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2011

11

Aug

LeAnn Rimes is a Swimsuit Model of the Day

If you follow LeAnn Rimes’ twitter as religiously as I do…then you will have no idea that LeAnn Rimes has become a bikini model for a bikini company who you’ve probably never heard of but who was smart enough to stroke LeAnn Rimes ego hard enough to make her feel like she’s hot and getting value out of her eating disorder and fake tits…all while cashing in on people talking about the shit making the bikini company a household name…genius marketing maybe but I’m just posting it to show girls out there that starving yourself can lead to you getting modeling jobs too…cuz eating disorders are the answer and like porn to me…cuz my wife’s on the other spectrum of eating disorder and there’s nothing good about that….and a lot good about this…enjoy…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

11

Aug

Gisele Bundchen Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wouldn’t fuck a tranny….and I don’t say that because she got fired from Vic Secret for what I can only assume was to avoid a scandal when the world finds out she had a penis….and I don’t say that because anyone can fake a pregnancy with modern movie magic and adoption…especially in the third world….but I still have the idea in the back of my mind…and I can’t fully absorb myself into her great ass…but she probably isn’t a tranny….she is just hard faced and tough looking…at least that’s what I tell myself…and really with an ass like that…even if it was housing a tucked in cock…I’d still probably try to eat it…She’s that good.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

11

Aug

Ashley Benson is a Sweaty Pig of the Day

Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It”..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On” that went straight to DVD and no one saw…..

Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she’s got some tit and more importantly, she looks like she’s having hot flashes or breaking a fever, all sweating her ass off like a dirty little pig and and she’s sweating her ass off….something my old friend I haven’t seen in decades would be fucking happy about cuz he used to jerk off on white t-shirt pit stains, he’d try to pit fuck every girl he met, and some would let him for the comedic experience, he would sniff girls on the bus and the whole thing was fully obsessed with armpits….and I’m guessing there’s more of you body odor, sweaty armpit loving perverts out there who will finally make a woman out of this twat…you know give her a purpose…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2011

11

Aug

Gossip Girls in Black Robes of the Day

I don’t now if watching Leighton Meester and Blake Livery walking around set in a black robe that I assume is used to protect their clothing from their make-up, food or director’s semen from staining them, ruining the next shot….is as erotic as watching them walk around their million dollar homes in luxury lacy and satiny robes they imported from some nice smelling French boutique that they paid lots of money for….hell I’m not even sure if this is erotic at all…you know cuz both these twats are overrated and would have been better as failed actors turned hookers cuz at least then they’d make you cum….but I’m posting it anyway cuz I’ve already gone this far….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Leighton Meester

2011

11

Aug

Halle Berry’s Mom Went Black in the 70s of the Day

Halle Berry is a fake black girl…but her mom’s not a fake white woman who takes black cock..or at least took black cock in the wild years of the late 60s and early 70s and the proof is in the Academy award winning daughter’s skin color….and if your one of those guys who likes seeing your wife get slammed by a black dude….you’ll probably like Halle Berry’s mom cuz in the early 70s…she was one of those bitches…which was on the forefront of blacks on blonds porn…like she’s a fucking pioneer in the shit….a revolutionary or something that you know probably was very frowned upon in Ohio back then…only 4 years later she became a single mother statistic like half the fat white women you see at Wal Mart…only she’s not fat…cuz she lives the good life cuz her single parenting of her half black daughters paid off….like Halle was her little tanned lottery ticket….Not that it matters, I just know it’s a fetish to some and I’m bringing it…cuz that’s what I do.

Here is some Halle Berry connecting to the black youth, you know cuz she’s marketed as a mentor and inspiration to them, and if they are young enouhg, or feeling down on their luck enough, they believe it…but one day, the hard truth that Halle Berry is white, will come out…and really who cares cuz this girls is luckily in short shorts….and hopefully 18 or older cuz I’d be a pervert for looking at her ass in these short shorts but in my defense….it’s the only hotness in the pics….

