I think I see her cock…which is weird for such a cunt….maybe it’s just a huge clit…who cares…she’s disgusting…
Posted in:Katherine Heigl
2011
26
Aug
I think I see her cock…which is weird for such a cunt….maybe it’s just a huge clit…who cares…she’s disgusting…
Posted in:Katherine Heigl
2011
26
Aug
Turns out that when Ashley Tisdale blocks her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into…her ugly face comes back in full effect. It’s like her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into is some kind of filter, similar to beer goggles, or black lights in the stripclub that makes me ignore how mutated and accidented it looks…it’s like covering her body brings out the truth….and here is the picture proof….
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale
2011
26
Aug
I think my biological clock is ticking, maybe my last half retarded sperm is dying of cancer and telling the rest of me I’m almost officially infertile, because the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to fuck a pregnant chick….but not a pregnant chick of my own…since I don’t think girls will ever let me get them pregnant…I’m one of those guys who is the reason abortions were invented…but a pregnant chick who is pregnant with another dude’s baby….maybe it’s the challenge, cuz pregnant chicks generally don’t cheat on their husbands, or maybe I just like illegit children and the slutty mothers who make them…
Making Hilary Duff pretty desirable….even though she has a foreign object growing inside her….and she’s not even in revealing or tight clothes…
Posted in:Hilary Duff
2011
26
Aug
I don’t remember a time before January Jones was pregnant…mainly because she was relatively insignificant….except maybe for this GQ LINGERIE PHOTOSHOOT….because I didn’t watch Mad Men….so she was virtually unknown to me…I didn’t even find her that hot when I did see pics of her…but like any bitch who gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby, even though she’ll be raising it without a father, I can’t get enough of her…I guess I’m just drawn to broken homes, white trash, kids with no fathers, because I am the drunken stepfather after all….
Posted in:January Jones
2011
26
Aug
Alec Baldwin and me are pretty much best friends…he even hits me up on twitter…for all to see…cuz he’s not ashamed of me like everyone else I know is….
I mean tweeting someone once makes you best friends right? Either way, I figure I might as well post pics of his 27 year old girlfriend, because I like to celebrate young girls and the hope they bring to people in shitty relationships….cuz you can jerk off to them, and when your shitty relationship ends, you can fuck them….cuz for some reason….even if you are moderately successful and not even a celebrity…there there will always be a young girl who will let you stick your dick inside her while pissing off the whore who dumped you….as she grows old and disgusting…
So lets celebrate Alec Baldwin, my friendship with him that doesn’t exist, and most importantly, his young pussy…cuz young pussy inspires….
Posted in:Alec Baldwin
2011
26
Aug
Yesterday I posted The Top Spitting Fetish Videos on Youtube ….and it was a huge success, so huge that no one liked it on facebook or commented on it, so I decided to keep the whole thing going…because I like the idea of people getting off to some of the weirdest shit ever…So this nose picking one’s a stretch…but for the sake of the joke no one will read…it works….
Here are the top videos I found, there’s probably better ones out there, cuz I am posting the first 5 I found….
This one’s just ridiculous….I mean nose picking at it’s finest….
Some Cam chick….who looks too much like Paris Hilton…
This is the kind of girl you’d expect to find with a wall of snot next to her bed….
The Classic – in the car cuz you don’t think anyone is around you….but that you’re in your own world…
Just Some Friends Picking Noses Together…
2011
26
Aug
Here’s typical movie I probably should have written if I knew how to write about some 30 year olds who are losing their summer house and decide to throw a Labor Day orgy….decent idea for a movie, even though the trailer looks pretty dump….
I have a group of friends who are into the whole orgy thing, I haven’t been to one, but it is a total lifestyle. Everytime they leave the house, they are recruiting. When they are on Facebook, they are recruiting. It’s just constant massaging of women….cuz a key element in an orgy is having more than one chick…so you have to really focus to make it happen cuz girls are so quick to say no to anything sexual and you don’t want them to just blow it off cuz then she’s lost and without her the dick to pussy ratio is all out of balance…..if you know what I mean…
Posted in:Lake Bell
2011
26
Aug
Last night, I decided to go out and do some investigative journalism. I decided to see how many drinks it would take me to get ridiculous and take off all my clothes….apparently…it took none….not that I actually did that, but I did try to get girls to, and it didn’t work….I also did an informal survey to see how many girls masturbate to porn and I was surprised to find out they all did…meaning if you are capable of picking up girls under 25 who grew up on the internet, expect the generic, yet effective porn sex….making this post not as much of a waste of time to read as I expected it to be..so here’s some actual news clips…
DMX Arrested for Reckless Driving
Man beaten while taking son to school
A man driving his 10-year-old son to school was attacked and beaten when he got out his car, the victim of apparent road rage, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.
Man Regains Hearing After Earthquake
The earthquake in Washington D.C. cured a man’s hearing.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
25
Aug
Fuck hangover….here’s some dumps….while I die…a very slow drawn out death.
Hearing Little Kids Swear is Touching and Hilarious All at the Same Time
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Creating the Ultimate Sports Hottie
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Free Cam Shows, Cause It’s the Weekend and You Deserve a Break
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Jo Garcia is Playboy’s Sexy Girl Gamer Next Door
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Kasey is the Kinnd of Girl to Bring Home to Mom
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How To: Punish Your Kid
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Adrienne Curry is Officially Getting Divorced. So Here’s Some Hot Twitter Pics of Adrienne Curry
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The Best Live Web Cams on the Net
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Leslie is a Squirter
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We Love Girls in Animal Print
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WTF Photo to Start Things Off
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Posted in:MHD
2011
25
Aug
I am sure you’ve heard this before, but the grocery store is a great place to get a slice of humanity. You can find out if a couple is new and in love or bitter and married, or as I like, single…students….first time living on their own….
I don’t even grocery shop, but spent an hour in the grocery store today cuz I had nothing better to do….and I saw a girl in workout gear buying 2 bananas, a bag of chocolate chips, some single portion meals…she was hot so I said “you gonna eat both those bananas, or just one and use the other as a boyfriend”….unfortunately she didn’ speak english….but she knew what I was getting at….all single girls just sit at home and stick things in their vaginas and if I was a single girl I’d be doing that too.
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Rihanna Hard Nipple Swimming in a Dress
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Jim Carry Wants to Bang Emma Stone and Here’s a Really Fucking Creepy Video of Him Talking About It – VIDEO
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Some Slutty Twilight GIrl in a WHite Bra Pics
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No Make-Up Courtney Cox with a See Thru Shirt Showing Some Tit
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This is a Pretty Awesome Prank….
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The 50 Hottest Volleyball Pics Ever
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This is Pretty Awesome Music…
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Haha You Suck Vanessa Hudgens!
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Jersey Shore’s Deena is a Stupid Slut
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This is Why Girls Masturbate to Johnny Depp
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Live Sex Shows, Because I like Giving You Great Gifts
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STEP INTO THE LEGO PORTAL – VIDEO
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Chrissy Has Me Thinking Dirty Thoughts and I Love It
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Hot Babe Mud Wrestling: Suelyn Medeiros vs. Bar Refaeli
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The 15 Hottest Female Assassins
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Denise Milani Has One Tight Body
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Megan Fox Is Removing Her Marilyn Ink
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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At This Angle, Those Tits Look Great
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Crazy Woman in Bermuda Is My Kind of Woman….
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Victoria Silvstedt 36D Bikini Cleavage
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Kate Hudson Annoys Me
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Lindsay Lohan: Delusion Watch
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Kendall Jenner is Wearing a Cheerleader Outfit, Need I Say More?
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Some Kim Kardashian Post Wedding Photos
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Olivia Wilde is Tasty
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Rock Around the Clock Sang By This Drunk is Hilarious – VIDEO
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Daisy Marie is Down on All Fours
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Bernice Has Got Curves in All the Right Places
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Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One Before: DMX Arrested…Again
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Will You Marry Me April O’Neil???
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Hillary Scott and Angela Stone Get It On
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Technical Virgin: Spoof Sex-Ed PSAs
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A Little Zoe Saldana
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Angelina Armani Spreads Her Legs
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Miss Brazil World 2011 – Miss Falls Down – VIDEO
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I Love This Hot Blonde is Combot Boots
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Machine Gun Scare Prank
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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Lesbian Hair
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Crazy Bike Jump on VIDEO
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Scarface Reunion… It’s Tony Montana 2011!!!!!!
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Teleshopping FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Josie, Mary, or Antonella???
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Mya Shows Off Her Banging Bikini Body While Performing In The Sun [Photos]
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Victoria Silvstedt Must Take It Up The Ass
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Kim Kardashian White Panty Upskirt Flash
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Young Girl Masturbating!
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Britney Gives An Old Man A Lap Dance
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Creepy Pool Voyeur Video…
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Crazy Longboarding Chicks
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Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Cunt
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\SOME EXGF Porn cuz EXGFs are the Fucking Worst….
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Full Length video of a Whore Becoming a Whore…
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Chick Masturbating Driving 60 MPH
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