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2011

09

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Titties for Vanity Fair of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her old lady mom body I want to fuck cuz mom bodies aren’t usually made like this unless the mom is an immigrant who had to prostitute herself to go from working a sweatshop sewing room in Miami to winning Emmy Awards….especially when it is professional shot, with profession hair and make up and professional airbrush / photoshop artists, so that her old lady mom face looks full of life and vibrant and is print ready…and really who cares about face when bitch rocks tits like this….they’re like fucking frosted flakes…Great.

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2011

09

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was drinking wine spritzers all night cuz I’m a real man….a real man with the stomach flu in dire need of getting booze in my system as to not die from withdrawal symptoms….those shakes can make it hard to sleep.

I turned down attending an open bar fashion event and that depresses me…but then again so does everything in my life…

Now here is the Mourning Hangover Dump to start the day….

Okay This Fat Seal Man is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
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Make Your Friday Better With These Free Cam Shows
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Just a Regular Case of Horse Herpes
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Sweat and Glitter: The Girls of the North Coast Music Festival
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Well Hello Kelli Jo
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Paris Hilton Wants to Be a DJ Now
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Live Web Cam Sluts That You Won’t Regret Checking Out
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This Hot Chick Loves Sexy Toys
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We Love Girls In Football Jerseys
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Mandatory Post About the Back to the Future Powerlace Nikes – Yes This is Happening – VIDEO
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2011

09

Sep

Top Girls Eating Bugs Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Here’s some YOUTUBE porn because YOUTUBE is the number one pornsite on the internet – I mean other than google, but it is owned by google…all corproate and pornographic….billion dollar empire.

There’s also a ton of kiddie porn on it, I’m talking videos of naked kids with 100,000s of views…fucking sketchy Youtube and their porn peddling…There are people who have favortie playlists filled with the shit who the FBI may want to investigate….The internet is hell..

HEre are videos of girls eating bugs that people have masturbated to.

Wet, Young, Cleavage, Bug Eater

Some Chick Eating a Worm….

Some french bitches make eating grilled bugs so classy

Practical and Nutritious Worm Eating

Some Girl Shows Us She Eats Ants

Some Teens in Tank Tops Eating Slug

Taylor Momsen Clones Eat Dried Bugs

Thai Girl WHo May Not Even Be a Girl Eats Bugs from the Market

Here’s another asian cuz it looks like a snuff film…

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2011

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m reliving winning that model contest – even though the model contest never gave me the prize for winning……

Hi,

Help me get my face on a billboard in Times Square! It’s easy, just head to my about.me page and click “vote”:
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR ME

Remember, you can vote once a day until September 20th. Every vote counts!

Thanks,
Jesus

I am just addicted to getting in on contests I’ll never win because promoting shitty social networking sites who don’t pay me and won’t give me the prize even if I win – is my fetish….

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR ME

Tara Reid Flashing Her Belly and Showing Some Panty cuz I Love Her
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This is What Happens When You Leave Your Blow Up Doll Out in the Sun
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Live Sex Shows to Keep You Busy
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When Brooklyn Decker’s Not in Photoshoots…She’s Ugly…
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Today is National Kisss Day – So Learn How to Kiss
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Kate Winslet Hates Nude Scenes But Does them Anyway Cuz She Gets Paid Like Most Whores…
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Seal Man is Amazing
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Amy Winehouse Topless Memorial Bust
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You Know I Never Thought I Would Say This, But Way to Go Jon Gosselin
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Big Biker, Tiny Bike
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25 Female Fashion Insiders We Have A Crush On
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Lily Aldridge Will You Marry Me?
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Rosie Jones Has A Calendar
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Five Fun Sounding Techniques for Measuring Horrible Things
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I’d Like to Be All Over Megan Daniels
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The Only Free Thing You Will Get All Day Has Tits and Ass, So Be Grateful
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SKinny Girl, Huge Dildo
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50 Hottest Softball Player Pics Ever
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Rochelle Wiseman Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Marion Cotillard is Gorgeous, Plain and Simple
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Kim Kardashian Stupidness of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger is Sexy in Red
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Imogen Thomas Hotness
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AUTUMN AND CHARLIE BRING OUT THE TOYS
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MUST SEE: Ali Lohan May Have Got Plstic Surgery and If You It’s a Fucking Disaster
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Tahiti Cora is Sexy as Always
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Rosa Acosta’s Body is Insane
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Sophia and Mandy Are Hot Together
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Supermodel Leilani Dowding Topless Beach Time
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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once
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Nichole Has One Hot Body
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NOw That’s What I Call a Short Dress
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Maxim: Risque Business with Yvonne Strahovski
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Ever Wonder What Happens When a Can of Beans Explodes?
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Olivia Munn is Hott as Always
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BITCH FIGHT
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Bitch Hunter
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The 100 sexiest female singers in the world
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The Five Most Popular Hip-Hop Vixens
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Reese Witherspoon Hit By Car While Jogging and I Know I Shouldn’t Be Laughing But I’m Laughing Anyways
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Charlie’s Angels, Rachel Taylor Shows Some Thong Upskirt
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Christina Milian Sweet Under boob And Camel Toe
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Olivia Munn Braless And See Through
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Some Dude Hacked His Girlfriend’s Facebook Page and I Laughed….
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Kitesurfer Get Slammed into the Rocks….
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Some Smut…..Below Links are NSFW

