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2011

07

Sep

Jennifer Love Hewitt Box Shot of the Day

Oh my god…Jennifer Love is walking around with her box out in the open…Yeah weak joke…but part of me is happy it isn’t her actual box because if it was I’d be forced to masturbate to her thickness…when I’d rather just point and laugh at it…but Vagina has this spell on me, whether it is its ability to pee, period, fuck and smell multitasking, or just cuz I’m a dude….making shit that I don’t want become something I want bad…if you’re a guy, you get what I mean…and that is never turn your back on a cunt.

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2011

07

Sep

Carola Remer in Lingerie and a Vintage Ferrari for Pop Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a hot photoshoot of some model named Carola Remer, I know nothing about her, but I’m loving this vintage erotica feel all lingerie wearing in a photoshoot…posed with a vintage Ferrari…It’s a lot more interesting than the trashy bitches I’m used to even if she is a trashy bitch beneath the surface that is this photoshoot that is blinding my judgement…because sometimes it is good to take things at face value…

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2011

07

Sep

Kelly Brook Tits in White But She’s No Virgin of the Day

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Kelly Brook brought her new mother who never was thanks to a miscarriage or a more likely aborition as it would put a damper on her career and fuck with her body that has finally started getting real recognition after 15 years of trying…tits to some GQ event and I posted the pictures…I mean shit, the bitch is busty, known for her tits and that’s pretty much all I know about her…I mean other than that her VAGINA LIKES TO STICK ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME

Here are her tits in white…

Emma Watson was there and she was in some futuristic plaid uniform showing legs in heels and since I’m not a creep who has been jerking off to this girl, anxiously awaiting her getting her first period….cuz Harry Potteer fans are weird…but I am a creep…so I’m posting it anyway….

Lara Stone cuz she’s a model cunt who tried to sue me….

Abigail Clancy in some proper see through cuz she’s a whore…

Daisy Lowe cuz She Just Did Playboy and Looked Amazing But Not as Amazing as the Fact her dad didn’t want her…

Charlize Theron Skinny and Starving for her Home….Africa

Kylie Minogue cuz She’s a Cancer Survivor you want to fuck…

Holly Valance who?

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2011

07

Sep

Shenae Grimes Fat Useless GUNT of the Day

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I call Shenae Grimes useless and I mean it. I had the misfortune of meeting useless Shenae Grimes last year….and I had no idea who she was until after I was told. I think I actually called her a groupie slut cuz she was with a guy I know who has a following….

So here is this Canadian nobody, who has gone all 90210 showing off her swollen gunt, I can only assume is pregnancy or laziness and trust me when I say…there is nothing hot about her at all. I’ve seen it first hand…

I just like reminding those 5 of you who know who she is and think she’s hot cuz she has a vagina.

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2011

07

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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I could write a blurb about how good news is for your brain cuz it allows you to laugh at people stupidier than you…but I can’t stop laughing at the story of the weatherman who woke up to his dead choked friend in the bathtub with him….fucking crazy…..and hilarious….

Arkansas TV weatherman wakes up next to dead man
An Arkansas TV weatherman woke up in a hot tub next to a dead man with a dog chain around his neck
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AL man arrested for illegal videotaping women in restrooms
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Thousands Take Part In Philadelphia’s Naked Bike Ride
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FL Teen accused of posing as Physician’s Assistant released
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Rapper T.I. Returned to Federal Prison
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OH Man Arrested For Attacking Teens with Baseball Bat
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Real Life Breaking Bad: Suspected Biker Gang Professor Sought
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2011

07

Sep

Famke Janssen Tight 50 Year Old Body of the Day

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Here’s almost 50 year old Bond Girl who you virgin losers probably know from X-Men rocking a pretty tight body despite being 46 years old. Her name is Fame Janssen and she’s at an event, who fucking cares, I mean seriously. Is this relevant information to anyone’s life…I figure that except for maybe one weird virgin loser, who think she’s his wife and has her face tattoooed on his arm, and screen printed on his bedsheets, no on else knows who the fuck she is…and she’s not in a bikini, showing tits, but she is skinny, and as far as I am concerned, a skinny 46 year old is always better than a fat 20 year old…because skinny 46 year olds are rare…. you know with all their baby weight and potato chip eating, decades of built up…..not to mention all the years of sexual experience….and the knowledge of their vagina drying up soon, makes the last hurrah pretty rockin’ if you’re on the receiving end.

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2011

07

Sep

Kate Bosworth’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Fuck Kate Bosworth is fat. I mean look at this ass, it’s so wide and dumpy, I can almost see the cellulite through her dress. I don’t know what’s going here but clearly she’s taking up emotional eating and not exercising, I mean seriously, someone get this girl an eating disorder.

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2011

07

Sep

Michelle Monaghan Tits in Mom Jeans of the Day

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I have no idea who Michelle Monaghan is but I thought these pics were better…I was convinced this 35 year old mom who has pretty much barely been in any movies had tits spilling out of her top and vagina wedged between her mom jeans…but none of that actually happened…but I’m in too deep so I’m just gonna post them and pretend they never happened…while I continue to die.

I figure I’ll post the trailer from “Machine Gun Preacher” because at least then it’ll give this post some substance….even if a movie about a dude who goes from drug dealing to saving kids is hardly substance…

Here are the pics of her walking around.

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2011

07

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think buying discount beer may be a mistake because I did it last night, and I’ve done it many times before it, cuz why not get drunk with a 5 dollar six pack, but something didn’t work out right for me, and I was up at 6 am puking foam and shitting blood, I assume it is my liver, but I’d prefer to think it’s just the beer…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I die.

LOTTERY POLICE – VIDEO
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40 Hot Bodies We’d Like To See in ESPN’s Body Issue
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Free Cam Shows, Because This Week Has Been Hell
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The Best Bad Game Show Prank – VIDEO
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Christina Ricci Hotness
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Chicks on Bikes – A Fail Compilation
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Gerard Butler Has Aids Or Something
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Now Thats a Big Fucking Strap On
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TThe 15 Worst Acting Performances By Female Singers
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Louis CK Salutes George Carlin – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Sep