Posted in:Hally Berry

2011

11

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Shitty See Thru of the Day

Here is what you call diversion….a diversion of the most basic bottom feeding kind….you know cuz yesterday there was a video of her and a gay black, or as I like to call them a G’lack, buying a ziploc bag full of something her people are saying is quartz and meteor dust…cuz I figure coming up with the single most insane excuse makes it easier to believe….cuz I know pathological liars and for some reason the bigger the lie…the more outrageous the lie…the more people believe them cuz no one would lie about something so stupid unless it was true kind of thing…but her people still told her to go out without a bra….you know to really put those rumors to rest and I wish her people were a little more hardcore cuz I’m in the mood to see lohan pussy during a herpes outbreak…but maybe that’s just me….

What it comes down to is that Lohan, once a passion of mine, is old, tired, boring and I’m done with her…as I hope the rest of the world is…cuz I’m ready to write her RIP MOTHERFUCKER post…since she’s already dead to me.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

11

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Showstopper of the Day

I was just sent these promo pictures of the new Showstopper Bra from Victoria’s Secret, and although I hate giving these corporate snakes free publicity, and I hate their corporation and have a lot of conspiracy theories about them, I love looking at their models half naked. Sure it’s repetitive and uninspiring, we’ve seen it all before, but it really never gets boring….especially since they invest all this money into tits looking hot…

So here are a couple of their models promoting the company by showing off their bodies…and again…as much as I wish Victoria’s Secret was paying me to post this..cuz I’m broke and like to drink on blood and titty money….I’m pretty happy looking at it….

Here’s the Ad you’ve probably already tried to masturbate to…

Here’s a closer look at Swanepoel….cuz she’s pretty fucking good.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

11

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

I love this story….it reminds me of why I don’t like flying…partially cuz I have no self control and do stupid shit that will get me shot by air marshals when drunk but also because people are so fucking uptight…and don’t like it when you do stupid shit like get drunk and piss on their kids instead of using the bathroom…cuz sometimes that’s what happens when you’re drunk…

The 83 year old with implants is good too….so here’s the stepNEWS….

Drunk Man Pees on a Sleeping Girl During a Jet Blue Flight of the Day

Chaos erupted on JetBlue’s red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl.

The youngster was traveling with her sister and dad, and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories.

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

“I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg,” the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

The girl’s father caught Vietze midstream.
“I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face,” said the witness, who asked not to be identified.

“The father was screaming, ‘F – – k that kid! I don’t want him near my family!’ ” the passenger said.

Flight attendants separated the pair and removed Vietze to the back of the plane. They attempted to clean up the mess with liquid soap from the bathrooms, and helped to comfort the traumatized girl.

But the 5½-hour flight from hell was not over yet.
Roughly an hour before the plane landed, another passenger began to complain of chest pains, then vomited.

“Is anybody on this flight a nurse or a doctor?” the pilot said over the public-address system. “We have a medical emergency.”

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Here’s some other stepNEWS

Cops Investigate Patrol Car Sex Assault
Philadelphia police are investigating an alleged overnight sexual assault in the back of an on-duty officer’s patrol car.
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Caught on Tape: NYPD saves man threatening to jump from 30 Rockerfeller Plaza
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83-Year-Old Woman Gets Breast Implants
GO

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

11

Aug

Kids Protected Their Mom from their Sex Offender Stepfather of the Day

In the latest creepy stepfather news….Here’s some insane behind the scenes interview with some young skater kids who saved their mom’s life cuz by taking a skateboard truck to a mother fucker who was attacking their mom….the motherfucker being their stepfather…who their mother was stupid enough to marry without knowing he was a sex offender who was charged with raping his daughters…that was the warning sign that motherfucker may try to choke you out and kill you cuz he’s not quite sane….you know red flags that you should get a divorce after making the mistake of marrying the motherfucker cuz you’re tired of being along…and it’s on some white trash kick that I found pretty entertaining…and you will too.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

11

Aug

Hilary Duff Promoting Workout Gear in Workout Gear of the Day

Hilary Duff is a thick bitch….I guess it’s not fatness cuz if it was, she wouldn’t get hired to be the face of some workout clothing company…instead I think it’s called marrying a billionaire jock who doesn’t need the money in being ls…making her thicken her Hilary Duff stuff so that when he fucks her up the ass from behind he can watch her muscles ripple…but that’s just my theory about the whole muscular thing…

Here’s the behind the scene…

Here’s the final version featuring Padma Lakshmi, Jenny McCarthy and Christie Brinkley and it looks as cheap as it fucking sounds…

Posted in:Hilary Duff