so Who Cares
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Brett Rossi Likes to Fuck Herself on Camera
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Kasia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Gotta Love Long Legs in Platforms
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Alessandra Ambrosio & Shenae Grimes at David LaChapelle’s L.A. Exhibition
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Super Sexy Blonde on the Web Cam
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Liz Hurley’s tits Are Insane
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These Fat Bitches Are Fighting – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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10 of the Dumbest Million Dollar Ideas Of All Time
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So You Think You Can Dance?!?! The 10 Worst Hip-Hop Dances
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Nicole Richie Got A Boob Job: Before & After
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Horse Sex Ends Funny
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Paranormal 3 Trailer – Because Hollywood Knows How To Kill Everything – Even THings that Suck
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Chris Brown is Gay – Who Cares – That’s Why He Fights Girls – Who Cares – Maybe Bieber Does – Year Bieber Defs does..
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Best Celeb Insured Bodyparts
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Speech Disorders and Anal Sex Don’t Mix
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Groupie Sucks Rockstar Cock
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Hot Asian Fucks WHitey
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Beach Sex
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Beach Chicks TOpless
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Bitch Beats Up Guy Over Cumshot
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Cute Girl Fucks
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Wasted Chick Fucks
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Sex Or Homework?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley’s Rockin’ Tits for a Breast Cancer Event of the Day

What better way to celebrate tits for Breast Cancer than to show off your tits, I mean provided this breast cancer event isn’t for breast cancer survivors who have lost their breast, only to have a bitch like this walk in and show them her spectacular breasts, you know rubbing it in in a look what I have that you don’t have and mine are so good they made me famous while you’re tried to kill you….kind of thing….cuz old or not, Liz Hurley’s got a great body and even greater tits…and here she is showing them off for a cause…just because she can…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley