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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Sep

Top Girls Crushing Shit with their Feet Fetish Youtube Videos of the Day

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In the event you don’t read this site, which I think is probably the case, I like to pull up random obscure, if not creepy fetish videos I know guys jerk off to on youtube….because I like pointing out that porn is a subjective thing, and clearly, what’s not porn to Google is porn to the people jerking off to it….cuz that’s what it is intended for…..

I know guys get off to girls stepping on things in heels, cuz a hooker I once hired told me she had a regular Jewish lawyer, who would pay her to step on shit in heels when his wife was out for the night…and he’d pay her 1000 dollars a week for it….fucking twisted shit…more twisted than celeb tit….

Here are the top girls stepping on shit videos I could find….

Heels Breaking Model Trucks…So Hot I just Came

Girl in Hells Makin’ Peanut butter … cuz everyone love peanut butter especially if they have a dog….

Girls Crushing Food…..Ok….THat’s a more normal….

Girl Crushing a Doll Barefoot…..Even

Girl Crushing an Empty Can…How Can you Not Find This Erotic

Woman Crushing Her Baby Clothes in her Heels….

Here’s the last one…cuz there’s two bitches…so much crushing….

Fucking weirdos…

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2011

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went out to a bar I got drunk at months ago and caused a scene…and guess what…the bar tender remembered me because I kept calling her boyfriend a janitor….even though I don’t know who her boyfriend is…but I was convinced the motherfucker mopped floors…and really there’s nothing wrong with being a janitor…some of the cleanest floors are thanks to janitors…but she thought there was…and asked me to leave….but I’m skilled and capable and went to the bar next door and got wasted…Like Destiny’s Child…or a battered wife…or war torn refuge…I’m a fucking survivor….

Here’s some shit going on around the internest…

And That’s Why a Wife Needs to Listen to Her Husband
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Believe in Giving Back
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Oprah Versus Yelling Goat
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Mileena Hayes is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Wendy’s Tits Are Outta Hand
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Kate Bosworth: ‘Alexander Skarsgard is an Incredible Rapist’
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Live Cam Shows that Will Drive You Wild
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Blonde Slut With a Dildo In Her Ass
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How About Some Lily Cole?
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This Video Warmed Even My Ice Cold Heart. Seriously – VIDEO
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2011

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I’m into nude pics of girls…It’s a hobby, a passion, fun, pleasurable…It’s part of the reason I started the site.

In fact the first post I wrote back in 2004 was telling people to send me nudes of their moms, sisters, exes, anyone so long as they were nude….and not much has changed…

So the other day some girl’s messaging me on twitter, I assume she’s 18, cuz who the fuck knows my site who isn’t 18 and she decides to send a pic…it wasn’t even a good pic…and I didn’t even really care to get the pic…but she insisnted I use it for my post…

Then I get this email…

ok this is an underage girl, if you post this I will be forced to take legal action.

I repeat do NOT use this image or face legal consuquences

You have been duly warned

Now this is a clever Vanessa Hudgens strategy of regretting the nude pic, remembering people will recognize your tattoo and hoping to put a stop to me posthing the shit, even though I never post nudes, it’s my reward for running a shitty site that doesn’t make me money….

So I respond…cuz I hate underage nude girls sending me shit unsolicited….then I get this….saying “how the hell am I supposed to know your age, you sent me the pic”….and I get this:

i’m sorry I did not make my message clear. this is my daughter’s email, i found it open with these messages sent.

I am holding no fault against you for anything, and as long as these pictures are not posted on an online forum everything is fine.

I just discovered this so I wanted to warn you so that you did not engage in an activity i’m sure you think is attrocious.

Sorry for all of this.

Sincerely,
Guardian of aforementioned teen

So, I respond:

You should send her to boarding school. She is clearly trouble. I bet it all started when you gave written consent for that tattoo.

Tattoos on asses are the gateway to sending unsuspecting strangers awkward half naked pics.

