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2011

10

Aug

Leighton Meester is the Poor Man’s Blake Lively of the Day

And luckily I’m a poor man…you know unable to grasp the Blake Lively hard face appeal, as she’s all famous and fashionable, dating superstars like Leonardo DiCaprio and letting his penis cum inside her cooter, making golden star studded and diamond encrusted creampies the average person can’t grasp or really wrap our brain around cuz it’s on some other level of superhuman…..but Leighton Meester….she’s some low level fetish video star born in a halfway house who managed to suck dick to get on TV…making her almost like one of us, on our level…or at least like one of the strippers I got a lap dance from last night…or hooker I asked if she was a virgin cuz I figure the world lacks virgin street whores…or even like one of the massage parlor girls who jerks me off and gives me a receipt I can use to get reimbursed by my wife’s insurance policy…only not as awesome cuz she doesn’t make me cum the way they do….cuz instead of being in the service business she should be, she took the right turns and choices in her prostitution that led Leighton to this level of accessible, yet famous enough to be impressive 10 years down the road when she’s back to starring in fetish videos when paying her extra to suck you off after a signing of her latest DVD at your local sex shop…at least that’s what I’m predicting…

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2011

10

Aug

Erin Heatherton in her Bikini of the Day

This bitch is killing me…what a fucking body. White bikinis are my fucking favorite….especially when a bitch gets her period in one on the snorkeling tour you’re about to go on during your Mexican vacation but also when it turns see through and the bitch has no fucking idea….allowing me to see every pubic hair stubble, pussy lip flap, clit hood wrinkle she’s got whenever she gets wet…genius…but not as genius as Erin Heatherton’s body…have you seen this body? It’s next level great….

Either way, here she is doing some Victoria’s Secret nonsense that give her that model stamp of approval in exchange for selling her soul….awesome…

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2011

10

Aug

Emma Roberts Lesbian Date of the Day

I want to have sex with Emma Roberts’ lesbian friend’s tits in this see through tank top…all push-up bra….Shit if I was Emma Roberts, I’d go lesbian for those tits too….Hell if I was Emma Roberts, I’d probably go lesbian anyway, thanks to having no male role model growing up, just a negative experience with a self involved drug user who felt sorry for himself for never getting an academy award role, after winning an academy award…I’m talking shitty low quality b-movie after shitty low quality movie never quite reaching that high again…as his sister moved in, took all his glory, leading to more self destructive behavior that was probably a lot of fun, but hardly good for your daughter….unless you’re like me and think daddy issues are genius and if they don’t turn you dyke they turn you fucking slutty and both are fun to point at laugh at…and one of those daddy issues side effects feels real great on your dick…

Either way, here’s celebrity in training, Emma Roberts on a lesbian date.

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

10

Aug

Bar Refaeli in Some Bikini Pictures of the Day

You’d think an ass like this would bring peace in the middle east. You know all those Palestinians would put down their rocks and forget their hatred for the jews for fucking their country…and put serious effort in hitch hiking to Tel Aviv and parking themselves outside Bar Refaeli’s apartment and wait for her to come home…only to see her ass in motion…but I guess the Palestinians are too busy repressing their women, plotting world domination, and whatever it is that arabs do….see I’m not all that into politics, but I am into pussy, so much that I know an ass like this is far more important to me than deep rooted issues that have been plaguing my people for hundreds of years…I’m too into the now than to worry about the bullshit that’s not fun, drunk or half naked….

Here she is in a photoshoot proving her quality ass that deserves to be in a bikini….and the rumor is that she’s not even the hottest bitch in Israel, the rumor is that you wouldnt even notice Bar Refaeli on the beach amongst the other Israelis and that’s just enough to make my testicles explode…just thinking about it…making me happy I’m sitting on a soiled couch across from an obese woman choking on her own neck fat….you know to prevent me from really enjoying my life….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

10

Aug

Vienna Girardi’s Bikini Ass For Publicity of the Day

I hate the concept of the Bachelor…I mean not if I was the bachelor, you know having a dozen or more girls under the age of 25 fighting for your dick, not cuz they want your dick, but cuz girls hate each other, are competitive with each other, and try to do all that they can to come outon top, cuz if they win, that means they are the top whore in the eye of the general public who buy into this shit cuz their own lives are too fucking boring or stimulating to have their own fun…..

I just hate that it’s all staged, fabricated, contractual, immoral crap that idiots buy into….I hate hearing people talking about it, sucked into it, even if I don’t hate that the contestants are all annoying bitches who wish they will get famous, loving the attention of being on TV, whoring out for the world to see….cuz I like whores….

Either way, here’s the winner from 2009 in her bikini…with her new boyfriend…who is not the love of her life who proposed to her on the show…cuz guess what you can’t fall in love when you’re in it to win it…or more importantly when you don’t actually know the dude cuz it’s all a front…..

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Vienna Girardi

2011

10

Aug

Shanna Marie McLaughlin is a Playboy Model with the Best Publicity Stunt of the DAy

This is pretty funny to me…..

A Playboy playmate was arrested at Orlando International Airport Monday night. Orlando Police arrested Shanna Marie McLaughlin for having a gun while trying to board a plane at OIA.

Here’s the news report:

I assume she did it because she was looking to make the news…as no one in their right mind would ever go to the airport with the gun….but I guess that’s assuming she was in her right mind…which could be a stretch when all bitch does is get naked in pictures of money…..

I found her Model Mayhem account, cuz clearly her modeling and playboy stint got her exactly that level of fame she’s looking for…you know the fame where you gotta travel with a gun to get noticed….cuz model mayhem features every low level aspiring model who creates her own model account cuz she thinks she’s hot…exactly what this bitch represents and that makes me want to hire her….

I did some background research and it turns out she’s got awesome tits…here are her nude pics…cuz retarded or not…natural tits rarely look like this…

Here’s her doing a playboy video…

Posted in:Shanna Marie McLaughlin

2011

10

Aug

Hot Oil Wrestling Video to Start the Day of the Day

I don’t really know the backstory behind this girl on girl oil wrestling video…I just assume its got something to do with being a fetish for people who like seeing girls on girls wrestling in oil….which I guess makes sense cuz that is exactly what this is…

I’ve done the bar circuit. I’ve been on spring break events. I’ve seen mud wrestling, jello wrestling, oil wrestling first hand and I guess you can’t go wrong with girls choking each other out…I didn’t a hard on, mainly cuz the girls were always pretty butch….and I’m not into that…every girl in the bar I was at, every time I saw that shit, got heavily into it….like shit turned them on hard…maybe it was empowering…maybe all girls are dykes….who knows…I just think you should watch this shit with whatever girl you can do see if it gets her wet…cuz a wet girl is the good kind of girl….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

10

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news….I know there’s probably more exciting things going on than this…but this is good enough for me…I mean the world is filled with fucking idiots getting arrested…it’d be impossible for me to keep up with all of it…so I just do the best I can with as little effort as possible…it’s kinda my life philosophy….

Kid Shot for Tossing Football
A plan to scare the neighborhood kids went wrong for an elderly man and landing a 12-year-old boy in the hospital with a gun shot wound.

Woman Fabricated Kidnapping Story
A woman has been found safe and sound, 100 miles away, after claiming she had been abducted and stuffed into the trunk of her own vehicle after making a transaction at the bank.

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2011

10

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am drunk still. I feel like I’d be lying if I said this was my mourning hangover. Cuz I’ve been drinking all morning…I was walking the dog at 6 in the morning and I saw a hooker getting beat up, then getting taken away in an ambulance as the police followed behind them as some dude screamed at the cops taking her away…I guess he had a date planned with her….and I just got home now….

On the positive side of things, I found a pair of ladies heels on the side of the road if anyone wants to buy them, ideally someone with a foot fetish who likes weird found objects that smell of feet…

Either way, here’s some shit going on


Don’t Worry, Kid, I Find Jack in the Boxes Terrifying Too – VIDEO
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25 Sexiest Athlete Summer Bodies
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Free Cam Shows, Cause You Made It Half Way Through the Week
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Adrienne Curry is Slutty Tweeting Again
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News Reporter Looses His Fucking Shit
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Gia Marie is Rocking a Shiny Red Slingshot
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Says ‘Good Morning’
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Live Web Cam Shows You Will Want to Make Some Alone Time For
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Lebanese Slut Gets Naked on a Sex Tape – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “30 Minutes Or Less” Actress Dilshad Vadsaria
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Aziz Ansari Hates Babies as Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Bear Gets All The Party Sluts
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2011

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…I assume it has something to having been on the toilet all fucking day shitting myself cuz I haven’t had a solid shit in the last decade….and now I’m feeling pretty spent and ready to drink the last legs of my liver away….always a challenge I’m willing to take on cuz I got nothing else going on….Repetitive, probably, but I sit on a computer all day and a drinking problem that leads to not remembering anything in a mushy brain mess…so what the fuck do you expect me to have going on…I don’t even remember me leaving the fucking house today…I also don’t remember hot bitches sending me nude pictures, mainly cuz they didn’t, but thanks to being delusional, I can pretend it did…I can pretend so many good things happened even though they didn’t….good times…

Creepy as Fuck Nude Statue of Selena Gomez and Justine Beaver – I don’t think they made his vagina lippy enough….
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels….
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Jennifer Love Is Fucking a Bottom Feeder from the Bachelorette Cuz Jennifer Love is Also a Bottom Feeder….but mainly just cuz her fat ass likes feeding…
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Adriana Lima Posing with a Bra
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Dude Accidentally Shoots His Peen Off With His Girlfriend’s Pink Pistol
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me To You
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6 Year Old Skateboarder Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Stacie Sullivan
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A MEGA Tiffany Toth Gallery
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10 Ways To Tell If You Might Get Laid On The First Date
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Vida Guerra’s Body Is Still Insane
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know You’re Living on a Budget
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Home Alone Teen Gets Naughty
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25 Unbelievably Hot Women Who Love Baseball
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emma Watson Panty Flash
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Peaches Geldof Isn’t Fat Anymore, Probably Cause She’s on Heroin Again
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Geri Halliwell in a Bikini
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Imgoen Thomas is Hot in a Bikini
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This Chick Has Been Eating Her Husbands Ashes Out of His Urn and I Think I’m Gonna Fucking Puke – VIDEO
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Irina Shayk Gets Her Stretch On
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Injured Kid Gets Robbed =During London Riots Because People Are Fucking Savages – VIDEO
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And Not, The Ping Pong God – VIDEO
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Raquel Reign Brings the Hotness
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AHNOLD is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Jayda and Susie Get It On
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Hilarious Pro Gay Marriage Protest Signs
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Cameron Diaz is So Gross
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Horney Teen Gets Herself Off
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Candice Swanepoel Workout Hotness
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Leggy Hipster Chick in Acid Wash
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Random Link Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Another Crazy Video From the London Riots
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Dancer Gets Knocked Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Brunette Covered in Tats and Naked
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Monika Vesela Licks Her Popsicle
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9 People You Don’t Want to End Up Next to OIn a Plane
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some Mila Kunis Hotness
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Dolce
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Irina Shayk Can Pull My Muscle Anytime
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A Topless Big Tittie Imogen Thomas – We Salute You!
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Fifty Wives or Life In Jail, What’s Worse?
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