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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Aug

Ginger Spice is a Mom Rockin’ a Bikini of the Day

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I like that Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell has taken a liking to being in a bikini at all times…I like that she gets Topless in her Bikinis also, partially because she’s european and bikini tops don’t matter to those Euro bitches and shouldn’t matter to any bitches, but more importantly, cuz she’s got great tits….they were even better back when she was working as a stripper before the Spice Girls…back when bitch had to pay rent and her only asset and skill was her fat tits….but I can’t find those pics right now…so I’ll just take these recent, decades and kids later, pics of her in a bikini, cuz her body is better now than it was then…cuz I guess that’s what having stupid money does to a bitch…it allows her to not live off inexpensive pizza and beer…but instead fancy salads and champagne and prescription pills…

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2011

Aug

Maria Shriver’s Single Milf Vagina In the Wind of the Day

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This is amazing….

I don’t know what’s going on in Maria Shriver’s crotch, but I do know that she’s recently single, thanks to her awesome and sleazy immigrant body building and action star husband, turned politician, pulled some amazing things by fucking the housekeeper, cuz like me, fucking anything that isn’t your wife is a good thing…especially if it has a vagina….I mean until it gets pregnant and you can’t deny the shit, cuz unlike me, you gave her your real name cuz she worked for you…instead of lying your way through it…..

I also know that I love watching a dress when a girl walks against the wind….and shit defines her pussy..it’s almost pornographic….but unfortunately in Shriver’s case…she’s been married too long, has embraced her age and position as a soon to be grandmother, while showcasing why her husband strayed, because the only thing that can make a cameltoe look like this puffy mess, is huge fucking bush…..or ravaged lips thanks to the birthing process….both hardly attractive to the average eye…especially not on a bitch trying to get laid…luckily…I’m not average and this shit is porno to me….enjoy.

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2011

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Party of the Day

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Everyone loves Sara Jean Underwood…at least virgin losers do and as far as I’m concerned that’s everyone…you know since this is the internet and that’s the kind of person who frequents the internet….you know cuz actual cool people who can get laid…are busy getting laid….

She’s some playboy trash, who is actually pretty hot, turned TV host thanks to a stint as Ryan Seacrest’s front thathe’s not gay, a TV host that happens to be the body that rock’s superhero outfits on shows for virgin loser, making her fuckin’ set for life…cuz virgin losers are loyal and that’s a good thing for her…but not so good for us…cuz if we all ignored her attempt at a legit career, she’d woulda ended up in porn, in one of those coulda gone either way, and went the wrong way for us and the right way for her situations….True story.

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2011

Aug

Vida Guerra’s a Fake Tit Body Builder Now of the Day

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Vida Guerra started out as an ass in FHM….and as FHM lost it’s appeal and popularity thanks to the internet making them obsolete…she lost her one gig that brought her that level of big ass fame that has probably paid for her life….but more importantly that paved the way for Kim Kardashian and Coco’s ass fame…but now that she’s old and out of work she’s taken to partnering up with a new magazine, cuz that’s her hustle, she’s tried a few scandals on her own, LIKE THESE LEAKED NUDE PICS but the only thing that’s done shit for her has been magazines…unfortunately, this magazine is some body building shit, and although she’s still got a great ass, that hard body, fake tan, fake tit looking shit just makes me nervous and uncomfortable…cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes my women less manly….

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2011

Aug

Halle Berry Rockin’ a Baguette of the Day

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I always call Halle Berry out for being the whitest black chick to be labeled the first black chick to win an Academy award…you know a poster child for black kids in ghetto’s everywhere to look up to and wish that one day they will be like her…making them chose a life of education over a life of crime…in some bullshit that I call marketing….cuz like I’ve said before and will say again…the only contact she’s had with a black person is being served by them at the grocery store, or fast food joing….

Either way, she’s so black she eats french bread. She’s so gangster she does her own groceries…I wonder if she got some luxurious cheeses to set up a fantastic spread you’d expect to find at a 5 star restaurant…cuz nohthing abouther is authentic…that’s why she’s an actor….but I do love seeing her fuck in the movies…she’s got great tits…and I need more of that from her…none of this grocery shopping bullshit…unless of course she does what this french whore I knew used to do with her 99 cent day old baguette…you know fucked its stale ass back to moist for her John’s to eat up in what was probably one of the weirder fetishes I’ve taken part in….in which case…this french bread, or what I call “the baker’s dildo” makes for good times..

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2011

Aug

Katie Holmes Not So Hot Alien Tits of the Day

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There was a time when Katie Holmes had potential…you now before she was medicated and turned into a Stepford wife….all brainwashed by her childhood Top Gun / Cocktail crush….and willing to do everything he tells her…including getting knocked up and waiting for aliens to take them away…..

There was a time when Katie Holmes was an teen dream, you know on the cover of “Tiger” and “Teen Beat” that you’d tell the clerk you were buying for your daughter, when really you were buying it to jerk off….

She coulda gone any route…from sex tape to panty flash to exciting and interesting…but instead…she is a robot…and it fucking sucks…not to mention…she doesn’t even have tits anymore…not sure what happened to those but assume it’s got something to do with Tom Cruise being gay andher being his front he still wants to be able to cum to….

Either way….here’s the pics of her at a some premiere…

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2011

Aug

Anne Hathaway Looks Better Naked of the Day

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This just in….Anne Hathaway looks better NAKED ….than in dresses at premieres and other bullshit….

I’d say that’s a pretty obvious observation on my part…and it is….but that’s just cuz I’m an obvious kind of guy who likes girls naked better than in clothes….

Call me crazy….but I’m pretty sure we’ve established that long ago…

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2011

Aug

Rihanna’s Bikini Top and Tight Pants in Barbados of the Day

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Rihanna is still in Barbados….She’s still in a bikini top…living th good life outside her multi million dollar home that is substantially nicer than the shanty she lived in with her Garbage man father….but probably still smells like garbage…because that’s just the vibe I get off this pig of a person…but maybe I’m just hating….when really I can’t hate on a bitch in a bikini top and tight pants…it is not in my genetic code…I pretty much get sucked into the shit…for no good reason….

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2011

Aug

Kim Kardashian Does Graves of the Day

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Opportunist cunt….exploiting her dead father for the sake of dramatic impact for her shitty show…not that she really gives a fuck about honoring her father you know…since she had sex on video with a black dude…something all Armenian Crhistian people are totally into…

So she decided to bring her new found fake boyfriend to meet him at his gave in some creepy goth shit….

But I’m less interested in her having emotional bullshit moments and more into watching her suck dick in her porn…

Cuz Kim Kardashian is a pornstar…I don’t get why people forget that…

Nothing is too sacred for a bottom feeder like this….not even feeding on cock…

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2011

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some amazingness going on in the news….not quite as amazing as seeing a vagina hugged in a pair of tight pants….but still pretty amazing…

Man Denied Breast Cancer Treatment
South Carolina health officials are petitioning the federal government to overhaul its “discriminatory” Medicaid rules after a local construction worker was denied coverage for breast cancer treatments because he is a man.

Mob Helps Assault Victim…Then Robs Him
Video posted on LiveLeak.com shows a mob in London help a man who was beaten and assaulted get to his feet.only to turn around and rob him.

Woman Tries to Bring Fake Bomb on Plane
A woman is in big trouble — all because of something she apparently tried to carry through airport security at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix.

Caught On Tape: Philly Teen Mob Attack
Video of a July 29th attack on a bystander in Philadelphia’s Old City by teens from a charter school group that received a $1 million donation from Oprah Winfrey.

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