Sucking Cock Cuz She Lost a Bet
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Amazing Amateur Sex Tape
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Sex in the Changing Room
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Some Porn Orchestra Amazingness….
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Some Nerd Loser Ruins a Fuck Session
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streaker of the Day
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Lesbian Porn Gone Bad
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Fucking on Rooftops…
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Some GF Revenge Porn
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2011

08

Sep

Solange Knowles Nasty Bikini of the Day

Me and Solange go way back. She was one of the only people using twitter back when it first started, you know because living in Beyonce’s shadow her whole life gave her a deep rooted need to be heard, anywhere she could be heard, and the twitter was apparently that answer because unwanted pregnancy and a shitty music career didn’t do shit for her.

She blocked me within the first week, along with Ashton Kutcher and pretty much every other celeb on twitter because I’m just that good at twitter and that’s why you should follow me on twitter … because lets face it…the smut I write is substantially better than the smut that is in Solagne’s bikini bottoms in these pics….it looks like she pissed herself…I hear that’s what dogs do when they get excited….so it makes sense…but I took her for more of a fucking bottom feeding pig…in what may be the biggest fucking bottoms I’ve ever seen on a bitch…cuz I guess she’s got someting to hide…something I call sloppiness…

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2011

08

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Costumes of the Day

I guess we’re already talking about Halloween now that summer is over. That’s depressing, except that Halloween brings out the fucking sluts and not just the obvious sluts you can easily identify on the street, in the club, at school….but Halloween digs deep into a bitch to find her inner slut, leading to the most tame bitch who works the Library harder than any cock, to be half naked and I love sluts…..

I also love Candice Swanepoel, I’m sure it is real love, you know since I’ve never met her, have no interest in meeting her, and really just enjoy looking at her in picture, cuz I don’t have to hear her run her stupid spoiled model mouth, and I’ve never jerked off to her pics, cuz they are corporate and tame, but she is hot and easy on the eye and if that’s not real love, if that doesn’t define the burning emotion you feel for someone you would die for, then I don’t know what love is, but I want you to show me…but only if you have nice tits.

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2011

08

Sep

Tara Reid’s Homeless Crackhead Who Has Given Up of the Day

As someone who loves crackwhores like Tara Reid loves LA and London, because I have have had some of the best sexual experiences with greasy, unshowered, haggard, women in soiled clothing….at least in terms of cost…cuz I figure skinny, emaciated, desperate, down on her luck, dirty and addicted to a variety of substances leads to more bang for my buck…so to me these pics of Tara Reid are more promising than any Red Carpet or glamorous event I’ve seen her attend, it’s even better than any VIP spring break party that hasn’t ended in the last decade she’s been caught up in, because I know under this sweatshirt are fake tits, and a hurting soul, who is going to make the wrong choices to get herself back to that happy place she was once at…and these damaged bitches always do that through sex…it’s a basic human need and only a small step away to the whoring of herself she’s used to….

Seriously, I’d totally bang Tara Reid from these pics in a back alley for 40 dollars tax in and you would too and I think that’s really what we need to focus on when we see such a mess of a human…

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2011

08

Sep

Dolly Parton’s Awesome Old Lady Tits of the Day

I love me some Dolly Parton old lady tits on some Dolly Parton small frame…..Maybe it’s cuz I’m all about old country, and old country music…maybe it’s cuz I like big tits and I’m talking ridiculously big tits, but I like to think it’s most likely because I have a thing for helping the elderly…with my dick.

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2011

08

Sep

Blake Lively Hot on Set of the Day

Sure the highlight of these pictures of Blake Lively on set are the pictures of THE WIND BLOWING UP HER DRESS and showing off what looks like a pair of bike shorts, or form-fitting, contouring underwear, in what is probably the least attractive thing to see on a hard faced 20 something, because you know she’s not 45 and a mom of 3, and her ass should do okay on its own, and she should have the willingness to share it with the world…but luckily I have a dresses blowing in the wind fetish, it has actually got me laid before, cuz this busted girl I never wanted to fuck but was forced to hang out with was walking ahead of me on the sidewalk one day, and the wind blew up her skirt, showing me her ass, changing my perspective of her and her contributions to the world as a vagina owner, leading to me getting her drunk and fucking her in the bathroom while my wife was asleep in the other room….true story.

That said here are the Blake Lively hot on set pics…all Leonardo DiCaprio semen filled and ready to mingle.

To See The Wind Blowing Up Her Skirt
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2011

08

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news to get you through your day….you know to help you realize that you’re not the dumbest, weirdest, creepiest person in the country, and that if you are, you aren’t doing a good enough job of lettng the people know, you’ve kept it under the radar and off the news…which is no fun because if you’re a mental case weirdo…share it with us…make some moves…stop being a pussy.

Man Jumps on Hood of Woman’s Car, She Drives to Police Station
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Caught on Tape: Gumby tries to rob store
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Attempted Abduction of Ohio Teen Thwarted
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First commercial from Tom Brady’s UGG campaign
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Craigslist jewelry sale leads to home invasion
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SC HS Football Cheerleader Tackled on Sidelines
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Missouri Strip Clubs Fight Regulations in State Supreme Court
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