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2011

11

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s gift from God was when I saw an old fat lady, who might have been drunk but was probably just crazy, scratching the shit out of her twat. I’m talking wrist deep, under her pants and so aggressive I could hear the nail on skin action, and it brought back memories of when I worked in construction and had to hand sand a floor….that sound…that image…shit rocked my brain….in a good way….

Backflip Off a Bridge, Why Not? – VIDEO
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Aura Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts Early in the Morning
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10 New Looks to Help Tiger Woods Get His Game Back
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Start Your Day Off Right
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Mila Kunis Thinks You And All Your Friends Are Lazy Fatasses
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And Here is the World Record BLOB Jump
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless, Probably On Drugs
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Jenna Jameson is Tweeting Slutty Photos
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Hot Teen Loves to Play With Herself
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Web Cam Sluts That Are Unforgettable
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And Here’s the Trailer for the Star Wars Porn Movie
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2011

11

Aug

Sophia Loren Better Late than Never Legendary Nipples on Vacation of the Day

I don’t really know what is going on here…but that’s just because she’s an old sloppy woman who is slowly melting…leaving her tits a seriously confused mess…one that might be as confused as her old fucking brain…but that’s not to say that there’s anything wrong with that…it’s part of old pussy charm…you know part of the reason you apply for the job working as an orderly at an old folks home…cuz the women are easy, don’t remember you molesting them, and when they tell their family you molest them, no one believes them and while you’re molesting them, they love every fucking second…even though their vaginas are big and scary….it’s worth the risk….not that it matters…

What matters is that a legend of the silver screen…a woman so many men jerked off to….is showing some nipple in a better late than never paparazzi capture of amazingness…good hustle….I just wish she was fully nude…cuz like a scientist, I want to know what’s going on down in her underwear…but I’ll settle for old lady saggy yet legendary tit…cuz I really have no choice.

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2011

11

Aug

Annalynne McCord’s Hot Body Bottom Feeds on American Gladiator in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Annalynne McCord’s tight hot body that everyone in her shitty home town used to compliment enough to give her the confidence to move to LA and suck dick onto a really shitty show…feeding her ego and making her think it is gonna last, even though the rest of the world knows she’s on borrowed time and the second her stint on 90210 the Next Generation is up, she’s heading back to that home town to work that diner and be the local who almost made it…and I have a feeling in the back of her mind she knows it…otherwise she wouldn’t be taking any TV spot she can get…like American Gladiators…you know milk it while the cow’s still alive or something….she also works the paparazzi, is ridiculously tacky…but that hot body’s alright to look at…especially since it thinks it has staying power…cuz watching the fall from the top gives us all something to look forward to….

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2011

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I started an online challenge to defunct the myth that girls who squirt are actually peeing…So mail me your jars of squirt and I’ll taste test it to determine the origin and ingredients involved….It’s my new life work…my new passion…don’t let me down people…

On a Sidenote – I hope Anonymous Deletes Facebook – Cuz Facebook is the Devil…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Got Busted Buying Drugs on Video – Her Publicist Says it was a Mixture of Quartz, Crystals and a Meteor….a Common Purchase and Who Really Cares…Call me when she’s dead.
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Selena Gomez Hot Sex Offender Outfit While Performing of the Day
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Okay Ali Lohan Looks Exactly Like Sam Ronson and Yes I’m Implying There is Some Weird Lesbian Sister Sex Thing Going on Between Her and Lindsay
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The BEST Web Cam Sluts on the Net, Hands Down
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Worst Old Man Fight Ever
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Bikini Has a Great Ass In It…
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Lohan is Dating Coldplay Bassist – Who Cares – Call me when she’s dead…
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Lauren is the Type of Chick I Dream Of
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Some of the Sexiest Twitter Pics You Will See All Day
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The 25 Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Posed For Playboy
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Sara Jean Underwood Sexes Up Twitter Half Naked and Such…
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Bar Refaeli is Covered Head to Toe in Mud
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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Yeah I’m Gonna Put Naked, Bronzed Justin Bieber on the List of Things I Don’t Want to See
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Amateur Masterbating Blonde Gets Pretty Nasty – VIDEO
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40 Sports Stars Whose Vices Ruined Their Careers
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Body
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Lord Xenu Had a Big Party and a Lot of the Scientology Nuts Were There
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Yeah I’d Bang Dianna Agron
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Jesus Christ, And You Thought Your Apartment is Small – VIDEO
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Stella Hudgens 3 Years Away From Naked Pics
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some Salma Hayek Hotness
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And Here’s Some Raver Sluts
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Mileena is Probably More Than You Could Handle
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I Would Totally Bang Garcelle Beauvais
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Ivy Snow Has Some Big Ass Tits
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Mandy, Karmella and Hunter Get It On – VIDEO
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Heidi Klum Topless Sunbathing…Again
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Lady Gaga Ridiculousness of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Anita Pearl
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This Yoyo Master Dude is Pretty Intense
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I Love me a Hot Blonde
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And More Erin Heatherton
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A Crazy Accident Compilation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ahhhhh Sofia Vergara!
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Bryci Will Make You Think Naughty Thoughts
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Surprise! Justin Bieber is a Little Fucking Asshole
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Miranda Kerr’s Post-Pregnancy Body Totally Rocks In Sexy Lingerie
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Striptease of the Day
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Stella Hudgens 3 Years Away From Naked Pics
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DWTS, Peta Murgatroyd In The Nude
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Kim Kardashian Will Make You Gasp In Horror
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Bank Robbing Stripper Gets Shot
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How Impressed Is Jennifer Aniston
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Megan Fox Late For Work… Just Kidding
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2011

10

Aug

Woman Eating Husbands Dead Ashes is Hysterical of the Day

I saw this episode of My Strange Addiction last week and I keep talking about it with everyone I run into….unfortunately, none of the riff raff and goons I hang out with watch TLC….and if they do it is for Toddlers and Tiaras and that’s just fucking perverted and when that gets brought up I change the subject cuz any grown man who admits to watching that shit, is jerking off to that shit…

That said, this chick lost her husband to an asthma attack, she clearly wasn’t expecting to ever be married and after tricking a motherfucker into it, only to have him die, making her realize she was destined to die alone, clearly fucked with her head hard and made her carry his ashes around like a kid carries a pillow…like a security blanket but being the fat bitch she is…she decided to start eating him cuz I guess she was hungry and figured it was the only way to have him inside her making the whole thing all the weirder….

This damaged mental case is highly entertaining. God knows why she went on TV but I’m glad she did….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

10

Aug

Bar Refaeli is a Dirty Girl in her Dead Sea Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

5 hours ago – Bar Refaeli posted these bikini pics of her in Dead Sea mud….rocking the peace in the middle east campaign that is her bikini body…muddy pussy….hot tits…you get what I’m saying here….and that is look at the pics…

On a sidenote, Bar Refaeli has blocked me on Twitter, even after all the kindness I say about her…I get no respect…what a cunt…a cunt I’d like to fuck…all dirty, covered in feces and herpes scabs or not…She’s that good.

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2011

10

Aug

Liz Leyda is a Former Miss Utah I want to Fuck of the Day

This bitch was Miss Utah 2006 and I guess that gave her Mormon ass the taste of fame and idea that when she turned 21, she’d move to California and try to make it on her own as the celebrity she thinks she is, you know cuz winning Beauty Pageants fucks a bitch up, partially cuz their moms over encourage them for years, but also because the rest of the circuit does to when you win…

So she’s in LA…she’s hitting up the clubs and hot spots….she’s getting noticed by the paparazzi…and she’s loving every second of it…which means staged bikini pics, possible sex tape, definite panty flash, and more low level goods to come…and I’m digging it cuz I want to fuck her face but would settle for her ass or pussy…if you know what I mean…

I still don’t know who the fuck she is…but I like her just fine that way…it’s easier to like unknowns who love attention cuz you know nothing about all the things you do that you’d normally hate so much it takes away from wanting to fuck them…but I’m ready for all that to change, she’s on a mission…in red…cuz she must be expecting her period and not in the mood to risk it…

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2011

10

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Fake Skin Rash of the Day

Normally, I love girls with rashes….but in Kim Kardashian’s case, I find it disgusting…more importantly, in Kim Kardashian’s case I don’t even believe it is really a rash, cuz she’s the kind of trash who would hire a make-up artist to make her have an ailment that she can get press about, but I’ll accept her bullshit and appreciate the effort as I stare at her fat ass imagining this psoriasis actually being scabies she got in a seedy hotel room turning tricks, or even better, as the flesh eating disease that will ultimately kill her…I’m a pervert like that.

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2011

10

Aug

Sofia Vergara Tit’s Busting Out of a Button Down Shirt of the Day

Sofia Vergara represents the American dream…you now coming to America from a South American country as a young single mother…only to end up winning Emmy Awards 20 years later…all because of a great set of tits…cuz that’s all it takes..you know coupled with exploiting yourself, trading your dignity and cashing in your morals and values in exchange for the good life you always dreamed of, a small sacrifice to make with your vagina and great tits to help the next generation of your family not become a statistic….

These great tits, have done it right and for that…I’d like to honor her efforts by staring at her whore tits…

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2011

10

Aug

Brooke Burke’s Wild On in Her Bikini with her Kids of the Day

Wild On loses it’s appeal when you’ve got a kid…It’s like not so Wild On…So Wild I’m in bed at 9 On…So that I can wake up at 6 am and deal with my brat who ruined by vagina but I still have my fake tits and a decent bikini body as memories of my career on Wild On..cuz that’s the only thing I can use to evaluate or quantify my self worth…because it is the only thing my self worth has been based on my entire life…So Wild On that instead of rager all nighter, the only event I attend at night is the resort daycare to watch kid movies…we only get wild on once a month to help plan the dream family we’re creating as we live off all the money from Wild On….Depressing maybe, hard faced and older sure, but still in a bikini and that works for me….the tail, bi product, remnants of Wild On like some archeological dig…the bikini version….and that works for me.

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