And the funny thing is the nude pic wasn’t even really nude….and it definitely wasn’t hot…people are insane…and I hate these dumb girls taking nude pics of themselves…at least wait til you’re 18 like a normal slut who doesn’t want to get in trouble…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Stretch Mark Filled LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini Showing Offf Fake Tit
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Jane Fonda’s Biggest Regret in Life Involves Missing Out on Some Dick
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Paltrow May Have Hard Nipples
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Coco Bikini With Ice T
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Shirt o the Day
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Live Cam Shows To Make a Shitty Monday a Little Better
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Goat Video of the DAy
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Nicky is the Stuff Dreams are Made Of
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A Tribuite to Hardworking Hooters Girls on Labor Day
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The 15 Hottest Women Who Have Voiced Cartoon Characters
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Danica Thrall in Black Lingerie
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Audrina Patridge is Deformed
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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This Going to the Store Video is Gross and Mental and Sexually Confusing and Just Watch It – VIDEO
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18 Year Old and a Dildo – VIDEO
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35 Sexiest Sportscasters from Around the World
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Katie Price Panty Upskirt
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Kate Winslet and Her Tits in a Dress
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And More of Coco Being Slutty
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Guess Who Wants a Breast Reduction
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More Scarlett Johansson on the Set of the Avengers
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Diana Morales Lingerie Shoot
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Why Women Live Longer – A Gallery
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Even the Tea Party Hates Sarah Palin. Jesus.
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Check Out This Big Tittied Duo
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Body Painted Naked Model Arrested In Times Square
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Some Gisele Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Busty Latina Gets Herself Off
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Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Now Thats a Short School Girl Skirt
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Gabrielle Union Bikini Hotness
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British Chat Roulette Slut
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Autumn Riley is Naked
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Sophie Reade is Totally Sexy
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Guy Attacks Car With Bat – VIDEO
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Banned University Ad – VIDEO
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Holly Madison, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Have a Honeymoon Video
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Minka Kelly is On the New Charlie’s Angels Television Show
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Rob Kardashian Calls his Sister a Whore Because She Is One…
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2011

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s Amaazing Runway Sheer- Panty Flash of the Day

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I generally don’t love thinking about mom pussy…but I do love panty flashes, or vagina flashes, or just vagina in general, that if it comes along, I can’t turn my back to it….

I generally do love bikini models, whether they have mom pussy or not….especially when they are bikini and lingerie models….

I generally don’t love when girls know they have the potential of flashing panty, you know like by wearing a short skirt, so they double up and put on a pair of thick boyshorts on, so there is no embarrassming….

I generally do love when a girl wears sheer panties or no panties under all circumstances….

What I’m trying to say is that other bitches would have rocked a thick pair of underwear when modeling for fear of something like this happening, but Miranda Kerr just carries it like a fucking pro…maybe cuz she wanted this to happen…and mom pussy or not…shit looks tight to me…..

Amazing.

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2011

Sep

Phoebe Price in her America Bikini of the Day

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The highlight on my Phoebe Price relationship wasn’t the day she added me to facebook, but was the day I was the first person to LIKE when she went to the hospital for cracking her head open….

I mean other than trying to figure out who the fuck Phoebe Price is or why the paparazzi take pictures of her….I mean I get she gets in her bikini and shows off her old body, but what the fuck is the point of her….From what I understand she’s a rich southerner who pays them to give her some level of celebrity…cuz that’s what you do when you’re an attention seeking rich girl with money to spend on uselessness…but even with that…why the fuck do I post on her…

Oh right…cuz of the bikinis….I am a slave to the bikinis…

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2011

Sep

Gabi Rebeschini in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Here’s some model Gabi Rebeschini who I have never heard of or posted on….

She’s slutting out in her bikini with some dude ..maybe because the sun heightens half nakedness, feelings of love or lust and most importanlty makes a pussy tingle…and when a pussy tingles it needs to get filled…especually when the paparazzi are there to make the bitch feel like she’s actually famous or important…you know a perfect opportunity to get sexual to give us something to talk about…hoping it’ll take her Brazilian modeling into Victoria’s Secret…and she won me over by being in a bikini…

I’m that easy…and apparently so is she.

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2011

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan may be boring….She may be on the verge of death…she may be getting Billy Joel lyrics about being at her prime…cuz she knows that in a couple weeks she’ll be far less prime comparitively as they’re cremating her…long after her career’s been left in the basement to rot….

I have met Lohan, I hung out with her in her hotel once, she played me her album, she danced around the room in heels and pajama pants, she cried, she laughed, she was like a fucking roller coaster of amazing….

I drank her booze, I stayed til 6 am, I hugged her goodbye, we talked about her problems, I encouraged her to marry me….and there’s one thing I know about her first hand and that is that she has the single fucking best tits around…and what better way to celebrate any day than by staring at them….

Dead to me and the rest of the world or not, I will always have a soft spot in my heart and a hard spot in my pants for this amazing creature we call lohan…she is a genius and I’m convinced one day she will get that academy award she deserves…

Now if only she answered my emails, texts, phone calls, and twitter messages…but she hates me. Oh well.

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2011

Sep

Carmen Electra’s Tits for Labor Day of the Day

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I may be repetitive, but so is Carmen Electra’s…it’s getting as old as her….

So here she is hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…

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2011

Sep

Coco Stupid Tits for Labor Day of the Day

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I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again….

Here is Coco hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…

I don’t understand how she doesn’t have nipples….and it is freaking me out…that kind of pushed up cleavage needs a little nipple edge to make biological sense…

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2011

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits for Labor Day of the DAy

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Here is Nicole Scherzinger hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger